/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15587653]

>be customer
>self check out
>PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.jpg
>look around
>4 hours later
>be worker
>"hey bro you need help?"
>types on screen in strangely effeminate fashion
>types passcode too fast so it inputs wrong
>types passcode too fast again
>wrong again
>finally gets it
>doesn't check what the problem is
>"thanks bro"
>leaves
>be customer
>scan next item
>PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.jpg
>repeat

[Anonymous No.15587666]

>give an ethical hacker an apron
>don't eat for a day
>teach an ethical hacker to apron
>they don't want it

[Anonymous No.15587669]

>>15587653
>please take your items
>unexpected item in bagging area. remove this item before continuing
>key in the item's code; or, look up item alphabetically

[Anonymous No.15587675]

>be customer
>self check out
>look around
>only scan half my items
>bag all my items
>pay for half
>leaves

[Anonymous No.15587702]

>>15587675
i accidentally took 3 bunches of cilantro when i paid for 2, I'm going back tomorrow to pay for it

[Anonymous No.15588648]

>>15587669
I just started not weighing an item if it fucking yells about being bagged improperly.

[Anonymous No.15588655]

>Please pay us while you do our job
I can only hope the thieves bleed this shit into ruin

[Anonymous No.15588683]

>>15587675
i always do this for things i want to try but know i probably wont like. i just leave it in the cart and if anyone says anything i say o i dont want that

[Anonymous No.15588692]

>I moved the full bag of groceries from the scale to my trolley
>system freaks out
>call over the old Asian woman who is always working there whenever I go
>doesn't immediately scan the key, she looks through my list and into my bags and then scans the key
I hate that stupid bitch, like what's up with Asians (and Indians) and being sticklers for rules? Second gens are cool but first gens would join the Nazis just for a sense of purpose

[Anonymous No.15588701]

>>15588692
>be small asian child in shithole country
>know a half dozen other children that had hand chopped off for allowing customers bamboozling a quarter of one fish head from father owner
>for some unkown reason feel need to follow antitheft protocol of job that pays a couple thousand percent of first job in civilized society where you need to sustain income to maintain lifestyle
nobody knows

[Anonymous No.15588711]

>>15588692
Having to deal with blacks changes a man anon.

[Anonymous No.15588721]

>>15587653
9 times out of ten these pop up because people throw shit into a bag and immediately pull it off the scale which is the bagging platform.

[Anonymous No.15588731]

>>15587653
>types on screen in strangely effeminate fashion
Fuck does that even mean

[Anonymous No.15588745]

>>15588731
Trans dude with finger nail extensions.

[Anonymous No.15588747]

>>15588721
>use self checkout unless getting a bunch of produce I can't be fucked to look up in POS
>scan, drop in bag, repeat 20x a minute
>never have someone run up to me unless I'm buying alcohol or system glitches
really makes you think

[Anonymous No.15588770]

>>15588731
taps quickly and efficiently, anticipating what taps to make and where, instead of furrowing brow and aggressively mashing spot on screen like a bonobo with the speed of a sloth as if the system isn't going to understand what you're trying to do unless you make a six inch imprint on it because you're a stupid fucking boomer that types less than ten words per minute while staring at keyboard that you've typed on for 20 years and somehow don't know where a single consonant is located on it

[Anonymous No.15588778]

>>15588745

[Anonymous No.15588782]

>>15587653
>Be customer
>Self check out
>PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.jpg
>Walk over to the next self check out

[Anonymous No.15588785]

>>15588778
Yeah basically.

[Anonymous No.15588791]

>>15588747
That's what I'm saying. You know how to time removal of bags.

[Anonymous No.15588815]

>>15588791
only your fbi agent knows what that means

[Anonymous No.15589053]

>>15588731
ifkyk

[Anonymous No.15589077]

>>15588655
>wanting to talk to a teenage/nigger/geriatric cashier
>wanting a teenage/nigger/geriatric cashier to touch your food
No thanks. I'd rather do it myself.

