The big honkin’ guide to America’s regional pizza styles

[Anonymous No.15583975]

What is your favorite 'ZZA, /ck/?


https://thetakeout.com/a-guide-to-americas-regional-pizza-styles-1846061908

[Anonymous No.15583991]

Fuck your blog, faggot.

[Anonymous No.15584228]

>>15583975
"Colorado-style" is made in literally one restaurant, and it's shit.

[Anonymous No.15584623]

>Brier Hill is a super unique style of pizza that, to our knowledge, hasn’t really made it out of Youngstown, Ohio in a big way, though dedicated seekers may be able to find it from Pittsburgh to Cleveland. The name refers to its neighborhood of origin, Brier Hill. It’s known for its thick sauce, bell peppers, and the use of Romano cheese instead of mozzarella.

Americans are mentally ill. Everything has to be a style.
>Wow dude, you put bell peppers on a pizza?
>Where do you live?
>Bro you just invented [Insert region/city] style!

[Anonymous No.15584627]

>>15583975
Not gonna read that but it has flyover written all over it.

[Anonymous No.15584846]

Why are burgers so much more obsessed with pizza than italians?

[Anonymous No.15584879]

>>15584846
They made it, we perfected it

[Anonymous No.15584971]

>>15584846
The 'za belongs to us now.

[Anonymous No.15585004]

Unlike some other jaded posters above, I love a good listicle slideshow every now and then, thanks OP.
>A Philly tomato pie (not to be confused with a Trenton tomato pie, also on this list), is a square focaccia-like bread topped with a thick layer of tomato sauce. In this style, the tomatoes are the star, not cheese, as some versions have no cheese whatsoever. Others have a small scattering of Parmesan to finish it off. It’s eaten cold or at room temperature. They are deceptively simple on paper, but a good tomato pie slice at room temp can be absolutely exceptional.
Interesting.

>>15584228
What;s bad about it. It looks and sounds amazing, like they gave the pie a metastasizing cancer of honey, bread, and and cheese.

[Anonymous No.15585008]

>>15583975
'troit 'yle 'an 'za

[Anonymous No.15585015]

>>15584623
Eat my cock you raging faggot europoor. All day every day it's just "bla bla Americans suck bla bla" we get it you're obsessed with our fat cocks but you can't have any of this:)
Also our food is better and you probably live in a shithole and you eat gruel for dinner.
Get a life bitch

[Anonymous No.15585513]

I made a "Detroit" style last Sunday. Made the dough, sauce.

It was pretty good. I was surprised the dough came out good. Never done it before nor done it using a kitchen aide mixer.

[Anonymous No.15585534]

>>15584228
BeauJo's is based

[Anonymous No.15585543]

>The Big Chonky wholesome chungey boiZa

[G8rH8r No.15585554]

I like it tire style

[Anonymous No.15586663]

>>15585554
Holy shit... that's fucking rank. Literally 2/3 of the pizza is inedible.

[Anonymous No.15586676]

>>15584846
It's an american food. Saying it's italian is like saying orange chicken is chinese food

[Anonymous No.15586779]

>>15585015
I've rarely seen an ameripoor this mad before

[Anonymous No.15586784]

>>15585554
huh?

[Anonymous No.15586795]

>>15586663
that's just part of the little caesar's experience

[Anonymous No.15586932]

>>15586779
you've never been baited this hard before either apparently

[Anonymous No.15587051]

>>15583975
We have had a kind of pizza around here in southern ohio for 30+ years that I'm not familiar of anywhere else.
Sorry no pics.

>Crust is very thick, soft and flavorful but bottom. And edge Is crunchy,
>Very little kinda sweet sauce.
>Cheese is only provalone.
>Covered in a small diameter very thin sliced pepperoni that crisps and curls up.
>Square cut.
It's pretty popular around here and it's crust Is the best part of it.

[Anonymous No.15587112]

True Chicago, or Midwestern, pizza. I don't see it listed because they fear us.

It requires a good knowledge of dough. The very thin, often crispy, crust, needs to be able to stand up to a very loose sauce, and plenty of cheese as well as the option of any ingredient you want. The reason it can still be picked and eaten without falling apart is that it is cut into small squares.

[Anonymous No.15587145]

>>15587051
Found a pic

[Anonymous No.15587298]

>>15585015
>>15586932
Imagine seething this much about Europe.

[Anonymous No.15587301]

>>15586676
No, it's an Italian food.

Americans have their own style of it, but the original pizza is Italian.

Whereas orange chicken - I don't even know what that is, but I assume it's something invented in the USA. But pizza wasn't invented in the USA. It was invented in Italy.

