ITT

[Anonymous No.15738872]

We weed out all the manbabies and talk about our favorite vegetables

God tier:
Avocado
Spinach
Zuccini
Cauliflower
Mushrooms
Asparagus


Still good tier:
Broccoli
Tomato
Cabbage
Bok choy

Shit tier:
Corn
Peas
Potato

What about you, co/ck/s?

[Anonymous No.15738909]

>>15738872
Love them all, even the ones on your shit tier list, but mushrooms aren't vegetables, they are fungi

[Anonymous No.15738914]

>>15738872
Half the shit you named isn't vegetables.

[Anonymous No.15738924]

>>15738909
I can see your point but
>>15738914
You need to explain

[Anonymous No.15738931]

‘agus makes my benis smell bad when the drips get stuck in my foreskin. Made a dude gag when we tried to dock once

[Anonymous No.15738944]

>>15738872
How the fuck can you like avocado more than potato. Avocado fucking sucks.

Not putting tomato (will culinarily classify it as a vegetable because you did the same thing with mushrooms, zuccini, corn, and avocado) in God tier tells me you only have ever eaten supermarket tomatoes. Which is watery shit and not the sweet nectar of the Gods that you get from vine ripened goodness.

Also how can you not put onions on the list? Or garlic? What about celery or carrot, or beets or parsnip? Not even any winter squash like buttercup or acorn. tsk tsk.

I'll admit I'm a tastelet because I haven't eaten okra, collard greens, or fennel yet. (i'm a flyover, but I'm growing okra. The seeds germinated and now I'm seeing if they will sprout. Fingers crossed!!)


Anyone have any suggestions as to what to plant in march in a zone 5a?

[Anonymous No.15738947]

Avocado at number one just tells me everything i need to know that you are the biggest reddit faggot

[Anonymous No.15738952]

>>15738872
corn, no matter how trite it may be, is still better than 90% of other vegetables.

[Anonymous No.15739031]

>>15738947
But they are literally the best vegetable

[Anonymous No.15739056]

>>15738944
Get a proper greenhouse and bring your zone up a few levels so you can grow your own citrus. Very worth, and could make you a few bucks since well loved citrus trees are very productive

[Anonymous No.15739106]

>>15739031
A. Avocado is a fruit.
B. It fucking sucks. Maybe it's decent if you live somewhere where it naturally grows but it's a shit fruit. Not to mention supporting large scale deforestation, cartels, and water overuse in places that are very water insecure.

I mostly stick to the crops I can grow... Someday I'll quit chocolate. But chocolate at least is delicious unlike avocado.

[Anonymous No.15739108]

>>15738872
avocado is not a vegetable

[Anonymous No.15739117]

>>15739031
They literally aren't a vegetable faggot. Heres some knowledge, if it has seeds, it usually isnt a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.15739119]

My all time favourite lazy meal that I make when hungover or even pissed when I've skipped dinner is cabbage and potatoes.
>Slice cabbage thinly and put in microwave save bowl with slice of butter
>Scrub and dice potatoes
>Boil in salted water until tender
>Microwave cabbage for 5 minutes
>Drain potatoes and return to flame to evaporate remaining moisture
>Add slice of butter and stir to coat potatoes
>Take cabbage out of microwave and stir
>Put cabbage on plate and season with salt and pepper
>Top with buttery potatoes seasoned with salt, pepper, and a lemon dill seasoning

[Anonymous No.15739125]

>>15738872
>favorite vegetable
>mushrooms

[Anonymous No.15739135]

What is with Americans and Avocado? I'm 31 and I've been eating Avocado since I was on the solids and have always loved it. Now all of a sudden you're a SoiBoi, cuck, hipster, faggot, pussy, and/or a redditfag if you like it?

[Anonymous No.15739143]

>>15738872

[Anonymous No.15739154]

Where are the fucking sprouts?

[Anonymous No.15739158]

>>15739117
>he doesn't know the difference between culinary and botanical terminology
Next you're gonna be telling me a banana is a berry.

[Anonymous No.15739160]

I fucking love grilling cabbage or broccoli on my little countertop Korean grill thing. Little bit of rice bran oil, salt, and a dash of my chili-garlic infused vinegar. So fkn healthy and filling and tasty, do it almost daily.

Don't have pic of the grilled veg but here's my sauce, just vinegar, chilies, garlic, and peppercorns. Fill the bottle with the ingredients, then boiling vinegar, let it sit for a few days. Fucking ace on everything

[Anonymous No.15739177]

>>15738924
he's going to tell you it's fruit instead which is gay and retarded. don't fall for it anon

[Anonymous No.15739186]

>>15739177
what about nuts are nuts gay

[Anonymous No.15739198]

>>15739160
Kek. From the thumbnail I thought that was a nasty bottle of cigarette butts in old ass beer or wine.

[Anonymous No.15739200]

>>15739160
Well at least you're White.

[Anonymous No.15739202]

>>15739108
>>15739117
But they are green

[Anonymous No.15739264]

>>15739198

Trust me, it tastes almost as good !