[Anonymous No.15589142]

>>15587653
this plus
>scan a beer
>PLEASE WAIT FOR AGE VERIFICATION
>20min later a Filipino staff finally comes over
>doesnt even look at me or my ID, just enter's the staff password and presses skip
>Flip waddles off
>scan bottle of cider
>PLEASE WAIT FOR AGE VERIFICATION

[Anonymous No.15589144]

>>15588731
means TYPES LIKE A FAG

[Anonymous No.15589152]

>>15587666
Checkd and blackhatpilled

[Anonymous No.15589166]

>>15587653
>using self-cuckout
Shiggy

t. Scan-and-go master race

[Anonymous No.15589167]

>Gets booze at a grocery store in self checkout
>Broods and ignores worker
>Grabs frozen food, liquor and chips, storming out
>Blog posts later about his shopping experience

[Anonymous No.15589216]

>>15588770
touched a nerve

[Anonymous No.15589227]

>be self checkout machine
>have clear instructions
>works of blind, deaf, retarded, spanish
>customoid scans item
>notagain.7z
>"PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA"
>they furiously start scanning item multiple times
>electrical infetterence starts to overload my system
>they sit down in bagging area while juggling cilantro and parsley
>retard alarm goes off
>every single time
>customoid is frothing at the mouth, liquid shit visibly dribbling down leg
>FUCKING ROBOTS TRYING TO TAKE MY JOB
>tfw can't even take own life
>managelet finally comes
>does some nerd shit
>customigger still frothing, still shitting, still not placing items in bagging area
>Give up
>print receipt
>"Well thank you bag boy, here's your tip
>they laugh all the way out the door
>every single time
>a moment of silence
>another item is not in the bagging area

[Anonymous No.15589236]

>>15587675
A fellow patrician

>inb4 stealing is for niggers

Fuck corporations

[Anonymous No.15589239]

>>15588770
based righteous anger poster

[Anonymous No.15589246]

>scan half the items and put them back in the bag
>hey um did you scan the rest of those items?
>oh sorry I must have forgot
>scan the other half

True story

[Anonymous No.15589267]

>>15589227
>infetterance
lole

[Anonymous No.15589276]

>>15587675
Wearing a mask and being white allows me to steal shitloads of groceries.

[Anonymous No.15589289]

>>15587669
>please place item in bagging area
>bagging area is size of a hobbit’s lap

[Anonymous No.15590181]

>be customer
>don't use self-checkout because it costs people jobs
>good luck retail wagies you can escape someday

[Anonymous No.15590204]

>>15588655
>bleed this shit into ruin
The price lookups for ribeye steaks and bananas are confusingly similar.
They're shitty ribeyes though, so really only worth the 44 cents a pound bananas usually cost, it's not really theft.

[Anonymous No.15590237]

>>15587653
>Buying groceries
>Also buying vodka
>Confused because vodka has a tag so I don't understand what am I supposed to do about it after I go through the self check out
>Try to go through the regular line
>Get yelled at for going through the line with under 15 items because people with under 15 items are supposed to go through the self check out
>Still confused
>Try to approach a cashier
>Get yelled again to go through the self check out
>Go through the fucking self check out
>Scan my fucking vodka
>Go to the fucking cashier
>Tell that I went through the fucking self check out but my vodka has a fucking tag
>Get tag removed
>Walk away with my free groceries
>Fuck you

[Anonymous No.15590269]

>buying produce
>check what item is cheapest per pound
>run every fruit and vegetable as that for the cheapest price

[Anonymous No.15590312]

This is why I love publix. publix has good service because they militarize their employees with outrageous rules. Like if a customer needs to find something they have to physically bring the customer to the item in the aisle. They can't just point to the aisle or tell them where it is. The crazy thing to me is that if someone tries to tip them for helping, which I don't imagine happens very often, they can't accept it until the tip is offered three times. An old man could offer you $100 bill and you have to turn it down, twice. The cashiers have to engage with you in a cringe conversation though which is the worst policy they have.

[Anonymous No.15590338]

And
>>15587653
Anon I'm sorry you had a hard time at the Walmart. Next time be sure to go with your scheduled worker ok? They will help you out with whatever you need just sick to your shopping list, he will help you cook dinner later too.

[Anonymous No.15590351]

Always pay for small ice bag. Take large.

[Anonymous No.15590355]

>>15589227
>notagain.7z

Lol

[Anonymous No.15590597]

>>15587675
Walmarts scan and go allows me to pretend I've already scanned and paid for everything. I literally walk out with a cart full of things

[bruce No.15590654]

>>15587653
>using self checkout
>you are now paying them money AND working as a cashier
Nah. I'm will Bill Burr on this one. I don't fucking work there. If there isn't a cashier to ring me up, I walk out without paying.

