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Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:17:37 2021 No.15562330 [DELETED]

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Starting my first job as a server at sit down restaurant tonight. Any tips?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:20:01 2021 No.15562342 >>15562330 wear the mask, wagie :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:20:43 2021 No.15562346 no, i don't tip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:21:16 2021 No.15562352 >>15562346 ha

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:40:47 2021 No.15562457 File: 72 KB, 720x666, 85420891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15562330 sneeze on me you dirty bitch >ahegao face

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:42:42 2021 No.15562469 Don't try to talk to the customers just take their orders and answer their questions. Keep the drinks flowing and wala you got your tips

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:49:18 2021 No.15562509 >>15562330 Stuff a balled up wool sock in your undies so it makes your crotch buldge out and then "accidentally" rub it on people whenever you can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:35:53 2021 No.15563092 Shit your pants for pity tips Do it after the dessert course Whisper in your customers' ears that baby made a boom boom Then rub your stomach and moan softly Works every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:39:08 2021 No.15563111 >>15562330 Everyone who gives you lip, Spit in their food. If you think they may not tip, Also spit in their food. Just spit in everyone’s food actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:40:02 2021 No.15563115 >>15562346 I’ll give you a tip ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:40:57 2021 No.15563120 >>15563092 ah the classic adult baby waiter trick. OP would be wise to listen to this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:41:56 2021 No.15563126 get drunk, do coke

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:42:11 2021 No.15563131 >>15562330 only talk to men at the table. ask them what everybody will be having. only take orders from the eldest male. don't make eye contact with women

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:42:56 2021 No.15563136 File: 103 KB, 1024x731, corperatesteakhouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:12:32 2021 No.15563320 >>15563131 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:13:24 2021 No.15563323 >>15562330 remember your just a slave. and dont you ever think anything else of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:13:37 2021 No.15563326 >>15563126 I see you work at outback steakhouse as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 02:52:05 2021 No.15565122 >>15562330 See if anyone's dealing drugs, if not, become the direct dealer. Get ready, serving is a shit thabkless jobs, especially if you're not down south

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 04:06:38 2021 No.15565319 >>15562469 This keep my martini filled and you’ll get a nicer tip