/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15506238]

>mfw customer snaps or claps for my attention

[Anonymous No.15506246]

>>15506238
one time a woman did this to me when i was working at Newk’s and i quickly reminded her that her womb is barren and no man in her life truly views her as an equal human being

i got in trouble for that but it was pretty based at the time

[Anonymous No.15506250]

>>15506238
Go ahead, I didn't see shit

[Anonymous No.15506256]

>oh my wagie, it seems ive dropped some more of my french fries on the floor. you wouldn't mind cleaning that up, would you?
>i the we both would prefer not to summon the manager, yes?
>oh and by the way - it's my birthday, do that little song of yours, won't you?

[Anonymous No.15506260]

>>15506256
>I'm terribly sorry, sir. I'm on my break. I'm sure someone would be happy to assist your lack of responsibility.

[Anonymous No.15506268]

>>15506260
Enjoy your $3/hour. Because you're sure as shit not getting a tip.

[Anonymous No.15506270]

>>15506268
I don't work here. This is a Wendy's. You're next in line, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.15506279]

>>15506238
>>15506246
>>15506260
just say "yes sir/ma'am, right away" wage cucks. you're lower in the social hierarchy than school bus drivers

[Anonymous No.15506282]

>>15506256
Very sorry sir
*snap*
Here's your tenders sir. They're to die for.

[Anonymous No.15506330]

>>15506279
>social hierarchy

What are you, indian? Nobody gives a fuck, and neither should you. Eat ass.

[Anonymous No.15506348]

>>15506238
I did this to my band teacher once in 7th grade and she fucking LOST it saying she wasn't a dog.
I hadn't thought anything of it (obviously) but it was the last time I ever did anything like that, I do now understand how dehumanizing it is.

[Anonymous No.15506357]

>>15506246
Hero

[Anonymous No.15506358]

>>15506238
>NOOOO DONT TREAT ME LIKE IM A WAITER. NOW GIVE ME MONEY BECAUSE MY BOSS DOESNT.

Lmao fuck servers. Get a real job with a real paycheck and stop begging for money.

[Anonymous No.15506429]

>clear throat
>server comes over
>Oh I'm sorry I'll get to you right away
>my throat was actually irritated and I didn't mind waiting

[Anonymous No.15506483]

>>15506238
*whistles*
EYO GARCON, WHO'S LEG I GOTTA HUMP FOR A REFILL

[Anonymous No.15506599]

>>15506330
If I was going to eat ass Id make you bring it to me then say you fucked up the order and watch you get bitched at by the shift manager

[Anonymous No.15506632]

>>15506256
>Challenge accomplished: "Want any fries with that?" (kill anon with a poisoned fry)

[Anonymous No.15506702]

>oh so you've finally decided to drop by. you can go back to what you were doing. you seem busy with something else. I'll find somebody who can actually help me :^)

[Anonymous No.15506714]

>>15506238
*click*
*click*

Garcon, another beer please. Now chop chop wagie before I ask for your manager.

[Anonymous No.15507724]

Why tables dont have like a lamp or something so then when you turn it on that means you want service

[Anonymous No.15507792]

>mfw Maplecuck
>Uncle from Norway comes to visit
>we go to a comfy Japanese place
>mfw my Uncle constantly snaps to get the servers attention
>mfw he's rude as fuck when speaking to them
>mfw he doesn't tip cause he doesn't do it back at home and doesn't believe in it

I never went there again. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.15507803]

>>15506238
you dont deserve a single tip, servercel.

[Anonymous No.15507826]

>>15506632
>wagie, it appears that the poison has relaxed my muscles and I've promptly shit myself all over the booth. Do clean that up, now.
>Oh, and I will be needing a tongue cleaning of my asshole as well. Get to it, wouldn't want me to leave a poor review now, would you?

[Anonymous No.15507939]

[Anonymous No.15507989]

>>15507724
I'm sure a lot of people wouldn't resist the temptation of fidgeting with the button/switch, especially kids. It would likely be a mess

[Anonymous No.15508015]

>>15507939
i will ALWAYS complain to the manager about tables like this. mostly often they get kicked out, sometimes they don't. it's no risk to me either way and i get a fucking SHOOOOOOOW when they do get kicked out. most managers are happy to remove cocksuckers like these people the fucking attosecond another customer or customers complain about them. try it some time, it's fun!

[Anonymous No.15508088]

>>15507989
>Taking kids to a restaurant

do americans really?

[Anonymous No.15508108]

I know this chink from china who snaps at the wait staff routinely and sometimes even shouts
>Ey! Amigo!

[Anonymous No.15508169]

>>15506260
>>15506246
>>15506238
Bitch just wait the tables like a good little servant

[Anonymous No.15508197]

>>15507939
fucking lmao, the trick here is to put a $100 bill directly under the bell so the servant can see it the whole time, then stiff that little cocksucker with no tip.

[Anonymous No.15508267]

>>15506238
>feel like treating myself and the wife to a fancy restaurant, never done it before
>arrive to the place, apparently there's some rich dickhead there with a shitload of armed body guards
>try to ignore it and get to our reserved seats
>waiter comes up, mexican fellow with slick hair and a goatee takes our order
>15 minutes later, waiting for order and hear some commotion in the back
>apparently two of those guards got knocked out, one was stripped to his boxers
>wife is really worried and wants to leave but I spent hundreds on reservations so I at least want to eat
>finally the food comes and it's a different waiter, looks like the guy in OP's pic
>gives us the wrong order and ignores us when we try to get his attention
>i get up to confront him
>no bullshit, the bastard whips a fucking whole fish out of his vest, mumbles something about a mission, stuffs it back in and runs away
>say fuck this and leave
Heard on the news that the rich guy accidentally fell into a fryer in their kitchen on that same night. Never doing that shit again.

[Anonymous No.15508290]

I worked at the melting pot and one time there was a party of indians. They were not my table. I was busy with my table, which was nearby, and among the background noise I heard a whistle, as I heard lots of other things, and I ignored them all the same.

I heard it again after I was done talking to my table and I looked over. This indian guy turned his head to me, made eye contact and rolled his eyes then whistled again. I raised my eyebrows to acknowledge him and left. Not really a power move, I was trying not to rock the boat at that time.

[Anonymous No.15508405]

>>15508267
what country/state do you live in?

[Anonymous No.15508460]

>>15506238
>looking around restaurant to check it out
>accidentally turn my head right into the waiter's eyes
>see waiter scurry off
>probably thought I was glaring at him to do shit faster
NO I'M SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I'M ENJOYING THIS BEER JUST FINE

[Anonymous No.15508496]

>>15506238
>>15506330

mmmm seething peasants. Reminder that in a perfect world only land owning men would be allowed to vote and serf like you would have your rights stripped away

[Anonymous No.15508500]

>>15508197
based

[Anonymous No.15508503]

>>15506429
also have done this and now endure clogged throats when they're near me

[Anonymous No.15508516]

>>15508460
You're more of a pussy than that guy

[Anonymous No.15508538]

imagine being a waiter lmao

[Anonymous No.15508571]

>>15508538

I got a job as a waiter when I was 16 just to make some extra cash, walked out halfway through the second day, fuck working as waitstaff, what a humiliating job. Never again.

