/deenz/ Thread

[Anonymous No.15504563]

Post & discuss canned fish.

[Anonymous No.15504564]

oh god oh fuck i thought this was /ck/ i'm so sory /k/

[Anonymous No.15504565]

>>15504564
No no, this is the right board

[Anonymous No.15504566]

An improvised weapons thread you say? Certainly.
I’m a fan of the loose bed post myself.

[Anonymous No.15504567]

>>15504564
I love you co/ck/sucker, but canned seafood isnt my cup of tea.

[Anonymous No.15504568]

honestly I think /deenz/ is relevant on /k/
>extremely calorie dense
>high in protein
>modern packaging means low weight and easily stacked
>lasts basically forever

how do you weaponize food /k/?

[Anonymous No.15504569]

>>15504563
I don't really care for canned whole fish, something about the way the bones crunch/feel just put me off. I had some canned mackerel once and the little rib bones were still pretty hard so one almost got stuck in my throat.
Fish has a shitload of good stuff in it so I guess in shtf they'd be good when you're starving or want a smell to remember what your step sister's cooter smelled like.

[Anonymous No.15504570]

>>15504569
There's boneless sardines but you're missing out on tasty calcium and sardine bones are super soft.

[Anonymous No.15504571]

>>15504568
>all that corned beef
extremely based, def gonna make it

[Anonymous No.15504572]

>>15504563
Its pretty awful to consume personally. Id rather use it as good bait for better prey.

[Anonymous No.15504573]

>>15504568
All true

[Anonymous No.15504574]

>>15504563

Just an off topic questions. Does instant noodles makes a good SHTF food supply? Or a cup noodles make a better option.

[Anonymous No.15504575]

>>15504563
Tastes half decent, but the smell is really hard to get past. God save you if any of the juice drips on clothes or carpet.

[Anonymous No.15504576]

>>15504564
You're fine, you posted preserved food, we like stockpile threads here.

[Anonymous No.15504577]

>>15504574
It's decent. All those preservatives they stick in it mean if it's kept dry and in a mouse-proof container it'll last.

[Anonymous No.15504578]

>>15504572
I use it to trap cats, works great. canned fish or dog food, they love dog food for some reason.

[Anonymous No.15504579]

i've lately become partial to deens in oil, and add in my own spicy brown mustard and a small splash of tapatio. the canned mustard and hot sauce just taste weird to me

>>15504566
ur mom is too

>>15504568
hormel is love
hormel is life

>>15504574
if you have a reliable source of clean and preferable heated water. If you're camping next to a stream and have plenty of kindling or propane, and have the time/energy to prepare the water and dried food, then why not enjoy the benefit of lighter food. If you would have to carry all that extra water on your back plus the fuel to heat it, then no they're horrific.

[Anonymous No.15504580]

Don’t delete this OP pls

[Anonymous No.15504581]

>>15504579
>ur mom is too
fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.15504582]

>>15504563
>Used to eat deenz on bread with mustard and pickles everyday
>Now I have gout and can't touch them without my foot turning into a science nightmare
Treasure those deenz, you cunts

[Anonymous No.15504583]

Fugg :D

[Anonymous No.15504584]

>>15504564
Shit nigga thought I was on /fit/ when I came into the thread so you good

[Anonymous No.15504585]

>>15504582
That sucks man, also
>1 off

[Anonymous No.15504586]

>>15504582
a-are deenz good with p-p-pickles?
f for gout, that shit is rough

>>15504585
you feeling alright

[Anonymous No.15504587]

>>15504563
Not that it really counts completely, but I like canned oysters a lot. Sardines are nice too, especially the larger fillets.

[Anonymous No.15504588]

>>15504563
I have quite a few cans of herring. Shits tasty.

[Anonymous No.15504589]

>>15504588
Smoked?

[Anonymous No.15504590]

>>15504568
Dangerously based prepper.

[Anonymous No.15504591]

>>15504587
I loved smoked oysters as a kid and then they all started coming from china. They're disgusting, gritty and dirty tasting now. If you see the conditions they farm them in you'll understand why.
Never buy Asian packed seafood unless it's Japanese.
Korean shit on a case by case basis.

