/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15588968]

Hey y'all! Tried making some chocolate chip cookies earlier and I think they turned out pretty fine.

Whaddaya think?

[Anonymous No.15588972]

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.15588984]

[Anonymous No.15588992]

>>15588972
based and /qa/-pilled

[Anonymous No.15588994]

Clip your wendigo claws, OP.

[Anonymous No.15589010]

Looks fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.15589022]

Looks fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.15589045]

I like large cookies, and I can tell you used melted butter too, which is great

[Anonymous No.15589050]

>>15588968
Looks like a piece of shot is hanging off the side of it

[Anonymous No.15589059]

>>15588968
Looks good, be my tranny nigger wife

[Anonymous No.15589079]

Talon aside the cookie looks well executed.

[Anonymous No.15589080]

bait but ill take it

nigger

[Anonymous No.15589081]

>>15589022
>>15589010
the duality of women

[Anonymous No.15589143]

>>15588994
>>15589079
um sweatys making fun of how black women keep they nails is literally the worst kind of racial oppression and it needs to stop now.

[Anonymous No.15589161]

>>15588968
any pics of the other cookies? looks good but barely any chocolate in that particular specimen

[Anonymous No.15589248]

>>15588968
Post the recipe

[Anonymous No.15589255]

>>15588968
How do you sleep at night without goring yourself? Do you put them in little cozies? Do you ever worry you'll drink too much and put an eye out?

[Anonymous No.15589305]

>>15589050
that’s the chocolate oozing out, dickhead.

[Anonymous No.15589369]

>>15588968
I think you should go back

[Anonymous No.15589376]

don't mind these people op, i think that looks great and i too should try baking

[Anonymous No.15589389]

>>15588968
Like yeah okay. Okay, alright there buster. This ain't my first rodeo here. You take someone else's picture from read-it and post it here like it's you and a bunch of low IQ anons respond to call you the N word or tell you to keep following your baking dreams. It's all really really funny, everyone thinks so and all. For the record that swarthy women makes a decent looking chocolate chip cookie, 7.5/10 which is better than you or half of the shitlord little bitches on this board could hope to manage.

[Anonymous No.15589390]

>>15588968
Wanna know how I can tell you don't work for a living?

[Anonymous No.15589404]

>>15588968
based nail bro
check out my claws

[Anonymous No.15589405]

>>15589369
If you reverse image search the food images on this board you'll find most of them are from reddit

[Anonymous No.15589418]

>>15589405
no
dont tell me that

[Anonymous No.15589421]

>>15589404
how the fuck do you type without shattering them

[Anonymous No.15589424]

>>15589421

[Anonymous No.15589428]

>>15588968
>4.5 chocolate chips
Much cookie, no chip. Sad!

[Anonymous No.15589430]

>>15588968
Looks pretty good. Nice color, nice surface texture. Would have to see about the chewiness and taste (I recommend browned butter).

[Anonymous No.15589436]

>>15589421
my nails usually fit between the keys and my finger rests on the edge of the upper key

[Anonymous No.15589444]

>>15589404
>>15589421
Look at that damage above the arrow keys.

[Anonymous No.15589446]

>>15588968
Kinda skimpy on the chocolate. Looks decent overall tho

[Anonymous No.15589453]

>>15588968
Good, but if you want the recipie for the Ultimate puffy Chocolate chip cookie. I got you.

[Anonymous No.15589535]

>>15589453
looks like shit

[Anonymous No.15589720]

>>15589453
post it

[Anonymous No.15589767]

>>15589535
So does your mom's blown out pussy but that still gets eaten every night

[Anonymous No.15589772]

>>15589720
2 Each Butter
2 Tablespoons Cornstarch
.5 Cups White Sugar
.75 Cups Brown Sugar
1 Teaspoons Salt
1.5 Teaspoons Vanilla &rose water
2.5 Cups Flour
1 Teaspoons Baking Soda
2 Each Eggs
1 Each Egg Yolks
Chocolate chips nigga

Follow the tollhouse instructions just use this ingredient list

[Anonymous No.15589907]

>its a tranny thread

[Anonymous No.15590722]

>>15588968
are you really a deathclaw?

