/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15671673]

>I season my cutting board not my steak
What?

[Anonymous No.15671874]

>>15671673
Sounds like more liberal nonsense to me.

[Anonymous No.15671878]

>>15671673
Is this guy really a cuck?

[Anonymous No.15671882]

>>15671673
Thanks for new husbando. He cute

[Anonymous No.15671886]

>>15671673
A guy at work told me he does that, I almost slapped him. I'm a sous chef and he's a faggy Flipperino server, goes to show

[Anonymous No.15671890]

>>15671673
he is very reddit but also his videos are very comfy and you can tell he cares about his content

[Anonymous No.15671902]

>>15671673

[Anonymous No.15671907]

>>15671882
Gays have no standards

[Anonymous No.15671913]

>>15671673
In recent years, cuckolding has become more accessible to the average couple, no longer just the domain of industry professionals. But I've discovered an easier way to achieve industry-quality cuckolding for the regular home cuck by prepping my wife, NOT the bull.

Let's start with the bull. Brits would call this a stag. I think Latinos are superior lovers but Lauren is a huge fan of dark meat. You do you. Whatever you chose, make sure you browse local. This is Daquan, a 20 year old varsity basketball center from my town of Macon, Georgia. Say hi, Daquan! Your typical cuckold shoot has a team of fluffers at their disposal in addition to ample supplies of viagra, poppers, and many hours to warm up. When I get home from work, I don't have that kind of time or energy to prep a virile young black man for hours at a time. So why not just prep my wife instead?

If you're not particularly endowed like myself, cunnilingus is a great way to start the juices flowing. To help set the mood, I also put on the sponsor of this video...BLACKEDRAW. That's right, studio quality interracial lovemaking with all the amateur fixing. Enter RAGUSEA50 at checkout to get 50% off your first month.

[Anonymous No.15671918]

>>15671913
Anyway, back to the prepping. Now that that vajoo is nice and wet, brits call this a fanny, a whole bottle of white wine goes in. This will prevent vaginal tearing when your bull mounts, though any similar bottle will do. At this point, alternate universe Adam would be saying something like "FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK TRANNIES. LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR." Once Lauren is properly dilated, I let Daquan do his magic. After his creampie, don't even think about licking it clean. If properly prepped, your wife's vagina should become like a sponge, SHLOOOORP, and reabsorb all that bull sperm. With that said, black sperm is incredible potent. You don't need a lot of the stuff to knock a woman up. To prove this, we've induced two of Lauren's eggs to drop during this cycle and inseminated them with both my and Daquan's sperm. Big nigger egg is on the right. Big nigger egg is on the right!

Four months later and the virile black fetus growing in her womb has already subsumed my paltry white seed. Most couples choose to abort at this point, but I find it hotter to keep the baby. You see, ethnic heterogeneity makes for a much more interesting world. Here to discuss this further is Sharkeisha Brown, associate professor of Racial Justice at Mercer College. "Fuck you white boy, venmo my ass." Thanks Sharkeisha. Speaking of thanks, thanks again to BLACKEDRAW, the sponsor of this video. Happy prepping, leggates!

[Anonymous No.15671923]

>>15671907
I wish I was gay, wouldn't have to deal with men's dramas.

[Anonymous No.15671926]

>>15671923
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.15671938]

>>15671926
You will never have sex.

[Anonymous No.15671962]

>>15671938
Dilate

[Anonymous No.15671966]

>>15671938
Then, bend over and let me at that axe wound, tranny.

[Anonymous No.15671978]

>>15671966
Sorry, I am only into biological vagina sex.

[Anonymous No.15672084]

>>15671907
true that

[Anonymous No.15672215]

>>15671673
>>15671902
>>15671913
I actually like this YouTuber, is he getting all the ck hate because he is successful?

[Anonymous No.15672291]

>>15672215
>shilling for literally anyone who sponsors him
>successful
I bet he even sell his wife for the right price

[Anonymous No.15672341]

>>15671962
Huh?

