Nutritionist says pizza is better for breakfast than most cereals.

[Anonymous No.15646062]

https://www.wbaltv.com/article/nutritionist-says-pizza-is-better-for-breakfast-than-most-cereals/27613136#

>What's better to eat for breakfast: pizza or cereal? Turns out, it's actually pizza.

The nutritionist said it's due to the large amount of sugar found in many cereals.

Pizza may have more fat, but it has less sugar. Thus, Chelsey Amer, MS, RDN, CDN tells "The Daily Meal," you'll have a better chance of avoiding a sugar crash later on. (http://citnutritionally.com/))

You may be surprised to find out that an average slice of pizza and a bowl of cereal with whole milk contain nearly the same amount of calories.

Amer, who is based in New York, adds that pizza also has more protein. Because of that, your appetite would be more satisfied, and you would be more likely to avoid snacking.

[Anonymous No.15646105]

>>15646062
Not sure if I'd want pizza for breakfast desu

[Anonymous No.15646108]

>>15646062
Cold Papa Murphy's gang

[Anonymous No.15646136]

>>15646062
I don't know who actually eats "cereal".
You're being jewed by a corporation that doesn't care if you die as long as they make a profit.

[Anonymous No.15646156]

>>15646105
Leftover pizza is best breakfast after full english

[Anonymous No.15646157]

>>15646062
I bet she's fat.

[Anonymous No.15646279]

>>15646062
I eat cereal because it tastes good and it takes seconds to prepare
I dont know what else to fix if Im too tired to cook

[Anonymous No.15646283]

>>15646136
Oats are fine but don't eat cold processed cereals for breakfast. Have a couple eggs and a slice of whole wheat bread ya nonce

[Anonymous No.15646309]

that's crazy that a complex dish is healthier for you than a food that's literally carbs and sugar

[Anonymous No.15646310]

I've already known this.

[Anonymous No.15646320]

>>15646062
I hate breakfast foods. I like to cook burgers and shit for breakfast. Before some European comes in here whining at me about how thats too heavy for morning food- I just wanna let you know, yes I'm American. Keep obsessing faggots.

[Anonymous No.15646335]

>>15646320
There’s nothing like a nice warm egg salad freshly made

[Anonymous No.15646346]

>>15646320
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.15646347]

I find it hard to believe that you could eat one slice of pizza and feel satisfied

but I don't eat breakfast anyway so I'm not sure if feeling full is the point

[Anonymous No.15646362]

>>15646320
Some european here
A burger is a perfectly valid breakfast food

[Anonymous No.15646376]

>>15646320
imagine the size of him!

[Anonymous No.15646450]

>>15646062
Woodfired pizza better than sugary cereals
USA! USA!

[Anonymous No.15646479]

>>15646062
pizza has the same nutritional content as a cheese sandwich. Cheese is one of the most protein dense foods.
Duh, of course it's better than cereal.

[Anonymous No.15646484]

>>15646320
standardized breakfast is more of an american thing than european
I mostly ate leftovers from last dinner in my family

[Anonymous No.15646498]

There's sugarless cereal, or at least types with very little. Not sure why people seem to think that "cereal" includes only the super sugary ones.

[Anonymous No.15646500]

>>15646498
Because that tastes like cardboard and nobody eats it

[Anonymous No.15646502]

>>15646498
It's a clickbait news article, there was zero chance of it saying anything of substance to begin with

[Anonymous No.15646515]

>>15646062
well, I know what I'm doing this morning.

[Anonymous No.15646522]

>>15646335
>egg
fuck yeah
>egg salad
fucking gross

[Anonymous No.15646529]

>>15646157
Why? She's anti-cereal.

[Anonymous No.15646530]

>>15646502
has politics made you that lazy and wrong

[Anonymous No.15646543]

>>15646530
What the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.15646548]

>>15646498
I read these comics as a kid and I specifically remember always wanting sugary cereal because of this strip. I was Calvin, but now I'm Hobbes.

[Anonymous No.15646604]

Isnt the sugar needed to beat the energy gap?

[Anonymous No.15646631]

>DINNER FOR BREAKFAST

[Anonymous No.15646648]

>>15646631
you posted it again!
dude it's epic!

[Anonymous No.15646716]

>>15646062
Absolutely based

The problem, though, is that the fat in the pizza would fur up your arteries over time, if you had it every day

[Anonymous No.15646718]

>>15646136
>>15646283
Nothing wrong with corn flakes

[Anonymous No.15646720]

>>15646320
>mentioning Europe out of nowhere when nobody else mentioned it
Imagine being this obsessed.

[Anonymous No.15646733]

>>15646157
Nope. And she's absolutely right, sugar is terrible for you and it's an awful way to start your day.