[Anonymous No.15508604]

>>15508405
St. Louis (DLC PACK 2), why?

[Anonymous No.15508614]

>>15508405
Hes memeing a scenario from a Hitman videogame, where OPs pic comes from. In the game you spend a alot of time taking people out and disguising as one of them while looking for creative ways to take out your target and make it look like an accident. You can also pick up just about any object and use it against someone, including a fish you may find in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.15508626]

>>15508516
I don't want to seem like a dick if he's doing nothing wrong. If he was actually slacking off then that would be assertive.

[Anonymous No.15508634]

>>15508626
***then I would be assertive

[Anonymous No.15508650]

My manager likes me and the most I can get away with is being indifferent to the customers as far as my demeanor. I fucking hate my job but man I feel bad for the people who have to do the forced smile bullshit day in day out. Looks like it rips them apart from the inside.

[Anonymous No.15509064]

>>15508571
Just say you cleared tables and filled peoples drinks

[Anonymous No.15509082]

>>15508197
Absolutely devilish

[Anonymous No.15509439]

>>15506238
>Oh Boy, I say BOY! Hurry it up now with my mint julep, I'm parched as a horse in Joo-ly!

[Anonymous No.15509645]

>>15506238
>my tip when the waiter doesn't respond promptly to my summons

[Anonymous No.15509670]

>>15508267
Yeah, as soon as you got to "stripped to his boxers" I knew you were making a hitman story, I laughed anyway, nice one anon

[Anonymous No.15509799]

>>15508197
holy shit

[Anonymous No.15509826]

I won’t click at you but I expect excellent service. If my drink runs out at all before you ask if i would like another or if one thing about the meal is off then I bombard the manager with complaints to get a full refund. I do this a maximum of three times per restaurant, and I usually order something expensive so it comes out of your pay check.

I feel nothing for doing this. It keeps you in check and if you can’t eventually work harder at providing service then you’ll be weeded out and replaced with a superior server.

[Anonymous No.15509827]

I'm glad we all agree that waiters should be tipped handsomely and complimented but waitresses should be stiffed and demeaned regardless of service.

[Anonymous No.15509829]

>customer clicks at me
>just ignore them and stop serving them altogether
You want another drink? Click at someone else bitch.

[Anonymous No.15509908]

>>15508267
Based and 47pilled

[Anonymous No.15509915]

>>15506483
>Garcon means "I'm a huge faggot please bring a heaping plate of dick to the table so I may devour it"

[Anonymous No.15509916]

>>15506256
Woo woo

[Anonymous No.15509923]

>when your asked to pitch in for the tip

[Anonymous No.15509946]

>>15508290
Yes, South Asians can be some of the rudest cunts. I have Indians friends who are otherwise very well-mannered unless they're talking to wait staff. They do it probably because they're used to having servants in their old country, or maybe because they resent being shifted to a lower class when they migrate to a non-shit hole country.

[Anonymous No.15510191]

>>15506238
Servers are genuine scum.
The entire kitchen laughs at you. Even the prep cook makes jokes at your expense. We find you annoying and sad.
Customers treat you like shit. They snap their fingers and summon their wagie servant boy to pick up their trash while they sit and talk about important matters.
You get paid the least out of everyone there.
You don't need credentials or qualifications.
You just get to scurry from table to table, quietly saying shit like "do you want some more water, sir?" and "how is your meal, ma'am?"
All is as it should be.

[Anonymous No.15510224]

>>15510191
Dont forget the part that they can take home your entire paycheck in cash tips over a weekend which you're clearly salty about.

[Anonymous No.15510230]

>>15506238
*snap snap*
*points at parker house rolls*
Wrap these up, will ya?

[Anonymous No.15510255]

>>15510224
>Slow weekend?
You don't get paid.
>Customer "doesn't believe in tipping?"
You don't get paid.
>You don't kiss the ass of everyone in the store?
You don't get paid.
>You took too long to bring the check?
You don't get paid.
>A customer doesn't like the way you look?
You don't get paid.
And, on top of all that, your job is irrelevant. All you do is bus tables, take orders, and drag trays of food around. You could be replaced with robots and nobody would care, and the quality of the food would be the same. There is no other job as pointless as server. You do nothing.

[Anonymous No.15510338]

>Elderly mother has NPD and symptoms of BPD and paranoid schizophrenia so eating with her is a nightmare and always has been.
>Frequently humiliates or picks fights with staff, has actually gotten thrown out of restaurants and basically started a riot at a Texas Roadhouse once.
>Excuses the long list of her awful behavior as "I'm old" or "That's just who I am!"
>Even when she's in a good mood it's always a set of "special" requests. First she demands special seating, then she assumes the host is our waiter and asks them for hand sanitizer or something.
>Then asks for the air conditioner to be turned off or the fan to be turned off, a light lowered, music lowered or raised, and sometimes even to have a window open or closed.
>Asks what the specials are and basically to have the menu read to her, then doesn't pay attention. Ex: Waitress saying what the side options are gets response of "And what sides does it come with?"
>Then it's her special tea, "3/4th's unsweetened with 1/2 (yes, she always gets this wrong) sweetened on top."
>If it's meat, she "forgets" what the different ways to cook meat are called and asks for an explanation of everything between rare and well-done. If there's sauce she wants it on the side, or extra. If it comes with nuts or cookies she demands extra. She may ask to have it cooked in a different way ala Larry David.
>Depending on how subservient the waitress has behaved (she has explained being waited on hand and foot is her favorite thing) if it was insufficient she will then complain that the silverware is dirty, the plates are dirty, we don't have enough bread, the glass is dirty, etc.
>She will then flag down the host or another waiter to complain about our waitress enjoying applying pressure to them.
>When the food arrives she always sends it back. Managers have gotten into arguments with her as she does this so frequently they believe she's trying to get free food. It's always too cold, too hot, too hard, too soft. Goldilocks incarnate.

[Anonymous No.15510340]

>>15510338
>"Anon, why do you have a sour look on your face? You always get in such a bad mood whenever we go out to eat. Maybe I should just stop driving up here to visit you. You've changed. You're such a negative, mean, nasty person. Is it that girl you're dating? (Other bad thing that happened to me) has really changed you."
>Actually gets angry with me if I tip a waitress she didn't like. Accuses me of "siding against her" and "trying to impress some stupid bitch."
>Alternatively tries to get me to flirt with some waitress in really awkward, uncomfortable ways like insisting to one that she has a crush on me or asking her if I'm handsome. 50% of the time this waitress is a Hispanic mother of three who doesn't speak any English, 50% of the time is an Asian girl who might be like fourteen.
>In the latter case, asks them awkward questions like "Are you all related?" if they're all the same race.