[Anonymous No.15587395]

>>15583975
New Haven style is objectively and the best

[Anonymous No.15587600]

>>15587301
Italian pizza and american pizza are two completely different things. And we all know which one is meant when someone says "pizza."

[Anonymous No.15588367]

>>15587112
they listed 'Tavern style' which is the defacto pizza most Chicagoans eat. Not that deep dish shit like /ck/ and touristfags are led to believe.

[Anonymous No.15588413]

>>15587298
Ok I imagined it. Now what?

[Anonymous No.15588438]

>>15584623
>t. Pic related

[Anonymous No.15588786]

>>15583975
>baked in (heh)
Stopped reading there
>>15584228
There’s a few BeauJo’s around the front range, you’d know that if you’ve lived here more than six months you califag

[Anonymous No.15588806]

>>15585554
They used the blue ring instead of the orange.

[Anonymous No.15588828]

Here's my top 3:
Deep dish. Yes I live in Chicago. No, deep dish is not at all good
New York 'Za, wit a thin crust. Delicious
Homemade. Nothing better than a rustic baby

[Anonymous No.15588879]

>>15588828
That’s only 2

[Anonymous No.15590511]

>>15584228
Beaujos is fucking delicious, fuck you faggot leave my state

[Anonymous No.15590566]

>>15583975
The author of this seems to have never left the state of Ohio

[Anonymous No.15590571]

>>15585004
>eaten at room temp
I guess people in Philly haven't quite wrapped their heads around food safety and bacteria, huh?

[Anonymous No.15590627]

>>15584623
>The land of protected cheeses getting mad at a country for having regional styles
There's a fucking long standing conflict in Italy about 2 types of lasagna and which is more culturally significant

[Anonymous No.15590643]

>>15587301
I guess all pasta dished are asian then. You can't just change the name and add ingredients and pretend it's your own

[Anonymous No.15590660]

>>15583975
dominos but without the fuckin corn meal cuz I get it from work for like 5.75 for a medium

[kemseerminkælling No.15591179]

>>15583975
PSA deep dish is not a pizza but a pie

[Anonymous No.15591204]

>>15587112
We don’t eat this cardboard flat square cut round pizza in michigan

[Anonymous No.15591402]

>>15583975
I've never heard of DC jumbo slice pizza. What if I don't want a slice that big? Can I get a half a slice?

[Anonymous No.15591630]

For me, it's a fresh 'go 'za.

[Anonymous No.15592752]

detroit pizza is the best of all pizzas. simple as

[Anonymous No.15593055]

>>15585554
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.15593152]

>>15587301
Look at any country's pizza, it will resemble actual pizza (American) and not burnt toast with tomato paste and some leaves. That's just fact. The most popular pizza in Italy is now dominoes. That's just fact.

[Anonymous No.15593168]

>>15593152

My wife has a penis, that’s also a fact

Doesn’t make her or pizza any less Italian

[Anonymous No.15593191]

>>15592752

This. Detroit is a cut above all other pizza, it doesn’t try to hard to be a pie like Chicago and isn’t terrible and greasy like New York, it’s simply just the best.

[Anonymous No.15594048]

>>15593191
None better than Buddys

[Anonymous No.15594069]

>>15583975
Neapolitan
New York
Detroit

[Anonymous No.15594114]

>>15588786
all locations of any chain are the same restaurant

[Anonymous No.15594141]

>>15591402
>What if I don't want a slice that big?
Then stop being such a little fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.15594173]

Any Oregon fags in the house? We have American Dream pizza, it’s pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15594200]

>>15585554
love me a goatse pie

[Anonymous No.15594245]

>>15594048
I need to make my way up to Ann Arbor (fuck Detroit) someday soon and have Buddy's. I've never tried it but I love the fuck out of Detroit pizza, would be nice to try the original.

[Anonymous No.15594262]

STOP EATING
STOP IT

[Anonymous No.15594285]

Oh, they actually mentioned quad city style. This is a pretty comprehensive list

[Anonymous No.15594288]

>>15594245
Why fuck Detroit? You're missing out if you're not fucking with the food in the D.

[Anonymous No.15594294]

>/ck/ will defend this

[Anonymous No.15594317]

>>15594288
Detroit is a ghetto shithole. I avoid it whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.15594338]

>>15594288
Your city is a punchline and has been since 1967

[Anonymous No.15594431]

>>15594317
I'm not saying it isn't a ghetto shithole, I'm just saying there are things there that are worth going to. Eastern Market, the OG Coneys, Telway, and of course Asian Corned Beef.