[Anonymous No.15646738]

>>15646631
Food is food, who fucking cares about labels? I eat steak and eggs for breakfast, who's gonna fucking stop me?

[Anonymous No.15646745]

>>15646062
This is one pizza slice though, not an actual pizza.

[Anonymous No.15646749]

>>15646136
I just ate a bowl of Grape Nuts so go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.15646750]

>>15646062
The cafeteria at the business campus I used to work at offered breakfast pizza on whole grain crust with egg whites and turkey sausage. Was pretty good. Plus it counted as a 'fit' option so it was subsidized by the company and every four punches on your 'fit' card yielded a free 'fit' meal.

[Anonymous No.15646759]

Sweet. I ate cheese and crackers this morning, and that’s basically Italian “”””pizza””””

[Anonymous No.15646793]

>>15646320
Obsessed.

[Anonymous No.15646813]

>>15646759
But the article is actually talking about New York-style American pizza, not Italian pizza.

[Anonymous No.15646819]

>>15646062
That’s because most cereals are worse for you than eating literally nothing

[Anonymous No.15646823]

>>15646750
Your workplace sounds miserable

[Anonymous No.15646826]

>>15646823
At least he works.

[Anonymous No.15646834]

>>15646823
>cafeteria
>subsidized food
>free food
>sounds miserable
You have an odd definition of miserable.

[Anonymous No.15646840]

>>15646062
What kind of mouthbreathing moron eats packaged cereal for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.15646841]

teleports behind you
(yes it tastes good, no I'm not doing keto. I just was looking for more protein in diet.)

[Anonymous No.15646852]

>>15646841
>plant protein
>processed food
Sounds kind of soy to me.

[Anonymous No.15646855]

>>15646852
actually lentil protien is the main ingredient

[Anonymous No.15646929]

>>15646136
It's good over ice cream.
>>15646279
Eggs, or yogurt. Fage with frozen blueberries can be had for less than $2 a serving, assuming you don't use Costco or shop sales.
>>15646347
She's just trying to express that eating most cereals is really no better than eating gummy bears.
>>15646750
California?
>>15646841
>lentil protein
Not bad, but 63 calories are from fat, and 48 calories are from protein. That's low carb, but not keto. Keto is 70-80% of your calories coming from fat. Keto is detrimental to everyone except the epileptics it was meant to help. Low carb, is decent, though. Grains are fillers and should not be regularly eaten. Also, sweeteners like allulose just keep you addicted to sweetness.

[Anonymous No.15646967]

>>15646929
Keto is also great for people who are fat. Since putting your body in a state of ketosis encourages fat burning.

I agree with the sweetener thing. I feel like artificial sweeteners are like vaping where sugar is smoking.

[Anonymous No.15646970]

>>15646733
pizza is also terrible for you and an awful way to start your day. cereal being bad doesn't make it any different. it's just clickbait bullshit

[Anonymous No.15646987]

>>15646970
Pizza is a bit high carb, yeah, but if we're talking relatively it's better than sugary cereal or even syrupy pancakes.

[Anonymous No.15647014]

>>15646987
no shit. it's also healthier than drinking a 2 liter of coke for breakfast. none of that shit is healthy

[Anonymous No.15647018]

>>15646062
is this about breakfast pizza for breakfast, or dinner pizza for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.15647039]

>>15647018
It's about eating a normal slice of cheese or pepperoni pizza you would get at a pizza shop for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.15647073]

>>15646062
Based. Fuck cereal.
>t. former cereal eater and fatty (lost 80 lbs)

[Anonymous No.15647075]

nutritionists aren't real dieticians, they merely hold an unregulated and unaccredited certification

[Anonymous No.15647120]

>>15646062
Even healthier would be eggs

>protein is necessary for good health
>protein makes you feel full
>doesn't have junk sugar
>doesn't have the high amount of fat found in pizza
>doesn't have the carbs found in pizza, which make you fat

[Anonymous No.15647135]

>>15646498
>white things getting brown over time
>ugh
Is Calvin and Hobbes red pilled?

[Anonymous No.15647146]

>>15647075
She's right though, most breakfast cereals are just refined grains with sugar added to them.

[Anonymous No.15647180]

>>15646062
That's because most cereals are garbage, not because pizza is a great breakfast.

A carb coated in cheese and tomato sauce is less bad for you than a carb coated in sugar.

[Anonymous No.15647201]

>>15647146
she's a fat nutritionist
stop eating sugar beetus smacks and eat healthier cereals
pizza is definitely not healthier than oats and whole grains, regardless of this NON-DIETICIAN beetuswhale's shitty uneducated opinion

[Anonymous No.15647244]

>>15646823
They also had treadmill rooms where you could walk and hook your laptop up to work.
>>15646929
>California
Texas actually but the company is HQ'ed out of Massachusetts.

