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15573337 No.15573337 [Reply] [Original]

You tiny twigs can keep moving.

>> No.15573353

>>15573337
Imagine the smell

>> No.15573360

Dat nigga eatin' corm.

>> No.15573361
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>>15573353
Probably smells like cream corn.

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>>15573337

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>> No.15573381

>>15573368
I'm in awe at the size of this lad. What the hell is he even "making"?

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>> No.15573772

take it to /fit/ shitbird

>> No.15573801

>>15573381
He is making Lassi. It's a drink made with yogurt and salt, or sugar depending on the type. The fat guy is portioning the yogurt from the ceramic bowls in which it is made, into cups to be mixed with other ingredients.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZFEeI87-Y

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>>15573368
Water rations being dispensed in the city of Carthag

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>>15573772
Fatty detected.

>> No.15574285

>>15573337
man i love badlands, so much pride on being a disgusting fuck, i bet he is really nice people

>> No.15574290

>>15573361
honestly the faggot on the left disgust me the most, who the fuck eat pizza like that

>> No.15574295

>>15573765
damn he's really determined

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>>15573372
look at her smug smile she doesnt regret anything

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>> No.15574414

>>15573381
>>15573801
Looks like he's skimming the cream off the top of the yogurt so that the fats don't separate when they mix the sugar in. They mix at room temperature to save money on ice, so they have to churn pretty vigorously to get the sugar to dissolve. Then they pour the sugary yogurt back into cups of cream at he end.

>> No.15574462

>>15574384
at least he looks happy

>> No.15574465

>>15573361
dude on the right is probably mid divorce and his wife just keeps texting him pictures of her young black college athlete stud shes giving free room and board to bang her while her kids can hear from the other room.

>> No.15574471

requesting webm of pajeet making shit-hand stew and dipping his wet fingers into jars of spices and then stirring the shit broth with his fingers

>> No.15574474

>>15574465
Please go back to /gif/.

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>>15574465
you could use pic related

>> No.15574486

>>15573765
>Cat on counter
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.15574494

>>15574384
Fucking hell Nigel. You mess. Sort it out

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>> No.15574501

>>15574482
yeah dude im schizophrenic because I assumed someone trying to kill themselves with food is depressed and going through some shit

>> No.15574503

>>15574486
>THE HECKING GERMS
Kill yourself woman.

>> No.15574508

>>15574503
Yes, but also cat hairs

>> No.15574513

>>15574501
unironically yes. stop with your black people delusions and fantasies

>> No.15574527

>>15574503
>>15574508
I never understood why this shit bothered people, I disinfect my counters regularly as everyone should. Found a cat hair on my cutting board recently while slicing onions and im almost losing sleep over it.

>> No.15574528

>>15574501
Did your assumption about him "being depressed" have to include a detailed story about is wife fucking a black man?

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>>15574500
what a based lad

>> No.15574535

>>15574528
>>15574513
>HE MENTIONED BLACKY
>BLACKY BLACK FUCK WIFE
>NO FUCK WIFE
>SCHIZO! SCHIZO!!!

>> No.15574543

>>15574303
>pops it in the oven for a minute at 180 farenheit

why?

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>> No.15574546

>>15574543
Centigrade.

>> No.15574552

>>15574535
your fetish is obviously interfering with your life and being a functional human being
see >>15574482 again please consider getting off this website for a while too is clearly rooting your brain

>> No.15574557

>>15574546
oh I'm gay I read it as an F on the oven

>> No.15574563

>>15574544
i was okay with it till she dumped all that mayonnese there

>> No.15574565

>>15574552
really? because my joke in passing seemed to ruffle your feathers more than anything. You really cant stand the thought can ya, sounds to me like you're the one with issues if you're that bothered when cuckolding is brought up.

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>>15574563
She ruins everything she tries to make.

>> No.15574575

>>15574565
Joke? What joke?

