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People unironically pay for this. What the fuck?

>> No.15577954

>>15577937
I havent ordered delivery of any kind in over five years. No idea

>> No.15577962

>>15577937
Imagine how ridiculous a Five Guys burger costs after everything's added up.

>> No.15577965

>>15577937
I just order enough food for 3-2 days. Makes it even more affordable if you spread it out like that.
Did the math, I live oss $10-15 a day top and I get door dash several times a week.

>> No.15577969

>>15577937
>tipping

>> No.15578278

>>15577969
Still 3x the price without a tip

>> No.15578285

>he uses doordash
neck yourself for using a courier company, you subhuman

>> No.15578289

>>15577937
It's called "I'm fucking rich". Stay jealous.

>> No.15578292

>>15577937
It's the boomers fault I can't afford a house!

>> No.15578293

>>15578289
Won't be rich for long

>> No.15578300

>>15578293
I've literally spent 60 bucks on takeout every day for the last year and a half. I make all that back and then some with passive income.

Cope.

>> No.15578310
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15578310

>>15578300
>bragging about being rich on anonymous board

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15578311

>>15577937
>Regulatory Response Fee
>Small Order Fee

>> No.15578315

Just buy 10 dollars worth of stuff and you won't get the small order fee you scrub

>> No.15578375

>>15578315
What if he only wants one drink? It's "only" $8 for the product (s)he wants, including fee. Why spend even more?

>> No.15578376

>>15578311
it's run by the chinese, which are like jews but honest about their dishonesty

>> No.15578383

>>15578375
Nevermind, saw that it's actually $9 w/ small order fee.

>> No.15578386

>>15578300
Good job fatty

>> No.15578399

I don't get why people are so stingy over delivery. You're asking for an employee to transport a tea across a city, that won't be free.

>> No.15578439

These delivery services are meant for rich people. It's a luxury.

>> No.15578446

>$22 for a cup of tea
I could make one for 10p

>> No.15578452

>>15578300
lol this nigga think he rich because he can afford food

>> No.15578456

>>15578446
Would you make me one and deliver it to my house for 10p?

>> No.15578479

>>15578399
I live in an actual developed country. Minimum order size ranges from 8 to 15 bucks, delivery fee is between 2 and 4 dollars with nothing else added on. America's service industry is just straight up cucked.

>> No.15578483

>>15578456
No that's the brown person's job

>> No.15578498

>>15578479
There's plenty of places with free delivery but you're a fool if you think they actually deliver it out of the kindness of their hearts

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15579256

>>15577937
My names Dan, and I've never once wasted money on a delivery app.

>> No.15579286

>not just picking up your food
Pay for your laziness, you dumb cucks.

>> No.15579347

>>15577937
inflation is only at 2% goyim

>> No.15579517

>>15578300
Oh yeah? well i spend 120$ a day and make it all back and more! so eat that retard.

>> No.15579560

>>15578498
In 2000s it used to be a free service as a selling point if you were local. My boy Robby t's in Jamesville new york didn't charge a dime. All the drivers were my. Age at the time so we gave them yuge tips.

>> No.15579563

>>15577937
fools and their money are soon parted.

>> No.15580382

>>15577937
just make it yourself

>> No.15580384

>>15577937
>ordering from DD
You run goofed. Also i still find it wild when people order stuff like this. Just pay enough to avoid the small order fee. At least make it worth your while.

>> No.15580392

>>15578289
sure thats understandable if you actually are, but 90% of people who do this are lazy poorfags

>> No.15581093

>>15578300
literally the gayest thing I've ever heard.
are you a professional faggot or something?
then it would all make sense.

>> No.15581232

>>15578479
Sounds like you live in a third world shithole if it only costs $4 to pay a person to drive food to you and drive back.

>> No.15581409

>>15577937
>pricing structure designed to either rape or discourage a retard having a delivery of a single drink
Makes sense to me. If you’re the kind of dumbshit who would actually order delivery for a fucking cup of tea, I’m gonna get every penny I can out of you.

>> No.15581438

>>15578300
>I make all that back and then some with passive income.
I'd hope you make at least a little more than $60/day if you're bragging about being rich.

I make that much too. It's called "I've been on unemployment for a year straight because of coronavirus and I haven't even had to try getting a new job." Thanks for paying the taxes that allow me to get the nice Chinese place to bring me crab rangoons for no delivery fee.

>> No.15581441

>>15578375
>>15578383
>durr why should I pay a premium for unnecessary, thoroughly inefficient convenience services?
Kill yourself

>> No.15581475

>>15579560
>>15578498
>>15578479
There's an enormous fucking difference between a shop that offers its own delivery programs where the prices inherent in the delivery program can be incorporated into the menu prices and the reality of DoorDash/GrubHub, which are third party convenience services which need not only to pay wages to the drivers as any service would do, but also pay for the app maintenance and developers, CEOs and customer service reps and accountants, etc for their big ass company.

I can get food delivered locally for free or for a couple bucks depending on the place, but no shit an opportunistic unnecessary convenience service that will drive food clear across a city is gonna charge an arm and a leg to do it.

>> No.15581569

>>15577965

You eat leftover takeout gor 2-3 days? Nigga JUST cook dawg damn

>> No.15581617
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15581617

i use doordash because i can trade bitcorn for credit. i bought it at $200 so the prices dont bother me

>> No.15582410

>>15578300
Based fatass

>> No.15582840

>>15578300
I want to lie naked next to your gf

>> No.15583584

>>15577937
>People unironically pay for this. What the fuck?
You're supposed to use the promo codes/free delivery shit only. Otherwise go get it yourself.

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15583598

or just scam them back, uber have 15 off 15 promo code sometimes, make new accounts and get free food

>> No.15583708

>>15577937
Only fucktards order a single drink for delivery. If you're stupid enough to actually pay for an order that is less than the delivery charge...you deserve death.

>> No.15583727

WHY AM I POORRRR AHAHAHHH GOD HELP ME PLEASE!!!

>> No.15584437

>>15578278
The delivery drivers see the tip before they accept too so they will treat you different if you don’t tip well instead of actually doing their job properly regardless.

>> No.15586013

>>15581438
>Thanks for paying the taxes that allow me to get the nice Chinese place to bring me crab rangoons for no delivery fee.
quite based

>> No.15586055

>>15581438
Unemployment runs out

>> No.15586607

>Restaurants/bars are closed in most countries
>Maybe people will try cooking at home for a change!
>They waste their money delivering food instead

Fuck this gay earth

>> No.15586612

Teach you to make small orders...

>> No.15586613

>>15579256
I'm gonna rape you, Dan.

>> No.15586619

>>15586607
They did but all they made was banana bread once

>> No.15587007
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15587007

I stopped ordering delivery years ago because of the fucking fees and tips. But yesterday I went to order some Thai for pick-up and there's a goddamn convenience fee AND an automatically selected 15% tip 'for the team'. I'm fucking done with restaurants.

>> No.15587064

ive never once had delivery. why should i? i own a car

>> No.15588341

>>15578300
why would you brag about that?

>> No.15588582

I can't drive

>> No.15588592
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15588592

>delivery fee
This shit should be outlawed or only go towards the driver so I don’t need to tip them.

>> No.15588723

>baby needs his milk tea delivered
>just one tea
>complains about the price
Fuck you

>> No.15588735

>>15578300
This is like /v/ bragging about how much they donate to their favorite streamer.