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[Anonymous No.15560506]

Going to an all you can eat sushi place later and would appreciate any tips to eat as much as I can. Should I go for water or carbonated soda as my drink? Post any tips you might have in general for eating lots of food

[Anonymous No.15560513]

don't even drink water
chew well and don't stop eating
USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.15560541]

>>15560506
Fast until now. No liquid at all. Shit in between of vomit if you’re like that

[Anonymous No.15560542]

Drink hot tea before. It heats up your stomach and lets you stretch it out more easily.

[Anonymous No.15560546]

I am the current record holder and greatest of all time eater at my local diner bubs big eats. At bubs there is a dish called the super bowl. It’s a dog bowl filled with 60 ounces of spicy chili with beans, covered in two handfuls of shredded cheddar and a dollop of sour cream. If you eat the whole thing in one go you get a picture on the wall of champions. I am the current record holder at 20 Superbowls, beating the previous record of 19 established in 1967. As the goat I always make sure to wear my bubs big eats shirt around town and everyone knows me as the champ.

[Anonymous No.15560558]

>>15560506
Why are you worried about being as gluttonous as possible?

Is this your last meal? Are you moving away from this restaurant or is it closing down? Are you in financial straits that would mean you can only afford this once a year or less?

Please reevaluate your life, your obsession with food and eating is unhealthy

[Anonymous No.15560568]

>>15560506
Eat fast
t. 300 pound glutton

[Anonymous No.15560574]

>>15560568
>300 pound
Rookie number. Do you even eat?

[Anonymous No.15560577]

>>15560506
Should've prepped a couple of days ahead of time, however, stick with water and eat fast. If you eat slowly you'll have no chance. As for prep next time, spend the week gorging yourself on veggies and whatnot to expand your stomach, then don't eat that day until the event. Take cues from various eating contests, that's where I'm getting this info

[Anonymous No.15560584]

>>15560546
way to go, champ

[Anonymous No.15560598]

>>15560546
Randy Santel would dominate your record easily

[Anonymous No.15560601]

>>15560574
>>15560568
How can you guys fit in so much food ;_;

[Anonymous No.15560611]

>>15560584
thanks friend

>>15560598
id like to see him even try and find my hometown

[Anonymous No.15560643]

>>15560601
I don't know, I'm just fat.

[Anonymous No.15560650]

>>15560643
This, but I'm fatter

[Anonymous No.15562480]

>>15560558
shut up twink. it's about asserting dominance.

[Anonymous No.15562508]

>>15562480
dominance over... who?

[Anonymous No.15562535]

>>15562508
everyone

[Anonymous No.15562540]

>>15560506
Puke in the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.15562562]

>>15560506
1. Sake if you're drinking, minimal on the beer. Getting nice and boozed up will help your appetite.
2. Avoid starches. Lots of AYCE places come with at least one order of sashimi (fish without rice), and some appetizers like baked mussels or whatever aren't packed full of rice or whatever.
3. Avoid thick sauces and fried things/filler.
4. Order a bunch of items at once so you don't have to wait for them to come out. (Easier with friends/family.)

Good luck anon, enjoy.

>>15560558
Some people only get to treat themselves on a rare occasion, or have someone paying for them. May as well make the most of it before you go back to eating tendies.

[Anonymous No.15562637]

>>15560546
I kneel to you champ.

[Anonymous No.15562685]

>>15560506
eat sashimi

[Anonymous No.15562693]

>>15560546
King

[Anonymous No.15562745]

>>15560506
You should probably go with hard liquor to counteract the bacteria and parasites

[Anonymous No.15562808]

>>15560546
good job champ

[Anonymous No.15563340]

>>15560598
Based Atlas

[Anonymous No.15563369]

>>15560546
Feel free to use my every boi hole Champ