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I have a date on valentines and we are going to a place that serves asian food. I remember reading that oysters can be an aphrodisiac, so are there any other foods I should keep an eye out for that could have positive/negative effects

>> No.15572371

>>15572351
>I have a date
simp

>> No.15572422

>>15572351
>I have a date
Liar.
What developing nation do you live in that your government hasn't issued a lockdown?

>> No.15572434

>>15572422
Lockdowns are off in my state and it’s pretty well to do. Not op btw

>> No.15572444

>>15572351
your retarded.

no food works like that

>> No.15572452

>>15572422
Australia

>> No.15572843

>>15572351
Geoduck, sausages, ham, beefcake. Chocolate pudding.

That should get you in the mood.

>> No.15572937

>>15572434
Florida?

>> No.15573035

>>15572452
Except Melbourne lmao

>> No.15573112

>>15572351
Take her out for Mexican and hope she says yes to anal.

>> No.15573128

>>15573112
It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission. :o)

>> No.15573133
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15573133

>>15572351
If she realizes, it's gonna be really cringy.

>> No.15573481

>>15572351
Well, the Chinese pretty much believe that any food that resembles any part of the male or female genitalia is an aphrodisiac, so... oysters, clams, scallops, yams... basically, if it looks like a cock, balls, or vagina, eat it.

>> No.15573496

>>15573112
This. Get insist she orders a steak burrito while you get fish tacos.

>> No.15573501

>>15573481
they also believe that torturing an animal while you slaughter it makes it taste better and crushed up dried elephant penis makes their cocks bigger

>> No.15574852

>>15572351
you're buying her dinner. that should be enough for an aphrodisiac if your endgame is to get your dick touched.

>> No.15574860

>>15572351
Dunno that I've ever been to an Asian place that serves oysters, my dude.

>> No.15574866

>>15572937
Hell, any red state

>> No.15575957

>>15573501
It's true, most of them can't get hold of elephant dick and now look how small chinese dicks are

>> No.15575994

>>15572937
Virginia, a blue state

>> No.15576732

>>15575957
Not sure if I’m a fan of eating dick

>> No.15576764

>>15572351
Can you not? Simps like you and your Grindr date is why the changflu is not going away.

>> No.15576880

>>15572351
oysters are not an aphrodisiac. the act of eating raw oysters is suggestive, as it involves lots of slurping on something that looks like a vagina.