[Anonymous No.15510343]

>>15509829
if u wanna tip bitch boy my cup never be empty

[Anonymous No.15510464]

>>15506246
>calling yourself based
How embarassing

[Anonymous No.15510492]

>>15510338
>>15510340
Sorry bro hope things work out for you

[Anonymous No.15510748]

>People think themselves so big, important and rich they feel the obsessed need to kick down on people paid to be polite
Now these are the truly pathetic people. Ego so frail they can't even pick on someone that's allowed to talk back. So much for all that monetary happiness and success.

[Anonymous No.15510785]

>>15510748
What a fucking homo LOL..

[Anonymous No.15511054]

>>15510748
Americans are like that

[Anonymous No.15511182]

>>15510340
>50% of the time is an Asian girl who might be like fourteen
based

[Anonymous No.15511190]

>>15509645
>*middle of sermon*
>btw make sure to donate to our church *hands out donation baskets*

[Anonymous No.15511275]

>>15510340
>asks them awkward questions like "Are you all related?" if they're all the same race
I am actually guilty of this. It's a mistake I made at a local Chinese takeout place, since a kid is the one to take the orders and seems incredibly familiar with the 5 other workers there. Turned out he was just the son of one of the cooks. The others weren't related.

[Anonymous No.15511287]

>>15507792
>>mfw my Uncle constantly snaps to get the servers attention
>>mfw he's rude as fuck when speaking to them
>>mfw he doesn't tip cause he doesn't do it back at home and doesn't believe in it
Your uncle has vikang blood

[Anonymous No.15511294]

>>15508197
This isn't just devilish, it's demonic

[Anonymous No.15511332]

Tipping is stupid and should be done away with. Employers should just pay a better hourly wage.
>NOOOOOOO I MAKE MORE WITH TIPS AND GET TO LIE ON MY TAXES
Oh, so my 15% here or there is a drop in the bucket and I should stop giving it away.
>NOOOOOOOOO I'LL POISON YOUR FOOD
Why are wagecucks like this?

[Anonymous No.15511364]

>>15506238
I wish they would do that.
I'm making 2x-3x I did working retail, fewer hours, easier work, with free food. I don't care if someone needs me to get more napkins or a refill. I even treat the niggers properly, only 13 no tips from them so far (2 white, 2 mexican, 1 asian).
Even if it's just a dollar, that helps me buy booze at the end of the night.
What is slightly annoying is doing my round to check on tables, nobody needs anything, and then 1 minute later they walk up to the front and say they're ready for the check and some to-gos. come on, I could have gotten you that a minute ago and now it looks like I'm inconsiderate that they had to find me.

[Anonymous No.15511397]

I hate tipping. so i just don't dine in at restaurants or order delivery. only pickup or takeout. there are a small handful of family owned restaurants that i do tip because i feel the service and food is actually worth it though.

[Anonymous No.15511844]

>>15506260
if you're on your break, why are you in the dining area?

[Anonymous No.15511858]

>>15506256
based

[Anonymous No.15511911]

>>15506256
>i the we both

[Anonymous No.15511974]

>>15510255
Okay the job is low skill and almost entirely pointless, I'll give you that.
Been waiting tables for two years now and never not received a tip. People rarely tip below 20%.
>kissing ass
Fuck that. I treat people with respect and they treat me the same. If you're pretending to be nice then you're in the wrong line of work. Every time one of my coworkers says "oh you don't want that table they're assholes" I end up getting along with them and getting a good tip.
I also live in an extremely white area so I'm sure that helps :)

[Anonymous No.15512033]

>>15511974
>Every time one of my coworkers says "oh you don't want that table they're assholes" I end up getting along with them and getting a good tip.
This just means that you're such a deep blooded ass kisser that it comes naturally to you without even trying.

[Anonymous No.15512035]

>>15506238
>starring Johnny Sins as The Waiter

[Anonymous No.15512044]

>>15511974
I'm in a shittier part of a city, rarely do I get tips less than 10%, but it's just me, my boss, and the phone girl. phone girl misses work often, so if I do the phone order, I get the to-go tip. got $20 the other day for a simple $200 order.
boss also gives me food, alcohol, 3 days off in a row a week. phone girl buys food often and then "my stomach hurts" and gives it to me.
No tips about once a week, been here 6 months, love it. It's also the smallest menu I've seen at a sit down restaurant before, so there is rarely ever something to be fixed.
On days when phone girl and boss aren't here, I split my tips with the cook, otherwise they do. I don't have to, but I feel bad.

[Anonymous No.15512052]

>>15507939
Yeah that'd get launched into the carpark if I was waiting them.

[Anonymous No.15512064]

>>15512033
it was my second week at the restaurant, my coworker asked me to look after her tables while she went to have a cigarette. went over to the first table, guy was asking me questions about the menu, I answered him. then he asked how long that girl had been working here, I told him 2 months. He said, "that idiot doesn't know anything", we talked, then he gave me $20 and told me to tell the manager to fire her. Didn't leave her anything.

[Anonymous No.15512069]

>>15512044
I love small team restaurant jobs. I spent about a year at this place where it was just me, my manager, the sous chef and chef, and then a server's assistant on weekends. Had a great time there.

[Anonymous No.15512077]

>Have been with different people that in seriousness do the check mark in the air.
It's so embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.15512110]

>>15512077
What why who cares
The best tip I've picked up waiting tables is that it's perfectly fine to just give the waiter your card when you're ready to go. None of that "Can we get our check please?" shit

[Anonymous No.15512157]

>>15512110
Boy you must pretty stupid if you think that's a "trick." In fact, I hate waiters that insist on the stupid back and forth trade. If I see a problem AFTER you've run my card, which isn't often, I'll ask you to fix it(this includes you forgetting to charge me for things you worthless troglodyte).

[Anonymous No.15512164]

>>15512157
>you worthless troglodyte

[Anonymous No.15512226]

>>15510338
>>15510340

give her the pillow. its time.

[Anonymous No.15512283]

>>15512226
Call me a psychopath but if a person is no longer recognizable compared to their slightly younger self and just make hell on earth for everyone they interact with you should legally be allowed to end them as their offspring. Diagnosed with a bunch of literal brain diseases helps the case too. They'd even agree if they saw themselves in clear light. Fucking hell, you can't even isolate yourself from them or be charged for neglect if they can't feed themselves and die.

[Anonymous No.15512315]

I don't like being a dick to waiters, but sometimes you kind of have to to get their attention. I'm more understanding if it's busy, but when it's just us and one other party in the same area you shouldn't have to go looking for the waiter or wait excessively.

[Anonymous No.15512395]

>>15512315
it would be easier in my restaurants particular layout, if I had a place where I could look out and see the dining room. I can't just go sit at a table and watch a TV (yes everything is cleaned, were a very slow restaurant). I don't want to wear people out, thinking I'm just looking and waiting and listening to them. I make a round between every 5 and 10 minutes, still feels awkward, because I'm the only one working, and they and maybe another two tables are of course talking, I don't want to interrupt.
it's nice when someone orders the seafood boil, because I can just hear bags crinkling and being tied so I know to check on them.

