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15593692 No.15593692 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever seen a food that defies all explanation? That just doesn't make sense and makes you confused?

>> No.15593703
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Tiger nut flour, cassava starch, eggs, high oleic sunflower oil, coconut flour.

All the things every caveman could get at his local caveman grocery store.

>> No.15593714
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almond "milk"

>> No.15593721

Apparently "Nut Juice" didn't test well.

>> No.15593726
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vegans making plants look like meat.

>> No.15593735
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things that would NEVER have gluten in them, marked gluten free.

>> No.15593737

Yo why is my sausage in that package?

>> No.15593747

I kind of get this, because retard fad chasers don't even know what a gluten is.

>> No.15593755

that might be because a lot of meat has an added solution that could potentially contain gluten

>> No.15593759

like what?

>> No.15593764

why would brine contain wheat?

>> No.15593766

Not to mention paleo is a stupid diet to begin with.

>> No.15593774

There was a fad a couple years ago where idiots would open a bag of chips, dump some meat and cheese inside, and call it "walking tacos"

that's not tacos, that's nachos with extra steps.

>> No.15593785

here is a list of allowed additives in meat:

no gluten there.

>> No.15593789

Mexicans do this because the nacho cheese is free at 7-11

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>> No.15593794

OP are you confused by all half-n-half? Or is the “30% more cream” triggering your autism because they didn’t change it to “65-n-35”?

>> No.15593797

>Ultra pasteurized

>> No.15593799

It's not autism, it's literally not half and half.

>> No.15593804

Is it just eggs?

>> No.15593816

I was working in a grocery store a few years back. In the process of straightening the organic aisle, I found bottled water that proudly declared its gluten-free status.

>> No.15593821

it would be 80% 20%

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Who thinks of this shit?

>> No.15593850

7 up cake has been a southern dessert for like 50 years

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>> No.15593881

>take a slab of tofu and let it absorb smoke for 18 hours
this nigga is gonna get cancer immediately

>> No.15593894

>in a cake


>> No.15593906

It would (presumably) be 50% cream.
30% of 50% is 15%, so 30% more of something that’s only 50 would be 65.

Same as if something is clearanced at 50% off, and the store gets desperate and says “take an additional 50% off clearance”, that wouldn’t make the item free.

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>Plus I don't feel gross after eating it

Right... you feel gross while you're eating it. Much better.

>> No.15593918

Lemon Lime cake owns. But 7 dollars? suck my cock.

>> No.15593922

Once I was at my girlfriend's house and her family had a gallon of 0% milk. At first I thought it was just a dumb way to say skim milk but apparently it has even LESS fat than skim milk. Basically water at that point.

>> No.15593924

Why do vegans feel compelled to imitate meat?

>> No.15593938

because they know meat tastes amazing

>> No.15593950

I don't know why but it can contain food starch and/or modified food starch which may contain wheat though the vast majority of food starch does not. Maybe the slideshow will explain why.
food starch and modified food starch are both allowed additives
Here is a slideshow demonstrating some of the marinades with food starch in them.

>> No.15593964

For the same reasons pedos buy loli sexdolls. They want the experience without the moral aspect.

>> No.15593998
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This slide lists the reasons for adding starches.

>> No.15594033
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Do brits really do this?

>> No.15594046

Why not?
If you mark yours gluten free, and your competitor doesn’t (even if it is), and some idiot wants to buy gluten free shit, guess which they’ll grab?

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>Half and half but 30% more
So it's 80-20? 65-35?

>> No.15594089

30% more than 50% is 65%. Jesus fuck I didn't think I'd have to explain basic math to people on this board.

>> No.15594124

That's what I said, asshole.

>> No.15594126

No, you asked because you didn't know. Stop trying to backtrack you braindead weeb.

>> No.15594146

>30% more than 50% is 65%
No, 30% more than 50% is 80%. 30% more of 50% is 65%.

>> No.15594158

Check the ingredients for it

>INGREDIENTS: Milk, Cream, Contains Less than 0.5% of the Following: Sodium Citrate and Disodium Phosphate (Stops Cream from Separating in Hot Liquid).Jan 24, 2020

>> No.15594176

what the FUCK is that??

>> No.15594181

>supposed to be half and half but with more cream
>milk is first ingredient meaning there's more of it than there is cream
Is half & half a lie?