[Anonymous No.15647246]

>>15647201
She's not even fat: >>15646733

[Anonymous No.15647263]

>>15647201
She said most cereals, not all cereals like oatmeal. Most cereals are just refined grains with sugar added to them.

[Anonymous No.15647297]

>>15646522
Braindead take

[Anonymous No.15647302]

>>15647246
she wrote the article, the "nutritionist", again, is not an accredited or official certification

[Anonymous No.15647317]

>>15646156
This. Leftover cold pizza is amazing for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.15647320]

>>15647302
I didn't dispute that, I only disputed you calling her fat because she clearly is not and you're just trying to sling baseless personal insults unnecessarily.

[Anonymous No.15647323]

That's like a garbage man advising you on politics. You've got really no fucking clue whether or not they're qualified.

[Anonymous No.15647327]

>>15647297
good one

[Anonymous No.15647361]

>>15646062
Of course. Cheese and tomoto is better than sugar

[Anonymous No.15647367]

>>15647120
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[Anonymous No.15647371]

>>15647323
>Nutritionist telling you which foods are good for you

???????????

[Anonymous No.15647373]

>>15646498
Why the fuck would you pay for sugarless cereal when you could just make toast.

[Anonymous No.15647384]

>>15647371
Nutritionist isn't a regulated title or profession. Your dumb ass could literally call yourself one but that doesn't make you qualified. Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.15647421]

>Having breakfast
NGMI

[Anonymous No.15647439]

>>15647384
Nigga I'm just saying your analogy is really fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.15647512]

Whateverist says crap.
Dumb people:"hurr hurr moar intelligant tan Religious fAgS hurr durr ooooooooo"
This is what makes me wanna nuke the entire human population.

[Anonymous No.15647560]

>>15647075
>>15647201
>>15647302
>>15647384
She's a certified dietician, you fucking retard.

>M.S. Clinical Nutrition, New York University
>Registered Dietitian Nutritionist, Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics

[Anonymous No.15647578]

>>15647367
Healthy breakfasts is literally the subject of the thread, retard.

[Anonymous No.15647591]

>>15647560
>New York University

Kill yourself shipster

[Anonymous No.15647615]

>>15646320
phenomenal bait

[Anonymous No.15647655]

>>15646156
and a pint too right?

[Anonymous No.15647726]

Bros I'm gonna...

[Anonymous No.15647732]

I think its good to have a little sugar in the cereal as something to give you more immediate energy for the day

[Anonymous No.15647744]

>>15646320
>I hate breakfast foods. I like to cook burgers and shit for breakfast. Before some European comes in here whining at me about how thats too heavy for morning food- I just wanna let you know, yes I'm American. Keep obsessing faggots.

[Anonymous No.15647760]

>>15646062
Is this nutritionist the same as the "experts" who release bullshit information to us in these articles as well?

[Anonymous No.15647762]

>>15647726
>protein
>flapjack and waffle
Flapjacks and waffles are still carb foods, pass

For me, it's eggs: >>15647120

[Anonymous No.15647770]

>>15646157
most cereals are literally 1/3rd sugar by weight, with absolutely no protein to speak of unless you specifically go for the cereals that have it
a chicken breast would be even better than pizza, but if it was pizza or cereal, pizza wins every time

[Anonymous No.15647781]

>>15646718
This. Corn flakes is the best cereal

[Anonymous No.15647782]

>>15647014
not everyone gets a pepperoni grease disk from little ceasars
you can actually make your own pizza at home with proper ingredients and toppings

[Anonymous No.15647805]

>>15646062
Which cereal? Because Cocoa Pops yeah no shit that's bad for you but not every cereal is Sugar Tits.

[Anonymous No.15647851]

>>15646062
>nutritionist
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/dietitian-vs-nutritionist
But yeah they aren't wrong about the sugar.

[Anonymous No.15647863]

>>15647120
Are you also 37 year old white woman on her 5th juice cleanse?
> carbs make you fat
Yeah if you're a turbo retard who can't balance a diet literally heart attack yourself

[Anonymous No.15647867]

>>15647851
She's a dietitian, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.15647880]

>>15647863
Lmao, seethe like mad, retard.

[Anonymous No.15647892]

>>15646320
yes it was already obvious that americans don't care they're obese

[Anonymous No.15647909]

>>15647851
Her certifications include RDN, which is a Registered Dietician Nutritionist. Someone with an RDN is a legally-protected Dietician with the exact same education and training as an RD, just with a slightly different title.

[Anonymous No.15647914]

>>15646062
I eat pizza for breakfast pretty often.