>> No.15574578

>>15574565
sure buddy whatever helps you cope with it

>> No.15574599

>>15574572
what an absolute madwoman, I can't get mad at her she seems too naive

>> No.15574643

>>15573810
What a stupid woman. Clap a lid on that pot, set it to the corner of the stove. Nothing further would have happened.

But no, Tonscolitta Marcopia Lopez had to dump it in the wet sink.

>> No.15574652

>>15574303
I suspect Gordon "Cheese Melter" Ramsay will be doing car reviews next?

>> No.15574689

>>15574599
She's not naive. Not by a long shot.

https://www.youtube.com/user/junklovers

The macaroni salad she did in the 2000s still gets comment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.15574700

>>15574689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UukWs94BPCM

>> No.15574715

>>15574689
yeah maybe naive is not the word but i just forget the word i was looking for
defenseless? damn it was hard to remember the word even in my language "indefenso"

>> No.15574746

>>15573337

garrmanbozia

>> No.15574795

>>15573337
What a fucking chugger

>> No.15574831

>>15574500
This is utterly disgusting --even for me, a southamerican mutt who's seen a good share of awfulness first-hand.

>> No.15574990

>>15574715
Ah, do you mean "Her actions cannot be defended or explained away"? That's "Indefensible"

>> No.15574997

>>15574831
Let us not forget the street pooping and subsequent hand wiping action.

>> No.15575009

>>15574465
>thinking about nigger dick
of course you are faggot

>> No.15575019

>>15574290
my brother who is alive but dead to me does that. he says something about the grease being bad but hes already obese so i dont think its that

>> No.15575027

>>15574500
I've rewatched this shit multiple times over the years and it's so well done that I genuinely can't tell if this is serious or bullshit.

>> No.15575045

>>15573337
>A gallon of cream corn in less than a minute

That would be the most epic next day shit of all time. Imagine the plunger effect of that much corn and the insane splatter factor.

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>> No.15575322

>>15575045
Id rather not thats disgusting

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>> No.15575586

>>15575202
>its keto

>> No.15575704

>>15575202
retarded waste of food.

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>> No.15575725

>>15573361
Left can't even fit the tiny bits he cut in his mouth correctly.. He might be on the spectrum

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>>15573337

>> No.15575953
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>>15574486
>>15574503
>>15574508
>>15574527
Every house with a cat I've been to the hair is fucking everywhere and they don't give a shit. Cabinets, couches, computer fans, clothes, countertops. Confront them about it and they either shrug their shoulders or get super defensive of "muh heckin furbaby"
Every time your cat goes to the litterbox it literally steps in its own shit and piss then proceeds to spread it all over. Cat people are fucking disgusting

>> No.15576015

>>15574565
Any well adjusted person is disgusted by cucks and cuckoldry and angry about the skewed family justice system

>> No.15576030

>>15575953
Based.

>> No.15576031

>>15576015
>Family justice system

That's not a thing. By all means be upset by the destruction of the traditional nuclear family, but don't make up horseshit.

>> No.15576032

>>15576015
Sure, but a well adjusted person doesn't inject cuck fantasies into every single conversation.

>> No.15576048

>>15576015
The family courts, whatever. I'm not a burgerfat so I don't know what you call it.

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>> No.15576094

>>15576015
To be fair, he does look like he's on the verge of killing himself or killing someone else.

>> No.15576109

>>15573810
I have never and will never start a grease fire. I am a safety freak in all aspects of my life, so I always have an in date box of baking soda torn open and ready to go next to the stove in case of fire. How do you get to adulthood without knowing the dangers of oil and grease in the kitchen?

>> No.15576120

>>15574563
I woulda still been able to eat it up until she dumped half a cup of sugar in, which seemed completely out of place

>> No.15576218

>>15575845
What's jack trying to accomplish with this one?

>> No.15576229

>>15575530
Needs to be deep-fried and it's perfect.

>> No.15576239

>>15573361
Oh yeah, I remember an anon here said that the guy on the right just left prison and he is celebrating it.

