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Introducing the newest abomination from America:

Sausage strips

>> No.15690992

pork gyros

>> No.15690993

10/10 would add to blt

>> No.15691003

Christ thats disgusting. Americans deserve a bullet through the skull

>> No.15691008

Of course you would you fatbodied disgusting burgermutt

>> No.15691011

you're american

>> No.15691015

I actually leave my house and are able to burn off enough calories to not worry about a slice of sausage on a sandwich you fucking tranny.

>> No.15691048

A little extreme don’t you think?

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>> No.15691081

I'm not even an American, but fuck, you guys really are obsessed.

>> No.15691085

We don't have sausage strips in our country.

>> No.15691089

That would revolutionize breakfast sandwiches

>> No.15691096

>nooooo you can't just slice a sausage into thin strips

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>> No.15691123

So what makes this different from other packed sliced meat that is sold literally everywhere in a million varieties from baloney to prosciutto?

>> No.15691125

Ideal basedfast sandwich meat.

>> No.15691132

so meatloaf slices?

>> No.15691172

Why are Europeans so fragile?

>> No.15691236

Are you going to post it?

>> No.15691250

Looks delicious

>> No.15691260

Are you guys shitting me? People put slized meat on their bread allover the civilized world.

>> No.15691280

This seems alright, would probably eat
Murrica has done much worse

>> No.15691287

Literally just turkey bacon made with pork you retard

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Wow how revolutionary. Truly worth seething about.

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>> No.15691386

>Implying a German would envy your toddler steps to sliced sausage.

>> No.15691544

Don’t fucking google this you fucking faggot I was on my work computer I’ll beat your fucking head soft loser

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>> No.15691555

the Americans have finally arrived

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Is it a central european thing? Because sliced sausage seems to me like one of the most mundane food items there is and there is tons of choice for it too.

>> No.15691722

Why don't any of those have a clown face, or funny animal shapes?

>> No.15691755

the churizo ones are pretty good.

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I'm convinced that half of the people here are just starving europoors and Indians and the only crumbs of happiness they get is trying to fling shit.
If it makes you guys a little bit happier about your situation, I'm all for it!

DO AMERICANS REALLY DO THAT? Wow look at those dumb Americans. Aren't they just terrible!

Everybody join in!

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Wait, can a fellow American help me understand this?
My brain is in low-power mode because I had to skip lunch and hasn’t had a burger since breakfast.

It appears that foreigners are mad about putting ground sausage into a versatile form with neat potential instead of stuffing it into the shit-tube of another animal, as is their savage way.
Surely I can’t be reading this correctly.
Shouldn’t they be grateful for the evolutionary boost?

>> No.15691908

how come there are not beef nuggets?

>> No.15691912

Theres a bear right there

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Wow do Americans really?

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>> No.15692017

Wait are these Cola or Burger flavored? Or... Both?

>> No.15692050


>sausage good
>cut sausage disgusting kill america

>> No.15692063

Anons the whole western world has cold cuts, it's just banter

>> No.15692073

these have existed in Australia for fucking ever under the name of 'picnic bacon'

>> No.15692133

You aren’t making this any less grotesque

>> No.15692151

>since breakfast

>> No.15692182 [DELETED] 

You seem tense, did forget to smoke your 12th cigarette for the day

>> No.15692227

Holy crap do Americans REALLY?

>> No.15692343

>somehow being perplexed by this
Just break it down.
You know what a burger is, and you know what breakfast is.

>> No.15692544

just went to the store and picked up 3 packs

shit looks so cash

thanks for the visibility OP

>> No.15692605

Huh, honestly didn't see it, was distracted by the vagina in the upper right corner.

>> No.15692607

>Daily Europoor thread being jealous of Americans

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>> No.15692979

Picking some up immediately to enjoy this weekend

>> No.15693009

>It must the Yurops
Dumb mutts so easily led by the nose for they are forever ignorant, you have to be an asian or african shitter to not have the same type of shit in your aisles, my bet is on middle east or indian.

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>> No.15693058

this is now a fuck ameriga bread

>> No.15693083

Totally, America's so bad!

>> No.15693098

I was wondering what the meat was in this webm.
And now I know

>> No.15693205

That's fair

>> No.15693208

Wonder how it stands up against this?

>> No.15693231

Does it get crispy?

>> No.15693234

Do you?

>> No.15693367

I wish

>> No.15693615

Nothing, people just like to complain about Americans. They certainly have an unhealthy obsession, I'd say.

>> No.15693831

You don't like sausage?

>> No.15693864

I've made kielbasa jerky in a smoker before

>> No.15693888

At least we have steak fingers

>> No.15693897

Holy shit. How did I miss that?

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>> No.15693960

Ahaha you dumb faggot

>> No.15694619

What is it?

>> No.15694654

>another rent free mental masturbation obsession thread hateboner for americhad
you all are mentally unstable. this constant obsession is genuinely concerning. very soon you will all be locked up in an asylum

>> No.15694687

Fucking rekt

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