Joshua Weissman Hate Thread

[Anonymous No.15699888]

>Forced meme catchphrases
>Uses stupid ingredients for basic dishes that never improves the flavor
>"The easy way" to do things is buying $2000 of stuff and having years experience as a gourmet chef
>His recipes aren't even good
Is this guy the single worst cooking personality on the internet?

[Anonymous No.15699892]

Fuck off josh

[Anonymous No.15699893]

>>15699888
yes.

qwispy faggot.

[Anonymous No.15699895]

>>15699888
>absolutely disgusting to look at

[Anonymous No.15699909]

>>15699888
I want him to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.15699913]

>>15699888
Why hate when you can love?

[Anonymous No.15699922]

Only tangentially familiar with this guy.
Why do so many of the comments on his videos call him “daddy”? Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.15699933]

Youtube chefs get popular by being about the spectacle, rather than actually being informative.

If you want informative content there's like 500 youtube chefs with 1/500th the subscriber count.

I like him for what he is. He's fun.

[Anonymous No.15699938]

>>15699922
It's a gay zoomer meme.

[Anonymous No.15699942]

>>15699933
>He’s fun.
Yeah, if you’re a faggot.

[Anonymous No.15699953]

>>15699933
But he is informative. His "but better" videos are overly complex sometimes, but his regular videos have a lot to teach.

[Anonymous No.15699987]

>>15699953
>Teaches you how to make Black Garlic easily
>"First you need this fucking dehydrator that I bought from Black fucking Mesa"

[Anonymous No.15700018]

>>15699953
if you can sit through the meme bullshit.
His but better series is aren't just overcomplicated but they are pointless, he doesn't improve on an existing product, he just creates a marginally related product and declares himself better, wow you sunk several days and hundreds of dollars into making literal fast food less accessible. Good fucking (((job)))

[Anonymous No.15700065]

>>15699888
probably one of if not the worst personalities but at least he is a trained cook unlike half of the other youtube "cooks". Even if he has the humor of a middle schooler, I would trust his recipes over someone like babish or fucking adam ragusea (pic related), who in my eyes, is the worst.

[Anonymous No.15700077]

>>15700065

[Anonymous No.15700078]

>>15699888
The catchphrases are fucking embarrassing. Watched his video of making authentic pad thai and he mentions his ass and something sounding like *cough* not penis and all this other dumb shit. I don't mind that shit but seems disrespectful while cooking another cultures national dish.

[Anonymous No.15700089]

>>15699938
They pretend he’s their gay sex daddy? That’s fucking creepy for a 30 year old boomer to have teen zoomers calling him daddy.

[Anonymous No.15700090]

>>15699933
>he's fun
>zooms in on his ass and says dumb shit like he's angwey
fucking retarded lmao

[Anonymous No.15700102]

[Anonymous No.15700170]

>>15700102
what a literal Jew.
That's not very (((Neiss Man)))

[Anonymous No.15700200]

>>15700102
So he followed a slightly different recipe? Who cares? Are you one of those people who thinks that there is only a single possible way to make any given dish and that no variations ever exist in recipes from family to family within a country?

[Anonymous No.15700295]

>>15699888
exactly. fuckin hate this guy. everything fucking wrong with zoomers (and I'm a zoomer)

[Anonymous No.15700329]

>>15699888
I've never watched any of his videos nor do I want to based on his appearance alone. Looks like a Portland hipster circa 2010.

[Anonymous No.15700337]

>>15700089
Ikr. This is literally the whole “joke”. Very fucking strange.
>inb4 you don’t get it boomer
I’m 18.

[Anonymous No.15700469]

>>15699888
I've only ever seen one video of this dude where he made homemade bacon. It was alright. I didn't know he was a thing.

[Anonymous No.15700529]

>>15699888
>Is this guy the single worst cooking personality on the internet?
Sam the Cooking Guy gives this faggot some serious competition for that title.

[Anonymous No.15700651]

>>15700337
Seems like y’all just need a masculine daddy who fucks your ass and cooks good

[Anonymous No.15700658]

you can always just not watch or talk about him but I know you can't help but seethe at someone being successful

[Anonymous No.15700663]

>>15699888
It doesn't Chef John from Food Wishes dot com shits on all the rest.

