/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15602218]

Ranch dressing is a terrible dipping sauce for pizza.

It's disappointing how many people say they like pizza but then cover the whole slice in ranch dressing. That's not liking pizza. It's just not. It's like saying you like steak and then covering it in ketchup. You might like the flavor combo but that's not the same as liking the individual articles.

[Anonymous No.15602228]

>>15602218
>You might like the flavor combo but that's not the same as liking the individual articles
imagine caring enough about this to get pissy about it

sage

[Anonymous No.15602233]

>>15602228
imagine caring enough and replying to a thread that makes you seethe.

>threatening to sage

also, read the rules kid.

[Anonymous No.15602235]

>You have SAUCE with your fries? You must not like fries

[Anonymous No.15602239]

>Americans eat sauce with their pizza
what the fuck is wrong with you fatasses

[Anonymous No.15602249]

>>15602239
obsessed

[Anonymous No.15602250]

>>15602233
god forbid I post in a thread on a website full of threads to be posted in, at I ain't the one crying about fuckin sauce

[Anonymous No.15602256]

>>15602249
>eat dog poo poo
>"dude youre eating dogshit"
USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.15602258]

People who do this disgust me. It’s always a certain type of person, too. Rats

[Anonymous No.15602301]

>>15602235
this but unironically
if you've drenched it in ketchup or mayo or gravy, it is now a different dish

[Anonymous No.15602304]

>>15602239
cringe
a little dip is nice
slathering it in ranch is not
my neighbours may have gross tastes but at least they can afford to eat whatever the fuck they want
watch your attitude, third worlder

[Anonymous No.15602307]

>>15602256
oh wow can you really not afford dipping sauce

[Anonymous No.15602311]

>>15602250
bitch shut up anyone with self respect is uncomfortable with those who drench their food in ranch
don't respond to me again

[Anonymous No.15602315]

>>15602304
>>15602307
>eat literal garbage
>"Y-YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT"

[Anonymous No.15602319]

>>15602315
nasty-ass buttermilk based sauce but yes at least they can fucking afford it
what's your excuse, you useless fucking faggot?

[Anonymous No.15602320]

>>15602315
also
>Americans eat garbage
and you don't, glass-house bitch?

[Anonymous No.15602325]

>>15602256
>>15602315
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.15602798]

>>15602218
Maybe you just eat shit ranch dressing

[Anonymous No.15603053]

>>15602218
I dip my crusts in it, but I don't put it directly on the pizza. If you do you're a fatass and bought shitty pizza

[Anonymous No.15603061]

>>15602218
This level of autism is impressive. I think God would like to see it, so kill yourself and show him.

[Anonymous No.15604090]

>>15603053
I'm both

[Anonymous No.15604205]

>>15602218
Just say you hate black people

[Anonymous No.15604225]

>>15604205
Black people don't like ranch, they put sugar on their pizza instead.

[Anonymous No.15604410]

It’s good for unseasoned crust

[Anonymous No.15605151]

Pizza crust dipped in ranch is God tier. Truly the white man's meal, niggers and shitskins need not apply.

[Anonymous No.15605968]

>>15602218
While I agree that if you need to dip fresh pizza in Ranch then their the pizza sucks or your taste buds suck, it's perfectly fine for subpar pizza or for pizza crust

[Anonymous No.15605990]

>>15602218
Ranch on pizza is delicious.

[Anonymous No.15606007]

>>15602218
wrong
>you might like the flavor combo but that's not the same as liking the individual articles
ok and? what's the problem here? it's fucking pizza, it's not like we're eating artisanal grilled meats or something

[Anonymous No.15606069]

>>15602218
Never was a fan but tried this about two weeks ago. Meh (seems like a lonely fat girl thing). Ranch is best with vegetables. Wanna jazz up pizza? Open a can of these bad boys. "Chovie heaven mon amie, 'chovie heaven."

[Anonymous No.15606597]

>>15606069
'Chovy.*

[Anonymous No.15607157]

>>15604225
liar liar

[Anonymous No.15607717]

>>15602218
>Ranch dressing is a terrible dipping sauce for pizza.

[Anonymous No.15607737]

>>15602218
I will eat what I want. I do not care about your opinion. Nice thread, loser.

[Anonymous No.15608132]

>>15602239
There's a sauce between the bread and cheese

[Anonymous No.15608154]

>>15608132
>having tomato sauce (not even all pizzas do this) as the base layer in moderate amounts is the same as dipping your pizza in a salad dressing

[Anonymous No.15608406]

>>15606069
Anchoies hon hon hon

[Anonymous No.15608441]

>>15608132
That's not nearly enough carbs and sugar to satisfy the insatiable appetite of the great American Blubbernaut, seen here feeding in its natural habitat.

[Anonymous No.15609953]

>>15602218
To be fair I don't enjoy ranch on pizza either. But I love to put a little in my mashed potatoes when I make then : )

[Anonymous No.15610076]

you know what's really good dipping sauce for pizza? Hot sauce or buffalo sauce. Elevates the flavor rather than stifling it like Raunchy Ranch does

[Anonymous No.15610110]

>>15602228
was acting like a faggot worth the ban

[Anonymous No.15610179]

>Pizza crust dipped in ranch is God tier. Truly the white man's meal, niggers and shitskins need not apply.

[Anonymous No.15610495]

>>15610179
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.15610691]

>>15602218
I make a chicken bacon ranch pizza (I make all my dough fresh and ferment up to 6 days in the fridge). Out of all the pizzas I make for family get togethers, it's by far the most universally loved and popular second closest is the sausage sicilian I make.

Basically I dice some tomatoes, fry up bacon and chop into smaller chunks, cut up grilled chicken that had marinated in Italian seasoning, and the order on the dough before cooking is ranch dressing sauce, then diced tomatoes, then mozzarella, then the chicken and bacon on top. Comes out 10/10 every time and it's delicious.

Now I wouldn't dip normal pizza in ranch dressing, since that's weird and I don't think I'd like to blend the flavor of regular pizza with tomato sauce as much, but I can say from experience that ranch dressing has its place on a pizza.

[Anonymous No.15610732]

>>15610076
>He doesn't just rub his crust along the bottom of the saucy wing tin like a turbo-chad

[Anonymous No.15610850]

>>15602218
There is an entire world of "salad" just waiting to disappoint you OP.

[Anonymous No.15611088]

>>15608441
>>15608154
It's not my fault you tastelets hate flavor

[Anonymous No.15611099]

>>15611088
I like the flavour of pizza.
>hurrr yu hate flavour unless you drench out the original flavour hurr

[Anonymous No.15611806]

>>15602218
>nooo not my ranch
>nooo not my mayo
>nooo not my ketchup
>only condiments and sauces that aren't popular enough to be sold in grocery stores are worthy to be put on food, I'm special and better!

[Anonymous No.15612073]

>>15610179
>Can't even respond to the proper post
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.15612086]

>>15602218
honey mustard is the true pizza dipper's choice.

[Anonymous No.15612352]

>>15602239
Literally everyone does you obsessed third worlder. I live in EU and everyone eats pizza with garlic sauce (white sauce)

[Anonymous No.15612818]

>>15612086
irrevocably, irreversibly based