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15652648 No.15652648 [Reply] [Original]

Questa non è una pizza.
Stupidi americani.

>> No.15652655

mama mia, cunt

>> No.15652696

Non importa a nessuno. La pizza è popolare grazie all'America.

>> No.15652927

L'importante è che sia buona, poi che la chiamino pizza o concettinannunziata fregacazzi

>> No.15652967

>>15652648
peepa bappa a-skeebidy bippity bop pasta surrender monkey

>> No.15652978

It’s-a me, Mario!
Bing bong wahoo!!

>> No.15653302

>>15652648
mulignans+italians=sicilians

>> No.15653314

I'm American and agree thats not a fucking pizza.

>> No.15653376

>>15652648
even if its not pizza it taste better than your pizza

>> No.15654474

>>15653376
this

>> No.15654515

>>15652648
i cooka da meatball

>> No.15654529
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>>15652648
ehi!

>> No.15654560

>>15652648
Who cares what it is, it's delicious. I'm gonna keep calling it pizza and saying you're wrong, and there's no way to prove it one way or another so the entire argument is pointless. It's just another way for you Europeans to shit on Americans bc of your inferiority complex. Grow up and find something else to do than autistically defend Italian cuisine

>> No.15654578

BING BING 1-UP WAHOO

>> No.15654592

OP is just jealous because he can't afford such a hearty meal because he buys so many bottles of wine for his children.

>> No.15655965

>>15652648
Shut the fuck up grease ball

>> No.15656071

>>15652648
Boppity beepity pappara mangiare buon giorno
Even if it's not-a peetza it tastes good-a signore Donato. What-a are de criteria for food-a bein classified-a as peetza?

>> No.15656081
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15656081

>>15652648
You little Mamnoni

>> No.15656187

>>15652648
is that a 'go 'za?

>> No.15656902

>>15653376
>Go to chicago
>Oder deep pizza
>Take one of those cake shakes
Bros... I miss Chicago so much.

>> No.15656915

Ciao bella! Bunga bunga, rigatonni mussollini spaghetti amore!

>> No.15656989

>>15656902
Where did you get deep dish and a cake shake at the same restaurant?

>> No.15658229

>>15652648
è disgustosa ma chi cazzo se ne frega

>> No.15658258

>>15653314
Then why is it called pizza? Why are you such a faggot that you can’t handle the idea of something being pizza? Honestly, you people are so fucking wrapped up in identities and semantics. It’s hilarious.

>> No.15658727

>spanish
Ugh... Yikes! What a disgusting brown language!
>boot peninsula spanish
HECKING BASEDERINO! ITS SO FRIGGIN ELEGANT AND ROMANTIC!

>> No.15658748

https://youtu.be/Jp_J7SY1JCY?t=45

>> No.15659036

>>15658258
Not him but for marketing purposes obviously. And in general people are stupid and use terms incorrectly. 99% of people don't know what philosophy means.

>> No.15659040

Mah, non sembra la pizza "nostra", ma sembra comunque buona. Una fetta me la farei volentieri.

>> No.15659048

>>15658727
Mexicans actually have jokes about how Spaniards speak Spanish. Evidently, they speak it with a lisp that makes them sound effeminate.

>> No.15659124

>>15658258

I have no idea why idiots in Chicago call it a pizza. I wouldn't call it a pizza, nobody in my area along the entire east coast, and likely the west coast for that matter, would consider that a pizza in any way, shape or form.

>> No.15659137

>>15659124
No one cares what coastal cucks think except other coastal cucks.

>> No.15659140 [DELETED] 

>>15659124

Its true, but not just Mexicans make fun of them, apparently its all Central and South Americans; "como si" is slang for something like "as if" and Spaniards would say it "como thhhheee." Its my second language since I learned it at an old job in HS but shit, they sound faggy as fuck.

>> No.15659152

>>15659137

Coastal states are literally the only ones besides Texas (which could even kinda be considered coastal based on how much of it touches water) who contribute financially enough to the nation to have their opinions matter at all. Go be broke in your little flyover state.

>> No.15659193

>>15652696
Non sparare cazzate

>> No.15659219
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15659219

>>15652648

>> No.15659347

>>15659048
>Mexicans talking about others being effeminate
Lmao. They should actually hear a comparison instead of trying too hard to be noticed by the spaniards.

>> No.15659381

>>15658727
>northwestern spanish
le que sophisticaque, elegant et romantique

>> No.15659401

>>15659381
Northwestern spanish is literally a stereotypical italian intonation talking in spanish.

>> No.15659424

>>15656902
>>15656989
WTF is a cake shake?

>> No.15659468
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>>15659347

I speak a mix of Central and Southern American Spanish (worked at a warehouse in high school) and even my second language mutt mix of Spanish can tell that Spaniards sound gay as fuck when they talk. "Como si" becomes "como thhhheeee" and so on and so forth. I don't have criticism about Spain itself, but the way they talk is goofy as fuck.

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15659489

>>15659219
kino

>> No.15659507

>>15656989
Not at the same restaurant you silly anon. Just order the pizza in advance, go for a cake shake, and the pick up the pizza.

>>15659424
One of the greatest creations of mankind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xf858oNEak

>> No.15659521

>>15659468
You are white but the Mexicans at the warehouse taught you how to speak Spanish?

>> No.15659553

>>15659521

Yeah, they thought it would be funny to teach the 16 year old gringo to say curse words (which if the roles were reversed, it would be funny to teach them to swear in English). I'm apparently naturally good at languages because I started picking up on things that they didn't go out of their way to teach me and after a year working there they'd greet me in slang rather than in English because I had picked up so much of it, and most of our conversations were in Spanish.

>> No.15659573

>>15659553
Haha cool.

>> No.15659604

>>15659347
must be fun acting like a literal retard hapsburg

>> No.15660895

>>15659468
You have never heard a spaniard talk anx it shows.

>> No.15660986

>>15653376
>>15654474
Seething yanks.

>> No.15661095

io voglio

>> No.15662448

>>15653314
Truth.

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15663458

>>15652648
wop

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>>15663458
>Mutt can't handle banter
Every time

>> No.15663661

>>15652648
I've never had deep dish 'za. What does it feel like?

>> No.15664456

>>15652648
Woodfire pizza is best

>> No.15664761

>>15658258
Because it looks like a fucking pie or tart and not a flat disk of dough with toppings on it you fuckhead retard no-brained niggermonkey.

>> No.15665334

Huh? Pezzo di merda!

>> No.15665591

>>15652648
>OOO NOOOO ME NO SPEEKEE ENGRISH ME WAN FIVE DORRA
shut up poor

>> No.15666014

Marzano Ray Romano!
Pizza Porcini Teeny Peeny Luigi!

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>>15663458

>> No.15666861

>>15665591
>amerimutt seething about europeans AGAIN
Lmao.

>> No.15666992

>>15659507
i think i would rather be born a chink than a mutt - the video is dystopian af and at least the chinksects have some decent food.

>> No.15667238

>>15663641
New Yorkers usually do banter. They must have been relentlessly taking the piss or something.

>> No.15668199

So the janny deleted >>15663641 but not >>15663458?

Why exactly?