>> No.15576241

>>15576239
That anon lied to you, and you are a fool for believing him.

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>>15576239
>>15576241
hahaha what a fool!

>> No.15576473

>>15576239
>>15576241
I think even if we had sauce we wouldn't know for sure because this just seems like someone filming a stranger, so either it's staged or we'll never know. prison is a good theory imo considering his attire is one he may have been wearing going into court. maybe military prison considering the haircut

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>>15576473
Of course it's staged you doyle.

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>>15577136
>Double racist signs

>> No.15577164

>>15574465
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.15577172

>>15575202
just ruined an amazing cut of beef

>> No.15577174

>>15573361
I really want to watch the source for the left video

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>>15577142
>Not being racist in 2021

>> No.15577195

>>15574500
I hate india with passion

>> No.15577200

>>15574544
>Simply Sarah

I think they meant Simple Sarah

>> No.15577205

>>15577174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

>> No.15577215

>>15575708
Millenials are going to end our civilization

>> No.15577231

>>15577215
good riddance

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>> No.15577315

>>15577259
Aluminium pan?

>> No.15577317

>>15577259
If you do a fucking camera cut why am I supposed to believe shit?

>> No.15577340

>>15573337
his shits probably look and smell like a gay man's farts

>> No.15577352 [DELETED] 

>>15573337
Why are niggers always cheating? He didn't start timing until 2 seconds in

>> No.15577353

>>15573810
Lucky to only burn the house down and not have it explode all over her face tbqh

>> No.15577356 [DELETED] 

>>15577352
Don't call badlands a nigger.

>> No.15577362

>>15574261
He's got hunting waders on buut can't eat spaghetti normally?

>> No.15577375

>>15574486
this.
hate lazy cat owners who dont discipline their cats.
and before you faggots start, YES you CAN train your cats.
mine know to never jump on furniture and to never enter carpeted areas of the house.

the hair still gets everywhere though if it's a longhaired cat.

>> No.15577378

>>15577352
Eric "Badlands" Booker is a fucking king and you will treat him as such

>> No.15577379

>>15574546
Celsius

>> No.15577388

>>15577215
originally, the avocado latte was invented in Melbourne as a classic aussie shitpost, but foreign hipsters in the city actually liked it so it took off.

>> No.15577391

>>15577388
Stop pretending all the retarded shit you do is just "shitposts".

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>>15577391

>> No.15577415

>>15576074
ichiban has a vr game?

neat

>> No.15577434

>>15573337
What a life.

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>>15573337
>People Of Size
Is being called a POS supposed to be less offensive than calling peope fat pigs

>> No.15577450

>>15573361
Yeah the dude eating was staged by some redditor for some fuckin reason sayin he was just out of prison.
It was bullshit, whyd u save this shit

>> No.15577453

>>15577450
Cause it's funny?

>> No.15577531

>>15577453
Is it but

>> No.15577543

>>15577531
BUT

>> No.15577555

>>15577543
But is it

>> No.15577621

>>15577317
It assumes you are a retard and didn't notice that. People really fall for that kind of thing.

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>> No.15577724

>>15574544
My stupid fat fiancee watches her now religiously because I got her into Sara from /fit/ and I really regret my decision, she was supposed to be a lolcow for you, not inspiration

>> No.15577726

>>15577724
>/fit/
>queen of bulking
>not an inspiration
You miscalculated real hard.

>> No.15577727

>>15577724
If you're not leaving her right now, you're enabling her.

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>>15577726

>> No.15577751

>>15577713
This is the most thoroughly repulsing webm that circulates on /ck/ to me. It has nothing to do with her appearance but with what she's eating and how much of it. Also is that fucking canned cat food?

>> No.15577756

get
fuck niggers

>> No.15577761

>>15577756
What were you trying to get? AIDS?

>> No.15577764

>>15577761
He's just trying to spread cancer if I were to guess.