[Anonymous No.15512431]

>>15506238
OI WAGIE, BRING ME FOOD
is that better?

[Anonymous No.15512583]

>>15507939
holy shit if I saw this I would make a scene with that family. I don't even like wagies but people like this are fucking obnoxious

[Anonymous No.15512592]

>>15509439
based southern frog

[Anonymous No.15512599]

Snapping is much more appropriate than yelling "hey boy" or "yo nigger".

Be happy we are polite. Anything more and it's a sign you are not doing your job.

[Anonymous No.15512604]

>>15509827
women owe me sex AND good service at restaurants.

[Anonymous No.15512618]

>>15509827
I think you're being ironic, but yes, I unironically do this. At best I'll give a waitress a couple bucks if I'm on a date with a chick so I don't have to explain my autism

[Anonymous No.15512628]

No one should be tipped ever. I havent tipped since 2004 in Hawaii when it included entrance to a club.

[Anonymous No.15512643]

>>15512599
Everyone around you wishes for your slow and painful death when you do that kind of shit.

t. fellow patron

[Anonymous No.15512669]

>>15512643
Then do your job so we don't have to correct you. When I see people do this, I know the place and/or servers are shit.

[Anonymous No.15512735]

>>15510338
fake your death to her alone, shes miserable enough. who cares.

[Anonymous No.15512746]

>>15512669
>fellow patron
Is English your second language?

[Anonymous No.15512784]

>>15509439
https://voca.ro/1aVtZt2q5VXC

[Anonymous No.15512790]

So tiring having to report audio.

[Anonymous No.15512828]

>>15512784
Not bad, but with some work you could do a lot better. Try to do more of a Foghorn Leghorn type of thing.

[Anonymous No.15512955]

>>15512790
announcing reports is a bannable offense you faggot

[Anonymous No.15512975]

>>15512955
So tired having to report audio.

[Anonymous No.15513641]

>>15512599
snapping is faggot beta shit. No ones gonna hear that. I just start clapping really loudly until someone comes over.

[Anonymous No.15513649]

>>15513641
>not chanting "why are we waiting?"
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.15513667]

>>15509826
Just to burst your bubble, that doesn't hit a paycheck, we build in that to our gp margins it's called wastage and we write it off on tax.

[Anonymous No.15513684]

I have a habit (that I'm trying to break) when shopping if I need to find something like a random tool at home depot I give the finger gun to an employee and just blurt out what I'm looking for like
>finger gun
>"CHARCOAL CHIMNEY STARTERS"

[Anonymous No.15513700]

>>15508197
fuck mam that's too much

[Anonymous No.15513703]

This entire thread is just the proof that Butthurt Liquor Store Anon is completely correct.

[Anonymous No.15513724]

>>15513684
Yep. Short, sweet to the point. Takes less of his time and less of yours.

I use to do the same thing to the little girls in the lineup in Phnom Penh.

[Anonymous No.15513728]

>>15513724
Let's be honest, you and I both know they were boys.

[Anonymous No.15513746]

How does anyone have the sheer gall to be a cunt the way so many bad customers do? I'm a pretty fucking vindictive person, but it literally doesn't ever even cross my mind to treat random ass workers who have not wronged me as subhumans.

[Anonymous No.15513757]

>>15513728
Fraid not. They were bussed in from the countryside. Big sis's look after them and they are certainly female. I just point and say to khmer, clean, sharp, trim, tall.

I admit I kinda like them lanky.

[Anonymous No.15513764]

>>15513746
There are no bad customers, only hosts who have failed to live up to customers requests. Live by that.

[Anonymous No.15513784]

>>15513764
Objectively false. Anyone that falls back on that is a horrendous customer and is so desperate not to admit it they've taken a literal marketing slogan as their gospel.

[Anonymous No.15513809]

>>15513784
Your leaders in your job have failed you. It is exceptionally sad that he hasn't taught you to extend the highest effort to accomodate their needs.

The service industry is turning into a shithole because they are deviating from time tested values.

I sort of don't blame you and I don't want to be rude, but I assume you are quite young.

[Anonymous No.15513815]

>>15506246
You can't call yourself based. It's like /thread-ing your own post.

[Anonymous No.15513850]

>>15510338
>basically started a riot at a Texas Roadhouse once
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.15513900]

>>15513809
You're typing like someone that's "pretending" to be retarded, so there's no point engaging with your stupid bait.

[Anonymous No.15514125]

>>15513900
Whatever dude. I cant help but be sad that your derogatory acts is entirely opposite of things that were the norm back in the day. The degradation of morals, the degradation of service that many people complain about these days... it's a part of you. You are doing this because you were taught it wasn't worth shit to do better. Well, it is.

I honestly want to have a civilised conversation with you, but you've given up and want to just blame your shortcomings on the customer which is by far entirely unacceptable.

Stop blaming others for your incompetence.

[Anonymous No.15514141]

>>15506256
>tell black co worker you called him a nigger and tell manager
>you get kicked out and banned for life

[Anonymous No.15514168]

>>15514141
Technically they are niggers aren't they? Chin up, you defined it well.

[Anonymous No.15514324]

>>15511287
I do too from both sides of my family. I prefer to call it rapist blood

[Anonymous No.15515039]

>>15506348
It's not dehumanizing at all, people give it power by getting so worked up over it.,

[Anonymous No.15515108]

>>15512283
She's always been this way. In some ways she's calmed down since she was younger.

>>15513850
I wasn't there, so the version of events she told me is probably somewhat colored to make her look better. We went to eat and the manager or owner popped up immediately comping portions of our meal and taking a picture of us to put on the walls as happy customers. So I asked her what the hell it was about and why in God's name they'd want our picture on the wall. This is her version:
>She's eating at a restaurant with a friend and her friend's daughter.
>Starts screaming at the waitress for some reason. She didn't state this, but whatever she said was loud enough that people from another table got upset and came to hers.
>A woman from another table comes to her table with her party and tells my mother she's being incredibly rude, loud and hateful to the waitress.
>Waitress quietly steps back as the two begin screaming at eachother.
>My mother claims at this point her friend decked the lady.
>The three of them get up and flee the restaurant.
>Her friend and her daughter are able to quickly flee in their car, but my mother takes forever to leave and always parks up front on the handicapped spot so they're quick to find her as she tries to pull out.
>Half the restaurant has poured out and is surrounding her car so she can't leave while the cops are called.
>She calls the cops herself claiming being surrounded is giving her claustrophobia and a panic attack.
I'm presuming the cops let her off the hook and she cried or something. Her and her friend are both in their early 70's, additionally.

[Anonymous No.15515121]

>>15506714
im sorry sir but you must be 21 and over to consume alcohol

[Anonymous No.15515136]

>>15515121
21? You're a parent by then. That's far too late to engage in a phase of appreciating alcohol's excess.