>> No.15594244

I don't know if this is still in effect, but the FDA did allow food manufacturers to change the ingredients without listing them in the summer.

>> No.15594267

I'm sure the USDA and FDA have some convoluted answer on what is legally allowed to be called Half&half here in the US.

I think if you buy this junk, your just paying for packaging, vs regular half&half . But whada I know?

>> No.15594277

At least there’s someone around here who understands math

>> No.15594303

It's kind of a lie. Half and half is never 50% fat, so rarely 50% cream. It's usually in the 10% range, 5% if it's "Light" half and half. 50% more cream would probably land that in the 12-15% fat range, leaving room for an 18-ish% table cream.

>> No.15594312

British cuisine

>> No.15594314

>The glorious chicanery of Trump's America
Even the food labels were lies. Clown world.

>> No.15594339

that's not a fag, nigger, that's a ballpark staple

>> No.15594361

this feels like blatantly false advertising

>> No.15594375

>smack barm wi deh pea wet
brits conquered half the fucking world for spices and yet they use peas as a condiment

>> No.15594413

it's a lemon-lime meringue pie, the 7.up branding is marketing bullshit like the bon appetite youtube show where they remake popular store bought snacks that people used to post here all the time.

>> No.15594419

that's not a pie at all, though. it's a cake. there's not meringue to be seen, either.

>> No.15594422

It's just a lemon drizzle cake for degenerates

>> No.15594457

At least it's not 7$.
Quite a steal for the brand

>> No.15594460

>FDA regulations are orange man's fault
You people are fucking demented. All of this shit has been this way your entire life, you were just uninformed.

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>> No.15594504

Yes, they are. And no, it hasn't been. You're delusional. Deregulating the ingredients labels on food is insane. Enjoy your soy, trans fats, and corn syrup.

>> No.15594515

wtf I love vegans now

>> No.15594526

This. It's degenerate amoral behavior, but that's what gets you ahead in the business world. But it's taking advantage of degenerate stupids, so nothing's really lost.

>> No.15594529

Shits awesome with a scoop of vanilla.

Cake so soft and moist, you wanna put your dick in it

>> No.15594532

Can you stop using this word as a substitute for "thing I don't like"?

>> No.15594539

its even better than that, its basically almond "cold brew" ie almonds that have been steeped in water for a few days

>> No.15594576

Eh, I'd try it.

>> No.15594594

food was recalled frequently for undisclosed ingredients

>> No.15595703

people say this often like it's a modern invention, but almond milk has been around since medieval times and was called "almond milk". Whatever your feelings are on how icky it is or how dissimilar it is to dairy, it has historical precedent.

>> No.15595865

Half & half, like all other dairy products, is legally defined by fat content, not proportion of ingredients. If the product contains 10.5-18% fat content it can be called half-and-half. To illustrate, if I take 16 ounces of whole milk (minimum fat content 3.25%) and mix it with 16 ounces of heavy cream (minimum fat content 36%), the end result (19.62% fat content) is light cream - legally defined as containing between 18-30% butterfat.

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>> No.15595914

shouldn't that be four fifths and one fifth then?

>> No.15596057

0.5 * 1.3 is 0.65 so it's more like "2 thirds & third"

>> No.15596060

Er wait. If you normally had 1 part cream 1 part milk, you'd make it 1.3 parts cream and 1 part milk. And 1.3 / 2.3 (total) is 0.57

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>> No.15596081

Not so much any more but I used to love this shit as a kid

>> No.15596094

Bro you trying to make me hungry again at 1AM?

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>> No.15596117

>spend billions of dollars every year trying to simulate meat because you'd rather pump yourself full of chemicals and hormones than go a day without it
>"you're just addicted to meat lmao"
veganism is a mental illness

>> No.15596122

looks like a flaccid dick, lol.

>> No.15596193

vegan label on fruit juice

>> No.15596378

Mexico is America's fault though

>> No.15596415

>No, it's America's fault for me topping a bag of Doritos with tamarind candy, japon peanuts, cueritos, cojita, jicima, chamoy and taijin
That's some Euro-tier obsession.

>> No.15596454

Literally not a piece of tofu in it.
I'm not mentally ill (vegetarian/vegan), but the science of making meat substitutes fascinates me from technical perspective.

>> No.15596466

I make "paleo" waffles with roasted squash and eggs with the whites whipped and folded in, sometimes added chickepea flour. They are very good.

