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Have you ever been kicked out of a bar restaurant or dining establishment?

I got kicked out of medieval times

>> No.15726097

>>15725992
probably old pasta but ill bite
whats the story

>> No.15726116

I got kicked out of a bar once because they objected to me wearing a cowboy hat. They seemed to think that wearing a hat made me more likely to start fights.

I didn't like that place much anyway and never went back.

I got kicked out of a doughnut shop once for walking in barefoot. The owner was a former AFL or NFL player who made it clear to me that I wasn't allowed to walk in without shoes.

>> No.15726120

>>15725992
no because im not a complete retard or belligerent drunk

>> No.15726141

>>15725992
I got kicked out of a bar for doing coke in the bathroom after my buddy said he did it all the time and it wasn’t a big deal. Lol fuckin classic, we got caught almost instantly.

Still a good night and bouncer was pretty chill considering.

>> No.15726183

>>15726141
how exactly do you get caught especially instantly. you just sniff a little powder and walk out

>> No.15726283

>>15726183
They were probably yelling to eachother and their friends that they were going to go to the bathroom to do some coke and if anyone wanted to join them.

>> No.15726303

>>15726097
Likely for shouting at the top of his lungs one too many times for the serving wench.

>> No.15726306

I am too pathetic to get kicked out. I end up having the waitstaff take pity on me and they let me stay far after closing while I drink myself into a stupor.

>> No.15726307

Eh, only kicked out by association. The big group we were with included some drunk chola bitch that somehow tipped over the table. At a fucking Denny's of all places. Then tried saving face like a chola does and just talk shit to everyone pointing her claw-like nails at people. Glad I don't associate with that grime anymore.

Otherwise, anyone I used to go out to eat with conducted themselves like proper adults. Never an Issue.

>> No.15726327

>>15726306
jesus christ anon quit being so pitiful and hard on yourself. They probably let you stay past close because you are an actually tolerable drunk and tip well. Those two things mean the fucking world to bartenders who have to deal with obnoxious fucking assholes that cant hold their liquor and then proceed to give no money in exchange for the hours of service they received

>> No.15726452

>>15726283
Actually no, i think they recognized my buddy. It was a bar he frequented and they must’ve known he was trouble. The bouncer literally followed us in, I didn’t realize it at first because I was drunk.

As soon as my buddy walked into the stall first the dude started pounding on the door and said he couldn’t do that here. We literally had no conversation since this was somewhat commonplace for us at the time and had it down to a routine, he’s go in first, then handoff to me. Takes a min or 2 max and pretty discrete. I think he was just recognized as a shitter lol

>> No.15726600

>>15726097
got drunk was with my ex and her son. Started screaming that the rival teams were faggots, calling them names threw the flag they gave us onto the pit

>> No.15726639

>>15726141
happened to me, was with a bunch of work people too so it was incredibly embarrassing. I just never went back to that job lol, it was a shitty sales job anyway.

>> No.15726642
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15726642

one time I got kicked out of gregg's for being racist

>> No.15726649

>>15726642
tell us what happened lad

>> No.15726658

OPs costume was non contemporary.

>> No.15726675

>>15725992
109 restaurants but it was never my fault or for anything I did. They just hate me for no reason.

>> No.15726693

>>15726649
i was being racist

>> No.15726712

>>15726675
you were probably just bringing attention to the obviously high prices

>> No.15726721

>>15726693
in Gregg's?

>> No.15726731

>>15726600
>belligerent drunk
>ex
>her son
It's so hard to believe a story when all the elements are meant to add to the overall sadness and disgust of it

>> No.15726734

>>15726712
Is haggling not a thing anymore?

>> No.15726742

>>15726116
>wearing cowboy hats
Total faggot.
>thinking you can walk in to a food service establishment barefoot
Actual fucking retard.

>> No.15726748

>>15726721
yeah in Gregg's

>> No.15726753

>>15726731
its all true, sadly I mean it was a good 3 years but feel like it was wasted time