[Anonymous No.15647925]

>>15647560
>nutritionist
o i m laffin pizzacuck

[Anonymous No.15647927]

>>15647560
>Dietetics
is this a new word?

[Anonymous No.15647933]

>>15647782
LC's ingredients don't make a difference. a large pizza is still 1800-2200 calories.

[Anonymous No.15647937]

[Anonymous No.15647939]

>>15647933
Calories don't determine health, retard.

[Anonymous No.15647940]

I unironically fucking love cold pizza, especially on a day where I'm day drinking.

[Anonymous No.15647996]

>>15646320
Me too. I'm generally not a fan of dairy even though I can eat it just fine. My favorite breakfast food is a small serving of bacon.

[Anonymous No.15648015]

>>15647939
their dough is flour water salt yeast with a bit of oil. it's not some magic formula. tomato sauce is tomato sauce. cheese is cheese. the proportions differ some between pizzas but nutrition doesn't

[Anonymous No.15648028]

>>15646062
> not eating just fruit for breakfast
ngmi

[Anonymous No.15648042]

>>15648015
Little Caesar's crust and sauce have a lot more sugar than homemade equivalents. You can even taste it.

[Anonymous No.15648054]

all the media says is pizza and sugary cereals
I just grew up eating cold oats with milk, and I still like it today

[Anonymous No.15648056]

>>15646136
>You're being jewed by a corporation that doesn't care if you die as long as they make a profit
you say that as if it’s not true for all industries. Name one that (((they))) aren’t a part of

[Anonymous No.15648060]

>>15646320
put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.15648072]

>>15647302
Isn't this similar to Chiropractors vs Physical Therapist?

[Anonymous No.15648112]

>>15648072
Yes, though chiropractors are worse because they ARE legally-protected even though chiropractic is a literal pseudoscience based on the bullshit that is "subluxation," which is the idea that tiny, sometimes invisible misalignments in the spine can cause illness throughout the body and can only be corrected by cracking and yanking on the spine and other sensitive joints. Worst case with a nutritionist, you eat a suboptimal diet and maybe need to change it later on. Worst case with a chiropractor, you can be paralyzed for life.

[Anonymous No.15648119]

>>15646062
I love pizza

[Anonymous No.15648121]

>>15647925
>>15647927
Imagine being this retarded.

[Anonymous No.15648151]

>>15647120
big egg shills on this board

[Anonymous No.15648170]

>>15647726
these have a shit protein source in them, notice on the nutritional label it doesn't give you a % for protein. It's because the one they use doesn't get absorbed very well.

[Anonymous No.15648179]

>>15648112
Why is it only in America that Chiropractors are taken seriously? I heard that other countries call them quacks. Some people swear that it works, but there's hardly any evidence of it working. I remember someone stating they were studying neurology in medical school and that Chiropractors are all wrong, and someone defending the practice said that's what the pharmaceutical industry wants you to think.

[Anonymous No.15648190]

>>15648112
I think I read once that some people have died from chiropractic.

[Anonymous No.15648193]

>>15648015
do you somehow think tomatoes, cheese and wheat dough possess no nutritional value?
do you think that's the only thing that can go on a pizza?

[Anonymous No.15648199]

>>15648151
Leave them if you want, more eggs for me.

[Anonymous No.15648239]

>>15648179
>Why is it only in America that Chiropractors are taken seriously?
Sufficient government lobbying long ago to make a degree as a Doctor of Chiropractic officially recognized. After that it's just an appeal to authority that carries forward forever, they're legitimized by their governmental recognition even though if you look into what chiropractic actually is you can see it's straight fucking quackery. Yes, you can feel better after visiting a chiropractor, but mainly in the same ways that your hands feel better after you crack your knuckles or your knees feel better when they pop as you stand up, except they're fucking around with your spine and neck and can kill you. It's like a riskier version of using a massage to feel better.

[Anonymous No.15648356]

>>15648042
it doesn't have all that much. believe me I make my own. most pizza is pretty unhealthy in general but I know how to make ones that are 3500 calories

[Anonymous No.15648398]

>>15646062
People who start threads with a YouTube video, tweet, or news article deserve to be banned

[Anonymous No.15648399]

>>15646929
>Keto is 70-80% of your calories coming from fat.
Lolno. Keto just means that you should eat less than about 20g of carbs per day.

[Anonymous No.15648452]

the healthiest breakfast comes from the sea

[Anonymous No.15648512]

>>15648452
Holy shit was she eating things that were still alive? She should not do that. I'm going to complain to youtube.

[Anonymous No.15648586]

i don't eat breakfast

[Anonymous No.15648617]

>>15648399
Noan that's low carb. Keto is high fat, low carb.