>> No.15596843

What's with all these fucking brainlets on this board?
If there's 30% more cream, you have 130% as much cream in it as before and 100% as much milk. 130*0.5+100*0.5=65+50=115 => 65/115=56.5% cream.
It should be 57-n-43 if anything.

>> No.15597080

Every existential threat to humanity (climate change, pollution, capitalism) is a result of America's destructive and warmongering ways.

>> No.15597148

Somebody here gets it

>> No.15597308

My favourite part is that it has very little to do with the final product's fat content / what the final product actually is. Is the milk skimmed? Is the cream 36% fat? Half and half and a bit doesn't mean much. 15% fat half and half would be a bit heavy, but 18% would make it "Table cream" here, which I think still qualifies as a green vegetable in the UK. The coffee cream I was using over there qualifies as whipping cream here.

>> No.15597325

you shut your whore mouths. this is the best cake

>> No.15597329

The injun is still there?

>> No.15597365

The date up top looks like 26 Feb 2004.

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>> No.15598310

wherein does the term "Half-&-Half" refer in any explicit way that it has to be 50% cream?

>> No.15598312

>increases yield
what a nice way to say rips off customer

>> No.15598327

can sometimes use gelatin or isinglass clarification products which come from animals and fish respectively

>> No.15598355

what the FUCK

>> No.15598897

Calm down it's just 80% milk

>> No.15598975

britbong here and I have never seen this in my life, ever. It must be a minority degenerate thing.

>> No.15599124

surprisingly wholesome

>> No.15599234
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>Zoomers never seen the Fast Show

>> No.15599411

I used to see this every now and again when I was a kid growing up in Wisconsin. My family would drive out to this lake sometimes and we would always stop for groceries like chips/burger stuff/pop at this same weird grocery store that was kinda like an oversized gas station. very much like a fever dream, half the lights didnt work, the ceilings were super low, shelves that weren't stocked well. They had a deli/butcher where my parents would get burger patties and I remember seeing this stuff and that olive loaf stuff with all the other food in the case. I've always associated them with really old people, because basically all the people I ever saw there were super old. This would've been between 1999-04 or so.

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How can they get away with this?

>> No.15599452

Anyone who would be offended by it can't afford it.

>> No.15599522

Peak boom-boom shit

>Skim Milk, Corn Syrup, Cream*, Contains Less than 0.5% of: Carrageenan, Sodium Citrate, Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono and Diglycerides*, Vitamin A Palmitate, Color Added (Ingredient Not in Regular Half & Half). *Adds a Trivial Amount of Fat.

>> No.15599525

Anyone who would buy it is a dumb fucking cunt.

>> No.15599534

Dumb cunts and their coin are so soon parted.

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>> No.15599702

>guess which they’ll grab?
parsley? because if they are too stupid to realize that gluten is harmless to all but a very few people, they are too stupid to get what they were originally looking for.

>> No.15599739

Who's behind this? Could it be...seitan?

>> No.15599796

>smart, harmless marketing is degenerate and amoral
>people looking for gluten free shit are degenerates
Jesus Christ man. What a warped view of the world you have.

>> No.15599820

>People looking for gluten free shit are degenerates
If they don't have coeliac disease, then yes. Yes they are.
>Smart, harmless marketing is degenerate and amoral
If the advertising is actually both, then yes. Pointlessly taking advantage of the fear of gluten to raise prices is neither.

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Uh sweetie, cavemen don't exist and evolution is a lie.

THIS is the meal you need.

>> No.15599865


He poured juice on top of it?

>> No.15599879

>Land Lakes
Weren't they going to do away with this ''''culturally insensitive'''' packaging alongside Aunt Jamima?
t. britbong asking a serious question.

>> No.15599953

Theres an O in the middle

Land of Lakes=Land o' lakes

>> No.15599972

They have, on the butter at least. Cream lasts forever though.

>> No.15600029

pretty sure it's land of lakes

>> No.15600046

Someone not eating gluten if they don't have coeliac disease is pointless, but it's not degeneracy. Furthermore, while corporations are nearly universally amoral entities, amoral here not meaning immoral, pointing out that they their product is is gluten-free is not degenerate or even bad. A company sees that people are consciously buying things that have no gluten in them and they market their products to meet the demands of what customers are looking for. It's not fear mongering to do so and the responsibility falls entirely on the person, not the corporation, to educate themselves on what gluten is and who it matters to in the first place. Degenerate is a pretty strong word and you'd do well not to overuse it to the point of meaninglessness.