[Anonymous No.15515147]

>>15506246
I have done things like this whilst working retail. I enjoyed asking customers if they were lost at the hardware store. I think my favorite thing to do was to respond to inquiries as to the location of the rest room with " oh absolutely, do you have to pee or poop?"
They pause because everyone wants to lead with pee. But then they think I wouldn't ask unless some weird shit was going down and they have separate bathrooms for different excrement.
I also would wince my eye and flex my shoulder while stammering "oh.. y-yeas it's mm-its o- its-o-overe there" and imply that I'm directing them with my face and neck flexing/spasming. You guys let me know when I'm rambling.

[Anonymous No.15515208]

>>15510255
If you work somewhere that doesn't consider the wait staff to be absolutely essential, congrats, you work at some shitty chain store like Chili's. In a real restaurant, we all work together well, because a good waiter/waitress is a salesperson, selling more drinks, more appetizers, more specials, more desserts. More sales=bigger bills from customers=bigger tips=cooks get a bigger tip out. If you don't work somewhere that tips out the back of house, you're fucking yourself over.

[Anonymous No.15515217]

>>15506238
>tfw OP thinks he understands shit well cuz he does the job, but the reality is that his perception is just as one-sided as the customers he complains about

Yeah, I used to be like that...

[Anonymous No.15515230]

>>15515217
I will add it can be rude, but they're probably not thinking that when they do it. Depends on how they otherwise act, really.

But if you just let it go, it stops having power over you. If you keep getting made about it, you are the one giving it the sole quality that you don't like about it.

[Anonymous No.15515233]

>>15515230

I meant to also reply to OP (the entire thread) again, so I'll just link that now. >>15506238

[Anonymous No.15515256]

>>15515147
Refine your word salad, potential to be a funny person but you steep into weirdness way too much.

[Anonymous No.15515268]

>>15511974
>almost entirely pointless
No it isn't? I'm not a waiter and have never been one, but the waiter is absolutely essential to my experience at a restaurant. If the waiter is rude or doesn't take my order right, if I can't ask questions, if I feel uncomfortable, if he can't make recommendations, if he's not fast, that can all be an issue with my dining experience.
Its not as though the cooks have time to serve every customer.

"Low skill" you mean "not much specialized training required". But a good waiter is still a good waiter. It really ruins things if your waiter is having a shitty day or whatever... that's like my whole point of reference for the entire restaurant, in a way.
Sometimes, they're fucking too slow too. Like, yeah I get its a low-wage job and everything, but its not like some people don't do it way better than others and its not definitely not like it isn't essential to the place as a whole.

[Anonymous No.15515277]

>>15515147
>I also would wince my eye and flex my shoulder while stammering "oh.. y-yeas it's mm-its o- its-o-overe there" and imply that I'm directing them with my face and neck flexing/spasming.
lolwut. That wouldn't upset someone, it would just be weird. They would be too confused and freaked out to be mad and would probably use it as a story amongst their friends.

I am not sure what the intention of this post is, but its something else.

[Anonymous No.15515340]

>>15506260
>would be happy to assist your lack of responsibility.
They're irresponsible because they needed something at their table and called you over in an unusual way? Dude, you gotta learn to get over it. Who cares if they're trying to be rude or not? Maybe they're just some absent-minded dumbass who saw it in a movie, didn't really recognize what it culturally communicates, and got overly excited about trying it out. That doesn't mean they hate you and could actually be a sign of them respecting you albeit in a naive way.
It might be more likely they're just thoughtless assholes, but who cares? Let them be assholes.
You have to learn to deal if you're gonna do one of these shitty customer service jobs. Its rough and is a skill, but calling them irresponsible when you... have a literal responsibility as a waiter to treat customers well as you can until it reaches an actual point where you simply cannot work with them or reason with... who are they going to think is being irresponsible?

[Anonymous No.15515368]

>>15506279
yeah fuck that. i would NEVER fuck with someone's sanity and stability if they're directly interacting with my food for less than $10 an hour. i'm not fucking insane.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0b93zOgkSE

[Anonymous No.15515429]

>Excuse me, waitress? You dropped your name tag.

[Anonymous No.15515571]

>>15513649
>>15513641
>not giving out a piercing, inhuman shriek
pathetic

[Anonymous No.15515585]

>>15508496
>t.Seething pajeet

[Anonymous No.15515588]

>>15511332
Just admit you're a cheapskate and stop trying to assign moral significance to it.

[Anonymous No.15515597]

>>15510224
Maybe americuck wages of $120 a week. In a proper country you make that each day before 10am.

[Anonymous No.15515606]

>>15510255
I would care if they took away my cute waitress and replaced it with a soulless faceless automaton.

[Anonymous No.15515612]

>>15512033
>being respectful and helpful means you kiss ass.
Lol sorry you are autistic and have a shit life.

[Anonymous No.15515617]

>>15509645
w2c, where?

[Anonymous No.15516006]

>>15515606
What if they replaced her with a cute automaton

[Anonymous No.15516235]

>>15508197
This is pretty based. Me and my friends were even more direct - we would drop hints to the waiter that we would leave a massive tip if they did things like hook us up with free refills or free dessert, then leave no tip.
Once we even did it before a dine-and-dash

[Anonymous No.15516263]

fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.15516299]

>>15515617
https://christiandollarstore.com/montracpacof.html

[Anonymous No.15516365]

>>15515588
so you just go around giving away free money to everybody you come in contact with right?
otherwise youre a cheapskate jew

[Anonymous No.15516382]

>>15507724

There's an outside bar in my town that does this, which I prefer. You click the lantern, wagie comes over and takes your drink order, then turns it off and comes back with your drinks. Saves having to get up to the bar

[Anonymous No.15516402]

>>15515597
You forgot to subtract 75% frok your euro wages for taxes to give condos to Somalis

[Anonymous No.15516508]

>>15516365
Yes, very correct and comparable to tipping wait staff, retard

[Anonymous No.15516543]

>>15516508
>Yes, very correct and comparable to tipping wait staff
it, youre just giving them money for nothing

[Anonymous No.15516568]

>>15509645
Doing that shit can get you banned from some restaurants

[Anonymous No.15516575]

>>15516508
its the same thing you fucking faggot mutt

[Anonymous No.15516642]

>>15515256
That's fine
>>15515277
Wasn't looking to upset anyone. I don't know guys is it in poor taste to pretend to be retarded or disabled? It's hard for me to tell because me and my wife just walk around the house pretending to be retarded during the day. I work in mesteryious ways and I do peotry too.

[Anonymous No.15516649]

>>15515571
Used to do this. It won't get you any friends.

[Anonymous No.15516700]

I stand up and start stomping and clapping and doing a Navajo rain dance when I want service. After the second time, the server always bolts over the second I start to stand up out of my chair.

[Anonymous No.15516728]

>>15516263
that's what's up

[Anonymous No.15516867]

>>15516700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owc9_1l3pqI
do you happen to have a snake hand?

