/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15680421]

Claim your spicefu before someone else does

I love you black pepper-chan!

[Anonymous No.15682006]

>>15680421
Black pepper is my favorite spice as well, anon

[Anonymous No.15682016]

>>15680421
Fennel seeds.

[Anonymous No.15682018]

>>15680421
Is water a spice? I dont really like water.

[Anonymous No.15682028]

>>15680421
I know it's a blend but for me, it's Za'tar. I love that shit so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.15682038]

>>15680421

[Anonymous No.15682045]

For me, it's berbere, the only valuable contribution etheopia has ever made to the world at large

[Anonymous No.15682076]

oh no not again
i'm i'm CUUUUUUUUUUUUMIN

[Anonymous No.15682081]

>>15680421
I put it on almost everything, it's so delicious

[Anonymous No.15682089]

>>15682006
um, I already claimed her, I guess your new favorite is something else idiot.

[Sage No.15682106]

Sage in all fields

[Anonymous No.15682130]

>>15682081
fuck...
I'll go with Anise-chan!!

[Anonymous No.15682160]

>>15682081
Ginger is a rhizome, though, not a root.

[Anonymous No.15682289]

>>15682160
Fuck off deleuzean

[Anonymous No.15682294]

>>15680421
>*improves aroma and depth of flavor in your path*

[Anonymous No.15682303]

>>15680421
I've got expensive tastes

[Anonymous No.15682316]

>>15680421
Thank fuck none of you claimed Smoked Paprika before I could

[Anonymous No.15682383]

She's mine

[Anonymous No.15682395]

CLAIMED

[Anonymous No.15682404]

MSG chan, thank you for being literal flavor

[Anonymous No.15682411]

Taking smoked paprika.

[Anonymous No.15682435]

all mine baby

[Anonymous No.15682439]

>>15682316
>>15682411
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[Anonymous No.15682532]

>>15682395
>Cassia
Get some taste in spicefus

[Anonymous No.15682545]

>>15680421
>>15682006
>>15682089
fine i'll get white pepper chan you can be stuck with your... well...

[Anonymous No.15682759]

I don't have thyme for this

[Anonymous No.15682760]

>>15680421
FUCK!
>>15682038
NO!
>>15682081
DAMN!
>>15682411
Sorry brother >>15682316 beat you to it.
I feel your pain.

FINE! I claim... uhm...Szechuan Peppercorn!

[Anonymous No.15682861]

>>15682439
>>15682760
He never actually claimed anything. He just said "thank fuck none of you claimed it".
"Before I could."
Could what? That might be anything.
I officially take possession of smoked paprika.

[Anonymous No.15682883]

>>15680421
This game is easy

[Anonymous No.15682891]

>>15680421
GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF OREGANO-CHAN

[Anonymous No.15682910]

Think I'll have my way with Miss Dill... huehuehue.

[Anonymous No.15682935]

claiming cardamom
>>15682106
ha

[Anonymous No.15682992]

>>15680421
Black pepper and CINNAMON

[Anonymous No.15683009]

>>15682910
>>15682891
>>15682759
>>15682383
>>15682106
These are herbs, not spices.

[Anonymous No.15683022]

>>15683009
>being this wrong
Lmao shut the fuck up cooklet. No wonder no spice will ever love you.

[Anonymous No.15683049]

>>15683022
>literally has the real definition at the top

[Anonymous No.15683057]

>>15680421
Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Random incel: i "ClAiM" mEtApHoRiCaL WoMeN BeCaUsE In rEaLiTy i wOuLd nEvEr hAvE A ChAnCe wItH BlAcK PePpEr

[Anonymous No.15683064]

>>15683049
>aromatic plant substances
>dill is not a plant substance
Yep. It sure does. Are you even sentient?

[Anonymous No.15683067]

>>15683057

[Anonymous No.15683071]

My oneitid

[Anonymous No.15683124]

>>15683022
Way to cherry pick, faggot. Eat shit, it's all your palate deserves.