[Anonymous No.15700674]

>>15700651
how the fuck do you fuck a cock? you get fucked by cocks.

[Anonymous No.15700675]

>"The easy way" to do things is buying $2000 of stuff and having years experience as a gourmet chef
Based

[Anonymous No.15700701]

>>15700529
Sam the cooking guy acts like a boomer faggot BUT some of the recipes I tried from his vids came out pretty well.

[Anonymous No.15700708]

>>15700663
Chef john is based and would fuck your mother long dick style

[Anonymous No.15700727]

>>15700708
i can't stand his voice holy shit

[Anonymous No.15700953]

>>15699888
He's so cute and delicious.

Imagine doggy styling him while pulling his hair and bitting on his ear, licking his neck while I mount him.

[Anonymous No.15701041]

>>15699888
>not pointing out the obvious reason

[Anonymous No.15701083]

>>15699888
I fucking hate that cabinet open thing as he proceeds to talk to the camera like its normal

[Anonymous No.15701097]

>>15700708
chef JOHN from fooOOOOD WIshes dot com issss BASED and he would fuck your MOTHER long dick style

thats right he is the Claude Debussy of your mother's filthy pussy!

[Anonymous No.15701099]

>>15700701
Sam the cooking guy is a dumb boomer and his recipes are all stoner cooking tier garbage, you might as well watch the brothers green.

[Anonymous No.15701101]

>>15701097
>Chef John is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lv-sa2tdH4

[Anonymous No.15701105]

>>15701097
Somebody post “I’m the great ape of your family’s rape” pasta

[Anonymous No.15701118]

>>15701101
I watched the first 30 seconds and this is based. It’s actual cooking not “haha dude random ingredients I have sitting around thrown on something else” bullshit. This is thoughtful and show great culinary awareness

[Anonymous No.15701150]

>>15699888
>ok we’re going to make sausages and pancakes
>first, you must create the universe.

[Anonymous No.15701180]

>>15699888
did you realize he was an inspirational weight loss guy before he transitioned to cooking guy

I think the dude has rich parents in Hollywood or something, that's the only reason why anyone knows his name.

Videos aren't bad, but sayin. It takes more than skill to become known.

[Anonymous No.15701504]

>try his chocolate chip cookie recipe cause I want something different
>get flat cookies that are so striped with chocolate that they're unbearable to even handle let alone eat
>randomly google "chocolate chip cookies"
>get a recipe done by some white woman on allrecipes
>10x better with no stupid gimmick bullshit like slamming the pans like they fucked your wife
>every one of his recipes is wall to wall bullshit ingredients and gimmicks and tools

Like I get that he just wants to sniff his own farts and have other hipster faggots jerk him off in the comments but his channel is fucking worthless for anything but oogling b-roll with obnoxious music balanced 10x louder than the rest of the video.

[Anonymous No.15701580]

>>15700674
>he doesn't know what docking is

[Anonymous No.15702247]

The only chef you should be following.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E6efPv6qaXA

[Anonymous No.15702258]

>>15699888
i cant watch this guy, babish, or guga. i used to think the same of ragusea but he's aight.

[Anonymous No.15702922]

>>15699987
Dehydrators are like the cheapest kitchen appliance possible, dude. You can also make black garlic in a rice cooker on the 'keep warm' setting.

[Anonymous No.15702931]

>>15699888
There is a Board now for faggots Like you. Why are Jannies so Shit?

[Anonymous No.15702966]

>>15699888
His but better videos such ass, but at least he has actual culinary experience.
>>15700065
Ragusea was alright when he stuck to doing experiments, most of his recipes flat out suck and his latest "taquitos" one made me cringe. If I had any real critique of the guy it's that he was a stoner kid who gets to now enjoy a life I dont and that pisses me off to no end. Babish is just Babish. Taught by Reddit how to cook and what you get is a Reddit cook with no real appeal especially these days with no gimmick.

[Anonymous No.15702972]

his new video is kino

[Anonymous No.15703023]

>>15699913
Good question

[Anonymous No.15703381]

>>15699888
(((weissman))) every. single. time

the kike needs to get into the oven

[Anonymous No.15703394]

>>15703381
I bet you worship one

[Anonymous No.15703441]

>>15700708
Chef John is a dumb boomer lib but his videos are great.