[Anonymous No.15648631]

>>15648452
There is something so soulless about chinks eating. Like watching an insect eating another insect.

[Anonymous No.15648679]

>You may be surprised to find out that an average slice of pizza and a bowl of cereal with whole milk contain nearly the same amount of calories.
what's this dumb bitch talking about
a small bowl of sugary cereal filled to the brim with enough whole milk to cover it 80% of the way is easily 500-600 calories
a slice from a large pepperoni pizza (the average by any metric) is 275 calories

[Anonymous No.15648681]

>>15646320
>Before some European comes in here whining at me
>I'm gonna whine piss and moan about them

[Anonymous No.15649442]

>>15648681
This. Why are some Americans on /ck/ absolutely obsessed with Europeans?

[Anonymous No.15649551]

if you think about what each is made out of its honestly a no shit sherlock type deal

[Anonymous No.15649569]

>>15646733
She cute

[Anonymous No.15650310]

a dietitian is someone who went to college to study nutrition
a nutritionist is literally anyone

[Anonymous No.15650432]

>>15648681
>>15649442
>implying
if he didn't say that it would be 30 replies of
>do americans really?
because thats a not insignificant amount of posts on /ck/

[Anonymous No.15650451]

>>15646749
time to watch matlock?

[Anonymous No.15650457]

>>15647120
nutritionist didn't say pizza is a healthy breakfast....he/she said it's a healthier breakfast than most cereals. the point trying he/she was trying to make is that most cereals are bad for you. understand now?

[Anonymous No.15650725]

>>15646136
I love eating cereal for dessert
Plenty of sugar without being too sweet

[Anonymous No.15650751]

>>15646062
They're not wrong. It's not that pizza is good for you, it's that the average cereal is just really bad.

[Anonymous No.15650814]

>>15650310
Only in your dreams, retard.

[Anonymous No.15651110]

>>15647135

[Anonymous No.15651118]

>>15646156
Yup. Great with coffee

[Anonymous No.15651466]

>>15646062
>Having anything other than coffee before lunch

[Anonymous No.15651544]

>>15646500
If you're just eating plain bran flakes and milk then yeah it's going to taste bland. Unsweetened muesli is pretty good though, the fruit and nuts makes it healthier and tastier. I like to add a little cinnamon with it too.

inb4 someone tries to say fruit is just as bad as pure sugar

[Anonymous No.15651575]

>>15648239
are you confusing chiropractors with a doctor of osteopathy?

[Anonymous No.15651600]

This confirms I have unlocked eternity through eating pizza 5 times a day. Blessed be the dominoes and Papa John's. Za for all!

[Anonymous No.15651659]

>>15647781
>>15646718
>corn flakes
I guess you are pro-circumcision too, right?

[Anonymous No.15651725]

>>15646320
I eat breakfast for dinner, top tier shit

[Anonymous No.15651976]

Would you eat this pizza?

[Anonymous No.15651984]

>>15651600
may I ask, do you only, exclusively eat pizza? and has there been a mini little documentary made about you?
>>15651976
yes >:l

[Anonymous No.15652041]

>>15646062
The best breakfasts come from Asia and Latin America anyways

[Anonymous No.15652047]

I normally have boiled eggs for breakfast, due to constantly being on the move but fuck me dude a slice of cold pizza in the morning is great.

[Anonymous No.15652396]

>>15646062
Its true. The meme that fat is bad needs to end already.

>hurr durrr i am low fat! i am healthy! wtf why am i 300 pounds still i dont eat fat so i shouldnt be fat ahhhhh!

Only fat thats bad for you is trans fat. And exceeding 30g of saturated fat a day. Pizza is good for you if its made with proper ingredients instead of industrial leftovers

[Anonymous No.15652486]

>>15648452
What is wrong with those disgusting soulless fucking bug people and their absolutely wretched eating habits. No wonder every major pandemic recorded in human history originates in that fucking shithole part of the world.

[Anonymous No.15652492]

>>15646530
>%DV instead of just %
What the fuck, even when you use a proper unit of measurement you find a way to make it retarded

[Anonymous No.15652584]

>>15652486
There are people who torture animals in every race, you're just a racist piece of shit looking for an excuse to justify your racism.

[Anonymous No.15652609]

>>15646738
>who's gonna fucking stop me
Probably your heart.

[Anonymous No.15652613]

>>15652609
Why would eggs and steak cause his heart to stop him?

[Anonymous No.15652806]

>>15650725
I do this too. Cookie crisp for me

[Anonymous No.15652813]

>>15651544
It is. The only fruit I eat is pumpkin puree

[Anonymous No.15652995]

>>15646320
Based but you have become what you hate.

[Anonymous No.15653987]

>>15650432
Nah, he's just obsessed with foreigners.