[Anonymous No.15592204]

>>15590181
Ironically if more people abuse the self checkout it'll force them to use traditional checkouts

[Chess Master No.15592293]

>>15589227
I'd love to see if there's a correlation between IQ and using traditional v. self-checkout. I'm convinced that only people with room-temp IQs still use the traditional lanes.

[Anonymous No.15592302]

i ring up organic produce as regular produce but I always scan my items

[Anonymous No.15592304]

>>15589077
>not just ignoring the cashiers bullshit smalltalk
>scurrying off to self checkout to do their job for them and pay for the privilege
beta detected

[Anonymous No.15592310]

>>15590312
>tipping grocery store employees
there's no way anyone does this. right?

[Anonymous No.15592327]

It honestly just werks

[Anonymous No.15593535]

>>15592310
I live in a working-class neighborhood in a city and yes, there are tip jars for cashiers. I give them a dollar or two because I feel bad that their lives are shit and mine is not.

[Anonymous No.15593582]

>>15587653
>need wood
>go to store
>get wood
>leave

[Anonymous No.15593750]

>>15587675
Don't the unscanned items trip the detectors?

[Anonymous No.15593767]

>>15588692
Are you a minority?
Because Asians will assume you’re stealing.

[Anonymous No.15593777]

>Buy fancy/organic/local/whatever produce at self-check
>ring up as the shitty version of said produce
Simple

[Anonymous No.15593826]

>>15588770
based reply

[Anonymous No.15593833]

>>15588747
wish I could buy alcohol in my grocery stores but am a PA fag

[Anonymous No.15593841]

>>15593750
Yeah bro there is a microchip in every barcode that trips the alarm if it isn't scanned

[Anonymous No.15593895]

>>15587675
Grocery bill is literally half what it used to be thanks to this trick.

[Anonymous No.15593917]

>>15587675
>UNKNOWN ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

[Anonymous No.15593960]

>>15592302
guess who has two thumbs and is paying button prices for shiitakes

[Anonymous No.15593972]

>>15587675
>>15590597
how bad is it to push the limits of this

don't shoplift at the grocery store you normally shop at

allways be prepared to pay for all items

buy a decent amount of items normally so its less suspicious, ie paying 40$ for 65$ of groceries

learn what the code is for the cheapest produce like green onions or something and then weigh an item as that food, be warned sometimes the Walmart checkout loudly announces for you to "put your green apples into the bagging area"

I have pretend to scan things infront of the walmart security guard at self checkout and its fine, also apparently walmart let's you shoplift like 10$ worth of stuff before they care

I live near a local high end store and their self checkout is relatively unmatched from time to time, it kinda depends on the angle of the station itself

pardon my reddit spacing but is there any other rules I am missing for urban foraging?

[Anonymous No.15593975]

>>15593833
Philly?

[Anonymous No.15594001]

>>15593972
chain stores im more densely populated parts of town have more security, in my experience stores off the beaten path tend to be more layed back, don't directly look at cameras but try and find a blind spot

going to a store when it's most busy seems to make sense, im not sure if going the minute they unlock the doors also helps, early early morning people might be tired and still getting set up ans there would be very few customers in the store so why monitor them

[Anonymous No.15594009]

>>15587653
>>types on screen in strangely effeminate fashion
you need more vitamin D, buy a sun lamp

[Anonymous No.15594085]

>>15593972
Most self check outside have a mute button and I always press it

[Anonymous No.15594094]

>>15594085
Most self checkouts*

[Anonymous No.15594175]

>>15593750
Only happens for select high-value items like electronics. Doesn't happen for groceries or consumables.

[Anonymous No.15594187]

>>15588692
Black hands typed this shit

[Anonymous No.15594215]

>>15594187
black hands from bongland

[Anonymous No.15594220]

>>15594175
Yeah, realized my mistake. But I'd still be wary considering places with good surveillance like Target and other factors.