>> No.15577770

>>15575530
>muh le epic food meme
god i hope the person who made this gets raped

>> No.15577771

>>15577751
liver pate most likely

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>>15574482
What a disgusting fucking drug

>> No.15577778

>>15577764
He should spread the gospel.

>> No.15577780

>>15575953
I used to have a cat as a kid. Wouldn't get another one though. I want something I can keep outside most of the time.

>> No.15577789

>>15577724
Why would you marry a fat woman?

>> No.15577873

>>15573810
how the fuck do you even start a grease fire? I've cooked a lot of stuff on super high heat and the only fire I've made is when I make a sauce with alcohol

>> No.15577920

>>15577789
get her bigger

>> No.15577932

>>15577764
Dont sharpen the knife when u can get stabbed, jews man

>> No.15577956

>>15577920
based and architect-pilled

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>>15577789

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>>15574689
The video you linked isn't hosted by her, dumdum.
And it seems to have comments disabled as well.

If you want to argue that she's not naive you should point out her own comments in the past, although it's generally agreed that those were written by her husband.

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>> No.15578100

>>15578023
nah

>> No.15578111

>>15578023
with sound
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1613217773470.webm

>> No.15578145

I'd do the whole video in webm, but I'm a lazy bastard, so here's a video of Gordon Ramsay making one of the worst fucking grilled cheese I've seen
https://youtu.be/8E4cQHejFq0

>> No.15578158

>>15577439
>>15577445
>American

>> No.15578529

>>15577388
it is not, avocados and espresso have dietary fat, the body craves what the body craves.

>> No.15578574

>>15574503
Cat people are really insane

>> No.15578587

>>15578145
the flavor combo is interesting (i like kimchi) and it ends up looking ok, but why gordon, why would you use a cheese that takes so long to melt, and why just leave it in a block.

>> No.15578613

>>15578158
FACT: Pures leben is German for "Obese American".

>> No.15578636

>>15578023
What exactly were they trying to accomplish?

>> No.15578644

>>15575586
It is. You could eat as much as you physically can of that on keto and lose/ maintain a healthy weight.

>> No.15578676

>>15573368
do Britons really

>> No.15578686

>>15574303
do Europeans really

>> No.15578734

>>15577780
You sound like a literal inner city nigger.

>> No.15580135

>>15578023
I bet it's all leathery to the bite.
0/10. Would not make breakfast with.

>> No.15580680

>>15577136
I mean I figured I just never saw pic related

>> No.15580703

>>15575708
>Melbourne
Every fucking time

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>> No.15580994

>>15577445
thank you, I always wanted to know how it ended

>> No.15580997

>>15580866
stonie is so based

>> No.15581069

>>15578023
>>15578111
Of course it's russian

>> No.15581169

>>15573361
Guy on the left can eat pavement. I don't give a fuck who you think you are, you eat pizza with your fucking hands.

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>>15581169
Trump eats his pizza with K&F

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>>15581200

>> No.15581255

>>15574261
This guy needs to slow down

>> No.15581267

>>15575202
What a waste.
If you want a steak and cheesy sauce, do this:
>Mashed potatoes
>Pour cheesy sauce over
>Chives
>Plate up vegetables
>Plate up steak
>Plate up shrimp
At least then you'll only be a fatass instead of a failure

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>> No.15581486

>>15581216
what show is this from?

>> No.15581500

>>15581392
im triggered by the dainty poutine and the kebab with an ounce of meat
and I have never seen ramen that looks that bad

>> No.15582231

I got excited to laugh at fat people but instead I get this bullshit thread.

>> No.15582259

>>15581392
Calzones are better than pizzas for drunk food

>> No.15582306

>>15581392
They ruined every single one of these. Those are the most anemic looking tacos ive ever seen.

>> No.15582328

>>15581392
Leave it to the soy chugging faggots at Buzzfeed to say pepperoni pizza is America's favorite drunk food simply because it's all that was left when they woke up with a hangover after their frat's weekly gay orgy.

