/ck/ REEEEE thread

[Anonymous No.15675640]

What are things you genuinely enjoy that are considered "soy" or anathema by the hipsters of /ck/?

I like PBR beer Karkov vodka and extremely hot meme hot sauces. I also boil my water in the microwave and my coffee is a giant tin of Folgers.

[Anonymous No.15675650]

>>15675640
https://voca.ro/1feLsQ3fu984

[Anonymous No.15675656]

>>15675650
it's a joke that gets hot sauce threads firebombed with "soyjack" memes. also you have a beautiful voice.

[Anonymous No.15675952]

Huel

[Anonymous No.15675964]

>>15675650
look who missed his AA meeting again

[Anonymous No.15675970]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15675975]

>>15675650
how i imagine you look like

[Anonymous No.15675990]

I dunno, man. I honestly don’t get that worked up about people liking things I don’t like.

[Anonymous No.15676089]

>>15675650
Please kill yourself.
Don't reply, you'll only look sad.

[Anonymous No.15676102]

>>15675640
Karakov is soy now? Jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.15676125]

>>15675640
Food that hurts a little bit is excellent, food that hurts a lot is retarded

[Anonymous No.15676171]

>>15675640
Hot sauce
Sriracha sauce
Microgreens
Vegetarian/vegan substitutes of meat products (I'm not vegetarian myself, but I do like how it tastes)
Soy milk, but more specifically the kind that you can get at cafes in Hong Kong
Microbrews
Mead
Chicken nuggets/tenders/strips

[Anonymous No.15676187]

I bought some of Da Bomb a few months ago, tried it plain on some chicken, tried it by mixing up a sauce other shit, tried it in soups and chilis, and I just fucking hate it. It's not even that it's too spicy for me, it just tastes like shit and it bestows everything it touches with this fucking nasty, combination intense chipotle-chemical taste. When I use it, I feel like I'm eating some sort of distilled chemical or some shit.
It's spicy as fuck, and that's what it's intended for, but the most predominant taste I get out of it awful. Not worth it. I'd sooner get pure capsaicin extract than this shit.

[Anonymous No.15676192]

>>15675640
>my coffee is a giant tin of Folgers.
Stop lying, it's plastic.
There is one rule for coffee: Coffee is good if it is ground beans with no other plant or non-plant matter. When you buy your Folgers you do not have that guarantee.

[Anonymous No.15676205]

>>15676102
I've just come to the conclusion that over time many of the things I enjoy will be considered soy by one or two faggots. These one or two faggots will poison the well, and everyone else will follow by saying, "YEAH DRINKING WATER IS SOY I ONLY DRINK BRAWNDO" or some variation thereof. The most soyish behavior is actually preventing yourself from enjoying something because some faggot online told you it's soy. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.15676222]

>>15675975
why is James Labrie's head a cube?

[Anonymous No.15676226]

>>15676205
>I've just come to the conclusion that over time many of the things I enjoy will be considered soy by one or two faggots. These one or two faggots will poison the well, and everyone else will follow by saying, "YEAH DRINKING WATER IS SOY I ONLY DRINK BRAWNDO" or some variation thereof. The most soyish behavior is actually preventing yourself from enjoying something because some faggot online told you it's soy. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.15676253]

>>15676226
You're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.15676266]

>>15676187
not one person buys da bomb for the taste. it's commonly known that it tastes like battery acid.

[Anonymous No.15676271]

>You're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.15676279]

>>15676187
da bomb is nearly pure capsaicin extract

[Anonymous No.15676328]

even people who like the meme hot sauces don't like Da Bomb, like >>15676279
said it's all capsaicin extract and no actual flavor so it tastes like ass in addition to being too hot