[Anonymous No.15516884]

>>15514324
>I prefer to call it rapist blood
rude

[Anonymous No.15516914]

yes, i snap my fingers at wagies
yes, i expect them to dance for me if i wish so
>no, i won't tip

deal with it, wagie

[Anonymous No.15516920]

>>15506238

Try working at hooters like I did. It happened all the time during my 3 years there.

[Anonymous No.15516939]

>>15516575
Lol seethe. Even if you don't tip we will just add it on

[Anonymous No.15517052]

If your hands aren't full I'm going to make enough gestures or noises to get noticed because it's not your job to psychically know that I want something, it's my job to pipe up and ask for it. Literally all you have to do is make eye contact and keep working and get to me when you can.
>>15506246
>>15506238
>>15506348
>>15508015
>>15510191
>>15510748
>and then the whole train stood up and clapped and Albert Einstein gave me $50
Stop larping
>>15516939
And I'll put in a fraud alert with my bank the next morning and pay nothing. Thanks for the comp, your manager will not be happy about it though

[Anonymous No.15517058]

>>15516508
Not just comparable, exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.15517065]

>>15516914
enjoy that lasagne i came in

[Anonymous No.15517302]

>>15516568
If I’m doing this at a restaurant I’m not planning on coming back anyway

[Anonymous No.15517405]

>>15507939
What an obnoxious bunch of faggots, i don't give a fuck about them bothering the wagies but if they press that little bell every time they need something bothering everyone at their sides, i swear i would grab it and throw it to the trash

[Anonymous No.15517449]

>>15506238
I will rise my arm, stare at you and maybe snap my fingers once, if you played fool and pretend didn't saw me, you are not getting tipped

[Anonymous No.15517464]

>>15506238
>mfw I am waiter and I do not give a fuck about any of this because I regularly come home with 150+ in cash from a 3 hour shift PLUS my wage (which in Canada is 15 an hour)

Based

[Anonymous No.15517475]

>>15509827
I usually get far better service from a waiter

[Anonymous No.15517486]

>>15517464
Based take, OP is a whiny fag

[Anonymous No.15517498]

>>15517475
Yeah man need to work for the tip, that's why they do a better job
Some thirsty loser will tip a waitress no matter what

[Anonymous No.15517612]

>>15517464
Every morning you wake up and are still in Canada; a joke of a nation with a worthless currency.

[Anonymous No.15517642]

>>15517612

[Anonymous No.15517648]

>>15517612
>This idiot talks as his country owned the federal reserve
Lmao americans are delusional

[Anonymous No.15517650]

>>15507826
>>15506256
Holy based

[Anonymous No.15517674]

>>15509826
>I feel nothing for doing this. It keeps you in check and if you can’t eventually work harder at providing service then you’ll be weeded out and replaced with a superior server.
thank god were importing all these immigrants to better serve you.

[Anonymous No.15517701]

>>15506238
i loved ignoring people who just came in and sat themselves then tried to get my attention.

these retarded boomers couldn't handle speaking to the host for a seat, they can sit and starve.

[Anonymous No.15517748]

>15516914
weak b8

[Anonymous No.15517828]

>>15506238
>customer snaps at me
>sassy old fag server working the shift with me snaps at them back
>does some goofey snapping his fingers and clapping game and ends on flicking them off
>they think he's hilarious, ask him to be their server, transfer the table to him
>he treats them rudely but with a sassy gay smile and even calls the wife fat to her face
>they laugh, enjoy his antics, tip him well enough
>whole time he's talking shit about them to the cooks, putting their orders in last cause fuck em, saying if they snap at him he's gonna hit on the man and ruin their marriage next
>the fuck
>for a moment wish I was a campy gay so I too could flick customers off and call them fat and get away with it

It's funny though cause I remember he got a maga hat guy as his regular. Old money having conservative fuckers were always his regulars for some reason, like they especially loved a server that talked shit openly to them. A perfectly nice qt server could try to take that table and they'd roll their eyes at her and ask for the old fag even if wasn't working.

[Anonymous No.15517848]

>>15508015
I've started doing this if some table has a loud bitchy asshole just cause it's fun to watch bitches and assholes get thrown out without having to do shit and funny enough last two places I did it at I got free drinks from the management.

It's super fun pissing off already pissed off people. There's no consequences to it either. Sad to see the day where people of 4chan would rather larp about lick jewish heels instead of enjoying the simple pleasure of pissing off idiots.

[Anonymous No.15517877]

>>15515147
What the? Why would anyone ever let you work at their restaurant?

[Anonymous No.15517884]

It's always so odd reading all these fantasies you guys have about getting to be mean to a server combined with the fantasy that you have money and influence. Just because I've worked in fine dining and any customer with actual money and influence tended to be the ones that tipped ridiculously high and were the nicest more reasonable customers. Tipping is simple bribery. You bribe your server so he'll get to you first and treat you better than the broke plebs that can't. Servers know they're whores so they'll never treat you as well if you show you have no class (and therefore no money).

But then I guess most here are dishwashers and you gotta fantasize about something and it's easy to direct your hatred to the dumb thot that makes slightly more than you than a system impossible to change that we're all small cogs of.

[Anonymous No.15517886]

>>15508460
How is life being such a pussy?

[Anonymous No.15517889]

>>15514125
>Have a shit day at a job where you have no control, so you take it out on anyone you deem below you whom you can control
Thank god your a fucking incel, otherwise I would feel sorry for your wife and children.

[Anonymous No.15517892]

>>15515217
>>15515230
>>15515233
Both autistic and beta response. Yeah you look very smart by letting fat retards walk all over you.

[Anonymous No.15517907]

>>15517892
*Snaps* yea waiter boi I need a the recipe *snaps*

[Anonymous No.15517944]

>>15508650
This is why Japan scares me. No way would I ever live in a country where I have to smile and put on a show as a job.

[Anonymous No.15517982]

>>15511054
help me i don’t want to live anywhere else but this entire country is filled with morons

[Anonymous No.15518012]

>>15510338
Sounds like the fucks I take care of in the psych unit. Thank god I get to shoot their asses up with zyprexa if they get too bad. I must be living every service worker's dream when we hold them down and inject them.

[Anonymous No.15518061]

It’s funny how 1st gen indian dudes are just the worst people imaginable. despite the fact that they make less money than their wives, have less of a grasp on english than a four year old, and have no common sense whatsoever, they still feel like they can be complete perverted pieces of shit, and give you a side eye, with their gross pajeet jowels formed into a frown. don’t look at me krishna, or whatever the fuck your name is, keep walking.

[Anonymous No.15518130]

>>15516642
At that point I'm pretty sure you're no longer pretending

[Anonymous No.15518150]

>>15508088
Yes, we don't consider eateries to be sacred cultural sites here.

[Anonymous No.15518183]

>>15513764
I would slap any friend or relative in the mouth if I saw them pull an attitude like that. Unbelievably arrogant and self centered. Just white trash and niggers trying to ape as big shots because they are poor or chronically insecure. Anon, you are white trash not because you were born in a shithole, but because you consciously choose to be.