>> No.15726755

I got kicked out of a Steak N’ Shake because I was drunk as fuck and realized I’d forgotten my wallet after ordering.
>breddy drunk after working 9-7 with a few buddies painting
>want food on the way home
>drive to a nearby steak n’ shake
>drink a few more minis in the parking lot
>get seated
>place my order
>can’t find cash in pockets (where it usually is)
>tell waiter that I can’t pay and that I’m sorry (before food is served)
>about to leave
>i can hear them calling the cops on me
>sit and wait
>police arrive within minutes and escort me out
>three fucking cops over an $11 order
>my tax dollars at work
>i explain the situation and say (lie) that I just got off work across the street doing a home renovation job
>they ask how I got there
>i said I walked
>polite the whole time
>they ask if I have anyone I can call to pick me up
>phone is in car 10 feet away
>fug
>know gf’s phone number by heart
>officer if baffled by the fact that I can remember seven numbers in order
>she picks me up
>go back the next day and pick up my car
I wasn’t belligerent or anything, but they treated me like I was a fucking homeless person trying to dine and dash despite me informing them that I forgot my wallet.
I saved myself a $10,000+ DUI charge by just not being a retard, though.
Had I said that I had driven there or went to get my phone I would’ve been fucked.
Funny part is, there was $40 in my center console when I picked up my car the next day.

>> No.15726761

>>15726141
>>15726639
ah yes gay coke fiends and retail workers so relatable

>> No.15726763

>>15726734
well you said you got kicked out of 87 restaurants for it. I would assume someone who had been banned from 54 restaurants would have figured that out by now

>> No.15726769

>>15726748
What did you say that was racist

>> No.15726773

>>15726675
>>15726712
>>15726734
>>15726763
you guys think you're so fucking clever goddamn it

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>>15726769
"I dunno lads this Islam stuff might be trouble"

>> No.15726875

>>15725992
for me, its the vegetarian gruel bucket

>> No.15726909

>>15726755
Solid job, my guy.
There’s a very distinct difference between drivers who are drunk, and drunk drivers.
Way to not be an idiot.
Did getting kicked out go on your record or anything?

>> No.15726944

>>15726909
No. Still have a spotless record, I didn’t get a drunk and disorderly or anything because I was polite and compliant.
Funny thing is, my friend did the exact same thing like a week later, and insisted on getting in his car, told the employees to fuck off, and then got railroaded because he was a cunt to the cops.
Fuck cops, but know when you’re actually out of line and just play nice.
He’s fucked, I’m not.
The difference, you ask?
One extra chromosome.

>> No.15727086

>>15726755
Lel

>> No.15727212

>>15726773
:^)

>> No.15727329

>>15725992
was with my parents, and we got kicked out of a shady as fuck pizza place, because we had our (well trained) maltese dog with us.
never had a problem in other restaurants.

>> No.15727358

>>15727329
were the owners black? my cop friend keeps telling me they are afraid of dogs that aren't theirs

>> No.15727392

>>15725992
I got kicked out of a bar because I was drunk and using my vape inside. That was like at the beginning of corona.

>> No.15727397

>>15725992
Have you ever been treated by the owner of the store?

>> No.15727507

>>15727329

If it's not a real service dog, they should kick you out.

>> No.15727509

>>15726327
imagine tipping, literally getting cucked by restaurant management to pay their workers wages for them. I never tip, seethe

>> No.15727512

>>15726452
I wouldve broken that faggot bouncer's nose

>> No.15727516

>>15726675
what did you say, give some details you stupid retarded faggot. or better yet just kill yourself you worthless piece of shit that will never be loved

>> No.15727519

>>15727329
fuck you for bringing a dog into a restaurant nigger

>> No.15727525

>>15726755
you dumb cuck, I would've left when you heard em calling the cops. fucking retard restaurant, I would've taken that bitch waitress and broke her nose and killed her out back

>> No.15727530

>>15725992
Yeah I got kicked out of a bar in college for groping a bartender

>> No.15727531

>>15727358
they truly are subhuman animals

>> No.15727543

>>15725992
i got kicked out of an empty nightclub once, within 30sec of entering.

>> No.15727546

>>15725992
No. I'm not an asshole.

>> No.15727548

>>15727531
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.15727578

Who the fuck hasn't been kicked out of a bar
1. Saw a dude with a gay neck tattoo and was drunk enough to yell "nice neck tattoo faggot", he didnt like that, bouncers pulled us apart and we got the boot.
2. Backing up buddies in a bar brawl
3. Got too drunk, got cut off and got booze anyways, waitress came over and pulled the beer bottle out of my mouth while I was drinking it and it dumped all down my front. Called her a cunt. Was banned for life.
4. Had a chick in the booth of a club with her shirt off, finger banging her, bouncer found us.
5. Do stripclubs count? Lost a strip off on stage, and threw fists with a stripper. Buddies were up on stage and got me out before the bouncers could get to me.
6. Numerous times being too drunk


Never been kicked out of a restaurant because who the fuck gets out of control at dinner?

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>>15725992
I've been banned from a lot of internet forums, permanently and temporarily, but I've never been kicked out of a real life establishment because I'm antisocial and a coward.