[Anonymous No.15590741]

No one in this thread will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.15590966]

>>15588968
>>15589369
wow
that's some high-effort bait, honestly. So OP grabbed the picture, then looked up the filename format for pixel phones and renamed it that way, is what I'm understanding? would've fooled me if the reverse search wasn't so damning

[Anonymous No.15590970]

>>15588968
Please just fuck off with these bait threads.

[Anonymous No.15590975]

>>15589772
>2 Each Butter

WTF does this mean?

[Anonymous No.15591066]

>>15588968
>dat ashy thumb

[Anonymous No.15591074]

>>15588968
Rub some olive oil on your hands man, your fingers are mad ashy.

[Anonymous No.15591080]

>>15588968
I know it's February and all but come on man.

[Anonymous No.15591098]

>>15589143
>women

[Anonymous No.15591120]

Here's the best chocolate chip cookie recipe I've ever used:

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
1 C butter, softened
1/2 C shortening
1 1/2 C dark brown sugar
1/2 C white sugar
2 eggs
4 t vanilla
4 1/3 C AP flour
2 T cornstarch
2 t baking soda
1 t salt
1 bag mini chocolate chips
Cream butter with shortening and sugar
Mix in eggs and vanilla
Combine dry mix separately
Mix dry into wet
Mix in chocolate chips
Scoop into 1/4 C, form into thick discs
Freeze
Bake at 350 for 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.15591670]

>>15590975
Probably meant sticks but it autocorrected to each for some reason.

[Anonymous No.15591674]

N

[Anonymous No.15591971]

>>15589404
bro whats with the butter knife on your desk?

[Anonymous No.15592201]

Hey /ck/, I am a foolish anon
I don't know how to bake, but I want to try my hand at some cookies

Do recipes like this actually work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LmJWfAE27o
Or are they just meme shit? Will it be OK to follow this?

[Anonymous No.15592214]

>>15592201
it should work as long as the nutella is still frozen when you put them in the oven.

[Anonymous No.15592248]

>>15592214
Thank you
I think I only have the very basic ingredients around, Is stuff like Vanilla paste and cornflour really necessary or will I be OK with the basics?

[Anonymous No.15592283]

>>15588968
Give it back laqeueesha

[Anonymous No.15592298]

>>15589143
But OP is obviously a black man.

[Anonymous No.15592313]

>>15592298
no black man that has ever lived has baked chocolate chip cookies

[Anonymous No.15592317]

>>15589421
I got long nails and pic related was the KB I just had to replace after like 10 years

[Anonymous No.15592336]

>>15592317
actually fucking revolting...holy shit I dry heaved

[Anonymous No.15592343]

>>15592313
I never said the OP was honest.

[Anonymous No.15592361]

>>15592317
>criminally underused G key
>N key is probably just as pristine
Clearly whoever owned that keyboard never posted here.

[Anonymous No.15593318]

>>15589369
OP BTFO

[Anonymous No.15593330]

>>15588968
>tfw have a sever nail biting problem
its sos off putting seeing niggas with long nails

[Anonymous No.15593386]

>>15588968
N

[Anonymous No.15593394]

>>15589404
>those hands
You've never done a hard days work in your worthless life

[Anonymous No.15593408]

>>15593394
ok wagie

[Anonymous No.15593543]

>>15588968
Lookin good. Protip: put a slice of white bread in the container you're storing the cookies and it keeps them soft.

[Anonymous No.15593590]

>>15588972
I don't think a black woman would want to go to that board. Why do you want her to get harassed, anon?

[Anonymous No.15593855]

>>15589772
https://altonbrown.com/recipes/the-chewy-chocolate-chip-cookie/

Ive done this one and its pretty fucking good, the bread flour makes a big difference
Though corn starch seems interesting too.

[Anonymous No.15593876]

>>15589418
Search your feelings, you know it is true.

[Anonymous No.15593889]

>>15589907
Life has not treated him well.