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"what'll it be, anon?"

>> No.15705917

tendies with hunny mussy

>> No.15705927

just a water

>> No.15705937

>>15705892
your phone number ;)

>> No.15705947

One pecan waffle, smothered country hash browns large, and a slice of country ham, please. Oh and coffee and a water too. Thank you darling.

>> No.15705950

a hit of the cooks most freshest meth

>> No.15705954

>>15705947
stop being me

>> No.15706016

>>15705937
is this the kind of ladies that date latinos?

>> No.15706018

>>15705892
two chocolate chip waffles, four slices of raisin toast, two eggs over easy, bowl of grits upfront [country-style], country ham all the way, two sweet teas with lemons, and three cups of black coffee to get things moving

>> No.15706020

>>15705892
your tits. my mouth.

>> No.15706024

>>15705937
has this ever worked for someone

>> No.15706030

>>15705892
Your hot buns

>> No.15706053

>>15706024
if she thinks you're cute yeah why not
its certainly not going to happen the other way around

>> No.15706257

Bacon egg and cheese sandwich. Hash browns smothered, diced and covered.

>> No.15706285

>>15705892
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

>> No.15706309

>>15705892

long-pig please.

>> No.15706347

pecan waffle and hash smother covered diced chunked
oh and a sweet tea please

>> No.15706349

>>15706024
As a not-so-tarded who's dated lots of women, yes, it works. It really doesn't even matter what you look like. Be provocative and flirty in a confident manner and pretty much any woman will give you a chance. This is one of the best pieces of advice you'll get.

>> No.15706375

All star special with a side of biscuits and gravy with a cup of cola, please.

>> No.15706391

I'll have a texas bacon egg and cheese melt and hash browns scattered smothered covered chunked peppered and country with a coke to drink. Thanks Bev!

>> No.15706399
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>>15705892
Hashbrowns scattered smothered capped & covered, a pecan waffle with hot syrup, a side of sausage, and chocolate milk.

>> No.15706410

>>15705892
https://voca.ro/19IbnuE809Xm

>> No.15706418

Bacon sausage egg and cheese biscuit, with some hashbrowns smothered, covered and capped

>> No.15706427

>>15705950
We got a baggie of crack in our check book one night at an italian joint

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15706455

>>15706309
>you want the restaurant across the highway.

>> No.15706459

>people don't know that waffle house is literally a prostitution front

most people already know that

>> No.15706468

>>15706024
It's inappropriate to ask the server for a number. her only relationship with you is in a business capacity. life isn't seinfeld

>> No.15706473

>>15706427
well going by restaurants i worked at that would still be appreciated by the waitstaff

>> No.15706484

>>15706468
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

>> No.15706491

>>15705892
that tight little ass of yours

>> No.15706499

>>15706473
Nah our waitress was trying to sell some to somebody and gave us the wrong book. We called her over and she quietly squirreled it away

>> No.15706519

>>15705892
two eggs, boiled in your vaginal fluids

>> No.15706522

>>15706459
I'd care if the food wasn't good

>> No.15706526

people honestly think their food is good? i find it acceptable but good!? come on

>> No.15706567

>>15706526
They're pretty good when your on a roadtrip, you're hungry, its 3am, and you don't want old 7/11 taquitos.

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>>15706526
By good I meant standard. It's all stuff anyone with a modicum of cooking skill could prepare at home.

>> No.15706592

>>15706567
>its good as a last resort

>> No.15706609

>>15706588
but their eggs and potatoes are bottom barrel. thats what i dont like about it.

>> No.15706664

>>15706455
My stomach says yes but my anus says no