[Anonymous No.15683238]

>>15683064
>dill
>pungent
Spices-->spicy or pungent
Herbs-->earthy or fragrant
Not a difficult concept

[Anonymous No.15683274]

>>15680421
My mouthpussy was made for Big Black Cardamom.

[Anonymous No.15683301]

>>15683124
>plant substance used for flavoring
>plants used for flavoring
>distinguished from one another cos reasons
Real nice differentiation you got there, bud. Hahahahaha... keep seething, cooklet.

[Anonymous No.15683308]

>>15682028
You can also grow azuv its the herb that makes zaatar

[Anonymous No.15683313]

For me it's the wholesome childhood friend spicefu

[Anonymous No.15683323]

>>15682303
How much do you pay for yours? Are you sure its real zaffron and not coloured curcum

[Anonymous No.15683331]

[Anonymous No.15683361]

>>15683301
I was using the exact same source material you were, doublenigger.
Try coming up with an actual argument in the future after someone puts you in your place, kiddo.
>wah! english no fair!
The fact of the matter is that spices are spices, and herbs are herbs. Now as I said, go eat shit.

[Anonymous No.15683362]

>>15683331
Damn... you're into some real filthy shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.15683371]

>>15680421
Salt
I can’t believe no one posted it

[Anonymous No.15683380]

>>15683361
>or other plant substance
>distinguished from herbs, listed as plant substances
>includes any plant substance by definition
Seems the problem here is you don't understand what qualifies as a plant. Until you can find a definition that does not include the use of plants, I will forever be correct. Hope you've had a nice time sucking me off with these little manbaby attempts at logic.

[Anonymous No.15683393]

>>15683380
Hoo, boy, you sure are riled up and stupid, hey? Alright, cool guy, you run around and refer to parsley, sage, thyme and the like as a spice. Meanwhile, just know that people are mocking your retardation and qrong-headed attempt at feeling superior. Are you paid to be obtuse, or does it come to you naturally?

[Anonymous No.15683404]

>>15683393
I agree with you, and I'm not sure why the other retard is trying to argue. My advice is to leave because you're probably making his ugly face turn into a grin as he gets reactions out of you. However, he's wrong and retarded as fuck for having this outrageously simple and stupid opinion when the world disagrees with him. He's like the type of retard who parrots dictionary definitions wherever he goes, not realizing that he sounds like a bottom of the barrel midwit. 110 IQ and not a point higher

[Anonymous No.15683413]

>>15683393
>can't find a basic definition to support his claim
>seethes into keyboard, praying other manbabies will come to his rescue
>being this low T
Lmao... keep insisting upon something you can't prove. Having a real nice time watching you gag on my dick.

[Anonymous No.15683418]

>>15683380
"Seems the problem here is you don't understand what qualifies as a plant. Until you can find a definition that does not include the use of plants, I will forever be correct. Hope you've had a nice time sucking me off with these little manbaby attempts at logic," he typed, smirking. He wiped at the sweat on his pimple covered brow, pushing aside clumps of unkempt, dirty hair.
The glow of the computer monitor was the lone light source for the small bedroom, and his pale, greasy face shone dimly in its light. He had installed blackout curtains six years earlier, and once he pulled them shut against the sun, never again had the room seen natural light.
His eyes darted to the words he had typed. Licking his dry lips, he reached for the bottle of Mountain Dew which was a staple upon his well-used desk. Greedily and noisily, he drank in furious gulps, finishing the remaining flat soda, then tossed the empty bottle to the floor amid an evergrowing garbage carpet of soda bottles, candy wrappers, fast food containers and dried, crunchy jizz tissues.
He hovered the mouse over the "Post" button on the screen. Of course, having paid his dues to become an elite member what he had come to think of as "HIS WEBSITE," he didn't have to prove his humanity to a computer. He was above that, surely.
He steadied himself and breathed deeply, inhaling the tangy, acrid aroma that was his room. He slammed his finger down on the mouse, sending his supreme opinion to a worldwide Mongolian yak herding forum for all to see.
"That'll show that asshole," he grumbled aloud to his dark, lonely room.