[Anonymous No.15703453]

>>15703441
>dumb boomer lib
why are american contards such retarded babies that have to inject politics into every discussion

[Anonymous No.15703462]

>>15703453
I'm not the one bringing up my stupid metropolitan boomer liberal politics on my Twitter account, that's John.

[Anonymous No.15703470]

>>15703462
I guess you prefer flyover shithole boomer contard politics

[Anonymous No.15703481]

>>15703470
I prefer no politics at all on a Twitter account for a YouTube chef. I don't want to hear their basic bitch takes on the world.

[Anonymous No.15703490]

>>15703470
>contard
Yikes

[Anonymous No.15703498]

>>15703481
Why are you looking at his Twitter account in the first place? Just watch his videos you retard. Twitter is cancer and should be ignored.

[Anonymous No.15703502]

>>15703481
who did you vote for last election ,champ?

[Anonymous No.15703514]

>>15703502
Randy Lahey

[Anonymous No.15703515]

>>15703498
contards love to be outraged by pointless stuff, they are the real mothers of cancel culture and outrage culture

[Anonymous No.15703517]

>>15700065
yeah but on youtube I'm either looking for 100% chefs for inspo or "home cooks" for the practicality, weissman sucks at both

[Anonymous No.15703521]

>>15703515
Not gonna lie, you sound like you need to dilate.

[Anonymous No.15703522]

>>15703515
>contards
what

[Anonymous No.15703524]

>>15701097
is this a frequent ck meme or did you just come up with that? anyways I chuckled

[Anonymous No.15703525]

>>15703521
>>15703522

[Anonymous No.15703554]

>>15703525
go shitpost on /pol/ or go back to bunkerchan you subhuman, this isn't the place

[Anonymous No.15703558]

>>15700089
>>15700337
people wanting to fuck/be fucked by someone isn't creepy it's literally one of the most fundamental human desires what the actual fuck is wrong with puritanical americans

[Anonymous No.15703572]

>>15703554
have you stopped the steal, son?

[Anonymous No.15703589]

>>15703572
im not american

[Anonymous No.15703666]

>>15700727
you mad bro?

[Anonymous No.15703919]

>>15703515
>contards
At least make up your own insults instead of stealing them from the other side, damn

[Anonymous No.15703935]

>>15703558
>degeneracy is normal bro, the Hollywood pedophile jews told me so. Stop being so prude and let me tongue blast your child's fartbox

[Anonymous No.15704416]

>>15703935
>people wanting to fuck/be fucked by someone isn't creepy it's literally one of the most fundamental human desires

>Hollywood pedophile jews told me so. Stop being so prude and let me tongue blast your child's fartbox

>tfw when you are aware your position is completely untenable and immediately need to start spewing shit to avoid looking so retarded it's even obvious on a taiwanese shitposting board

literally what is wrong with puritanical americans

[Anonymous No.15705334]

this thread is cringe and should be saged. there is a board for your faggots now.

[Anonymous No.15705354]

>>15699888
>years experience as a gourmet chef
wasn't he just a line cook at some sushi place?

[Anonymous No.15705431]

>>15699888
checked
I watched his "beer" making video. It is pathetic and an insult to anyone who brews anything. The catch phrases are stupid too. If you want to learn to brew do not watch his video, watch a competent home brew channel.

[Anonymous No.15705446]

>>15699888
We talk about food here sir.

[Anonymous No.15705459]

I prefer this obnoxious cunt

[Anonymous No.15705505]

>>15703558
no, you really are the freak here

[Anonymous No.15705699]

>>15705505
ya man humans desiring sex is unthinkable, immediately trying to equate that with pedophilia and conspiracy theories is the normal one to do here you absolutely irredeemable retard

[Anonymous No.15705705]

>>15705699
yeah keep strawmanning like a dipshit and think of yourself to be intellectually above others

[Anonymous No.15705714]

>>15705705
>keep strawmanning
literally like 3 posts up my guy
this one, remember? >>15703935

[Anonymous No.15705715]

so which one is it, /ck/? the american jew, the french jew or ja/ck/?