[Anonymous No.15653997]

>>15646062
>piss is better than shit

[Anonymous No.15654007]

>>15646062
this sounds like a nutritionist got lazy and depressed from being in quarantine and decided to justify eating the pizza she ordered for dinner and ate cold the next morning as healthy breakfast food.

[Anonymous No.15654013]

>>15646062
>Carbs is better than Carbs
????

[Anonymous No.15654019]

>>15646733
the only thing I trust her to do is suck a mean dick

[Anonymous No.15654028]

the only person i know who eats breakfast pizza is morbidly obese

[Anonymous No.15654037]

>>15654013
Pizza has less sugar and more protein (due to the cheese). And it has veg too (tomato). So I can sort of see where they're coming from.

[Anonymous No.15654058]

>>15646156
oh no it's bri'tish

[Anonymous No.15654082]

>>15654037
Just eat a high protein cereal that is low sugar. It's not like you're forced to eat frosted flakes with 23g of sugar per serving.

[Anonymous No.15654091]

>>15654013
>he puts rice and pasta as a topping in his pizza and no cheese or meat or other non-carb toppings
You are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15654101]

>>15654082
We are talking about the regular cereal what people eat. Like in the OP. Not what the poster eats. Try to keep up.

[Anonymous No.15654107]

>>15653997
>>15654007
found the fat fucks
There's nothing wrong with having pizza for breakfast, try not being obese

[Anonymous No.15654116]

>>15646310
ask me how I know that your penis is 3 feet long

[Anonymous No.15654406]

>>15646320
You are 100% correct, and a master of bait.
>t. european

[Anonymous No.15654557]

I've always hated the idea of breakfast food anyway. It's breakfast time so I MUST have cereal, egg, bacon, toast? Fuck off. Just fucking eat whatever you want. Cunt.

[Anonymous No.15654599]

>>15654058
>uses an apostrophe
>doesn't omit any letters

[Anonymous No.15654626]

>>15654599
I fucking h8te when people do that.

[Anonymous No.15654632]

>>15646062
Is nutrition a meme degree? My friend is studying to become a nutritionist and I support him you know, but I’m also worried that he won’t find a job

[Anonymous No.15654664]

>>15654632
In short, yes. Nutritionists are the "life coach" of the diet world. He should be studying dietetics with a goal of becoming a Registered Dietician.

[Anonymous No.15654684]

>>15648239
same is true for homeopathy

[Anonymous No.15654712]

pizza is mostly carbs with some toppings which is ideal breakfast for someone with a physically demanding job

problem is i want pizza for dinner

[Anonymous No.15654759]

>>15646062
>an average slice of pizza and a bowl of cereal with whole milk contain nearly the same amount of calories.
yeah but who the fuck eats just one slice of pizza at a time?

fucking hate "nutritionists", retarded fucking retard retards, the whole retarded lot of them.

[Anonymous No.15654773]

>>15654759
>yeah but who the fuck eats just one slice of pizza at a time?
Considering she's in New York and probably basing all of that on a New York slice, lots of people.

[Anonymous No.15654776]

>>15651976
Fuck no it looks like shit. Looks like it was made on a big piece of thin-ass quesadilla bread.

[Anonymous No.15654912]

>>15654626
>deliberately does the same sort of thing again

[Anonymous No.15655123]

>>15654912
>again
I wasn't even the first poster.

[Anonymous No.15655233]

>>15655123
You're still repeating the same phenomenon.

[Anonymous No.15655377]

>>15655233
That's the joke, m80tey

[Anonymous No.15656208]

>>15655377
Poor joke.

[Anonymous No.15656815]

>>15646062
shouldn't eat either daily for breakfast but the only thing with a little bit of fat soluble vitamins is the cheese from the pizza or the milk with the cereal
so might as well just eat the milk and cheese if youre going to pretend to be concerned about empty carbs

[Anonymous No.15656832]

>>15646062
>wants you to be unhealthy
>natalie newport
every single time

[Anonymous No.15656864]

>>15646062
>tfw live in soviet socialistic hell hole finland
>all pizza is niggers
>expect expensive which doesnt even have more taste cos people "like" bland shit
>most fastfood joints manned by several of the most annoying kids and teenagers

[Anonymous No.15656889]

>>15646733
She thigg

[Anonymous No.15656895]

>>15654759
lol, for breakfast one slice is fine

[Anonymous No.15656927]

>>15656832
What are you implying? Normally with such a post I'd assume you're being antisemitic, but is "Newport" a Jewish name?

[Anonymous No.15656948]

>>15656927
How is that anitsemitic?

[Anonymous No.15657057]

>>15656948
"Every single time" is a phrase that is often used in an antisemitic context on 4chan.