[Anonymous No.15594290]

>>15593833
I meant beer, I also live in shit state where there's a tiny amount of commissions that sell liquor

[Anonymous No.15594746]

>>15594220
>But I'd still be wary considering places with good surveillance like Target

Target worker here.
dont let the cameras on the self check out fool you. nobody fucking monitors that unless they are keeping an eye on someone who might have stolen expensive items.
store security isnt going to look back on video just to see if some faggot didnt check out an apple.

[Anonymous No.15594796]

>>15594746
target has notoriously top tier LP, they must be waiting for you to try so they can rub you to the pavement if you don't already know

[Anonymous No.15594816]

>>15587653
>Be customer
>Use self check out
>Receive no financial compensation
>Checker and security guard watching videos on checker's phone
>They receive financial compensation
WAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15594895]

>>15589276
N

[Anonymous No.15595185]

>>15593841
Only the thick ones on high dollar often stolen shit.

[Anonymous No.15595192]

Anyone ever notice poor areas have all the liquor with those stupid ass security caps or baby formula locked up but if you go to a nice wealthy area, nothing is secure or locked up?

Can't believe this hasn't been called racist by now and abolished. Haha.

[Anonymous No.15595224]

>>15594187
Not black, not white either

[Anonymous No.15595234]

>>15594816
GET FUCKED NEETS
YOU'RE THE WAGIE NOW

[Anonymous No.15595241]

>>15595192
i'm progressive but there's almost like there's a rational economic reason for it and private business can do as it pleases

[Anonymous No.15595283]

>Be customer
>Normally use self checkout
>But stocking up because COVID
>Know I have too many items and self checkout will constantly ask for assistance
>So go to regular checkout instead
>Cashier is obviously a high school kid
>Name tag shows their start date
>It was less than 2 months ago
>She scans everything but what's under the cart and in the small front basket
>Be good consumer, "hey...don't forget that"
>She scans the soda that's on sale on the bottom of the cart
>Doesn't scan the basket which contained everything I got some the butcher
>She still doesn't notice while ringing up my total
>Don't say anything because I already pointed it out once
>Walk out of the store without paying for nearly $50 of steaks, salmon, and other miscellaneous small items
>Part of me felt bad because who knows how much money the store was losing to her incompetence
>Other part of me didn't care because it's a big chain and I appreciated saving $50

[Anonymous No.15595294]

>>15595241
Nah, I get that and obviously the business must protect itself and clearly the items in question are often stolen, all on board.

I'm just blown away somebody hasn't make a fucking Twitter campaign or Instagram video about it in these wacky times. Cancel Kroger! What have you.

[Anonymous No.15595316]

>>15595283
I would be conflicted about this as well. I don't know why I should or would, but a little bit of me would.

Not like it comes out of her drawer, you pointed it out, and if it's a big chain, dw about it, like you said!

[Anonymous No.15595345]

shoplifting is cringe

[Anonymous No.15595374]

>>15587653
>trying to self check booze
>goth guy with twenty piercings, stringy black hair, and a skull mask walks up
>types in his ID
>it's 666
>types in his override password
>it's also 666

yeah I'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.15595389]

>>15587669
why does it pause to say ITEM in place of where the actual name of the item would clearly go? I notice that sometimes it correctly states what fruit you're buying. is it just that lazy store owners have to manually input item codes per UPC and thus choose to completely skip the feature?

[Anonymous No.15595459]

>>15592293
see this is just proving what a sheep midwit you are. the self check lanes are terrible and take twice as long to bag while usually having little to no space to adequately bag a full cart, plus all of the time the computer fucks up cost me like two extra minutes waiting for some retard to punch in a five digit code. the real grocery pill is this: normal checkout line but with reusable reinforced self bagging. kick the bag retard out of the way (they always place their least experienced staff here) and use your huge super strong bags to layer perfectly all heavy items on bottom and soft items on top so that you never end up with crushed bread again. the stream of items is constant and any scan failures are literally the fault of the store (1/2 my cashiers forget to scan at least one item). everyone is at the self check so the lines for traditional cashiers are usually shorter than you'd expect. cramming everything into strong bags means you can take one trip from the car. bagging yourself means you can sort cold/room temp items for easy unload. it takes me half as long to do it this way and the only reason to use self check is if you're a fucking thief, in which case kys.