The correct choice is a fat burger. Like the fattest, greasiest fastfood cheeseburger one can find at 2am.

>> No.15582425

>>15573368
Do non-Americans really eat like this?

>> No.15582435

>>15574261
i can't stop laughing

>> No.15582437

>>15574261
Based Americhad solving Italy's problem (third time in a century)

>> No.15582452

>>15574465
At this point can we just range ban Canada and all peoples of Chinese descent?

>> No.15582458

>>15577780
>I want something I can keep outside most of the time.
Literally a cat, are you dumb?

>> No.15582472

>>15575845
Not sure what he's doing there, but unironically, for the /fit/fags, Ground up eggshell contains a ton of calcium and some other mineral I can't think of right now (also in marrow) that is a literal panacea for tendon/joint soreness.

>> No.15582487

>>15575953
This, the closest thing is like 19 year old couples with newborn babies where neither person is responsible or mature enough to be an adult on their own much less care for a child - floors unvacuumed, bed never made, furniture all holding dust like an elderly person's home - add in diapers and pacifiers and spilt food everywhere. Baby's precious blanket on the floor by the doormat.

Seeing cat owner and young parent's homes is why I do not participate in potlucks

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>>15578023

>> No.15582579

>>15581392
You know some white ass people made this. Ramen with broccoli.

>> No.15582605

>>15581392
'murica, mexico, roachland, italy, iran and literally no one else passed the test.

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>> No.15582719

>>15577445
Sloppa.

>> No.15582770

>>15582637
>not in japan
whaaaaaat?

>> No.15582812

>>15578644
Ketards OUT OUT OUT

>> No.15582835

>>15581392
>tacos
>not chicken mole/menudo

>> No.15582844

>>15582637
At least serve it in a tankard or something. Glass makes the noodles look like worms.

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>>15581486
it's costanza you fag

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>>15573337

>> No.15583136

>>15574544
UNIT.

>> No.15583152

>>15575202
Surprise he didnt tap the knife.

>> No.15583161

>>15575708
Does anyone not hate hipsters at this point?

>> No.15583168

>>15582579
ass people?

>> No.15583182

>>15574261
This is smart actually

>> No.15583189

>>15573361
Thank you anon, hardest I've laughed in a while

>> No.15583192

>>15578023
>>15578111
>impoverished slavs discover bread
Sad.

>> No.15583216

>>15582967
tell me, why do they wear the mask on the chin

>> No.15583220

>>15582487
>Seeing cat owner and young parent's homes is why I do not participate in potlucks
Unironically based.

>> No.15583226

>>15582967
Source?

>> No.15583230

>>15574500
why is he so shifty-eyed the entire time
is he fucking the wife of the cardamom-wallah and worried that he'll be found out

>> No.15583239

>>15574500
>remove everything that comes between you and your gastronomical pleasure
>takes off watch and bracelet
>leaves gigantic rings on
hmm

>> No.15583258

>>15583230
>cardamon-wallah
LMAO

>> No.15583264

>>15577751
it's interesting to know that you are looking at something new that will be posted regularly for at least another five years to gross people out

>> No.15583354

>>15577445
i've never seem the one where she actually eats it.

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>>15583152

>> No.15583894

>>15581486
You have to be 18 to be here.

>> No.15583910

>>15574303
You are never allowed to shit on americans again

>> No.15583934

>>15583407
Do fatmeritards really?

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>>15583934
Do you not?

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>>15583934
Do not ever disrespect the smoked meats

>> No.15583967

>>15583940
I wish I could. :(

>> No.15583969

>>15583966
I apologize. It's not disrespect, it's envy.

>> No.15584018

>>15583216
they know they don't work, but fear the police and other people.

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>>15583226

>> No.15584343

>>15574384
is that bbq sauce in that fry box...? and he eats it all?

>> No.15584391

>>15574465
6 million wasn't enough.