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Yep, in an effort to appear non racist they took away the Native American lady (note that last time they redid their logo LoL had hired a Native American artist to make sure she was authentically drawn) but kept all the land.

>> No.15600142

>White people removing a Native American from The Land

There's a joke here, but I'm struggling to find it.

>> No.15600198

He's out of office now, nobody's paying you to say these things anymore

>> No.15600371

I use it as per its definition.
It's degeneracy because it's willfully propogating misinformation. It's the exact same thing as propaganda, except instead of votes, they do it for profits. Anybody willfully making society more ignorant for self interest is a degenerate and belongs on a cross.

>> No.15600376

Just shut the fuck up with your favorite buzz word already, no one gives a shit.

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>fat free sour cream
It should be called sour skimmed milk.

>> No.15600440

>but kept all the land
My fukken sides are in orbit

>> No.15600671

I'd eat two of them if I were homeless

>> No.15601311

the /sci/ spoonfeeder
the /his/tory maker

>> No.15601327

>christmas dinner in a tinner
>and you know I'm not thinner after a tinner
>you're not thinner after a tinner
>tinner thinner tinner thinner tinner thinner

>> No.15601336

>0% mofos
Exactly the way is should be.

>> No.15602000


Not surprised

>> No.15602006

i hate when people say fever dream now, it just sounds so cringe

>> No.15602053

to many words in this thread, not enough pictures

>> No.15602119

I need to move to wisconsin

>> No.15603212
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no, dat was racist. their packaging looks so plain now

>> No.15603238

Winner! Winner!

>> No.15603277

You gonna complain about peanut butter as well?

>> No.15603307

that sounds pretty good bro, sounds like the typical midwestern housewife dessert

>> No.15603317

this dude was a wiz at word problems as a kid I guarantee it.

>> No.15603329

first thought
>I'd be willing to try one bite of this
notices its vegan

>> No.15603332

this is the autism I come here for

>> No.15603343

that's what it means

>> No.15603344

fake, I know a garloid when I see one

>> No.15603350

...i think it's time to go how now, jonny

>> No.15603355

>*adds a trivial amount of fat
t-thats, what..

>> No.15603365

no fucking way lol
not only is this clown world but it goes in full circles and its amusing as fuck

its a circus world!

>> No.15603373

damn that sounds pretty good, and healthy to boot. Idk shit about the bible but sounds like they had good granola bars back then

>> No.15603376

it might be degenerate, but there's no way the mind that conceived "squeezable cheesy peas" was anything other than the blighty-spawned eternal anglo himself.

>> No.15603396

That’s what fucking “Half and Half” means you ESL retard. It’s not even just a term of endearment it’s literally SUPPOSED TO BE half and half of each

>> No.15603425

>Climate Change is natural
>Pollution is lead by degenerate Asian countries and large scale pollution started by the BRI’ ISH industrial revolution
>Capitalism bad, now give me free money and send this man and his 7 year old son and pregnant wife who didn’t vote for the man I voted for in the proxy election to a work gulag

>> No.15603455

>get rid of all non-white mascots
>all mascots are now white
>hooray, we ended racism!
this is true, but probably not in the way that they intended it to be

>> No.15603470

50% cream and 50% what else
You act like this is so fucking obvious when its not.
Also what type of cream is the first 50%?

>> No.15603480

Half whole milk and half heavy cream Jesus fucking Christ why are you arguing about shit you don’t even know? Get off the internet and open a book, clown

>> No.15603484

>>White people removing a Native American from The Land
>There's a joke here, but I'm struggling to find it.
Because a joke isn't needed, it is so on the nose that the joke itself is exactly what happened.

>> No.15603487

You can easily Google what it is retard. Not everyone is as braindead as you are

>> No.15603492

Okay, as already discussed in the thread, heavy cream isn't a set percentage of milkfat. You are being autistic about this and getting mad at people who don't have autism like you.

>> No.15603509

>google it
So what would google say?
That there is an acceptable (fairly wide) range of milkfat in products that can be called half and half. The picture that OP posted is just indicating that it is on the higher end of the acceptable range. There is literally nothing wrong with this.

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>> No.15603515

I'm just glad they kept the injun with the fat tits on the carton

>> No.15603516

better than regular milk. actually has more calcium and lasts longer

>> No.15603540


>> No.15603687

It tastes like aunt jemima with blue food coloring added. I hate it. The bitter food dye taste is nasty.