[Anonymous No.15672368]

>>15672215
His videos are good but he has some opinions I don't agree with. I imagine some of those opinions are part of the reason why /ck/ dislike him.

[Anonymous No.15672707]

>>15671890
this. he's far from being the best cook on YouTube, but he makes a lot of interesting content

[Anonymous No.15672821]

>>15671673
That's so jewwie..is He Jewish?

[Anonymous No.15672825]

>>15672821
No, worse, he's Italian

[Anonymous No.15672971]

This guy is such a retard.

[Anonymous No.15673036]

>>15672971
I don't think he is dumber than this board's average.

[Anonymous No.15673241]

>>15672215
he lashes at the slightest bit of criticism, and he acts like a complete redditor at all times.

[Anonymous No.15673276]

>>15672215
There was that one time he made a video about different types of tacos where half of it was about cultural appropriation and responded to complaints about the generally hostile tone with PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT SJWS ARE THE REAL SJWS or whatever the fuck

[Anonymous No.15673318]

>>15671913
This is magical. Enjoy yourself nigger.

[Anonymous No.15673381]

>>15673241
Internet Shaquille is based. I still can't believe some shitposty zoomer twink has the best video about scrambled eggs on youtube

[Anonymous No.15673402]

that fella is dumbern a baga snails

[Anonymous No.15673410]

>>15671878
He's just a legend in his own mind.

[Anonymous No.15674039]

The problem I have with people like Ragusea and Weissman is that they aren’t experts by any means, yet they radiate this air of smug arrogance and act like they know better than people who actually have culinary training.

[Anonymous No.15674169]

>>15671673
>don't mind me, just washing the bulls spunk taste out my mouth

[Anonymous No.15674174]

He's the embodiment of slave morality. You can tell that behind his cringey little "you do you!" shit and starting his plebbit comments with "friend, ...", there's real contempt hiding. He speaks this way because he's terrified of confrontation and has no idea how to handle disagreement. It's quite evident that he genuinely thinks he's the shit, but he's just too much of a coward and a mental weakling to face any critique head-on and honourably. That's why he hedges with these weasely little phrases, why he pre-empts all possible criticism with a pre-written and pinned FAQ, and why he saw the need to make that bizarre and incoherent video on why he refuses to use metric conversions.

So it doesn't surprise me that he's prone to the occasional outburst of impotent anger in his comments section from time to time -- he clearly has an ego and a measure of masculine rage, but has never learnt what to do with them, and has spent his life being afraid of any kind of self-affirmation. Why, for example, did he overreact with such vitriol to this relatively benign comment about ceramic stoves? Why does he get so upset over a very gentle quip about the narration? Because that's the kind of language in which Adam would himself codify his criticism. He interprets the slightest of gibes as full-frontal attacks because that's the way he'd make a criticism. Simple, honest and straightforward language is not for him; he lacks the courage to be direct.

As other anons have said, all of this has probably been reinforced/cemented by his having been a professor, where he's been able to go mostly unchallenged in his little fiefdom for years. Now he's suddenly exposed to the internet, where everyone is way harsher, and more importantly, don't need to please him to pass a class. I guess he's struggling to adapt a bit.

[Anonymous No.15674436]

>>15674174
>He's the embodiment of slave morality. You can tell that behind his cringey little "you do you!" shit and starting his plebbit comments with "friend, ...", there's real contempt hiding. He speaks this way because he's terrified of confrontation and has no idea how to handle disagreement. It's quite evident that he genuinely thinks he's the shit, but he's just too much of a coward and a mental weakling to face any critique head-on and honourably. That's why he hedges with these weasely little phrases, why he pre-empts all possible criticism with a pre-written and pinned FAQ, and why he saw the need to make that bizarre and incoherent video on why he refuses to use metric conversions.
I know this is a copypasta, but it is 100% accurate. It's why I hate it when "people" (aka redditors) use qualifiers on every single damn thing they say. As if it somehow exonerates them if someone disagrees with you.

Absolutely hate this style of writing/speech.