[Anonymous No.15595484]

>>15591402
>You gotta love the Jumbo 'Cheese Pizza' in DC! The Politicians just go crazy for it! Just grab your 'napkin' and have a grand time!

[Anonymous No.15595551]

fuck chicago pizza fuck new york pizza fuck detroit pizza fuck football pizza fuck margherita pizza

bar style pizza is the best and if you dont know what that is you're not a real pizza guy

[Anonymous No.15595993]

>>15585004
they have this in RI too, I thought it was interesting once I moved there for college. Haven't tried it but would like to

[Anonymous No.15596006]

>>15595484
top kek lmao

[Anonymous No.15597081]

>>15583975
>zza
It's just "za" you fag.

[Anonymous No.15597092]

>>15587298
>yuropoor seethes about America
>American complains about yuropoor
>"Lol America is obsessed!"
Yurop has perfected the gaslight.

[Anonymous No.15597163]

>>15583975
>trying to derive some fascimile of culture from slight variations in dough, tomato and cheese
Fucking Americans, kek.

[Anonymous No.15597169]

Fuck kids. Fuck kids in the ass.

[Anonymous No.15597193]

>>15597163
Yuros go one step further and trademark the slight variations in order to corner the market because their products arent good enough on their own to compete on the open market.

[Anonymous No.15597204]

>>15591179
>deep dish is not a pizza pie it's a pie pizza

[Anonymous No.15597236]

>>15590571
>what’s that? this food has been on the counter for a half hour?
>into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.15597248]

>>15588438

Cope.

[Anonymous No.15597252]

>>15597193
B E S E S S E N

[Anonymous No.15597303]

I don't trust any pizza not made by a greasy Mediterranean with black curly hair all over their bodies.

[Anonymous No.15597382]

>>15597252
see >>15597092

[Anonymous No.15597432]

For me, it's Colorado pizza. Perfection.

[Anonymous No.15597463]

>>15583975
Massachusetts bar pizza is so good. It’s very rare though. Most places in Mass are Greek style pizza or just regular “NY style”.

[Anonymous No.15597699]

>>15597432
Love that sloppa!!

[Anonymous No.15598056]

>>15585554
It's like if pizza had retards

[Anonymous No.15598092]

>>15587600
>>15593152
>Americans have their own style of it, but the original pizza is Italian.
>Whereas orange chicken - I don't even know what that is, but I assume it's something invented in the USA. But pizza wasn't invented in the USA. It was invented in Italy.

>>15590643
Wikipedia says the origin of pasta is Italy.

[Anonymous No.15598122]

>>15597092
Imagine seething this much about Europe.

[Anonymous No.15598164]

>>15598092
>Wikipedia says origin of pasta is Italy.
Read the fucking page nigger.

[Anonymous No.15598174]

>>15591402
Imagine not lining the edge with toppings. Americans are truly fucktards.

[Anonymous No.15598177]

>>15594294
That's not a pizza. Only yanks would think a fucking pie with no dough on top and salami and cheese constitutes a pizza. It's basically a fucking pie with no top dough.

[Anonymous No.15598190]

>>15584846
>https://thetakeout.com/a-guide-to-americas-regional-pizza-styles-1846061908
Americans are passionate and artistic

[Anonymous No.15598191]

>>15585554
Based
>>15586663
The crust is literally the best tasting part of the pizza you manchild

[Anonymous No.15598213]

>Dayton style

this isn't fucking Dayton, Pizza king all over Indiana sells pizza exactly like this

[Anonymous No.15598218]

>>15598164
>Place of origin: Italy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta

Cope and seethe, moron.

[Anonymous No.15598427]

>>15598218
It literally says there in the article that the precursor to pasta is palestinian. Presumably, pasta is a modification to it

[Anonymous No.15598446]

>>15583975
>heckin keanu chonkin guide to epic nom noms

[Anonymous No.15599243]

>>15598427
>Place of origin: Italy
Cope and seethe.

[Anonymous No.15599255]

>>15599243
NIGGERTALIANS NIGGERTALIANS NIGGERTALIANS

[Anonymous No.15599328]

Dayton looks interesting

[Anonymous No.15599354]

>>15584228
Beujos is the best pizza I've ever eaten.
Consider the following;
>A. Seethe
>B. Dilate
>C. All of the above

[Anonymous No.15599392]

>>15593168
Your wife cant have a penis because women dont have a penis. If your wife has a penis then your wife is actually your husband. Your husband will never be your wife and he will also never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.15599418]

>>15598092

[Anonymous No.15599446]

>>15598218
There's a reason you aren't allowed to use wikipedia as a source

[Anonymous No.15599496]

>>15588786
>There’s a few BeauJo’s around the front range, you’d know that if you’ve lived here more than six months you califag
There's only like 1 location in the entire Denver area, it's not like they're widespread or common by any means. And AFAIK there aren't any other restaurants that serve that type of pizza so it's literally just one restaurant doing it. That's not "Colorado Style" it's "Beau Jo's style"

[Anonymous No.15599528]

>>15599418
Noodles aren't the same thing as pasta.