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>>15727531
hes posting the same shit over and over again

>>15727616

>> No.15727637

>>15727548
>your types

you don't even know you I am you stupid black nagger. Please never come to my country, we don't want your shitskin ass here. In fact if you did, I wouldn't hesitate to put a .223 right through your thick negro skull. Lol @ trying to pull the blumpf card. you're actually retarded. seethe and cope more you stupid brown faggot

>> No.15727640

>>15727636
seethe and cope naggertard

>> No.15727657

>>15727619
>kicked out due to cowardice
I find that courage doesn't come up in most of my commercial interactions, care to explain?

>> No.15727663

>>15727657
I'm saying I've never been kicked out of anywhere in real life because I rarely go out and when I do I'm too meek to do anything that would merit being kicked out.

>> No.15727677

I didn't get kicked out but I have stormed out myself and made a scene in a restaurant because a waiter made a joke at my expense. I left without paying

>> No.15727727

>>15727578
Hi, I don't go to bars or get drunk or yell things at strangers or provoke altercations or initiate public sex acts or attack women for...stripping better than me?, because I am a white conservative man who does not work in the trades. Please understand it is just my culture.

>> No.15727733

>>15727677
what was the joke

>> No.15727748

>>15725992
man i've been rowdy as fuck at medieval times. i always get super into cheering on my side and i always drink a few bottles of mead. how did you get kicked out?

>> No.15727993

>>15726769
"the darkies, i aint racist, i just dont like them"

>> No.15728017

I’ve been kicked out of a gay club. Ironically it was for sucking dick in the bathroom. I’ve also been kicked out of numerous bars for being being belligerent, sexually aggressive, too fucked up in general, or all of the above

>> No.15728275

I am not American but medieval times seem comfy as fuck, wish I could go to a place like that.

>> No.15728290

>>15728275
Congrats, you can. It originated in Spain.

>> No.15728298

>>15726731
you aren't aware of how awful most people's lives are because
a) you're dumb
b) people don't usually don't go bragging about how bad things are for them
I work in a big apartment building and most of the people here are alone, drunks, or old, and having nothing to do but watch TV and hope their relatives call them. Most thing any of them have for themselves is usually some money saved up. Out of the likely 400 people who live in here, maybe 15% aren't parents who never hear from their kids or people who never married in the first place.

>> No.15728301

When I was 10 and in USA for the first time I thought white castle and medieval times were the same thing and got super excited when my parents said we were going to the castle restaurant. Imagine my disappointment.

>> No.15728305

>>15728301
i live in america and i've never seen, let alone been inside, a medieval times. Must be a regional joint.

>> No.15728376

>>15728017
Okay but now tell us the Medieval Times story, OP

>> No.15728511

>>15726755
>police are called
>before food is served
you didn't even commit a crime, what the fuck. You know how many people cancel their orders on a daily basis just because they decide they're going to be late to a movie or some shit after I've already put it in the window

>> No.15728517

>>15727507
agreed I was at a bar the other night and like 3 people brought their dogs that were clearly not service animals. wtf? what would compel you to do that.

>> No.15728519

I got kicked out of a bar at like 4 PM for not tipping on the first pint

>> No.15728539

>>15728305
There's one a few miles from my house in an exurb of chicago

>> No.15728963

>>15725992
I got arrested once for cumming into the ranch dressing at golden corral.
Good thing I was plastered at the time, and my cousin was a representative in the state government.

>> No.15729018

>>15727727
White, conservative, male, Electrical Engineer. I she technically started the fight... ugh ill try to sum it up for ya.

1. friends said it was my birthday
2. stripper bring me up on stage and says they want to give me birthday bumps
3. she whips my ass with a belt, not lightly. it didn't seem like she was dling it for fun but rather she was taking out her anger at daddy for leaving.
4. i reminded her in not so few words that she was a literal whore
5. she threw down, and the announcer, clearly a pro, saw what was happening and announced that a disagreement in a stripclub can only be solved by a stripoff.
6. she obviously won but that didnt satisfy either of us so we just came at each other immediatly and the whole club worth of bouncers and my buddies rushed the stage. thank god my buddies got to me first or I would have gotten big time hurt lol


I was young. am old man now. 30. oh look at mr mature over here, never "initiated a public sex act". quit using your virginity like some kinda badge of honor. kek nobody is impressed that you have never hooked up in public, like i expect nobody is impressed that i fingerblasted some random club thot

>> No.15729045

>>15729018
>electrical engineer
eeyup, trades
>quit using your virginity like some kinda badge of honor
no
>kek nobody is impressed that you have never hooked up in public
don't need them to be
>like i expect nobody is impressed that i fingerblasted some random club thot
correct

>> No.15729048

I was kicked out of a bar literally a minute after entering because the owner thought we were with some guys who were playing pool all night without buying anything. They basically told us to buy something or leave even after I told them we just got here so I told them to fuck off and left.
I think they closed down 3 months later too. Good riddance lol.