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What is the problem here? That sounds great and has a solid marketing tie in with the best selling book of all time! The name needs some work, maybe something a little catchier. A lot of people in the US associate Christian food products with quality. Ezekiel 4:9 bread is very good and quite popular (even among heathens and godless degenerates) and overtly Christian. Mt Olive pickles are maybe a little more subtle but they do have a cross right in the logo and they have over 75% of the market share for pickles in the south eastern US . Plenty of other brands and products have subtle and not so subtle nods to Christian faith and are in my experience usually pretty good.

>> No.15603800

How are your Exxon shares doing, Schlomo?

>> No.15603900

isn't blue food dye like especially bad for you

also the formatting on that label is giving me brain aids, who the fuck designed that they need to go back to school

>> No.15603932

I saw this in the market not too long ago and it caught me so off guard I had to look into it.
They essentially take skim milk and thicken it with chemical solutions and corn syrup. Artificially thickened milk water.
It's the epitome of fake food and the fact that they can legally print "half and half" on it is frightening.

Nobody in their right mind would touch this with a 10 foot pole, and anyone who willingly puts it into their bodies isn't going to be around for very long.

>> No.15604015

However bad blue dye is, refined sugar is 1000x worse.

>> No.15604119

No. We got rid of her but kept the land.

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3yrs ago.
I wonder if anyone bought it..

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>HYDROLYZED (SOURCE) PROTEIN - flavor enhancers that can be used in meat and poultry products. They are made from protein obtained from a plant source such as soy or wheat
Yes, they do put gluten in meat sometimes. No, it doesn't make any sense. It makes like with celiac disease fucking suck though. Gluten is cheap as fuck and they put it in everything.

>> No.15604934

>and lasts longer
just like your wife's bull

>> No.15604952

>took away the Native American lady but kept all the land
holy shit my sides
thank you anon

>> No.15604955

I want to know what all of the things are.

>> No.15605004

So this is the true power of the American education system...

>> No.15605033

>no grains
How are grains not paleo friendly? Paleolithic humans still ate grains and in far greater quantities than tiger nut flour, coconut flour, cassava starch, and sunflower oil. All of those are processed foods that could only be found in specific geographic areas, but grains were and are grown all over the fucking globe.

>Not to mention paleo is a stupid diet to begin with.
True. Just like keto, Atkins, and pretty much any other fad diet. Just don't gorge on junk food, every day, and be moderately active.

>> No.15605073


tiger nuts are native to europe, cassava is native to south america, coconuts are native to the south pacific, sunflowers are native to the southern part of america and weren't cultivated till about 2200 years ago, so no caveman could have put this together.

many of the ingredients didn't exist or were only available in places where people may not have been.

paleo is a ridiculous diet 95% of foods in a grocery store are not paleo.

grains weren't cultivated by anyone until the end of the paleolithic.

all that is, is a bandwagon food.

>> No.15605090

Isn't that just peanutbutter?

>> No.15605627

No problem, that's why I posted it as a better option.

>> No.15605659

most sausage substitutes are perfectly tasty. I'm not even vegetarian

>> No.15605981

>t. braindead consoomer

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>> No.15606103

If you were going vegan, why the fuck would you eat processed foods? There are sure to be ground up bits of cockroaches and mexican fingernails in there.

>> No.15606113

Most people go vegan to virtue signal and feel better about themselves without actually doing anything.

For example, I was grossed out by industrial agriculture, so I grow my own crops and raise my own livestock. Which is the correct way to go about it.

Vegans do not grow shit. Maybe 10% of them grow herbs and tomatoes and their plants are sickly and don't yield as well as mine because mine use duck shit and reject eggs and they use miracle grow.

>> No.15606121

I'd nut deep in her indigenous cooch if you know what I mean

>> No.15606617

I don't follow.

>> No.15606621

>also the formatting on that label is giving me brain aids, who the fuck designed that they need to go back to school
No, they went to school, the first thing you see is OCEAN BLUE and MAPLE so the mind associates it with BLUE MAPLE SYRUP despite not being maple syrup hence the Artificially Maple Flavored.

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bubble bill

>> No.15606947

I’m glad they’re gone. Why should my house be sullied with non-white faces?

>> No.15607330

as a caveman, I feel offended...