[Anonymous No.15674484]

>>15674436
This is because reddit is full of midwits who think that responding with any sort of correction, even an extremely pedantic one that doesn't matter, is an epic gotcha moment that makes them look like a genius. It really sucks that this carries over into actual speech where this is totally unnecessary and tedious

[Anonymous No.15674526]

>>15674174
>why he saw the need to make that bizarre and incoherent video on why he refuses to use metric conversions.
This made me look up the video, turns out it's a pretty reasonable thing that triggered brits to absolutely no end in the comment section. I like him more now

[Anonymous No.15674899]

>>15671913
>>15673276
>>15674174
>>15674169

>>15671918
>>15674436
did you come up with that all by yourself you unoriginal faggot?

[Anonymous No.15674916]

>>15674526
eat shit and kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15674941]

I'd like to see the sad little pathetic fucking lives some of you faggots have.

[Anonymous No.15674948]

retards

[Anonymous No.15675140]

Enter Adam's biggets nightmare

[Anonymous No.15675157]

>>15671673
https://voca.ro/1l3z6LtIgw6D

[Anonymous No.15675270]

>>15674899
Hi adam

[Anonymous No.15675279]

>>15675157
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.15675429]

>>15672825
So he's jewish with a sense of superiority?

[Anonymous No.15675440]

>>15671673
Oh you want some too?

[Anonymous No.15675487]

>>15675140
>posts good content
adam will never recover

[Anonymous No.15675495]

When a bunch of people hate you it's usually a sign that you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.15675514]

>>15672825
Really? He looks like he might be a hapa.

[Anonymous No.15675666]

>>15671673
>I wipe my balls, not my ass

[Anonymous No.15675727]

>>15673241
hope he dies, fucking fag youtuber

[Anonymous No.15675779]

>>15673036
Not really setting a high, or even average bar there.

[Anonymous No.15675780]

>>15671913
That coupon code didn't work

[Anonymous No.15675798]

>>15675157
based retard

[Anonymous No.15675813]

>>15674916
this

[Anonymous No.15675859]

>>15673241
lmao wtf sensitive cuck. He is right though. Induction topps ARE better than gas. Gas is stoneage technology. Induction gives off more heat, it's faster and more reactive. And it's a million times easier to clean because shit never burns on the stove top and because it is a smooth surface

[Anonymous No.15676219]

>>15675859
Look at this fucking berry picker.

[Anonymous No.15676672]

>>15671673
i really like Ragusea's content, most likely owing to the fact that i don't strive to be some faggot pro-chef. he is very flexible in the kitchen and clearly does the research on his recipes, i'd really like to try them but sadly they really seem to lean on the broiler attachment of his oven sadly.

maybe one of his worst recpies was his spanish omelette. it just felt very unlike him to be so strung on the traditional method and he completely failed to streamline the process. Munchies channel had a far better recipe where they used potato (and veggie) chips instead of fresh vegetables, i tried it and that was pretty damn good. might do it some day again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z37aGYoz6L0

[Anonymous No.15676681]

>>15676672
adam is based

[Anonymous No.15676686]

>>15676681
yeah, i really wanna try out that chicken cacciatore recipe some day.

[Anonymous No.15676693]

>>15676672
>>15676681
do your chores adam

[Anonymous No.15676692]

>>15675140

Adam Ragusea and Adam Weissman are infinitely more interesting than this colossal cocky faggot and his 75,000,000,000 plastic takeout containers

[Anonymous No.15676701]

>>15676672
/ck/ hates Adam because he is literally one of us. They resent that a member of this community was successful in turning the attitudes and techniques advocated for on our North Korean yeast breeding forum into a successful youtube career.