[Anonymous No.15705717]

>>15705714
im confused why are you incriminating yourself

[Anonymous No.15705770]

>>15705715

[Anonymous No.15705776]

>>15700078
>seems disrespectful while cooking another cultures national dish.

It's a fucking recipe not a funeral anon.

[Anonymous No.15705800]

>>15705717
not gonna lie the point where any semblance of coherence is completely abandoned always comes as a surprise

[Anonymous No.15705810]

>>15705800
why would you lie

[Anonymous No.15705819]

>>15705810
yup

[Anonymous No.15705827]

>>15705819
ironic

[Anonymous No.15705870]

>>15705827
almost

[Anonymous No.15705878]

>>15705870
ok so you're just stupid

[Anonymous No.15705895]

>>15705827
deviant

[Anonymous No.15705902]

>>15705870
it's interesting though

[Anonymous No.15705915]

>>15705878
how did you manage to show your ass like this

[Anonymous No.15705919]

>>15705915
your delusions aren't reality

[Anonymous No.15705920]

>>15705895
literally?

[Anonymous No.15705924]

>>15705895
right reply?

[Anonymous No.15705930]

>>15705878
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.15705934]

>>15705920
twice as long, honestly

[Anonymous No.15705938]

>>15705930
everybody point and laugh at this crazy post? Isn't it weird?
don't look at mine though!!! i win!!!
>runs away

[Anonymous No.15705939]

>>15705919
guaranteed uncircumcised

[Anonymous No.15705943]

>>15705878
your delusions aren't reality

[Anonymous No.15705944]

>>15705939
your gay reverse psychology isn't going to result in my dickpic, faggot

[Anonymous No.15705948]

>>15699913
because hatefucking is the superior choice

[Anonymous No.15705949]

>>15705915
yup

[Anonymous No.15705955]

>>15705939
so you're saying im not jewish?
thanks for the compliment!

[Anonymous No.15705959]

>>15705930
ironic

[Anonymous No.15705965]

>>15705810
confusing

[Anonymous No.15705969]

>>15705965
sounds like a reading comprehension problem

[Anonymous No.15705971]

>>15705819
cute

[Anonymous No.15705973]

>>15705919
take your pills

[Anonymous No.15705978]

>>15705938
ironic

[Anonymous No.15705985]

>>15705978
intentionally yes
now you get it!!!

[Anonymous No.15705992]

>>15705978
this but unironic

[Anonymous No.15706014]

>>15705973
i don't have any

[Anonymous No.15706022]

>>15705939
seething

[Anonymous No.15706026]

>>15705938
don't try and distract from the point

[Anonymous No.15706036]

>>15706026
americans are white christian purtitans who hate sex
just look at their media!

[Anonymous No.15706043]

>>15699888
(((Weissman)))

[Anonymous No.15706110]

>>15700102
you don't cook.

[Anonymous No.15706134]

>>15706110
that's a guess made out of your cope

[Anonymous No.15706145]

>>15705948
Based.

[Anonymous No.15706152]

>>15703558
Nice bait. My point is that it’s creepy for a 30 year old to have teenagers lusting for him. And it seems like he knows and intentionally plays that daddy shit up.

[Anonymous No.15706188]

>>15706152
>My point is that it’s creepy for a 30 year old to have teenagers lusting for him
my point is creepy on whose behalf?

[Anonymous No.15706197]

>>15699888
This guy is an annoying faggot and gives off major jew vibes. But I saw a video where he eats pork so who knows

[Anonymous No.15706326]

>>15701180
yeah I'm convinced both him and that Ethan asshole are just gaming the YouTube algorithm. I've said i.. not interested in their videos multiple times and they keep getting shilled to me. if I wanted to watch two useless self important soyboys cook I would go to a college campus.

[Anonymous No.15706477]

>>15700089
there's a lot of zoomers that aren't teens anon, and it's also something millennials and women do too

[Anonymous No.15706697]

>>15699888
Honestly i just watch his dessert videos, although i recently stopped since he has become unsufferable

[Anonymous No.15706917]

>>15699888
>creepy fucking smile whenever he goes "let's make this, shall we?"
>inexplicably talks in falsetto in narration
>stupid fucking intros. you can easily skip the first two minutes or so of his videos for the actual start of the recipe.
>reddit chillwave music
>zooming in on face, intense close ups of face, reverb, because it's funny XD

he is so cringe and reddit that he makes Cringing with Babish look like the coolest and funniest cooking show ever.

