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>a simple home-cooked meal
>347 different ingredients
>expensive
>takes forever

>mcdonalds
>can i get uhhhh.. 7 mcchickens? and a large coke?
>Yes you can, you must be sooo hungry! Anything else?
>nope that'll do me, i just love me some chicken!
>haha alright sugar puff it'll be 8 dollars

Prove me wrong

>> No.15741417

McChickens are pretty much the perfect food.

>> No.15741447

McChickens are mostly filler, we’ve gone over this extensively. And it’s not even real chicken, it’s that paste you get by grinding up baby chicks.

>> No.15741466

i prefer the double cheese burg

>> No.15741635

a simple home cooked meal is like 5 ingredients dude
protein of your choice
rice
veggies of your choice
fat/oil
seasoning of your choice

wa la bachelor chow sloppa ready to eat in 5 mins, just swap out whatever seasoning you use for variety

>> No.15742355
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>>15741413
>sugar puff

>> No.15742622

>>15741413
>8 dollars
In my country that cost 40 euros

>> No.15742635

It's been scientologically proven that it has all the food pyramids: your breads your meats your salads so a very healthy choice OP

>> No.15742644

>>15741413
>a simple home-cooked meal
>347 different ingredients
>expensive
>takes forever
It's rice, water, beans, bbq sauce and pork, how's that hard? Throw that shit in a slow cooker in the morning.

>> No.15742696

>>15742622
switzerland?

>> No.15742716

>>15742696
France, but that's true for most of Europe I think. A mcchicken used to be 2 euros but now it's 4.8 euros, more than 5 dollars

>> No.15742770

>>15742644
>It's rice, water, beans, bbq sauce and pork in a slow cooker
>doesn't even mention seasoning
whitest dude on /ck/ detected

>> No.15742987

>>15742770
Bbq sauce is seasoning you retarded nigger

>> No.15743009

>>15741447
>it’s not even real chicken
> it’s that paste you get by grinding up baby chicks

sounds like chicken to me

>> No.15743017

>>15742770
>Assuming I need to include spices
Season your shit how you like, anon. I do chili powder and granulated garlic plus a spice rub I make.

>> No.15743074

>>15741413
>347 ingredients for a home-cooked meal
What? The easiest possible home meal I can think of is literally 3 ingredients:
>chicken breast (stove top)
>broccoli (oven)
>rice (rice cooker)

If you want to get fancy, you can add cheddar to your broccoli, making it a grand total of 4 ingredients.

No I don't include seasonings or oil as ingredients because fuck you, that's why.

>> No.15743092

>>15741413
>8 dollars
15 dollars

>> No.15743102

>>15741413
I made a chili that is lasting me a week. Used wholesale ground beef that was under 3 dollars a pound. The rest was dirt cheap ingredients.
The chili is versatile and reheats beautifully. Can use it on any carb.

You just have a fucking mcchicken, that gets gross after 10 minutes.

>> No.15743116

>>15743074
By the way, this meal is incredibly cheap and also takes a shorter amount of time than it takes to drive to your local McDonald's, place an order, pick it up and drive back to your home, unless you literally live right next to McDonald's.

>but it tastes bad! I want more flavor!
Then add more ingredients and seasonings like butter, milk/cream, soy sauce, garlic/onion powder, etc. Also, cook better.

>> No.15743259

Mr Toilberg wants you toiling away in your kitchen for hours everyday. You can be using that time to be getting ahead

>> No.15743419

>>15743102
based. im gonna make some chili sunday

>> No.15743433

for me it's a bowl of white rice with a raw egg cracked over it and if I'm feeling adventurous a little drizzle of soy sauce too. I eat that 3 times a day and I'm good.

>> No.15743495

>>15743102
fuck yeah chili bro. I do the same shit, have a big ass crock pot I cook it in

>> No.15743518

>>15743433
Ah yes because the rice cooks the egg

>> No.15743527

>>15741413
I miss the days when the spicy mcchicken was only $1. I would always buy 5 of them.

>> No.15744451

>>15743518
no it fucking doesn't you dumb fucking cunt

>> No.15744457

>>15741413
fast food costs so much more than home cooked shit. wtf are you cooking at home? steak?