[Anonymous No.15504592]

>>15504586
>Deenz n pickles
Hell yes. Put it on rye toast and thank me later. Mustard and wasabi too if you into getting crazy

[Anonymous No.15504593]

>>15504591
I’ve had pic related in my possession for about 2 weeks now. Never had ousters before. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.15504594]

>>15504593
Flavor, and a boner

[Anonymous No.15504595]

>>15504594
>and a boner
elaborate

[Anonymous No.15504596]

>>15504563
I always put a can of sardines in my kit! And now I have a whole package of 30 in the bunker. Wounderfull little snacks these are, never tried em on pizza but I aughtta, right?

You are from /ck/, how do you cook with em? I just slurp em right up like oiled noodles. Or put em on hard tak when im feelin fancy.

[Anonymous No.15504597]

>>15504595
Oysters are an aphrodisiac. If it's true, I don't know, but I do know alot of women who have sucked my dick after a trip to Maine and a seafood buffet

[Anonymous No.15504598]

>>15504596
>Sardines on pizza
Are you thinking of anchovies?

[Anonymous No.15504599]

>>15504598
not him but deenz pizza is good.

[Anonymous No.15504600]

>>15504563
This is the single best food that comes in a can. Kipper herring is the best shit in the world, I'd eat it every day if I could

[Anonymous No.15504601]

>>15504598
>sardines and anchovies are the same thing
>let me correct you, as you lack my enlightenment

[Anonymous No.15504602]

>>15504599
We will I guess I have to try it now

[Anonymous No.15504603]

>>15504599
I'm thinkin they'd be good on a veggie piled pizza. Artichoke hearts and mushrooms.. what else should I add?

[Anonymous No.15504604]

>>15504601
Nigger, sardines on pizza sounds weird as shit, and I've heard dumb niggers confuse the two in person as well.

[Anonymous No.15504605]

>>15504596
>You are from /ck/, how do you cook with em?
Marinate them and grill them over charcoal/an open fire (works probably better with fresh ones). Or you can always use them for pasta dishes.

[Anonymous No.15504606]

>>15504596
Here’s my favorites:
>Deenz Pasta
>Deenz Toast
>Deenz pizza
>Fisherman’s Eggs (Basically a deenz & egg casserole type dish)
>Deenz with rice (Mix deenz and rice)
>Straight from the can or on crackers
And those are just some of the recipes. They’re a very versatile food, one of the reasons I like em so much.

[Anonymous No.15504607]

>>15504603
>what else should I add?
Red onions of course

[Anonymous No.15504608]

>>15504605
Pasta! Why have I never thought of that!
Think some chunks of fresh tomato, deenz, oil ,chili pepper, and some parmajon cheese would taste good?

[Anonymous No.15504609]

>>15504603
Black olvies, and hear me out;
>corn

[Anonymous No.15504610]

>>15504609
If you say pineapple next I will come and find you

[Anonymous No.15504611]

>>15504608
That sounds like a fantastic recipe!

[Anonymous No.15504612]

>>15504607
Absolutely, and some olives, whole garlic cloves, and a whole fistful of basil on top. Maybe lemon vinaigrette drizzle on top?

>>15504606
Thank you for the list, im gonna have a wild weekend

[Anonymous No.15504613]

>>15504604
>I like my pizza simple- mozzarella and parmesan
>DO U MEAN CHEESE?

[Anonymous No.15504614]

>>15504610
Even I'm not that much of a degenerate

[Anonymous No.15504615]

>>15504609
You have been heard and its happening. Will post pizza at a later date.

[Anonymous No.15504616]

>>15504615
Absolutely based, don't forget!

[Anonymous No.15504617]

>>15504563
Alright, I made this concept.
What would it be used for?

[Anonymous No.15504618]

>>15504608
>Pasta! Why have I never thought of that!
Dunno if you're just sarcastic and condescending but fry up some onion, peppers, black olives until soft, throw in some cherry tomatoes until they release their moisture, throw in deenz. Season for taste and decide beforehand if you want garlic in it. Add some chopped parsley and chili flakes for good masseur. Try it out and tweak.

[Anonymous No.15504619]

>>15504617
Its the standard issue rifle for the guardsmen of flavortown.

Slings hot fish at over 2700 feet pr second.

[Anonymous No.15504620]

>>15504619
>standard issue rifle for the guardsmen
Bad idea. He will just eat his ammunition because he's starving in his trench.

[Anonymous No.15504621]

>>15504618
I wasn't being sarcastic, I've just been uncreative with my canned food consumption in the past. Usually just put it on bread and eat like that. I will be using your recipe it sounds tastey

[Anonymous No.15504622]

>>15504619
No answer can beat this answer, I like it.

