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15571838 No.15571838 [Reply] [Original]

How can i order one of these without sounding like a faggot? it's my favorite pie ever.
What's your favorite pie, anon?

>> No.15571840

>>15571838
Probably pecan

>> No.15571846
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15571846

Coconut cream, just get a frozen one if you're that self-conscious about it.

>> No.15571847

Apple pie

>> No.15571869

>>15571838
>HAHAHA what a sissy faggot, this client likes a pie that it's not manly.

>> No.15571889

>>15571838
Is cheesecake a pie? It's certainly not really a cake. If not then I don't really care for sweet pies.

>> No.15571897

>>15571838
I eat a whole banana cream pie about 3 times a year, fuck what anyone says

>> No.15571900

>>15571889
A custard pie, yes.

>> No.15571903

>>15571838
Fearing what people might think of you for ordering a banana cream pie is a thousand times more faggy than just ordering a banana cream pie

>> No.15571920

>>15571838
>How can i order one of these without sounding like a faggot?
If you have to ask this you will always sound like a faggot but not because of the lemon pie but because you are a pussy faggot

>> No.15571928

>>15571846
>>15571889
>>15571903
You fags seriously ask the qt attendant that you want a BANANA CREAMPIE?

>> No.15571934

>>15571838
Just don't say creampie, say creme pie.
Or alternatively, you can stare the waitress straight in the eyes, and intensely enunciate the cream part, and see where that gets ya.

>> No.15571937

>>15571928
I ask for whatever the fuck I want

>> No.15571946
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15571946

My favorite pie was of hot semi-melted chocolate. They don't even know its name, they took it away from me. Too soon.

>> No.15571948

>>15571928
Imagine caring what the employee thinks
Autism must be one hell of a world

>> No.15571959

>>15571946
>They don't even know its name
*I don't even know its name

>> No.15571978

>>15571928
The person at the shop doesn't care what you order, and they won't even remember you unless you sperg out

>> No.15571981

>>15571838
Looks pretty good

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15571984

>>15571838

>> No.15571991

>>15571937
>>15571948
>>15571978
You do know what creampie usually refers to right? you're basically asking to get fucked and impregnated even though you're a guy, that's fag shit.

>>15571946
That doesn't sound very unique, surely you can find a replacement? i think Chili's had something like that around a decade and half ago, not sure if they still do.

>> No.15572008

>>15571928
What's she gonna do, rape you with her massive futa dick? Haha wouldn't that be something.

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15572037

>>15571991
You're a closeted homosexual and this thread is your way of trying to express that

>> No.15572218

>>15571991
>You do know what creampie usually refers to right?
Get off the internet for a while is rooting your brain if you only can relate that with porn, also accept your latent homosexuality maybe that will help you order food without thinking about being filled with cum

>> No.15572291

“Can I get a penis banana cumcream pie desu?”

>> No.15572300

>>15572291
"just fuck me in the ass and cum inside"
>sir this is a cake shop

>> No.15572308

>>15571838
Say - Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I'd like to get an ooooey gooooey cream pie today

>> No.15572311

>>15572300
TURN MY BOIPUCCI INTO A CANNOLI

>> No.15572412

>>15571838
>I would like to have the BBC cream pie please mam BBC as in BIG BANANA COCK sliced and creamed on uhhh yeah

>> No.15572871

>>15571928
I even put on a lisp.

>> No.15572955

>>15571948
and I suppose you're just fine with them making fun of you in the kitchen behind your back with their coworkers then right shit head?

>> No.15573717

>>15571838
Ask for a "Banana whammy" That's banana whipped cream pie for you outsiders.

>> No.15573743

why would you be buying pie from a place with waitresses anyway

buy one at a bakery, or buy a frozen one, or make your own, for a faction of the price.

>> No.15573799

>>15572955
yes they are the ones making me food, if they feel the need to laugh at me because of my order it just shows how much of under educated they are
and just how much of a pussy you are that you care what complete strangers think about what you eat

>> No.15573804

>>15571991
You're a porn-addicted cretin if you envision gay assfucking when you see or hear creampie

>> No.15573813

>>15571928
I'm white and all the latinas at Nations drool out of the corner of their mouths and get wet spots when I order a Banana Cream Pie. Because they image their pie getting creamed by my banana.