[Anonymous No.15739268]

>>15739202
They're just being know it all children. Avocado, tomato, capsicum are all technically fruits but anyone who's anyone knows we consider anything sweet fruit and anything savoury a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.15739312]

Brussel sprouts are god tier. Blanche them, then fry them and mix them with toasted almond slices, then eat it with asparagus, sauce hollandaise and favorite piece of meat. Wa la.

Hated sprouts as a child but these days, I absolutely love them.

[Anonymous No.15739314]

>>15739186
Only deez nuts

[Anonymous No.15739323]

>>15739312
I've always liked Brussels sprouts but they haven't been in season. Lately I've been buying the frozen ones, boiling them, then draining them and having them tossed in some butter and salt and pepper with boiled eggs on the side. Call the cops idgaf...

[Anonymous No.15739324]

>>15739202
So are granny smiths and some grapes and pears.

[Anonymous No.15739343]

>>15739324
>So are granny
I glanced and saw those 3 words and thought you were going to bring the banter. I was so disappointed...

[Anonymous No.15739351]

>>15738872
mushroom isnt a vegetable

[Anonymous No.15739357]

>>15739135
Avocado isn't soy on it's own, it's just that a lot of reddit soyfags sperg out over it and act like it's the greatest shit.

[Anonymous No.15739368]

>>15739357
avocado has been soy for a long time now. I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.15739384]

>>15739368
Your cunt is just cringe when something gets popular. Why can't they just enjoy something with out getting carried away?

[Anonymous No.15739405]

>>15738872
My favorite culinary vegetables

God Tier:
Avocados
Tomatoes
Lettuce
Carrots
Broccoli
Cabbage
Collard Greens
Waxy Potatoes
Sweet Potatoes
Spinach
Corn
Eggplant
Onions
Garlic
Ginger

[Anonymous No.15739515]

>>15739160
This dudes got witch fingers in a bottle

[Anonymous No.15739669]

>>15739117
All plants have seeds you faggot. Onions have seeds and cabbage has seeds. You are an insufferable nigger

[Anonymous No.15739682]

>eating vegetables
lol wow way too out you'reselve's as soysucking incel's

[Anonymous No.15740736]

>>15739384
This

[Anonymous No.15740885]

>>15738872
Next time yoy make this thread put in an >inb4 for all the mentally ill retards on this board correcting you on fruit vs vegetable. Who gives a shit?

My favorite vegetable is broccoli. Steamed.
My second favorite is spinach and I like that cooked, creamed or raw.

[Anonymous No.15740903]

>>15738872
Your list is dumb.

[Anonymous No.15740919]

Fresh spinach and cauliflowers are A++ tier

[Anonymous No.15742345]

>>15738872
>We weed out all the manbabies and talk about our favorite vegetables
Nah, I am not some fucking faggot that keeps listing vegetables by preferance tier, I eat what looks good and fresh, if at the time im at the grocery store the spinach is the most fresh green they have I take it, if it is the broccoli it goes instead.

I mostly do it because I try to eat seasonaly and only go out of my way to pick a particular green if it is to somehow supply a dietary demand.

Also, I mostly just buy a bunch of different shit and eat it all togheter in a huge salad, so it is meaningless to try and tier it since it all goes in the same bowl in the end.

[Anonymous No.15742388]

>>15738872
Cauliflower is useful in recipes or as a health substitute, but it’s like the blandest vegetable out there, as if someone took broccoli and drained all the color and flavor out of it. Mushrooms are a fungus, but every time I have one I feel like I’m going to vomit, hate the flavor and especially the texture. The rest of those are all great though, corn and potatoes are definitely not shit tier. Peppers of all varieties are great too

[Anonymous No.15742415]

>>15739106
>Not to mention supporting large scale deforestation, cartels, and water overuse in places that are very water insecure.
>calls other people reddit

[Anonymous No.15742423]

>>15738872
>Shit tier:
>Peas
>Potato

[Anonymous No.15742487]

>>15739117
This is a cooking board. Not a botany board.
Culinarily, avocado is a vegetable, as are tomatoes, corn, peppers, olives, gourds, and legumes.
You’re being pedantic to try and sound smart, but people already know these aren’t botanically vegetables.

[Anonymous No.15742518]

>>15739160
don't the vegetables inside start getting moldy?

[Anonymous No.15742578]

>>15738872
>no brussels sprouts, natures actual pleb filter
That being said it’d be harder to list a vegetable I don’t like. Cauliflower I guess, never was too crazy about them.

[Anonymous No.15742590]

>>15739106
please buy more avocados my family is dying anon and the security force they pay is enough to back off the cartel

[Anonymous No.15742619]

>>15738872
my favorite vegetable

[Anonymous No.15742630]

>>15738872
The only veggies I like are some roots and leaf veggies, I can't stand broc/cauli. I wish I didn't have such a babby palate.

[Anonymous No.15742643]

>>15739119
This but with kielbasa