Egg Thread

[Anonymous No.15731136]

Eggs are the perfect food, so there's no reason for us to have any other threads. So we will discuss why they are the best and the best way to eat them.

Deviled Egg is obviously the best.

[Anonymous No.15731139]

>>15731136
yea but why do egg farts smell so bad? this one kid in elementary school had eggs for breakfast everyday and his farts were so distinctive we all called him egg-fart.

[Anonymous No.15731150]

>>15731139
It's all the protein.

[Anonymous No.15731172]

>>15731150
but eggs are only like 10% protein by weight

[Anonymous No.15731181]

>>15731150
>>15731172
It's not the protein, it's the sulfur.

[Anonymous No.15731216]

>>15731181
you should have googled more. amino acids (which form proteins) in eggs contain the sulfur.

[Anonymous No.15731228]

I like soft boiled eggs because I like to dip my toast in the yolk and I get my favorite form of egg whites.

[Anonymous No.15731237]

>>15731139
I can smell this post and I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.15731256]

>>15731136
I'm allergic to eggs, please delete this. Eggs are a worthless food.

[Anonymous No.15731277]

>>15731256

[Anonymous No.15731281]

>>15731277
that isn't nice. Eggs aren't good for you anyway. not sure what all the hubbub is about

[Anonymous No.15731313]

Behold! The perfect scrambled eggs.

[Anonymous No.15731367]

>>15731313

[Anonymous No.15731390]

>>15731136
I convinced my ex she should be eating boiled eggs at least 2-3 times a day. She would get such a build up of sulfur farts she eventually just started ripping them around me non-stop because I,told,her I didn’t mind. I would laugh and say it’s alright but I was taking huge deep whiffs of these straight up raunchy farts and would end up masturbating several times in the bathroom every evening

[Anonymous No.15731470]

[Anonymous No.15731823]

>>15731136
For me? It’s pickled eggs.

[Anonymous No.15731832]

>>15731823
Pickling was invented by the Amish to ruin good foods and ensure no one every experienced flavor.

[Anonymous No.15731842]

Why are eggfags so retarded?

>What do you mean you don't like eggs? Why not?

BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING EGGY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

[Anonymous No.15731857]

>>15731832
No

[Anonymous No.15731873]

>>15731842
Ok loser.

[Anonymous No.15731893]

>>15731136
For me, it's deviled eggs with pickled mustard seeds on top.

[Anonymous No.15731895]

>>15731313
I've made this before and it was so incredible that I went back to the store the day after to buy more chives. Then I made it again and again.

[Anonymous No.15731903]

>>15731277
>ass blasted
maybe next time don't come on a japanese namekian dragon wishing forum since not everyone agrees with your faggoty opinions

[Anonymous No.15731909]

>>15731893
I liked celery seeds better as a topping but then again, I've never tried pickled mustard seeds.

[Anonymous No.15731913]

>>15731909
>>15731893
All they need is paprika.

[Anonymous No.15732070]

How do you make the eggs that are embedded in toast?

[Anonymous No.15732077]

>>15732070
Like eggs in a basket? You just cut a whole in the bread, put in the pan, then put the egg in the middle.

[Anonymous No.15732079]

>>15731313
Autism

[Anonymous No.15732169]

>>15731313
>Deviled Egg
Im honestly confused, is that bunch of peppers meant to be eaten? The mushrooms are, surely, but the peppers seem to be there for decoraction only...

And really, I would be disgusted by the texture of those eggs, I have a strong aversion towards raw egg taste.

[Anonymous No.15732383]

Scrambled eggs with sausage, onion and soy sauce?

Good idea or not?

[Anonymous No.15732387]

>>15731136
>best way to eat them.

[Anonymous No.15732469]

>>15732387
tf

[Anonymous No.15732502]

>>15731909
>>15731913
Pickled mustard seeds are like trying pickled red onions for the first time; super fucking tasty.
They have the same texture as caviar as you cook them right, and can usually go in place of a condiment.
>paprika
I'm a poorfag and usually don't have much on hand; I get a canned smoked paprika once a year when taxes come in and that's about it, so I use it sparingly. But I do agree, paprika belongs on there too.