[Anonymous No.15595462]

>>15592293
Traditional lanes are definitely for midwits. Self-checkout is for high-IQ people who can scan faster than the jaded employee as well as the low-IQ and niggest who want to steal

[Anonymous No.15596026]

>>15587675
I worked at a grocery for a few months and one time briefly saw in to this little room and it was full of tv screens with two dudes watching them. Only a matter of time

[Anonymous No.15596153]

>>15595462
I prefer self checkout because of some sort of anxiety of the social kind. Like I just wanna take my time bagging my shit and not being rushed by the checkout person.

[Anonymous No.15596226]

>>15587669
>always forget my bags but don't want to pay for more
>always put I'm not going to bag whatever I just scanned since I have no bags
>put it in bagging area anyways
>keeps giving me the error
>don't understand why
>stacy cashier finally gets fed up with having to clear the error and snaps at me
>feel like an idiot for the rest of the day

I'm sorry I didn't know it kept track of the weight ;_;
I'll never make that mistake again

[Anonymous No.15596229]

>>15588655
fuck off with this boomer shit. I bet you're one of those faggots that asks if you get a discount for doing it yourself.

[Anonymous No.15596242]

>>15595185
target puts rfid tags on literally everything, even washcloths

[Anonymous No.15596244]

>>15588655
this is why if I ever get stopped on the way out and the person tries to check my receipt I will tell them to fuck off because I already checked it myself when I checked out.

[Anonymous No.15596320]

>>15596026
It’s cringe that you actually believe this, however, one could easily pretend to be a complete moron by just lazily sliding items over without actually confirming whether it scanned or not.
Sure, they might come and ask to scan your items for you because you’re clearly mentally handicapped, but you won’t be able to be charged with shoplifting easily. A bit harder to get away with if you aren’t over the age of 40. By the time I’m 40, it won’t even be excusable anymore.

[Anonymous No.15596330]

>>15588655
>pay us while you do our job
First of all, the only reason it’s defined as their job is because of how stores have been traditionally set up. There’s nothing necessitating cashiers in a store besides as convenience and assuring you don’t lose money.
Second of all, the main purpose of self checkout (although it seldom works due to mental retardation and poor programming) is to speed up the check out process by adding more check out spaces per area. Theoretically each check out should take about the same amount of time as a regular cashier, but again, poor programming and mental retardation.
It’s not like there’s a 1:1 ratio of self checkout machines to employees who work on/for these machines and there’s literally someone getting paid to sit there and do nothing while you use the machine. It’s a completely nonsensical notion.

[Anonymous No.15596341]

>>15594796
>>15594746
>>15594220
It's actually pretty common to find anti-theft stickers on meat nowadays.

>>15595294
They tried, but those always fail because the companies can pull out statistics showing that those are high theft items in general and warrant additional security and companies are also more than willing to install security cabinets in low-theft areas as well.

[Anonymous No.15596359]

>>15596330
Your average Walmart supercenter will have between 24-32 self checkout kiosks and lanes. Unless the majority of them are down it's almost impossible for them not to be faster for their given space footprint. It's also why it's almost impossible for them to lose money from theft at the self-checkouts, because they only need 2 people to staff them.

[Anonymous No.15596439]

>>15587653

>hate wagies and corporations
>finish self-checkout
>take out the strong magnet I keep in my jacket pocket and wipe it over the touchscreen
>leave

[Anonymous No.15596457]

>don't know how to input the extra plastic bag price
>I get away with stealing few cents most of the time

[Anonymous No.15596884]

>>15589227
saved

[Anonymous No.15596921]

i like self checkouts since i can feed my change into them without having to awkwardly fiddle around in my wallet to give a cashier exact change (i keep cash because it's a lifesaver whenever i randomly come upon a cash only shop or food stand).

the bag weight has never worked for me, so i only use it when getting a small amount of items and then awkwardly shuffle them into my bag after finishing the transaction. swings and roundabouts

[Anonymous No.15596938]

Do you people ACTUALLY have issues with self checkouts or are you LARP-ing being retarded?

If you know how to use a touch screen, and operate basic machinery like a car, you should be able to use something that most children can do.. right? you're not that fucked in the head are you? right?!

[Anonymous No.15596946]

>>15595283
If it's a big chain, IE walmart, Target, literally no fucks given. I've stolen thousands of dollars of merchandise by putting stuff in a garbage can, and buying the garbage can.