>> No.15584408

>>15584146
>I like white men
>I always wanted a white man
Damn, sign me up, she's beautiful. Who is that??

>> No.15584444

>>15584343
It's tomato ketchup.

>> No.15584445

>>15584408
yeh she wants a good white man, aka not you

>> No.15584451

>>15584444
checked and looks a bit too dark to be tomato ketchup

>> No.15584537

>>15582913
now this is peak sloppa
someone please post the party cheese salad, I lost the webm

>> No.15584553

>>15578023
now that is bread that has been teleported non-stop for three days

>> No.15584556 [DELETED] 

>>15584445
Any white man is better than a negro

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>> No.15584576

>>15580135
Probably a good pillow though.

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>> No.15584579

>>15584445
>>15584556
he's right and btfo

>> No.15584600

>>15581392
how does Italy do it? Every piece of food that comes out of that country is god tier

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>> No.15584718

>>15584610
Why is one all black, but others look like have gummy foam?

>> No.15584726

>>15584718
race mixing

>> No.15584747

>>15582437
the guy is german

>> No.15584775

>>15582472
doesn't excess calcium lead to kidney stones? i eat like 6 eggs daily, i think that many shells cant be good lol

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>>15582472
>>15584775
>Ground up eggshell

You guys are never gonna make it.

>> No.15585019

>>15583934
Where do you live, bud? Smoked meats should be enjoyed by all.

>> No.15585042

>>15577751
I was hit with a really visceral feeling while watching this one, but it was instant. It definitely has something to do with her appearance and the way she moves, for me.

>> No.15585077

>>15574544

I remember Simply Sara from some years ago.

Is she dead yet? I remember she was struggling with her health

>> No.15585125

>>15574384
Charged and primed for a stroke

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>>15582472
Glucosamine and Chondroitin? The membrane is also good for you

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>>15584610

>> No.15585368

>>15584573
Is it strange to find this cute?

>> No.15585497

>>15574465
Actually he just got out of prison and is eating a proper meal for the first time in a while. Now kys

>> No.15585515

>>15585368
No. You're one of the millions of retards falling for a cunt acting stupid on camera acting like she's some quirky ditz.

>> No.15585517

>>15585175
Based lennyposter

>> No.15585571

>>15584018
>they know they don't work

:P

>> No.15585670

>>15584445
Why not? I am in shspe, handsome and my family is rich. Also have a pretty big d for a white guy.

>> No.15585685

>>15577780
Why even have a pet if you can't stand it being around?

>> No.15585784

>>15585368
It's not strange, it's creepy. She also looks drunk AF.

>> No.15586445

>>15575953
Never met an intelligent person who hates cats

>> No.15586562

>>15578003
whenever some butthurt faggot uses lmao in an argument this is what I imagine

>> No.15586579

>>15574465
>heh, he's probably going through this SUPER specific scenario that definitely isn't just me projecting to a scary degree

>> No.15586580

>>15586445
So you've never been out of your house????????????????????????

>> No.15586587

>>15582437
What were the other 2?

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>>15584578
footage from back when americans were thin

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>>15574689
>a pint of mayonnaise
So this is the secret to how she keeps that girlish figure

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>> No.15586836

>>15577873
i'd also like an answer to this
how do you actually start a grease fire?

>> No.15586888

>>15574465
I'm always curious as to how much time is set aside by people like you coming up with these low tier bait posts. Is your life that boring and sad? I know I'm wasting my time replying but this shit just boggles my mind sometimes. Go outside man jeez

>> No.15586906

>>15583934
hell yeah we do

>> No.15586927

>>15586888
outside is lame as fuck these days, this is where the action is
>checked

>> No.15586944

>>15586836
Aerosolized grease coming in contact with a heating element and igniting is the most common way they start.

>> No.15586992

>>15574500
Add a twist of flavor and use the hand you wipe shit with, dont forget to lick

>> No.15587028

>>15583910
kek an American not getting humor with even the slightest subtly.