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>>15726773
Fucking kek I just realized it now. Goddamn /pol/.

>> No.15729056

>>15725992
Went to a medieval times in Chicago when I was in high school for a school trip. I specifically remember the tomato soup being fucking amazing.

>> No.15729067

>>15729045
I mean, nothing wrong with the trades at all, good honest days work, but i am a "professional".

what do you do my little friend?

>> No.15729071

>>15728275
America's pretty fucking big, they only have medieval times in a few states.
We did have renaissance festivals before the food though, food quality varied but there was a huge selection, and mine had jousting matches and carrillion bells.
Lots of sluts in costumes too- most of them cute.
Dunno if that's coming back.

>> No.15729083

>>15725992
Nope. How autistic do you have to be to get kicked out of a place?

>> No.15729093

>>15726116
>I got kicked out of a doughnut shop once for walking in barefoot.
Good.

>> No.15729125

>friend shows up to go drinking
>He's already drunk
>Get to our bar
>They turn us away
>He tells me he know "a trick"
>Tries to climb the patio fence
>Bouncer comes running out of the building
>Grabs my pal, starts grappling
>Still my buddy so I punch bouncer grab friend and get us running down the street
>Bouncer's yelling about how "I know you two faggots" and how we're banned for life
>Go back a few weeks later
>He lets me in

>> No.15729127

>>15725992
i get kicked out of places all the time just because i'm black

>> No.15729131

>>15727525
Nah, dude. Even when I’m fucking hammered I’m not retarded. If I had even thought of going for my car they would’ve railroaded me. My excuse for having keys was that they were for the warehouse where I keep my supplies.
Idk, I feel like I handled the situation breddy well.

>> No.15729140

>>15729127
God I wish.

>> No.15729149

>>15727525
I was so fucking gone I can’t even remember if it was a waiter, or waitress tbqh.
Unno, fuck it.
Steak n’ Shake is abysmally slow anyways, and usually a last resort. I’m not losing out on too much, worst case scenario I have to take the even slower drive thru if it comes down to it.

>> No.15729179

>>15726742
I 100% agree with this conclusion.

>> No.15729186

>>15729067
There really would be nothing wrong, it's great work, but you guys seriously need to rein in your culture of enthusiastic substance abuse and drop the unwarranted inferiority complexes that drive it. Trades guys are always looking to get drunk or high and complaining that the world at large doesn't see them as people. Like who the fuck genuinely wants to be admired by these rotten social studies retards, but that's who they'll date specifically and then get mad that the woman who seemed like a haughty bitch really was a haughty bitch.
Anyways, I code, and sometimes in the summer I work in a warehouse for exercise.

>> No.15729187

>>15729083
alcohol

>> No.15729195

>>15729187
Why do alcoholics act like there's a difference between being an autistic retard and being a drunk autistic retard when they're going to reliably choose to become drunk and therefore an autistic retard?
That doesn't absolve you of any portion of accountability for the actions you ultimately set in motion the scenario for.

>> No.15729204

>>15729125
Subhuman behavior.
Ooga booga muh nihilism muh tribalism I hit innocent man doing job because me friends.
You really are faggots and he should have enforced it for life just on principle no matter how little your limp-wristed strike hurt.

>> No.15729210

I used to get drunk all the time at all sorts of places, and the only place I've ever been kicked out was the last place I ever expected it. I was back visiting my hometown (and also where I went to college) and while I was there, I had a belated celebration with an old college bud who had just turned 21 a few weeks ago. We probably had like 6 shots over the course of two-three hours and we were chill as fuck. Randomly some staff member somes up and tells us we have 5 minutes to leave or he's calling the police. Legitimately no idea what happened. I've been way more drunk in way nicer places and never been kicked out. This place was in kind of a dingy part of town near the college that was downright infamous for serving alcohol to minors and often being pretty wild. I can only assume they had a scare with the city threatening to shut them down so the managers were being pussies about everything. I reported them to the city afterwards for violating an ordinance with their bathrooms out of spite but never heard anything. I really should have been smarter and told them they were serving minors.

>> No.15729239

>>15728511
Normally I would’ve contested this or walked out, but I have a spotless record and really wouldn’t want to initially tarnish it with a felony DUI while I’m so young.