Local places and smaller businesses though, you can go fuck yourself if you steal from them

[Anonymous No.15596950]

>>15596439
>magnet
>touchscreen

WOW YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

[Anonymous No.15597031]

>>15596226
everybody else gets it you stupid fucking nonce

[Anonymous No.15597058]

What are the detectors at the front of a grocery store actually meant to detect when no groceries have tags that the clerk has to remove? Are they literally just a theatric to scare you?

[Anonymous No.15597066]

>>15597058
Tagged items, booze.

[Anonymous No.15597074]

>>15597066
What about items that don't have tags to remove or those metal stickers that get scanned?

[Anonymous No.15597078]

>>15597074
They're not high risk or high value enough for the store to care

[Anonymous No.15597088]

>>15587653
Pssst... just walk out with it bro. Everybody does it.

[Anonymous No.15597097]

>>15588770
KEK

[Anonymous No.15597124]

Minimal work for minimal wages, faggot
Dont like it, go homestead instead of grocery shopping

[Anonymous No.15597143]

>>15588692
>le Nazis r evil
Fucking kys you waste of space

[Anonymous No.15597164]

>>15593972
In my country you get randomly selected and the assistant checks 5-6 random items in your bag to check you actually scanned them. Happens once every couple months for me

[Anonymous No.15597186]

>>15587653
Just took a shit and it smells like blueberries, not sure if I should be concerned

[Anonymous No.15597274]

>>15587675
watched an old guy with a cart full of stuff bitching at me that he's been stuck in the store forever and just wants to leave (he was trying to cut in front of me in line), so I let him by and he just walks out of the store with a cart full of groceries. no way he'd paid for those and just got stuck in the store, he just rolled the full cart thru the self check out lane, paying no attention to scanning anything and left.

[Anonymous No.15597294]

>>15596229
>>15596330
you are a very good goyim and you will be rewarded with riches by yahweh in the ever after for your obedience to the holy merchants. good goyim. good goyim.

[Anonymous No.15597318]

>>15587653
costco supposedly checks your receipt against what is in your cart when you leave.

on day we go there when we get to the car we have a bottle of vodka that we didn't buy, and it was not on the receipt.

Most likely it belonged to the people who were in front of us.

[Anonymous No.15597319]

>>15597058
same thing as my bank. i walk in with whatever metal, weapons or objects in my pocket. detectors never go off.

[Anonymous No.15598474]

>>15597294
If you’re shopping at stores like Walmart you’re already beyond saving, so don’t go preaching at people trying to tell you how fucking fat, stupid, and lazy you are.

[Anonymous No.15598505]

I got free sushi from sams because I had a idiot check out mexican. He added it twice, took it off, put the other sushi back on twice, took one off... added the second one again for some reason, took it off, did the rest of the groceries, ehhh you didn't take one of the sushi's off... Ok... Free sushi! I didn't even need to fuck a single child that evening.

tldr: use it to your advantage.

[Anonymous No.15598556]

>>15587675
I love giving myself discounts. Honeycrisp apples? Yea, sure.. I'm gonna charge myself for onions instead. Ribeye steak? Doesn't really take long to find another sticker from chicken breast with the same weight.
>>15589236
>>15589276
>>15590597
>>15597274
Based

[Anonymous No.15598598]

>>15596026
I knew a meth addict who would push a cart with a big ass tv right out the front door without paying. He did this every week for like six months before he got caught.

[Anonymous No.15598611]

>>15596359
The thing about Walmart is that they don't really make much money on groceries. The other side of the store is where most of the profit comes from

[Anonymous No.15598652]

>>15590312
As a retailcuck I can testify most customers don't want you to show where the item is, they just insist on "oh just point me in the right direction" and you kind of have to insist on going with them because you know customers are blind and can't find shit and then get angery when they can't find what they're looking for.

[Anonymous No.15598751]

>>15597031
fuck you faggot

[Anonymous No.15598778]

>>15595459
if you have a full cart self checkout isn't for you, fucking mong.
didn't read the rest of your retarded word vomit.

[Anonymous No.15598797]

I dont use the self checkout because I want the cashier to do the work for me

[Anonymous No.15599188]

>>15592327
why do low-ceilinged grocery stores feel so comfy? the huge warehouse ones feel sterile and industrial

[Anonymous No.15599222]

>>15587675
Stop stealing my gimmick.