>> No.15587034

>>15583940
Did that with friends a few times back then, it's called Tequila Suicide

>> No.15587176

>>15584573
Kek

>> No.15587191

>>15575530
>maple syrup
>karo
Kek

>> No.15587192

>>15573765
What's the problem with this?

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>> No.15587286

>>15574689
Is there no end to this horror?

>> No.15587460

>>15586445
>t. H.P. Lovecraft

>> No.15588114

>>15578636
if you squish bread and it goes back to its original form perfectly, something is very wrong with it

>> No.15588344

>>15573368
>>15573368
normal day in the UK

>> No.15588355

>>15587460
He's not wrong. I'd post the gifs of dindus kicking cats but they trigger (((mods))).

>> No.15588358

>>15574261
he looks so arrogant doing that

>> No.15588391

>>15575845
>so lazy he can't use his other arm

>> No.15588446

>>15586632
did you miss the chubby one?

>> No.15588578

>>15584445
hey man, delete this

>> No.15588590

>>15584578
What went wrong?

>> No.15588598

>>15585670
>for a white guy
bug life force. Would smash with rock.

>> No.15588626

>>15581392
>peperoni pizza
>no peperoni on it
Do Americans really?

>> No.15588650

>>15574544
is she physically incapable of consuming a recipe that isn't disgustingly overloaded with sugar or mayonnaise?

>> No.15588674

>>15584578
Remember what they took from you.

>> No.15588688

>>15573361
While you were dabbing off your pizza, I studied the art of eating

>> No.15588705

>>15577205
what's up with gays anyway

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>> No.15589238

>>15581200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVmAcULPMu4

>> No.15589281

>>15578023
>people who cannot distinguish the old tire from the bread criticize your cooking

>> No.15589531

>>15574500
This is satire incase you white boys can't tell

>> No.15589542

>>15589531
Cope. Pajeets eat and drink exactly like that.

>> No.15589547

>>15586647
This cant be real.

>> No.15589562

>>15581392
>drunk food
>iran
my chemistry teacher was iranian and told us stories of her uncles drinking isopropyl after the ragheads took over and banned alcohol, so ???

>> No.15589564

>>15582472
>>15584775
>>15584781
Just make a fucking bonebroth. Healthy eggs should not be washed, so you're basically eating ground up chicken shit.

>> No.15589566

>>15586888
they have a whole discord dedicated to posting cuck shit on 4chan

>> No.15589704

>>15589531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjf1JCKW4Gc

>> No.15589825

>>15577449
Saw a tinder profile the other day where they called themselves "Women of volume" kek

>> No.15589866

>>15581486
Jerry iPad

>> No.15589877

>>15577445
Americans are so fucking retarded and gross

>> No.15589878

>>15584578
Submarines are pretty based when it comes to food because they know you've got nothing else to do onboard.

>> No.15589914

>>15575953
I lucked out with the asshole murderball the significant otter picked out - she likes being brushed, she shits and pisses from the back of the box to the front, wipes her feet, then cleans them before she gets too far into the rest of the house. She doesn't get up on counters (not after the first time where she inherited the time-out wok). If she didn't jump on me when I hit snooze on my alarm, she wouldn't be much worse than a well-behaved kid. We were both letting depression and manic work cycles get the better of us, so this fuzzy little maniac is kind of helping give us reason to scrub the kitchen, sweep and vacuum regularly.

>> No.15590031

>>15586632
A video about the process of fatting up

>> No.15590177

>>15590031
>fatting up
Do europoors, really?

>> No.15590268

>>15573368
Where in London is this?

>> No.15590317

>>15589914
I didn't read it but you sound like a faggot.

>> No.15590330

>>15577445
>>15577439
Imagine fucking her in the ass while shes eating, the double pleasure must make her cum so hard.

>> No.15591171

>>15583940
>snorts salt
>lime in eyes
But why.

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