>> No.15745318

>>15741413
>>a simple home-cooked meal
>>347 different ingredients
3, maybe 4 ingredients tops my dude
>>expensive
nah
>>takes forever
5~15min to cook 90% of dishes, and doing so cooks 4 portions which you can box up for later, lazier nights

>>mcdonalds
takes 30min to drive to and closes at midnight
>>can i get uhhhh.. 7 mcchickens? and a large coke?
Yes sir, that'll be $80
>>Yes you can, you must be sooo hungry! Anything else?
minority teenage staff are never this friendly
>>nope that'll do me, i just love me some chicken!
>>haha alright sugar puff it'll be 8 dollars
sugar puff? this isnt the 60s
>$8
never happened

>> No.15745434

>>15743102
How does his McChicken get old in 10 minutes when you're eating 7 day old chili? Grow up.

>>15743116
With the McDonald's App and Curbside Pickup, ordering and pickup is efficient and easy! I also have two McDonalds restaurants in a 1.5 radius of my home.

>>15744457
>fast food costs so much more than home cooked shit
Only if you cook garbage in bulk. If you want variety, you can eat fast food for cheap.

>>15745318
>doing so cooks 4 portions which you can box up for later, lazier nights
Who wants leftovers when you can have a hot and fresh McChicken or other menu items?

>> No.15746090

>>15741413
First big cooking challenge I did was a set of ribs. Had to buy all kinds of spices, and a rack of ribs. Cost roughly 70 dollars for some soggy mushy ribs

>> No.15746333

>>15741447
>it's not even real beef, it's veal!
good, even better

>> No.15746352

Pasta, butter, parmesan. Delicious and simple. Add some lettuce, olive oil and lemon if you want to be healthy.

>> No.15746380

>>15742716
1-2 euros here in NL.

>> No.15746462

making lunch for 2-3 days takes 30min tops. breakfast and dinner take 5 ~ 10 min tops.

>> No.15746494

>>15741413
A single mcchicken costs $5.50 USD in my country

>> No.15746601

>>15741413
>7 mcchickens?
Bae Keto cheater.
>>15741417
Yes.
>>15741447
Even better, jammy oliver!
https://youtu.be/mKwL5G5HbGA

>> No.15746605

>>15746494
Cooljapan.

>> No.15746867

brazilian here

i just tried mcdonalds in the USA and holy fuck its absolutely terrible. They weren't joking when they said americucks had such shit standards and retarded regulations that the taste of things were worse too.

>> No.15746885

Crucial difference between my kitchen and McDonald’s: there’s no black peoples.

>> No.15746893

>>15741413
How the fuck do you think fast food became so popular?

>> No.15748220

>>15745434
>How does his McChicken get old in 10 minutes when you're eating 7 day old chili? Grow up.
This is a question you should be asking McDonald's, not him. If food quality degrades in 10 minutes versus 1 week, that's bad on the part of the former.
>ordering and pickup is efficient and easy!
I guarantee you I can cook something (1) healthier (2) cheaper (3) still delicious in the time it takes you to put on your slippers, start your car, drive to McDonald's, pickup, come back, park, etc.
>fast food is good for variety
This is the stupidest shit I have ever heard. Variety = differing amounts of ground beef, cheese and bacon between two buns? You can OBVIOUSLY cook with way more variety at home than you could get at fast food, even if you don't buy "in bulk," whatever that means.
>inb4 the McChicken

>> No.15748282

>>15741447
This retard still thinks ice cream footage is some "pink chicken goop" lmao.

>> No.15748300

>>15741447
>it’s that paste you get by grinding up baby chicks.
>maximum suffering per kcal
extremely based

>> No.15748314

>>15745434
>How does his McChicken get old in 10 minutes when you're eating 7 day old chili? Grow up.

That's just how it be. Every time I try to eat fast food at home it's always shit. I don't like eating in the car because it's disgusting. Fries are cold and the sandwich is soggy. Meanwhile my chili always reheats amazingly and actually tastes better as it ages. It doesn't make sense but that's just how it be.

>> No.15748316

>>15741447
babies taste better which is why I live almost exclusively off of cum

>> No.15748984

>>15748314
It makes perfect sense. The flavors in your chili diffuse over time, making it more flavorful. Crunchy, hot fries get cold and absorb their excess grease, making them chewy and not nearly as good. A sandwich, made of hot and cold ingredients, becomes mushy and loses all of its texture when packed for a long time. Should lettuce and tomato be the same temperature as the meat, and should all of their textures be the same? Absolutely not, but that's what happens over time when they're wrapped in foil.

>> No.15749509

>>15746893
I just assumed it was because Americans do really.

>> No.15750931

>>15741413
huh?

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>>15741413
>go to mcdees
>order a qp
they give me the wrong order while im waiting
>they give me another wrong order but it has a qp in it so i yoink it
>mfw get 2 chick sandwiches and 2 cinnamon rolls for free
yep, today was a good day