[Anonymous No.15599433]

>>15587675

Niggers in my high crime city are constantly getting busted at my safeway for stealing, they always put up a big fight and shout and scream and security usually lets them go after it causes a big scene.... meanwhile im fake scanning half my shit and give a cheerful goodbye to the staff. If only niggers were smarter.

[Anonymous No.15599473]

>>15597164

why wouldn't you just tell us the name of the country?

[Anonymous No.15599494]

>>15598751
>>15596226
cat posting faggot weeb

[Anonymous No.15599632]

>>15589276
yeah but too bad ur still white lmao

[Anonymous No.15599762]

>>15594895
I

[Anonymous No.15599825]

>>15599433
>constantly getting busted at my safeway
where the fuck do you live? safeway, at least where i live, has a policy where you are not supposed to stop shoplifters. a safeway in the ghetto here had to close down because people would just walk out with carts full of groceries without paying and nobody stopped them. it happens at the other safeways in other neighborhoods here too. one lady at a safeway here got fired for stopping a shoplifter and got maced.

[Anonymous No.15599848]

For produce, hold the item so you can slightly lift it to reduce the weight to almost nothing.

[Anonymous No.15599918]

>>15587675
I haven't paid for higher end meats and cheeses in years because of this

[Anonymous No.15600011]

>>15587675
wasn't there an article a year or two ago that popped up that some kid scanned a PS4 as weighable fruit for $9 or something?
why the fuck was there a PS4 in a grocery store and why was it not locked behind glass

[Anonymous No.15600037]

>>15600011
could have been a walmart maybe?


i had a friend who would put his entire basket on a scale, and weigh it all as potatoes. then he would leave without bagging anything and take the basket too. not sure why you just wouldnt walk out at that point and not even bother paying - but get kept getting away with it

[Anonymous No.15600067]

Every company is going to have a policy not to stop shoplifters because if an employee fucks up they are on the hook for kidnapping with assault and who knows what else.
You can't prove theft without having the person in sight from taking the item to leaving with it.

It's also terrible business to antagonize customers which the holocough has made them seemingly forget. I get some bitch clerk talking shit every time.
I also had some nigger ask to see my bags after clerk didn't remove magnetic thing or whatever. Told him to fuck off and I avoid shopping there.

[Anonymous No.15600093]

>>15587653
For some reason its the cheapest most low value grocery chain that has the only acceptable system here. Too bad they have shit produce.

[Anonymous No.15600132]

>>15598778
I'll find you, fucker

[Anonymous No.15600267]

>>15587675
Ever since places started charging for bags I double bag everything and declare I've used 0. They all go straight into the bin after I've put everything away too.

[Anonymous No.15600297]

you do understand the "males" who work checkouts at supermarkets are the type of "males" that don't want to do any physical labour

[Anonymous No.15600345]

>>15587675
If the area your placing the items has a scale on it it will chimp out so it makes it difficult, I found the best way is to only take out and scan from your bag only the things you're going to pay for and just leave what you're not going to scan in your bag.

[Anonymous No.15600369]

>>15600267
Holy based, fuck the environment unironically

[Anonymous No.15600384]

>>15599825

SF. The security definitely stops the shoplifters, i see it happen all the time. Like literally 50% of all my grocery trips I see some type of incident go down.

[Anonymous No.15600397]

>>15587675
Imagine being a grown ass man and you can't even afford to buy groceries

[Anonymous No.15600399]

>>15599825

Maybe its not a policy, its just that the security guards are lazy niggers themselves.

[Anonymous No.15600452]

>>15599848

but then it doesn't match the weight when you place it with the rest of your items, and the machine says its an error

[Anonymous No.15600464]

>>15600067

absolutely not true, you have clearly never been busted or had friends busted by security for shoplifting... its happened to my buddys dozens upon dozens of times over the years.

[Anonymous No.15600471]

>>15598598
Based meth man.

[Anonymous No.15600508]

>>15595241
You don't see it in rural Maine. I doubt it's an economic issue.

[Anonymous No.15600549]

>>15592310
One time an old black lady tipped me $1 for loading her groceries into her car for her. But the real tip was getting to ride the rascal scooter back into the store since she was too lazy to bring it back herself.

