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15620757 No.15620757 [Reply] [Original]

>people will eat faux meat made in a laboratory over just making a couple black bean smashburgers

>> No.15620764

hate to break it to you but most foods go through a laboratory. that's how food is processed and tested for safety.
fuck off back to Facebook qaren

>> No.15620781

>>15620764
>hate to break it to you but most foods go through a laboratory
Canned beans aren't made in a laboratory, but thanks for playing.

>> No.15620838

>>15620781
Canned beans likely went through nutritional analysis in a laboratory, and the seeds would have been modified in a laboratory unless you pay for non-GMO beans

>> No.15620848

>>15620757
I will do neither. And I love black beans.

>> No.15620853

>>15620838
>made
is the magic word in the OP you idiot trying to be intelligent

>> No.15620856

>>15620764
Do you think every single food item is laboratory tested? Comparable to if one member of your family got an Ivy league degree everyone related is a Harvard grad?

>> No.15620870

I like a good vegie patty from time to time, but ti definitely hits different than some impossible beef

>> No.15620881

>>15620757
I like black beans but I also like faux meat burgers, since they're more savory and juicy

>> No.15620883

>>15620757
Gibs recipe

>> No.15620887

>>15620757
>Black Bean burger
Sucks
>Lab "meat"
Sucks cock and tastes like shit

JUST LET ME EAT MY FUCKING RED MEAT I DON'T CARE IF THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET TURNS INTO A BURNING CINDER

>> No.15620888

>>15620838
Nice try retard but beans are still not made in a lab. Now fuck off

>> No.15620916

>>15620883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCnS-t-dh8g

>> No.15620927

>>15620870
>>15620881
You are a failure as a man.

>> No.15620940

>>15620887
You will not be alive to see humanity pull itself back from the brink of destruction.

>> No.15620944

>>15620916
Wow thats awesome thanks

>> No.15620947

>>15620940
Good, they'll probably be eating bugs or some dumb shit like that

>> No.15620948

>>15620940
No one will. You cannot sterilize humanity and save it.

>> No.15620957

>>15620927
>The section I choose to shop in the grocery store makes me more or less of a man

You're not some fucking manly barbarian killing a animals with your bare hands for meat. You shop for it just like vegans.

>> No.15620969

>>15620957
Wrong, I only eat Halal and I prefer to slaughter my own to make sure filthy chr*stian hands do not taint my food.

>> No.15620986

>>15620969
Holy fuck, based.

>> No.15621000

>>15620957
I hunt, trap, fish, forage and garden and could kill you with my bare hands. You would never speak to me that way in person and you would do well to remember it.

>> No.15621025

>>15621000
>le epic tough guy on the internet

>> No.15621029

>>15620888
I make my beans outside, turns out you can just keep replanting the beans you buy at the hardware store.love to do beans on a trellis and zucchinis underneath, did the full 3 sisters one year but corn is a bitch to grow in my yard. You all would be surprised how much beans you can harvest if you maximize your planting area

>> No.15621030

>>15620838
Wow, you're a moron.

>> No.15621031

>>15621025
Respect the trips, you weak faggot. I guarantee you do not go around running your mouth as such in real life.

>> No.15621036

>>15621031
You're the one who has been running his mouth ITT. Sounds like you're compensating.

>> No.15621065

>>15621036
What does "running his mouth" mean to you anon?
Because it usually implies writing a check your ass cannot cash.
I dare you to post body.

>> No.15621115

>>15621065
>I dare you to post body.
Find your own fap material, faggot.

>> No.15621329

>>15620916
>>15620944
The whole point of a smashburger is to get ragged edges that crisp up in the hot oil. With that in mind, this recipe is missing a key step: mix some roughly chopped beans in with your finely processed patty mixture. The finely processed beans will bind the patty together but the roughly chopped beans will provide more surface texture when the burger is smashed for better crisping.

>> No.15621364

>>15620757
It doesn't taste bad, but beans are still mostly starch and that ends up being unsatisfying since you're trying to replace something that has a lot more protein.

>> No.15622001

>>15620838
can confirm.
>t. work in a bean canning lab and my job is to genetically modify each bean one by one

>> No.15622032

>>15620757
I won't eat any of them.

Bean burgers are dry and gross.

>> No.15622050

>>15620883
>>15620916

COMPONENTS
>250 g slightly undercooked, drained black beans (Or 1 can of drained black beans)
>20 g bread crumbs
>3 g salt
>20 cranks black pepper
>2 g msg (optional)
>1/2 beaten egg
>A spoonful of cornstarch (optional)

METHOD
>Add the black beans and bread crumbs to a food processor and pulse a few times until lightly combined. If using canned black beans toast them in a pan or in the oven for 10 minutes to remove moisture. If you do not have a food processor, finely mince the beans by hand.

>Pour the bean mixture into a bowl and add 20 cranks of black pepper, 3 grams of salt, 2 grams of msg, and mix it together. Feel free to add other spices, herbs, onions, garlic, etc. - just don’t forget the salt!

>At this stage, it's still pretty mealy so we need to bind it with one beaten egg. I like to add about half to start, then add a spoonful of cornstarch. Mix this together until you can form a ball that sticks together. If it feels too wet, add a bit more bread crumbs, or if it's too dry add a little more beaten egg or water. Form into four roughly 65 gram balls. The mixture can be stored in the fridge for a couple of days whenever ready to cook.

>To cook, set a cast iron over high heat. Lay down a could bit of peanut oil or favorite high heat oil. Once hot, place the ball on the pan and a piece of parchment paper over top. Smash down with a metal spatula. Let the crust develop for 2-3 minutes then flip over. Add your cheese of choice to one patty and place the other one on top to let melt for 1-2 minutes.

>> No.15622054

>>15620757
>people
communists aren't people

>> No.15622058

ahahaha this niggas eatin beans

>> No.15622068

Impossible burger is more of a cookout flex

>> No.15622183

>>15620757
black beans are full of carbs, not the same nutrition as meat.

>> No.15622859
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>>15620757
Black beans taste like shit in almost every preparation.
>>15620856
>Comparable to if one member of your family got an Ivy league degree everyone related is a Harvard grad?
Do you not know how Quality Control works?
>>15621000
None of those things are remarkable in any way or involve any sort of physical skill beyond hand-eye coordination. Though at least you're not like the 'I'm an epic manly MEAT man vegetables are for WIMPS!!' faggets who think it's a testament to their masculinity to pick up a package of Tyson ground beef and frozen nuggies from the store

>> No.15623141

Black beans have their place, for instance, Feijoada.

>> No.15623255
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>>15620757
Can I use other types of beans or does it have to be black?

>> No.15625049

>>15620764
Yes, steaks are actually grown in giant cans not in cows.