[Anonymous No.15518206]

>>15518150
Fuck you and your shitty kid. Keep it at Applebee's or Chili's where any patron has already resigned themselves to a shitty experience. If I see you at a respectable establishment with that debt monkey, I'm paying, leaving early, and slashing the tires of your shitty vehicle with the "baby on board" decal.
>t. Fellow americlap

[Anonymous No.15518404]

>>15518206
Seethe more crime nigger

[Anonymous No.15518490]

>>15518206
i hope you have already removed yourself from the gene pool
>imagine being this mad at kids
why are you so bitter?

[Anonymous No.15518555]

>>15509645
>Disappointed?

[Anonymous No.15518742]

>>15517302
based

[Anonymous No.15518939]

>>15506246
Whatta larp!

[Anonymous No.15518962]

I used to think it was rude before I realized that it's oractical and a very effective way of getting my attention. The only issue I had was that typically I was busy so I wouldn't be able to fulfill their request right away but I never had anyone have a problem with waiting on getting something fixed or more to eat/drink.

Some people just have a stick up their ass about that sort of thing, I suppose, but It's far more polite than shouting across the dining room or moving around like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

[Anonymous No.15518991]

>>15512618
pussy is on a pedestal it seems

[Anonymous No.15519015]

>>15510338
>>15510340
My grandma does stuff like this and mom also.
at that age they don't take shit because they took shit all their life anon.
Their close to the end they know so thats why they don't give two fucks anymore. just chill out and join your mom on roasting the entire cooking world.

[Anonymous No.15519035]

>>15509826
Larp harder, negroid.
>th-th-the fries were soggy :(

[Anonymous No.15519633]

>>15519015
I tell my mom I'm tipping an extra $10 every time she bitches at them and she's since stopped it cause I'll just laugh at her throwing a fit the whole time then apologize and tip the waiter a stupid 30% in cash and tell my mom on the way out just to see her shout and bitch more. And now she acts nice but bitches that I've made them all start treating her like she's got alzheimer's and I piss her off on purpose like I got some grand scheme with every waitress to annoy her.

[Anonymous No.15519905]

>>15506238
>friend stands up and throws hand in air yells "Hey, can we get some service" at no one specific

[Anonymous No.15519919]

>>15506238
My favorite thing to do is call my waiter the name of whatever place I'm eating at. For example, "Hey Romano's Macaroni Grill, can I get some more peanut gregeeo over here?"

[Anonymous No.15520062]

>>15515268
Autism. Are you a boomer anon, honestly?

[Anonymous No.15520072]

>>15519633
damn bro, your a financial cuckold

[Anonymous No.15520592]

>>15507792

Where in Norway is your uncle from? I've got a sneaking suspicion ...

t. well mannered Norwegian

[Anonymous No.15520603]

>>15519919
Lol

[Anonymous No.15521523]

>>15506238
You are paid to wait on the customers. If you can't or won't do that properly, you get snapped at. If you fail to respond, you get asked to come over. If you still fail, you get yelled at, the manager gets involved and I leave without paying the bill.

Then again, I have not been to a sit down restaurant in just about a year now, so hopefully you were laid off months ago and I won't have to see you ever again.

[Anonymous No.15521584]

>>15506238
Get over here, bitchboy

[Anonymous No.15521631]

>>15508650
absolutely living for masks right now because of that

[Anonymous No.15521676]

>>15512110
actually as a server this pisses me off. ill never not have my hands full because my bussers and runners are useless so when i give you your check, its with empty hands. otherwise would be gross.
also, look at your total so i dont have to hear your bitchass whine later after the deed is done

[Anonymous No.15521712]

>>15517701
devilish

[Anonymous No.15521750]

>>15507939
Okay, this thread was funny but fuck those people. These people are scum.

[Anonymous No.15521768]

>>15508197
>servant
kekked and based

[Anonymous No.15521834]

>>15507826
>Unfortunately sir, this is a covid safe restaurant and you are here sans mask.
>The cops have been called and my genderfluid homosexual latinx coworker has filmed you, uploaded this to xir twitter, and the video is trending. Why, I think they've already doxxed you sir.
>Would you like your tendies to go as you race home to protect your property from peaceful, albeit flammable protests?

[Anonymous No.15521843]

>>15510338
based witch mother teaching those wagie cucks who is boss and who is the slave

[Anonymous No.15521853]

>when Americans try their usual antics while abroad, not realizing that the waiters in other nations aren't tipped

You start causing a problem in a restaurant here for other customers and you're getting thrown out. But while in the US do what you're wont to do, anyone who chooses a career that is guarenteed to NOT have a liveable wage is the most pathetic level of cuck.

[Anonymous No.15521872]

>>15519015
My grandfather had his entire family massacred when he was a child and he grew up to be a respectful man and a respectable man. Your mother and grandmother are just a couple of old cunts.

[Anonymous No.15521877]

>>15515147
your fucking deranged

[Anonymous No.15521926]

>>15518490
If they consistently behaved themselves I wouldn't mind, I get pissed at whiny screamy adults who make things worse for everyone around them too.
I knew a guy who was loathsome to go to restaurants with because he was a fucking cunt to anyone service-related. I stopped associating with him entirely, but assuming my fucking jizz brought him forth into the world and I was legally tied to him for 18 years, I would at least do people a favor and keep him away from places where people pay a premium for a pleasant dining experience.

[Anonymous No.15522009]

Been a bartender for 3+ years now and whenever somebody snaps their fingers at me, I shut that shit down immediatly

I tell them that we dont snap fingers at the staff here. If they continue, I simply ignore them until they are the very last customer waiting at the bardesk.

For some weird reason, nobody has ever threatened to call my manager. I dont know why but it seems that customers are more inclined to treat bartenders respectfully rather than other staff in the restaurant business

[Anonymous No.15522067]

>>15515108
it's time

[Anonymous No.15522076]

>>15522009
bartenders can refuse service

[Anonymous No.15522084]

>>15522009
This >>15522076
You have different power than a waiter/waitress
I would not snap a bartender but it's mostly because you are not running from one place to other and I can talk to you easily, with a waiter I have to gain his attention raising my hand or if he plays fool snapping my fingers

[Anonymous No.15522559]

>>15522076
Only times i can refuse service is if they are either too drunk or we directly want them kicked out of the bar. I'm not gonna kick someone out for snapping their fingers at me, but I am definetly gonna make them wait for 20+ minutes if they give me attitude like that

>>15522084
Regardless of how big/small the bar is, customers will do all sort of stupid shit to get your attention. I have had people wave their arms over the bardesk, yelling at me and even start leaning over my screen where I am supposed to hit in orders. One of the fastest way to get me to lose my temper is when I am making a cocktail and the customer starts dotting their fingers on the same hand I hold the jigger (The measuring cup bartenders use) because they think that will get them next in line. Not only are they touching me with their fat greasy fingers, but they are also messing up whatever I am making thus making everybody wait longer.