Someone will quote something that a Jewish person said (something perceived to be negative), then state their Jewish name, and then say "every single time".

The implication of course being that Jews are always responsible for bad things. Thus being an example of antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.15657073]

>>15657057
Throughout all your plebbit spacing and npc-babble you never mentioned how it was anti-semitic.

[Anonymous No.15658594]

>>15657073
I explained precisely the antisemitic connotations of the phrase, you moronic fucking dolt.

>plebbit spacing
Exactly how new are you, you moronic fucking dolt?

[Anonymous No.15658658]

>>15658594
Note how your example puts more than one sentence before each double line break.

[Anonymous No.15658677]

>>15658658
There's no difference you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.15658700]

I've heard positivity about skipping breakfast entirely since fasting is good for you. If you ever looked at glycemic index of foods cereals were shown to be higher than pure sugar, I've always considered cereals as candy anyways.

Jordan peterson suggested fat/protein rich breakfast.
I've found porridge with butter to be pretty good way to survive.

I'm pretty sure all nutritionists knew that sugar is bad before 2021 so I dont get the timing of the article

[Anonymous No.15658708]

>>15658677
>short paragraphs vs a line break every single sentence
>There's no difference you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.15658713]

>>15658708
There's no difference you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.15658723]

>>15658713
Maybe go back to second grade English class and learn about paragraphs.

[Anonymous No.15658738]

>>15658723
Reddit spacing isn't a thing newfag. Only newfags from 2016 onwards started to calling it a thing you newfag.

NPC isn't a thing as well you fucking poledditor. Only polidiots tried to make it a thing. Just like redditspacing.

[Anonymous No.15658751]

>>15658738
>NPC isn't a thing as well you fucking poledditor.
Now you're just adding in things I never said. Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.15658776]

>>15648452
Octopus is fucking delicious but I feel like eating such huge quantities of it uncooked (and likely unseasoned) is just a waste of good meat.
Octopuses are very smart, we should only eat them for necessary sustenance, not to put on some kind of "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" freak show.
Also anyone who legitimately enjoys watching those asian (or even cringier, non-asian) "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" mass-eating freak shows needs to be courteously removed from the genepool. With a bullet.

[Anonymous No.15658788]

>>15651976
If it's made on a tortilla, is it really pizza?
Looks like you could just roll it up and eat it like a taco/burrito. Seems convenient.

[Anonymous No.15658799]

>>15646320
>Americans really do eat cheeseburgers for breakfast

[Anonymous No.15658809]

>>15658723
You're a fucking moron of the highest order.

[Anonymous No.15658990]

>>15656815
>shouldn't eat either daily for breakfast
Why not?

[Anonymous No.15658992]

>>15658700
>Jordan peterson suggested

[Anonymous No.15659024]

>>15658809
Damn, you're really seething over this.

[Anonymous No.15659034]

>>15646156
English breakfast is disgusting with no finesse. Just morbid fat and salt.

[Bsn !!mZY1QnL8zTF No.15659151]

>>15646108
I love cold pizza

[Anonymous No.15659224]

>>15659034
>extremely popular foods are disgusting
Cope.

[Anonymous No.15659292]

>>15659024
Nope, but you are. Fucking moronic dolt.

[Anonymous No.15659319]

>>15659292
I'm just enjoying the show.

[Anonymous No.15659403]

>>15654107
>he eats pizza for breakfast
>i'm the fat one
nice bit of projecting mate

[Anonymous No.15659902]

>>15659319
You're a seething moron you fucking dolt.

[Anonymous No.15659921]

>>15659902
lol you just keep coming back. Is this what free rent is like?

[Anonymous No.15659968]

>BREAKING NEWS: NUTRITIONIST READS AND COMPARES NUTRITION LABELS

Is this actually surprising anyone? Do we actually need professionals to read the side of the box for us?

[Anonymous No.15659988]

>carbs

[Anonymous No.15659996]

>>15646320
BASED

[Anonymous No.15660003]

>>15659988
lardass

[Anonymous No.15660004]

>noooooo you have to eat the carbs goy

[Anonymous No.15660020]

>>15659403
>eating a specific food at a certain time of the day makes you overweight
>needing to cut foods entirely out of your diet because human portions are impossible to imagine
Yeah, like I said, a fucking lardass.
Those of us who know what CICO is don't need to cut foods out of our diet.

[Anonymous No.15660031]

Except don did think about him and at one point he was quite obsessed. He even stole some of his work

[Anonymous No.15660041]

I watched a documentary about this nerd who ate nothing but cheese pizza for years. They took him to a doctor who told him he was more or less just as healthy as an average dude. I wish I could remember what it was called.