>> No.15608299

Sure, why not? Any liquid will do!

>> No.15609703

>Deut 8:8
Here's Deut 8:6-9
Observe the commands of the Lord your God, walking in obedience to him and revering him. For the Lord your God is bringing you into a good land—a land with brooks, streams, and deep springs gushing out into the valleys and hills;a land with wheat and barley, vines and fig trees, pomegranates, olive oil and honey; a land where bread will not be scarce and you will lack nothing; a land where the rocks are iron and you can dig copper out of the hills.

>> No.15609740

I can never get behind Ezekiel bread after reading the entire 4th chapter.

It strikes me as though trivialising and marketing the stuff as a health food is missing the point of God telling Ezekiel to make and eat it.

>> No.15609757

You never have guests anyway so it doesn't really make a difference

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>> No.15609785

And religion, like the monster that it is
Keeps telling you to turn the other cheek
God is on your side, but I don't think that you're on his,
If Jesus showed up now he'd be in jail by next week,
>Lemmy 20:02

>> No.15609855

People conveniently forget that Jesus also told his followers to watch their backs and just walk into danger

>> No.15610045

tater chips, chopped jicama, japanese peanuts, tamarind/chili candy, not sure about the red discs might be more tamarind candy, chamoy soaked salted dried plums, a splash of Maggi(mexican soy sauce), more chamoy sauce, mexican hot sauce like Valentina, Tajin powder, salt, lemon juice, another hot sauce, and some clamato.
I had one with most of that stuff with added pickled pork skin as well, it's all these different textures mixed with sour,salty & spicy.

>> No.15610317

I blame the brits

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>> No.15610481

Sorta, honestly just google the companies and the last names. You'll get your answer.

>> No.15610516

Smooth brain is completely ok with "amoral behavior" but he somehow considers "degenerate" a useless word.
Very nice post friend.

>> No.15610527

Sometimes they add a brine with gluten in it

>> No.15611431

Hey, the duck guy again. You’re becoming a minor /ck/ celebrity.

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>> No.15611620

Sounds like a good deal to me bro

>> No.15612356

Who said it was useless? Who are you quoting?

>> No.15612395

Best post I read today. I will steal that and go to bed in peace now. Thank you.

>> No.15612402

Despite being 50%...

>> No.15612417

Nigger what the hell do you think the Soivets were doing to the planet? Do you think their tanks and trucks ran on fairydust? How about the puddle formally known as the Aral sea.

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doesn't really qualify as defying explanation, because there is an explanation for this: it's for the sake of being incredibly cheap, but it did completely catch me off guard because it doesn't make any sense.

these enchiladas are filled with fuckin rice and corn. if there's anything else in there it's undetectable, which is what i can also say for the chicken. there's barely any meat in there. the "2x chicken" boast is bullshit. i looked around online and they got a bunch of really bad feedback on this product in the past and just changed the style of the box so us retards who are too lazy to make our own shit would buy it again. they didn't change shit. it's got an insane bake time of like 70 mins for how disappointingly shit it is as well. the tortillas are really poor quality and bland so it cooks into a slopass mess that's no longer enchiladas, just a chunky tossed salad of its initial ingredients. may as well introduce a spoon to the plate.

this is in brutal honestly nothing like any enchilada i've ever ate in my life, and the worst excuse of a food product i've ever experienced. i expected just tortillas filled with chunks of chicken and enchilada sauce and cheese sprinkled on top. it's that simple. you don't add filler crap like this. nobody does this. what the fuck?

i do appreciate they're open enough to let you literally roast this piece of junk on their official website though.

>> No.15612516

>The Chicken Enchilada Standard

After what battle was this created?

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>> No.15612520

That's not fat free sour cream though.
It's fat free sour cream product. Anything that has product after the name is some synthetic concoction baring almost no resemblance to what it's aping. This is known.

>> No.15612539

Yeah that shit is garbage, but for some reason my mom would buy it fairly often. Only way to salvage it is add a bunch of shit. Sour cream, better cheese, bunch of salsa or hotsauce. Really needs some fucking meat though but then you might as well just keep all the shit your adding and ditch the pointless "enchiladas".

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>> No.15612553

No, 7-up cake is actually a thing. I thought it was some horse shit store branding scheme and then I visited Georgia.

Baking with soft drinks has been a fad for decades, mainly in the southern US.