[Anonymous No.15504623]

Whats the gun equivalent to pic related?

[Anonymous No.15504624]

>>15504617
fucking based. nice work fren.

[Anonymous No.15504625]

>>15504620
Nobody starves in flavortown. Except as punishment for the most hanus of crimes.. not tipping your server!

[Anonymous No.15504626]

>>15504623
the maverick-88

[Anonymous No.15504627]

>>15504593
>>15504623
Didn't see you.
But put those puppies on a triscuit with some franks hot sauce. Or make a breakfast hash with eggs. They make your balls HUGE

[Anonymous No.15504628]

>>15504624
Thanks, fren.

[Anonymous No.15504629]

>>15504593
Where are they from?
If they're chinese, a terrible, gritty introduction to oysters.
Have some fried or raw before you ruin your taste for them forever

[Anonymous No.15504630]

>>15504601
>sardines and anchovies are the same thing

[Anonymous No.15504631]

I’m thinking bout those deenz

[Anonymous No.15504632]

>>15504597
They sucked your dick because you took them on a vacation bro.

[Anonymous No.15504633]

>>15504563
Normally I'm more of a sprats fan but holy shit king oscar deenz are fucking patrician. Though I had their mackerel in tomato sauce once and it was very mediocre.

[Anonymous No.15504634]

>>15504597
>Oysters are an aphrodisiac
Sounds more like good ol' chink wisdom like eating tiger penis

[Anonymous No.15504635]

>>15504633
>sprats
Why do you have to do this to me, anon? Now I want some whitebait.

[Anonymous No.15504636]

>>15504574
no, they have practically 0 nutritional value. as cheap as they are, you'd be better off spending that money on other supplies.

[Anonymous No.15504677]

>>15504636
>they have practically 0 nutritional value.
lol

[Anonymous No.15504693]

>>15504563
When I worked at a pizza place it made me gag when I took the sardines out of the can and onto the pizza. Had to replace our gloves every time because the pungent smell would get everywhere.

Always smelled amazing going through the oven though. Never tried it because the raw product turned me off too much but if it tasted like it smelled then I suppose I understand the appeal.

[Anonymous No.15504703]

>>15504597
>but I do know alot of women who have sucked my dick after a trip to Maine and a seafood buffet
If you take a bitch on a trip to Maine you'd better get more than that

[Anonymous No.15505115]

Wait wasn’t this on /k/? Did the mods move the thread or am I losing my mind?

[Anonymous No.15505131]

>>15504677
Calorie density isn't everything retard.

[Anonymous No.15505137]

>>15504693
>raw
I don't think you understand how cans work

[Anonymous No.15505212]

Which one?

[Anonymous No.15505224]

more like sarmemes

[Anonymous No.15505261]

Might be a bum but at least i got deenz

[Anonymous No.15505326]

>>15505212
For me, it's
>BONELESS
>SKINLESS
>DEENZ

[Anonymous No.15505482]

>>15505115
Yea, those faggots moved it. Was probably the comfiest thread.

[Anonymous No.15505680]

>>15505482
rip

[Anonymous No.15505685]

>>15505261
>Season
You've also got great taste, fren.

[Anonymous No.15505977]

>>15505685
based

[Anonymous No.15506026]

>>15505977
Keyed

[Anonymous No.15506055]

>>15504568
Those Polar kippers are pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15506073]

>>15504574
No. Ramen bricks go rancid after about 3 years, cup noodles are too low-density.

Better off with a noodle that isn't fried during production. Spaghetti or linguini is better from a storage density standpoint.

[Anonymous No.15506248]

>>15504630
that's the joke he was making you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.15506295]

>be me
>raging, starving alcoholic
>feel terrible cause drake too much wothiut eating
>eat deenz
>feel rush like heroin
>turn to christianity

[Anonymous No.15506719]

>>15505212
Left side about equally, then the boneless skinless, followed by the Portuguese deenz. Last two near tied though.

[Anonymous No.15506748]

>>15504568
incredibly based

[Anonymous No.15506753]

>>15504568
incredibly based

[Anonymous No.15507183]

>>15504563
Thinking about swapping my morning egg sandwich for deenz on toast. Easier and better for bulking up. Problem is that I have a milk based protein shake right after. Is this going to fuck me up?

[Anonymous No.15507328]

does anywhere sell king oscar deenz in canada? I've never seen them