[Anonymous No.15683428]

>>15683418
>pic rel

[Anonymous No.15683432]

>>15683418
Btfo

[Anonymous No.15683735]

>>15682935
Damn.
>>15682435
Fuck.

Fine I'll claim green szechuan peppercorn then.

[Anonymous No.15683944]

>>15683735
>young, unripe
>harvested early off the vine
...so youre a pedophile...

[Anonymous No.15683958]

dibs

[Anonymous No.15683971]

>>15683958
>can choose literally anything
>picks a roastie mutt

[Anonymous No.15684003]

>>15683944
Sichuan peppercorns aren't related to black pepper.

[Anonymous No.15684012]

>>15683323
not him but buy your saffron at a persian grocer. spanish saffron at the supermarket is cheap garbage

[Anonymous No.15684033]

>>15683971
>can post anything
>picks meme buzzwords

[Anonymous No.15684035]

>>15684033

[Anonymous No.15684106]

>>15683944
>nigrum

[Anonymous No.15684112]

This thread sucks

[Anonymous No.15684833]

>>15680421
In all seriousness, it's garlic powder.

Can be added to anything savoury. Immediately makes whatever you're eating taste good.

The rest of the herbs are situational.

[Anonymous No.15684884]

>>15680421
Smoked paprika was my first and will be my last

[Anonymous No.15685025]

for me, It's sesame

[Anonymous No.15685062]

Ah, grains of paradise. If you don't know, they're a West African spice that tastes like a blend of black pepper, cardamom, ginger, and citrus.

[Anonymous No.15685066]

>>15682883
That's not a spice, you might as well put salt or sugar there

[Anonymous No.15685069]

>>15683238
What about garlic? Is garlic not pungent?

[Anonymous No.15685074]

>>15685025
Speaking of sesame, time to cuck all Turkish people. Nigella is mine.

[Anonymous No.15685078]

You already know who I got

[Anonymous No.15685089]

>>15685078
I'm surprised no one claimed nutmeg. Well, I'll just cuck you out of nutmeg's sexier sister, mace. Add some of the powdered stuff in mashed potatoes, and coom every time.

[Anonymous No.15685113]

>>15685089
>less potent
>less portable (I carry whole nutmeg at all times)
>looks like roastie flaps
Yea I’ll pass but I’m so happy for you

[Anonymous No.15685116]

Now, what kind of Jamaican would I be if I didn't claim allspice (aka, Jamaican pepper)?

[Anonymous No.15685121]

I’m a sucker for fenugreek (both seed and leaves)

[Anonymous No.15685128]

>>15685113
Nutmeg looks like wrinkled testicles, you have no high ground here anon. Besides, mace is extremely versatile, and it adds a similar yet noticeably different flavor than nutmeg. I'm not sure if it can potentially kill you like nutmeg either.

[Anonymous No.15685146]

>>15682076
kek

[Anonymous No.15685155]

>>15685128
If you ever used your nutmeg you would see that by grating it judiciously, your nutmeg will go from wrinkled testicles to as smooth as eggs with a pleasing rounded appearance. Mace is versatile but not anymore than Nutmeg. Being able to kill you? That’s a bonus, not a drawback.

[Anonymous No.15685159]

one time I accidentally an entire $100 jar of fennel pollen

feeled good man

[Anonymous No.15685181]

>>15685155
>That’s a bonus, not a drawback

Goddamn it anon, you win just from this alone. The next time I go grocery shopping, I'll get whole nutmegs just for you.