We definetly arent getting treated as bad as waiters and chefs, but fuck me drunk people can be annoying pricks

[Anonymous No.15522831]

>tfw I once accidentally bankrupted an entire company because I threw out a customer for being a huge cunt while he was in the middle of some important business dinner.

[Anonymous No.15522843]

>>15522559
I had a drunk guy snap and then slam his hands on my well for my attention. Ignored him all night. He was the only guy that ever complained to a manager about me but he sat at the well, PISSED, not yelling but just glaring at me, it was near 2am and I ignored him till I got every customer their last call and closed out and then since he slammed on my bar again and it was already 2am I just ignored him more. He waited till my manager was on the floor to yell and bitch up a storm but by then all the manager could tell him was it was past 2 anyway and we couldn't serve him. You'd think you'd know not to be a pissy drunk at the bar near closing if you want a drink but some people are gonna be born and die retarded.

[Anonymous No.15523025]

>>15506238
is the druggie upset? Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.15523053]

>>15516508
I love how you ignored the question and went straight for the personal attack. You addict scum are all the same, you know there's no good reason and so lacking a leg to stand on you have to shift gear and try the shame play

[Anonymous No.15523275]

>>15515147
based

[Anonymous No.15523333]

>>15506256
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.15523531]

>>15506238
mfw when waiter hasn't been by in 30

[Anonymous No.15523618]

>>15512033
>no comprehensiion of reverse psychology
your coworker is warning you away from an obviously large well tipping party because he's joking with you, doesn't like you or wants the table.

[Anonymous No.15523640]

>>15513746
>be a human being with a job and not a neat
>watch people with bad attitudes get priority treatment, portions and service at said job
>apply these observed traits successfully myself
it's almost as if rewarding bad attitudes leads to more people having bad attitudes.
who'da thunk it, anon? have fun getting walked on.

[Anonymous No.15523667]

>waitress taking too long to offer me a refill
>walk to the drink station and get it myself
>no one says shit to me
No tip

[Anonymous No.15523867]

>>15506246
Yeah but tell them how I beat you up for insulting my aunt afterwards and then the cops didn't even start me because they were intimidated by my strength.

[Anonymous No.15524994]

>>15517828
Bit of a long winded RP to admit youre a nonce

[Anonymous No.15525014]

>>15512052
>>15512583
>>15512628
>>15513641
Hey, cool it with the antisemitism ok?!!!

[Anonymous No.15526940]

>>15506238
>Cant stand rude customers
>continues to work in customer service
I couldn't stand getting flesh wounds on a daily basis and having a literal near fatal accident once a month so I quit construction. Have you considered that maybe you dont like your job, you dumb pile of fuck?

[Anonymous No.15527261]

>>15506632
you would think an obsessive compulsive genius intelligence level hitman paid millions and millions of untaxed dollars and supplied with whatever means necessary to get him to complete his tasks would have better teeth

[Anonymous No.15527315]

>>15520592
He's from Rjukan but lives in the outskirts of Oslo in some fuckhuge house.

[Anonymous No.15527461]

>>15506256
>Sir I am the manager and I’m afraid I watched you throw those on the floor and I’m going to have to ask you to leave before I contact the police

[Anonymous No.15527482]

>>15513815
/thread-ing your own post is pretty based

[Anonymous No.15527486]

>>15515147
i can assure u that if i was your customer, u would make me very uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.15527518]

>>15506238
I'm so fucking glad Covid is financially ruining you wagecucks

[Anonymous No.15527523]

>>15527261
>better teeth
Cant win them all anon

[Anonymous No.15527535]

>>15527518
im a wagecuck (although at a retail store not a restaurant i quit working at a wingplace a few months into pandemic) and this coof has unironically helped me a lot i got offered a way higher wage because of the “coof risks” and since it was part of hiring contract they have to keep paying me it and can’t fire me because im the only worker that isnt a braindead lazy faggot and they have to have write ups and shit also i get monthly bonuses

[Anonymous No.15527539]

>>15507939
Of course they look Jewish...

[Anonymous No.15527553]

>>15523531
I'll never dine and dash regardless if the service sucks but I've had to literally bus my dishes or go over and get my coffee or drinks and get my bill payed because the servers just fucked off for whatever reasons. I'm almost tempted to go back into the kitchen and grab my food too and clean my table before other diners take it.

[Anonymous No.15527577]

>>15509439
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.15527589]

>>15510338
You should unironically put a pillow over her face, you’d be doing the world a favor

[Anonymous No.15527616]

>>15510338
>>15510340
Im sorry anon. It might be time for day of the pillow if you catch my drift ;^)

[Anonymous No.15527621]

>>15510338
>>15510340
The fact that you're too cowardly to break ties with her makes me even angrier than the cunt herself. Get a fucking spine you retard, holy fuck, do you really have no decency at all? Don't use the "she's my mommy so I HAVE to be nice" excuse, stop being a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.15527669]

>>15506238
My cousin did this to a waiter on my birthday, I never felt such shame.
I called her a stupid bitch, gave the poor guy a benjamin and left her the bill, my autism would've made me go nuclear if I stayed

[Anonymous No.15527775]

>>15513850
Beaver, Utah? Went through there at night once and you couldn't miss the place unless you were blind.
>I heart Beaver

[Anonymous No.15527789]

>>15506238
bald fuck.

[Anonymous No.15527821]

>>15517612
I hate canacucks too but you realize our money is worthless green paper right?
>this is how much meat cost in America cope and seethe canada

[Anonymous No.15527832]

>>15527821
enjoy your chlorine meat lol

[Anonymous No.15527847]

>>15527832
ITS FROM CANADA THATS THE JOKE
>chlorine meat
what does that even mean? cope seethe dilate etc

[Anonymous No.15527918]

>>15513684
gonna start doing this myself

[Anonymous No.15528151]

>>15527518
Corona has been a blessing
>Get to wear masks so faceblind boomers don't see me cringing and giving condescending looks
>Waitresses are extra horny from the stress
>Higher pay because of risks
>People more willing to tip because they're grateful to be eating out
>Ability to chuck confrontational nigger-tier customers because they often refuse to wait in line or wear a mask
>Managers are thankful to me because they have trouble retaining people
>Still get pre-coof tips
>Out-earn a lot of college grads per hour worked... still
Don't even care about your response

[Anonymous No.15528174]

>>15528151
I'm in Straya, got a massive increase in my neetbux and some stimulus. Paid for a 3080, new case, 2tb sdd, new keyboard and a 38" monitor lmao.

[Anonymous No.15530084]

>>15510748
Hurry up with my drink Pedro, you do want this 0.5% tip don't you?

[Anonymous No.15531727]

>>15506256
>I'm sorry sir, we don't serve phoneposters. You'll have to leave.

[Anonymous No.15532866]

>>15506279
those "wage cucks" serve your food :) be nice and behave

[Anonymous No.15533603]

>>15522559
as a barback, i do not envy you for this, but also as your barback, i will alert you of other snippy fuckers or secretly snub them in some sort of fashion while they keep digging themself a deeper hole