>> No.15612563

OP I used to buy half and half and run it through a small centrifuge to separate the cream because it was cheaper than buying heavy cream. The brands varied rather wildly. At least a few years back Producers half and half had the most cream in it in my perfectly scientific opinion.

>> No.15612570

This is a special kind of autism that I'm not sure I can even be mad at.

>> No.15612574

Mt Olive pickles is religious?

>> No.15612578

Look my grandmother had a small dairy ranch and I inherited a vintage centrifuge.

>> No.15612599

If you sold the centrifuge, how many years of cream would that buy you?

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as funny as that sounds it comes off as extremely vapid throwing it on the face of the product and it made me dive into it deeper.

to be clear, this line is referring to the USDA's minimum allowed requirement of 15% meat to be inside of what you're calling an "enchilada" when you use that word to describe the product. the USDA is fuckin wrong on this one. in my life experience an enchilada is at least 85% meat, the rest is sauce. to be twice the minimum means that Stouffer's is claiming these to be 30% meat yet in my experience it was really not. imagine you went to chipotle and ordered a burrito. they grab you the stalest tortilla possible, they throw that big portion of rice on it first, then sprinkle some corn in it. when asked for chicken they sprinkle 4 little pieces of that chicken into your burrito and tried to call that a burrito that comes with "two times the amount of meat than the burrito standard!!!"

like i said i found out in original post, they got fucking flamed for this consistently when it came out, so they changed the box and recipe, but it really may be the case that their manufacturers don't actually follow the new recipe, because shit still has no chicken.

works cited:
this old as fuck USDA requirement booklet from 1981 https://naldc.nal.usda.gov/download/CAT87213652/PDF
pic related what bullshit actually looks like
all the reviews roasting them on their website informing me with proof that this product used to be much different but they made them cheaper while at the same time claiming to be fuller with premium ingredients: https://www.goodnes.com/stouffers/products/chicken-enchiladas-party-size/

ps: yes i am mad fuck you stouffer's

>> No.15612662

>in my life experience an enchilada is at least 85% meat, the rest is sauce.
That sounds like way too much to me. The real answer lies somewhere between you two.

>> No.15612679

In my experience the filling of an enchilada is either entirely meat, or meat and some cheese. Never had rice and corn in an enchilada outside of that frozen shit.

>> No.15613975

Russia paid for its sins with societal collapse and a corrupt oligarchy run by billionaires.
America is starting to cash in its bad karma with the latter. The former is not far off.

>> No.15614015

Quality spergpost

>> No.15614022

The Dr. Pepper version doesn't even taste anything like the soda and it upsets me.

>> No.15614041

this is correct. Real enchiladas don't have fillers like rice or beans, just whatever goes into the meat (like, there might be potatoes if they use picadillo as the meat filling, and that might go under 85% meat, but it's still just tortilla, meat-based filling or cheese, then gravy and cheese on top)

>> No.15614043

lmfao this guy makes a good point

>> No.15614096

>grains, high sugar fruit, pure sugar

>> No.15614102

there is nothing wrong with grains and I cant see the nutritional information so I have no reason to assume it's just loaded with sugar. Not really surprising if it is however. Also natural sugars from fruit =/= refined sugars

>> No.15614111

Everything you need to survive the harsh bronze age middle east senpai

>> No.15614205

>there is nothing wrong with grains
Four thousand years of recorded history how gain-fed populations are weak and effeminate would disagree with you.

>> No.15614238

Christ you sound insufferable IRL

>> No.15614303

Incredibly based. They're so woke they're doing our work for us. Erasure has never been so easy.

>> No.15616032

He saw some meme about how Mongols only ate meat and that's why Genghis Khan conquered half the known world.

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looks good to me

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>> No.15617234

And it predates "coconut milk", which people generally don't have a problem with

>> No.15617239

I miss the land o lakes girl

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>> No.15617268

looks like german food

>> No.15617278

>Pic of a SNES pad

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You forgot to include its partner product.

>> No.15617298

I'd eat them.

>> No.15617306

this sounds fucking incredible im not gonna lie. If its anything like confetti cake I'd be over the moon

>> No.15617359

>from the makers of Aunt Jemima
Uhhhh sweetie that's problematic

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>> No.15618733

What's the issue?