[Anonymous No.15599541]

>>15599528
>noodles aren't the same thing as pasta
If were going to get into semantics then AMERICAN PIZZA ISN'T THE SAME THING AS ITALIAN PIZZA YOU FUCK

[Anonymous No.15599549]

>>15590627
>There's a fucking long standing conflict in Italy about 2 types of lasagna and which is more culturally significant
So? They're actual recipes with actual history. Some faggot in the ohio didn't invent putting bell pepper on pizza.

[Anonymous No.15599576]

>>15599549
The only difference between the two is whats inside and how wavy the pasta is. Its no different from the pizza discussion.

To a layman they're both lasagna/lasagne but to an Italian from that region saying you prefer one over the other is fighting words.

[Anonymous No.15599629]

pay debnts

[Anonymous No.15599644]

>>15586663
>bread is inedible
then get a gluten-free one

[Anonymous No.15599659]

If you don’t think tomato pies completely BTFO everything else, you’re wrong

[Anonymous No.15599884]

>>15599541
PIZZA IS ITALIAN, YOU FUCK

[Anonymous No.15599891]

>>15593152
As well as my other reply to you, there's also this:
>The most popular pizza in Italy is now dominoes.
Source?

[Anonymous No.15599895]

>>15599541
You'll never be able to defeat European lingistics autism, it's not worth trying. The fact that noodles and pasta have different names but American pizza and Italian pizza are both called "pizza" is all it takes for these morons to latch on for life.

[Anonymous No.15599925]

>>15599884
In italy, pizza is children's food.

[Anonymous No.15599951]

>>15594294
I really want to try Chicago style pizza but I doubt I can get it in my country

[Anonymous No.15599959]

>>15599925
It's still an Italian food.

[Anonymous No.15599975]

>>15598177
... so a pizza?

[Anonymous No.15599987]

>California-style
>WELL ERM YOU SEE IT CAN TAKE MANY FORMS SO LONG AS IT USES FRESH INGREDIENTS

that's not a style. you aren't special.

[Anonymous No.15599998]

>>15599987
California style is when you make a gay vegan salad and put it in a brick oven for a couple minutes.

[Anonymous No.15600008]

>>15599998
I wasn't aware there were straight vegan salads.

[Anonymous No.15600022]

>>15599895
I have no idea why I tried. I was going to try to point out cheesecakes and sandwiches as other good examples of things that people only eat the non original versions of which are comparatively a different food, but he would just pick wikipedia and say "uh sandwiches are british and cheesecakes are greek" because the retard has never eaten a greek cheesecake or british sandwich to know the difference.

[Anonymous No.15600057]

>>15598177

[Anonymous No.15600128]

>>15599895
>>15600022
Imagine seething this much about Europe.

[Anonymous No.15600221]

>>15600128
The euro cries out as he hits you

[Anonymous No.15600497]

>>15584846
we eat junk food occasionally, americans are forced to make it their basic diet. The blatant corruption of the food system in the US is a sad situation

[Anonymous No.15600503]

>>15600221
Seethe.

[Anonymous No.15600547]

>>15593152
domino tried to open shop in Milan -the most globohomo place in Italy- and still failed miserably. You're spounting stupid shit for yous

[Anonymous No.15600562]

>>15588438
>he thinks criticism is jealousy
LMAO

You're just obsessed with non-Americans.

[Anonymous No.15600568]

>>15588828
>Here's my top 3:
>Deep dish
>No, deep dish is not at all good
So it's in your top 3 but it's not good? What?

[Anonymous No.15600761]

>>15600562
This.

>Americans do dumb thing
>Wow that's dumb.
>Obsessed American on /ck/: FUCKING EUROPEANS! IM GOING TO SPEND YEARS MAKING SHIT UP ABOUT HOW YOU ALL LIVE IN MUDHUTS TO DEAL WITH MY ALL ENCOMPASSING OBSESSION! HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT ME

o b s e s s e d

[Anonymous No.15600831]

>>15587145
tommy's pizza? this shit sucks though

[Anonymous No.15601368]

>>15600761
Yes, yes, we cannot expect Europeans to be able to handle bants, we know