[Anonymous No.15600573]

>>15600549
>getting to ride the rascal scooter back into the store
that was the best part

[Anonymous No.15600589]

>>15600369
If China doesn't give a fuck why should I?

[bruce No.15600733]

>go to stop and shit earlier today
>have headphones in, listening to a podcast
>say what's going on to the cashier
>of course I get an autist
>immediately starts talking about how he only has an hour left in his shift
>I point to my headphones and just shake my head
>rings up a frozen PF Chang meal kit that that was on sale
>guy keeps talking, says something about someone he knows going to a PF chang and they had undercooked vegetables or some shit
>I take out my earphone and just sternly say YEAH I'M NOT AT A PF CHANG'S put headphone back in
>he finally shuts up
I never thought the day would come, but I guess I'm a Karen. Fuck that guy.

[Anonymous No.15601648]

>>15600397
>Imagine running interference for corporations

[Anonymous No.15601682]

>>15587666
For me it's the geru

[Anonymous No.15601784]

>>15587653
Now thats a soy chugging nu-male.

>Blake
lel

[Anonymous No.15602526]

>>15587653
in my country self check-out works fine, also we tend to have a worker standing guard in the self-checkout section anyways so you wouldn't have to wait for long.

[Anonymous No.15602608]

https://youtu.be/fQrKIKuGIYY

[Anonymous No.15603141]

>>15587675
Here they ask you to take out 5 items and they will scan only those. They're not allowed to look in your bag. Dumb as fuck, but unfortunately I have morals.

[Anonymous No.15603219]

>>15595389
Why would I want the stupid thing to announce to the whole store every single item I'm buying? It's bad enough that it loudly announces my total. I wish they gave more fucks about privacy on these things, cashiers don't shout your totals over a loudspeaker but those fucking machines are always on max volume for some reason.

[Anonymous No.15603220]

>>15587675
I'd love to shoplift and do drugs and generally be a degenerate shit.
We have a very soft justice system here.
But my job and career would be ruined even if I was unpunished by the courts.

[Anonymous No.15603251]

>>15590237
>security tags on items
Just scan and pay for the item and then use a wire cutters to remove the tag at home.
I've done it plenty of times

[Anonymous No.15603276]

>>15595283
Okay, this is interesting.
Do the cashiers unpack your basket or trolley at the till?
In civilisation you usually take your items out of the basket/trolley yourself and place them on a conveyor belt for the cashier to scan.
I'm always amazed at all the new ways that Americans are lazy.

[Anonymous No.15603279]

>>15595462
Is there an item limit for self service tills in the US?

[Anonymous No.15603280]

>>15587675
Can't do that in my shops, bagging area is on scales, so it would know that you are bagging something that hasn't been scanned.

[Anonymous No.15603294]

>>15597143
The g*rmans are and always have been evil.

[Anonymous No.15603295]

>>15597318
How did they miss the vodka?
I thought receipt checkers checked every item that you leave the store with against what you paid for at the till?

[Anonymous No.15603323]

if you don't steal at least one item every time you self checkout you are a slave

[Anonymous No.15603450]

When I worked at walmart at 18 all I was told is to ask for receipts for anything that's not in a bag even if it can't possibly fit in a bag. Got screamed at a few times but I was just a wagie so what did I care usually it was some basketball american saying I'm racist but it was kinda nice being hit on by the older women and black chicks

[Anonymous No.15604115]

>>15587653
>be customer
>self check out
>PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.jpg
>memorize sekrit menu location and employee number (regular shopping time)
>tap on screen, type in number
>continue scanning
>employee comes over
>"hey bro do you need he-. Wait, what happened?"
>Dunno man, machine just buggin' out, you know how it is haha
>"Haha yeah bro totally, happens all the time"
>Sure does, thanks anyways, man
>"No problem"
>shoplift anyways
Just be smart and be sociable, get away with it every time. Damn it feels good to be a normie

[Anonymous No.15604130]

>be reddit
>post funny meme arrows story

[Anonymous No.15604193]

Why is the guy with the key to the tropical fruit case always on break? I literally haven't had a kiwi in months because of this.

[Anonymous No.15604226]

>>15597143
You're trying way too hard, anon. Literally nobody is impressed

[Anonymous No.15604804]

>>15604193
They keep tropical fruit locked away? What third world kekhole do you live in?