[Anonymous No.15707090]

>>15699888
>>Uses stupid ingredients for basic dishes that never improves the flavor


G O R D O N

R A M S A Y
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S
A
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[Anonymous No.15707569]

>>15699888

dudes Super uber jewish..his recipes, tips, camera work mashes me ill...I've tried to be open minded, but the truth is his food sucks, not very funny, boring dude..
He's famous and forced up the channel only because he's a jew..simple nepotism in full effect..lame sauce

[Anonymous No.15708711]

>>15707569
this

[Anonymous No.15709397]

>>15699909
You've got the wrong guy for that.

[Anonymous No.15709414]

>>15699888
The only YT cooking channel I respect is sarcasmo57.

https://www.youtube.com/user/sarcasmo57

Everyone else is a poser fag.

[Anonymous No.15709787]

>>15700102
thewoksoflife.com is actually a pretty good website for asian recipes.
No i am not sponsored, i just really like them.

[Anonymous No.15709813]

>>15709397
Is this what the founding fathers had in mind?

[Anonymous No.15709841]

Jews have never created anything that wasn’t terrible. You’re just lucky his channel isn’t full on satanic tyranny child sacrifice and foreskin amputations yet

[Anonymous No.15709850]

>>15699888
None of you would have anything to say if you were doing more than him

[Anonymous No.15709910]

>>15699913

Love is a vice, hate is a virtue

[Anonymous No.15709957]

>>15709841
whoah buddy, cool it with the anit-american rhetoric

[Anonymous No.15709996]

>>15699888
>Spends 20 hours making it because autism
>Looks like shit

[Anonymous No.15710073]

>>15699888
mad cus bad
funny number dubs trips not withstanding

[Anonymous No.15710080]

>>15700708
>puts flour in your french onion
*psshhh. Nothing, personel kid

[Anonymous No.15710161]

>>15706477
>defending Daddy Weismann simps
why are you like this

[Anonymous No.15710168]

Normally id like anyone who makes /ck/ seethe but he looks like a pure soyim liberal

[Anonymous No.15710203]

>>15699888
I made his koren fried chicken and pad thai, they came out good, I think you're just a mad fag.

[Anonymous No.15710228]

>>15702966
>If I had any real critique of the guy it's that he was a stoner kid who gets to now enjoy a life I dont and that pisses me off to no end.
what

[Anonymous No.15711108]

>>15700102
I can't interpret this image in any way that isn't completely retarded

[Anonymous No.15711116]

>>15701101
>Using the Half in the Bag music from iMovie
>in anno domini 2021

[Anonymous No.15711132]

>>15702966
>stoner guy
Everything about Ragusea screams "neurotic type-A egomaniac academic", I have no idea where you're getting that reading from

[Anonymous No.15711139]

i like him but he does too much instagram fast food type stuff i guess thats where the money is niw though

[Anonymous No.15712228]

Yeah hes kind of a tool (as most popular youtubers are) but the actual content isnt bad

[Anonymous No.15713336]

>>15710161
i didn't say i like them, just that the problem is far worse and it's not a small narrow demographic that exclusively uses that language, or would support that language

[Anonymous No.15713437]

good timing

[Anonymous No.15713476]

>>15699888
It's insane how much time and energy you guys spend seething over other people. Don't you ever get tired?

[Anonymous No.15713856]

I literally just discovered this motherfucker because my girlfriend wants me to make her mcgriddles and boy am I glad that you faggots hit this guy as much as I do

[Anonymous No.15714396]

I remember when he didn't just try to appeal to zoomers. Anyways, Ragusea and Kenji will always be the superior YouTube chefs

[Anonymous No.15714466]

>>15700102
>only using a pitiful 2 limes

[Anonymous No.15714477]

Why don't you do what I do and just not watch his videos?