[Anonymous No.15676710]

>>15675859
What's wrong with electric, huh? I can't have an electric stove just because YOU said so?
Let me tell you, even IF gas is better than electric, it's still takes too much time and money to pipe gas in. So yeah anyone could pipe gas in if they wanted to. But it's not worth it.
And I'm a home cook. This is a home cooking channel. Plenty of home cooks use electric stoves without a problem. This isn't a three michelin star channel, it's for the average person. And even if these videos were for professionals, there are plenty of chefs who use electric stoves. Those professionals wouldn't appreciate you mocking them.
But all that's irrelevant because it's not a pro chef channel. This is MY channel and I make recipes that suite ME. You can make your own channel with a gas stove and there's nothing wrong with that. I won't shame you for using a gas stove like you're doing to me right now.
And actually really if you think about it, electric stoves are superior to gas. You don't have to worry about a leak burning down your house or causing you and your loved ones danger. It's much safer because there's no open flame. And it's easier to clean than a gas stove. So it's a no brainer why anyone who actually cooks at home would prefer an electric stove.
So yeah you can have your own views on stoves, but how about we let the person reading this decide for themselves.

[Anonymous No.15676719]

>>15676710
>>15676710
just because you spam it doesn't make it true adam. now fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.15676720]

>>15676710
Adam please just calm down and go have sex with your weird lesbian wife.

[Anonymous No.15676733]

some of his videos are pretty good
get in, do the recipe, hand out a tip that works for some home cooks, oblitory sponsor then then done
sometimes he just debunks a dumb food myth like msg, and hes started cataloging veggies under a microscope which i think is cool

but everything else, the culture videos, the sense of humour, the relentless need to correct everyone that 'misunderstands him'
hes almost not worth watching, but i still check in every couple weeks

[Anonymous No.15676742]

>>15676710
a channel makes CONTENT for OTHERS and yours is teaching people shitty habits
even if you cook 20 minutes a week there is no point in not learning how to use a knife properly
every foodtube channel is for the average person, chefs dont learn from the fucking internet

[Anonymous No.15676748]

>>15673241
are american houses not built with gaslines anymore?

[Anonymous No.15676751]

>>15676748
A lot of houses from the 70's and 80's weren't because electric everything was all the rage.

[Anonymous No.15676879]

>>15671673
STOP POSTING HERE FAGUSA NO ONE CARES NOR LIKES YOU NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER LIKES YOU
FUCK YOU ADAM FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ADAM FAGUSA FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15677002]

>>15672368
This. He screams "guy who wanted to save the world so went to journalism school but failed and briefly fell back on restaurant work till the youtube thing hit".

[Anonymous No.15677010]

>>15676879
i like him :)

[Anonymous No.15677066]

It's so obvious that most people in this thread are tourists, mostly /pol/niggers who aren't acquainted with other board cultures, probably because cooking is a normalfag hobby that attracts all sorts of filth.
This is some of the gayest, cattiest shit I've seen. The obsession with some literal who faggot surpasses even that of /v/.

Just reading this shit
>>15677002
>>15676710
>>15674436
>>15674941
>>15671966
>>15675495
>>15676742
These people are women, in the mental and mostly physical sense. I would bet good money that I'd be able to smash their little pencilnecks with ease, just going off of their asspained replies dripping of insecurity. Finasteride users for sure.

[Anonymous No.15677079]

>>15671878
He seasons his wife instead of the bull

[Anonymous No.15677088]

>>15671673
is that like when you put the toothpaste on the brush before wetting it so the paste doesn't fall off?

[Anonymous No.15677155]

>>15677088
Wouldn't it be more like rubbing toothpaste on your teeth with your fingertips before brushing?

[Anonymous No.15677171]

>>15671673
I poop on my toiletpapper not my toilet.

[Anonymous No.15677204]

>but first, a word from our sponsor...

[Anonymous No.15677291]

>>15677066
How so?

[Anonymous No.15677346]

>>15676692
Hi adam

[Anonymous No.15677361]

>>15676710
you know that he agrees with you right, why would you lash out
but i like your content, keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.15677369]

>>15677066
>ooga booga they weak me strong

[Anonymous No.15677377]

>>15677204
how is he supposed to earn money then

[Anonymous No.15677393]

>>15675140
can't wait for his 30th video about a sandwich or a wrap

[Anonymous No.15677402]

>>15671673
isn't this the retarded cuck who told people not to deep fry at home?