[Anonymous No.15660138]

>>15659921
>person who keeps coming back says "NO YOU KEEP COMING BACK"
Seething fucking moron. Good to see I'm living rent free in your head.

[Anonymous No.15660144]

>>15659996
>literally being OBSESSED with foreigners
Imagine being this pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15660146]

>>15660138
I just have this thread in the thread watcher and click on it when I see new posts so I can get a good laugh at your autistic seething. Puts a smile on my face every time.

[Anonymous No.15660155]

>>15660138
>>15660144
>>15660146

are you faggots going to start making out

[Anonymous No.15660165]

>>15660041
That dude is from my hometown, pretty sure they did a My Strange Addiction on it

[Anonymous No.15660170]

>>15660155
God, I hope so.

[Anonymous No.15660313]

>>15660146
>I just have this thread in the thread watcher
Because you're a seething moron. I'm laughing at your patheticness.

[Anonymous No.15660341]

>>15660313
I put all threads I reply to in the thread watcher. Thanks for your posts, I genuinely smile every time I see one.

[Anonymous No.15660364]

>>15646320
i really hate to agree with the euro-baiting guy but i also do this, i can't stand the idea that american breakfast is all sugary shit. i always just eat whatever leftovers are easiest to reheat.

[Anonymous No.15660367]

>>15646062
This only applies to sugar addicted plebs. Weetabix is good

[Anonymous No.15660493]

>>15646062
the cereal for breakfast campaign was a product of an overproduction of wheat, milk, and sugar
so yes, pretty much anything with protein, fat, or vegetable matter is better

[Anonymous No.15660571]

>>15660341
You're pathetic. You can't stop posting because you're a seething pathetic sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.15660600]

>>15660571
You've really brightened up my day today and made it a lot easier to get through work.

[Anonymous No.15660699]

>>15660600
>I-I'M N-NOT S-SEETHING!!!

[Anonymous No.15660721]

>>15660699
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.15660736]

>>15660721
You're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15660863]

>>15660736
No, I'm rubber.

[Anonymous No.15661072]

>>15646105
cold pizza is the one true breakfast of champions you goon

[Anonymous No.15661256]

>>15660863
No, you're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15661299]

>>15661256
No, I'm definitely rubber, and I know you're glue. I can tell because everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

[Anonymous No.15661411]

>>15646279
Maybe you're too tired to cook because you eat cereal for breakfast.

?

[Anonymous No.15661428]

>>15646136
I eat weetbix but that’s only when I’m not bothered making something else

[Anonymous No.15661552]

>>15650432
Are Americans really so bothered by those posts that they're now going to pre-emptively reply to them?:

[Anonymous No.15661710]

>only eating one slice of pizza for any meal
Dumbass roastie.

[Anonymous No.15661746]

>>15646062
>serving size 3/4 cups
>15g added sugar per serving
Most cereal is hella unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.15661753]

>>15661710
>eating more food than you need because it tastes good
Dumbass fatty.

[Anonymous No.15661769]

>>15649442
It's an objective fact that the euros on this board are obsessed with Americans. Very reasonable and likely that they will start complaining about us regardless of the thread topic.

[Anonymous No.15661775]

>>15661769
reasonable to expect*

[Anonymous No.15661917]

>>15661299
You're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15661945]

>>15661917
Is that all you have left to say? Come on, man, it still gives me a light chuckle but you could put in more effort for entertainment value.

[Anonymous No.15662042]

>>15661945
You're literally pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15662103]

>>15646320
>false-flagging just to get some (You)s
Do Europeans really

[Anonymous No.15662358]

>>15662042
That's a start.

[Anonymous No.15662476]

>>15662358
Are you the same guy who was so new that he didn't know paragraph spacing has been used here for forever? Or are you just some other random seething loser?

[Anonymous No.15662526]

>>15662476
I'll leave you to be the judge of my identity since you like thinking about me so much.

[Anonymous No.15662547]

Cereal has always been a dessert for me.

I dare you to eat a bowl of captain crunch with whole milk and tell me it isn't and indulgent sweet

[Anonymous No.15662561]

>>15647120
For me, it's scrambled eggs with a little milk that are slightly underdone when they leave the pan

[Anonymous No.15662566]

>>15648452
Imagine if she ate your ass with the same amount of gusto she eats living animals

[Anonymous No.15662583]

>>15658723
A paragraph can be a single sentence. It sounds to me like you never took English.

[Anonymous No.15663505]

>>15651544
This is exactly my breakfast. I add pomegranate seeds I shell and portion out in advance when they're in season

[Anonymous No.15663515]

r/nottheonion material !

[Anonymous No.15664720]

You need the fibre that cereal provides. End of.

[Anonymous No.15664729]

>>15647937
Kek