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15508940 No.15508940 [Reply] [Original]

i bought a fat log of haggis. wtf do i do with it?

>> No.15508975

>>15508940
Common consensus is to eat it but to really spice up your dinner party I suggest shoving it up your ass

>> No.15509002

>>15508975
i knew someone was gonna recommend shoving the whole thing up my ass

>> No.15509008

>>15508940
In america they use condoms instead of sheeps bladder because its illegal here to eat intestines

>> No.15509012

>>15508940
I got a fat log for you hehe. it's my shit hehe

>> No.15509028

>>15509012
hahaha you silly bugger

>> No.15509038

>>15509008
ive heard there is a black market for the real shit

>> No.15509345

>>15508940
Chop it open and fry it up with some potatoes, bacon, eggs, and toast.

>> No.15509368

>>15508940
Thou can either put it in the oven to roast as a whole then make neeps and tatties as sides with whiskey sauce. Or cut it into slices add it to a burger/its own roll use in fry up. Have fun m8 Haggis is godly

>> No.15509374

>>15508940
wuts it taste like?

>> No.15509378

God it looks like a sheep’s stomach.

>> No.15509382

>>15508940
Yucky

>> No.15509859

>>15509374
im yet to taste it. im trying to work out what i want to do with it first

>> No.15509896

>>15509368
I'm gonna try it in burgers since I've got the stuff in my fridge. thanks anon

>> No.15509940

>>15509008
That cant be true. Every sichuan restaurant near me sells 'spicy intestines'

>> No.15510273

>>15509896
Yeah fry it as slices and add to burger with bacon and cheese. Wa la

>> No.15510348

I like to have haggis with mashed potato and some greens on the side

>> No.15510365

https://youtu.be/q3e9yXChGzE

>> No.15510377

>>15510273
oh add the whole thing, i was gonna mix it with beef but ill try that instead

>> No.15510385

>haggis
why not just eat normal food like pizza or a burger

>> No.15510424

>>15509002
Leave it there overnight to marinate.

>> No.15510428

>>15509940
FOOL!!!

You've been eating condoms all this time. Probably used condoms, as sketchy chinese joints are known for harvesting them from sewers, along with gutter oil.

>> No.15510803

>>15509940
The lungs aware the actually illegal bit, anyone's just an unfunny memester

>> No.15510812
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>>15509008
it’s the lungs that are illegal i buy intestines from the store to make sausage

>> No.15512343

i cooked a slice of it and had it with an English breakfast. good stuff i look forward to trying it in a burger

>> No.15512429

>>15508940
Why would you buy it? People only ate this shit because they were dirt fuck farmers who couldn't afford to eat decent meat more than once a month. It was never a delicacy, or meant to be eaten when there were other options.

>> No.15512750

>>15508940
le exquisite

>> No.15512927

>amerilards ban haggis because it's bad for health
>amerilards drink 10 cans of fizzy pop a day
durrr

>> No.15512950

>>15508940
>oven bake until it's cooked
>serve with mashed potatoes/mashed turnips

that or you can put it in between two pieces of bread after dousing it in ketchup as im sure youre accustomed

>> No.15512974

>>15512429
>OMG imagine eating a part of an animal other than the meat EEEEWWW XD

Fucking Americans and their modernized eating senses. There's more reasons to eat more parts of an animal than just their meat besides just getting more food from an animal. It's straight up healthier to do so and gives you access to a much greater variety of nutrients and sustenance than you'd get from being a common meatplebe. Making stock out of bones/chickenfeet and the like is especially good for you.

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>>15512429
I've never heard such bad logic i don't even know what to fucking say

>It was never a delicacy, or meant to be eaten when there were other options

meant? meant? who the fuck cares what it was meant for if it tastes nice?

>> No.15514265

>you’ll never get a Scottish woman drunk and have sloppy sex with her where you put your sausage up her brown alley and mix up last nights haggis
Why even live bros

>> No.15514285

haggis is a tasty food....get used to it!!

>> No.15514598

>>15510812
>it’s the lungs that are illegal
Wait seriously?
Why?

>> No.15515139

whisky sauce ruins haggis for me. Good haggis, neeps and tatties is great without it. Also, deep fried haggis is surprisingly good.

>> No.15515141

>>15514598
"It appears that the Food & Drug Administration (FDA) banned lungs from human consumption in the US due to concern over how well the lungs could/would be cleaned during the butchering process. Fluids from the slaughtered animal can enter the lungs during processing."

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>>15514265