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my little girl tells me she wants to get black bread. any tips on making these bad boys?

>> No.15600147

>>15600134
thumbnail looked like a truffle thread and I though /ck/ finally got some class. thanks for killing my hopes again OP.

>> No.15600149
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15600149

They don't even let us have white bread anymore. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15600150

>>15600134
damn just like skin black looks much uglier

>> No.15600151

>>15600147
Go eat a caviar loser

>> No.15600152

Buy black flour

>> No.15600154
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15600154

>>15600134
You trying to make squid ink bread?

>> No.15600156

>>15600134
>having kids
uh oh, retard alert!

>> No.15600158

>>15600134
*ahem*
she meant bred by blacks :)

>> No.15600159

>>15600134
food coloring

>> No.15600163

>>15600134
Your little girl sounds like she would do pretty well on my casting couch, NUDE.

Whore.

>> No.15600164

>>15600156
your dog won't bring you the same happiness as family, roastie

>> No.15600168

>>15600163
Bro he said little girl
Are you a pedophile?!

>> No.15600170

>>15600151
Just one?

>> No.15600177

>>15600134
I’m sure she’s been talking about a nice ‘black bread crust’ or bbc somewhat often recently, hm?

>> No.15600182

>>15600170
Eat as many as you want fatass

>> No.15600192

>>15600168
Oh I didn't realise that. Sorry.

I thought he said TODDLER. Heil Dirlewanger.

>> No.15600194
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15600194

>>15600156
>crotch spawns

>> No.15600201

>>15600134
Russian "black bread" is just a more robust and delicious recipe for a type of rye or pumperknickel.
Start here to get one with the proper amount of seeds: https://smittenkitchen.com/2009/04/black-bread/

>> No.15600202

>>15600164
nice conjecture, but you’re still a retard for having children

>> No.15600207

>>15600156
Disgusting faggot scum.

>> No.15600210

>>15600194
>wojaknigger
die

>> No.15600219

>>15600207
>projection
retard

>> No.15600235

>>15600210
Damnnnn you said nigger u so edgyyyyyyy

>> No.15600300

>>15600235
>defending wojakposters

>> No.15600305

>>15600300
I'm the guy who posted the jak actually

>> No.15600455

Yo little girl gonna get plenty of black BRED WHITE BOI

>> No.15600888

>>15600455
Yes, that was the joke. Thanks, OP.

>> No.15601093

Take a shit in your hand and smear it on her face. NEVER take orders from a toddler

>> No.15601131

>>15600305
Yeah, you posted jack alright. As in, in terms of the value of your post, I would say it was jack!

>> No.15601508

>>15601131
LOL!

>> No.15602178

Food safe charcoal

>> No.15602187
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15602187

>>15600134
> get black bread.
watch out, this is a dogwhistle for qanon conspiracy theorists, don't let her go down that long and dark rabbithole

>> No.15602192

Make white bread but use black dye to fuck with people

>> No.15602212

>>15600134
how old is she? She may appreciate it if you also prepared her some dark meat along with the black bread.

>> No.15602412

>>15600149
OK I laugh

>> No.15602559

>>15600134
Just make normal bread, but skip the white food colouring

>> No.15602562

>>15600168
all whores start learning how to whore when theyre little girls. whats your point?

>> No.15602577

>>15602559
Cute.