[Anonymous No.15732556]

For me, it's two runny eggs on toast, with pepper and hot sauce, first thing in the morning

[Anonymous No.15732925]

Over easy is the best.
love cutting into them as well.

[Anonymous No.15732935]

>>15732383
Why not

[Anonymous No.15733115]

When making scrambled eggs, do you guys put salt before or after cooking it

[Anonymous No.15733119]

>>15733115
just as its about to finish cooking.

[Anonymous No.15733124]

>>15733115
i season the pan

[Anonymous No.15733132]

>>15732169
What does the texture and taste of deviled eggs have to do with raw eggs? Have you ever even seen a raw egg, retard?

[Anonymous No.15733947]

>>15731313
>>15731367
I love how all these cunts try to look super impressed and fully concentrated.

[Anonymous No.15733969]

>>15731136
>NOOO WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEART AND HEKKIN CHOLESTEROLINO!!!! EAT SOME HEKKIN YUMMY YUM YUM CEREAL AND GRAINERINOS INSTEAD!!!

[Anonymous No.15734987]

I eat 3 boiled eggs for breakfast every day, is it healthy or should I just eat 2 instead?

[Anonymous No.15735013]

>>15733969
wtf actually went wrong in your life

[Anonymous No.15735107]

i eat so many hard boiled eggs and drink so much milk that my poop time is never a positive experience

[Anonymous No.15735335]

>>15735013
Being surrounded by people who aren't like me. I.e. always wrong and not intelligent and don't listen to orders and instructions I give them.

[Anonymous No.15735348]

My breakfast is usually three fried eggs with slices of chorizo on top with comte cheese, cover the pan and let them cook for few minutes, very nutritious.

[Anonymous No.15735410]

>>15733969
GRAIN IS LIVESTOCK FOOD

[Anonymous No.15735703]

>>15735335
t.

[Anonymous No.15736431]

WHY DO MY BOILED EGGS NEVER PEEL CLEANLY

I RIP THE FUCKERS TO PIECES TRYING TO PEEL THEM AAARRRHJHRHRHRGHRGHR

[Anonymous No.15736812]

>>15734987
You should eat six.

[Anonymous No.15736821]

>>15731136
It's like eating a fart. Disgustang.

[Anonymous No.15736826]

>>15736431
Are you moving them to an ice water bath immediately from the hot pot?

[Anonymous No.15736840]

>>15736431
i always had luck kind of rolling the eggs under my palm to initially crack the shell and then it comes off pretty easily

[Anonymous No.15736881]

>>15733115
in the egg mixture before cooking

[Anonymous No.15737359]

[Anonymous No.15737379]

>>15731313
That shit is half butter by volume. Where were you when you learned the secret of cooking is to add a shit ton of butter to whatever you're making?

[Anonymous No.15737387]

Can we talk about menstrual eggs/fluid and it's culinary uses please?

[Anonymous No.15737421]

>>15737387
git outta here u fuckin dyke

[Anonymous No.15737432]

I'm a man, so I grill my eggs.

[Anonymous No.15737434]

I tried the corn starch method that J. Cringy Numale-Alt has everyone raving about.

It was pretty good but I don't see what the fuss is. It's still just scrambled eggs.

https://youtu.be/CXTnq7srJRs

[Anonymous No.15737454]

>>15737421
No. There is hardly any discussion on how we can use these readily substances for culinary use. Men use semen. Lets talk about eggs (in topic w the thread)

[Anonymous No.15737495]

>>15737432
I'm impressed at how dumb that is.

[Anonymous No.15738371]

>>15731313
I fucking hate Gordon Ramsay

[Anonymous No.15738663]

>>15737432
is coocking secretly this gay?

[Anonymous No.15738960]

>>15731136
Cold eggs are literally the worst thing. Anyone serving them should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.15739092]

>>15738960
even hardboiled?

[Anonymous No.15739138]

>>15733947
I used to work on shows like this and it's not entirely their fault, sometimes you only get a few usable reaction shots so they don't always match up.

[Anonymous No.15740674]

>>15731390
Bruh

[Anonymous No.15740677]

>>15734987
It's fine, but watch the fat content overall of your diet.