>> No.15618795

This was actually really good.no idea of you can get it anymore

>> No.15618803

>a fad a couple years ago

We had this as a snack at school sporting events when I was in elementary school 20 years ago

>> No.15620024

Just like real life

>> No.15620393

This is why you failed the reading comprehension section of the TOEFL

>> No.15620407

>If Jesus showed up now he'd be in jail by next week,
Yes well that happened in His actual time on earth, too

>> No.15620619

50s and 60s america was so cringey

>> No.15620641

>chemicals and hormones
and i'm sure all meat is chemical and hormone free

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actually it looks like this rat you fucking pervert

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>> No.15621428

This is the sin of Simony

>> No.15621520

In the name, you fucking moron.

>> No.15622820

That's a penis.

>> No.15623719 [DELETED] 

>t. niggermonkey

>> No.15623859

It's too bad this isn't actually real.

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Some years ago every milk brand started selling "barista milk" at a 20% price bump around here. I still don't know what makes it barista.

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That makes me angry.
Because "baristamælk" is one word, not two.
Danes don't know how to speak or write Danish anymore.

>> No.15624487

Weird, this never happened in my country.

>> No.15625085

English sausages have wheat.

>> No.15625193

It's for people with lactose intolerance because there's less milk.

>> No.15625562

walking tacos have been around since before you were born

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They took it off the butter here, but the milk jugs still have the injun holding the butter box, with the injun on it. So, it balances out.

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>took away the Native American lady but kept all the land.
Bless you Minnesota

>> No.15625647

Sounds tasty. Weird and pointless, but tasty.

>> No.15625753

>do back-breaking labor for about 3 weeks a year then sit on your ass, fuck your wife, drink ale with the bros and let mother nature do its magic
>constantly tend to a herd of animals that could run away at any moment, thereby killing you and the rest of your tribe
I know the life I would choose

>> No.15625765

i learned something today

>> No.15625821

I keep seeing this at the store and the worst parts of me want to see how bad it is

>> No.15625829

Wheres the diversity?

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you know why

>> No.15625877

What the fuck does captain crunch have to do with pancakes?

>> No.15626166

both breakfast food dummy

>> No.15627561


Tomato juice. Its so disgusting and has little to no use.

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>> No.15627731


To me, raw or roasted wheat berries would count as paleo, but this 100% does not

>> No.15627874

It's from a comedy tv show

>> No.15627968

These actually taste good. I'm pissed that they don't produce the nacho cheese variant anymore.

>> No.15628005

Made me smile here is your (you)

>> No.15628367

I actually had some of that sawdust pretending to be cheese before, it wouldn't melt at all, it just turns into woodchips in texture and taste, being able to melt is surely an accomplishment for someone.

>> No.15628446

Bubble O Bill

>> No.15628473

How else do you make a bloody mary?

>> No.15628842

Damn, so apparently average developing nations are already better than the Biblical promised land.

>> No.15629240

and you'd be wrong.

>> No.15629577

It has added whey to increase foaming ability

t. læste bag på kartonen

>> No.15629679

Why do lesbians use strap-ons?

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It was real and it was a novelty product. Honestly though as long as it didn't have the christmas pudding at the bottom, it doesn't sound bad at all.

>> No.15629711

Almond milk is great if you have stomach issues

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tried this once out of curiosity, wish I hadn't because it's sickly sweet

>> No.15629757

Someone should recommend this to Ordinary Sausage

>> No.15629772

Glad I'm not the only Anon that's been burned by how garbage this product is. Their lasagna actually has meat so I assumed the enchiladas would be fine.

>> No.15629789

Almond milk was mandated by the church on lean days.
Of course, if you could afford it. If you were a poorfag (like most people) you had fuckall.

>> No.15629933

That's just what we do in the midwest

>> No.15630081

Damn, I make vegan pepperoni everyday.

>> No.15630466

>Ingredients: 100% prairie oysters

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It's made and sold by a store called Game that sells video games

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>> No.15631680

Doesn’t it melt when you bake it?

>> No.15632544

Dough doesn't melt.

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>> No.15633147

Should have covered her in a blanket instead.

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>> No.15634023

Captain Crunch seems like a big wanker

>> No.15634030

i like how his eyebrows hover over his hat

>> No.15634217

>date pudding
>pickled cabbage
>brussel sprouts
>mashed potato????
>cranberry sauce

>> No.15634299

>making all the crisps go soggy by pouring sauce over them
what the hell is their problem?

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>> No.15634476


Ben Shapiro spotted

>> No.15635541

...Europe was a mistake.

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