[Anonymous No.15685923]

>>15682316
At least put up a pic, lazy

[Anonymous No.15686017]

>>15685069
garlic powder is a spice
garlic is a vegetable

[Anonymous No.15686066]

>ctrl f "caraway"
>0 results
blessed, i knew you were all tastelets

[Anonymous No.15686076]

>>15683418
Fucking annihilated

[Anonymous No.15686099]

>>15683418
I love this pasta

[Anonymous No.15686113]

>>15685074
Not Nigella-chan!

[Anonymous No.15686147]

Gonna go with the hipster tarragon.

[Anonymous No.15686184]

>>15686017
YOU MUST NOT CORRECT ME DEMONS OF DOOM DEMON!

SPICES OR NOT IT IS A SPICE BECUASE ALL KNOW IT TO BE SPICE! SO SHUTUP!!!

[Anonymous No.15686278]

>>15680421
Hunger is the best spice, and I now claim her.

[Anonymous No.15686502]

>>15683274
>tfw no cardamommy gf

[Anonymous No.15687445]

>>15686017
Fair.

>>15686113
Haha, I'm going to ravish Nigella-chan, and there's nothing you can do about it!

[Anonymous No.15687891]

>>15686099
Not really a pasta, I've only posted it one other time before, and that was about an anon that said candy wasn't for grown adults. I saved it as I figured I could use it elsewhere, which I now have.

[Anonymous No.15687896]

>>15683331
this guys wife has been around the block, tapped that shit myself on occasion

[Anonymous No.15687906]

>ginger was claimed already

well then I guess its ground mustard for me

[Anonymous No.15688028]

>>15687891
it's a pasta now, I'll be posting this every time I win an argument

[Anonymous No.15688042]

For me it's black pepper-chan's sister, long-pepper-chan! It's like black pepper but bolder.

[Anonymous No.15688092]

>>15688028
lel
Glad to be of service.

[Anonymous No.15688105]

>>15688092
"lel
Glad to be of service." he typed, smirking. He wiped at the sweat on his pimple covered brow, pushing aside clumps of unkempt, dirty hair.
The glow of the computer monitor was the lone light source for the small bedroom, and his pale, greasy face shone dimly in its light. He had installed blackout curtains six years earlier, and once he pulled them shut against the sun, never again had the room seen natural light.
His eyes darted to the words he had typed. Licking his dry lips, he reached for the bottle of Mountain Dew which was a staple upon his well-used desk. Greedily and noisily, he drank in furious gulps, finishing the remaining flat soda, then tossed the empty bottle to the floor amid an evergrowing garbage carpet of soda bottles, candy wrappers, fast food containers and dried, crunchy jizz tissues.
He hovered the mouse over the "Post" button on the screen. Of course, having paid his dues to become an elite member what he had come to think of as "HIS WEBSITE," he didn't have to prove his humanity to a computer. He was above that, surely.
He steadied himself and breathed deeply, inhaling the tangy, acrid aroma that was his room. He slammed his finger down on the mouse, sending his supreme opinion to a worldwide Mongolian yak herding forum for all to see.
"That'll show that asshole," he grumbled aloud to his dark, lonely room.

[Anonymous No.15688127]

>>15688105
kek

[Anonymous No.15688243]

>>15688042
Black pepper's tall, leggy sister

[Anonymous No.15688763]

[Anonymous No.15688821]

>>15686066
don't get caraway with that superiority complex

[Anonymous No.15688861]

My uptight catholic school raised italian parsley fiance out of wedlock

[Anonymous No.15689510]

[Anonymous No.15689651]

>>15682303
>>15682395
expensive taste squad. someone can have the white variety if they want.

[Anonymous No.15690891]

>>15686066
Jewish or Swedish?

[Anonymous No.15690902]

>>15689651
cinnamon is not expensive taste lmfao

[Anonymous No.15690918]

>>15689651
not a spice.

[Anonymous No.15690951]

Cloves, bold and flavorful and even good for your teeth