[Anonymous No.15714517]

>>15699888
Fuck me I hate this guy. At least youtubers like ragusea and babish acknowledge that they're not professional chefs and show their viewers their mistakes so why the fuck does this guy think he's god's gift to youtube chefs. Dogshit chef using dogshit ingredients and people just lap it up. Fuck this guy trips confirm he's a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.15714539]

>>15700065
>Recieves "chef training" for pic related

Fuck weissman dogshit cook wastes $1000 on shitty equipment and ingredients that don't even improve the dish whilst targeting his demographic of home cooks. At least Babish and Ragusea show their mistakes so that beginner chefs can actually learn something this cunt just repeats the recipe ver batim to take 40 more minutes and 100 more dollars than just buying the meal outright.

[Anonymous No.15714543]

>>15700102
Did he at least give credit to the website? Why not just link to their page

[Anonymous No.15714552]

>>15714539
The "I made this fast food item at home BUT BETTER!!!" genre of youtube cooking is the most obnoxious IMO.

[Anonymous No.15714698]

>>15703524
It's a chef John meme
Watch a few of his videos it's bound to pop up

[Anonymous No.15714748]

Youtube cooks are the worst. They combine the narcissim of the modern day chef with that of the youtube personality resulting the abomination that is OP's pic. Its hilariously transparent too if you have any sort of restaurant experience. People like Weissman were culinary school grads that spent 1 year in a restaurant before realizing that they don't enjoy working but still believe they're special above all else. They then take their "industry knowledge" and peddle it on youtube while promoting their sagely additude into books or kitchen tools with their name on it. Ironically, Chef John is probably the only one who is actually worth his salt and clearly just does it for the paycheck/not having to work in a restaurant anymore.

[Anonymous No.15714846]

>>15714552
No that belongs to the guy that sous vides everything. Its almost endearing watching him try to keep his fad channel going when the population has moved on.

[Anonymous No.15715001]

which one of you is this >>>/tv/147648995

[Anonymous No.15715028]

Speaking of Youtubers, what does /ck/ think of Kenji

[Anonymous No.15715188]

>>15709813
Who fucking knows these days

[Anonymous No.15715200]

>>15715188
I find this guy pretty depressing. There was a webm of him on /wsg/ which basically showed him when he was skinny, how he started gaining weight and was crying into the camera about how disgusted he is with himself and his weight gain and he doesn't understand what's happening, and now he's a degenerate faggot.

[Anonymous No.15715213]

>2021
>still watching JewTube
shiggy

[Anonymous No.15715230]

>>15715200
>he doesn't understand what's happening, and now he's a degenerate faggot.
hahaha

[Anonymous No.15715622]

>>15715188
>>15715200
>>15715230
Here's the video >>3825018

[Anonymous No.15715625]

>>15715622
>>>/Wsg/3825018

[Anonymous No.15715639]

>>15715622
>newfag
I don't know how to link to another board but that's in /wsg/

[Anonymous No.15715852]

>>15700675
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.15716101]

>>15714748
Start your own channel and show them how it's supposed to be done. Or shut the fuck up? Maybe?

[Anonymous No.15717215]

>>15699922
it was leaked that he is a homewrecker and has multiple kids he pays child support for. his community started calling him daddy as a joke now

[Anonymous No.15718171]

>>15714748
based pasta

[Anonymous No.15718235]

>he challenges based Uncle Roger in his new video making fried rice
Can’t wait for Uncle Roger to destroy him next week

[Anonymous No.15718274]

Name me one cooking personality more hate worthy than Weissman. Just o-

[Anonymous No.15718502]

>>15699913
Why walk when you can ride?

[Anonymous No.15718540]

>>15718274
He looks like a Sus

[Anonymous No.15718606]

>>15718235
I doubt he will, prob will say it is pretty good for a roundeye

[Anonymous No.15718620]

>>15699888
I don't support Jewish cooking shows, sorry.

[Anonymous No.15718631]

>>15699888
This faggot is 24
Literally a LARPer. He has no palette. He doesn't know shit, just a dumb kid.

[Anonymous No.15718633]

>>15718235
that slant eyed CCP puppet cant even cook his own fried rice
both of them should be lined up and shot

[Anonymous No.15718773]

>>15715639
3 memearrows for crossboarding, boardname and postnumber. It's not hard.
>>>/wsg/3825018

[Anonymous No.15720375]

>>15718633
this

[Anonymous No.15720713]

>>15699987
he literally teaches the way to do it without a dehydrator in the very same video.

But I guess all josh haters are retards.