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Anonymous Mon Feb 1 01:30:50 2021 No.15503600 [DELETED]

I just ate six Taco Bell burritos on a dare. I have hemorrhoids. Is there any way to stymie what's coming or should I accept death?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 01:31:24 2021 No.15503602 super glue your asshole shut

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 01:34:07 2021 No.15503616 WOAH, SLOW DOWN MAURICE

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 01:35:24 2021 No.15503622 >>15503600 Your mother must be so proud

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 01:36:12 2021 No.15503626 >>15503600 do you not have a functioning excretory system? eat sum nuts and drink sum milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 01:48:41 2021 No.15503655 >>15503600 Take a picture of the greasy blood floating on top of the shit water when you get up and also the first wipe that'll look like a bloody nose sneeze.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 01:50:58 2021 No.15503665 >>15503600 buy a bidet

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 01:53:10 2021 No.15503668 >>15503622 My mom died 9 years ago. >>15503626 I do but since I was a kid I've developed hemorrhoids every couple of months. No way around it, I've tried everything with doctors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 01:59:05 2021 No.15503686 File: 2.74 MB, 4032x3024, 1603467811119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15503600 Taco Bell is unironically the healthiest fast food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 02:00:03 2021 No.15503691 >>15503668 >every couple of months LOL I've had them twice in my life and both times I had to stop myself from popping them with a safety pin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 02:03:32 2021 No.15503700 >>15503686 This is saved right? Cause didn’t this nigga die?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 02:15:07 2021 No.15503732 >>15503686 Was his goal to just eat every /ck/ meme at once?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 02:21:54 2021 No.15503753 >>15503732 Yes. And now he is dead. He was also a chronic drunk driver who had a dedicated car flask. He’s eating raw burgers he stole from work with the lord now

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 02:23:00 2021 No.15503755 >>15503668 >My mom died 9 years ago. lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 02:25:12 2021 No.15503763 >>15503600 You'll have more grapes than a vineyard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 02:41:56 2021 No.15503831 File: 32 KB, 450x337, chefs girls laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15503753 >and then he said he didn't have a dedicated car flask, and even insinuated that he doesn't even know what a "car flask" is

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 02:54:55 2021 No.15503859 >>15503600 have you tried drastically reducing the amount of insoluble fiber and fatty meats that you eat? I recommend it, having overcome horrible hroids myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 03:12:06 2021 No.15503892 >>15503753 >>15503831 Wait did taco bell anon actually die?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 03:13:48 2021 No.15503894 >>15503600 More like GASton lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 03:17:07 2021 No.15503903 >>15503700 >>15503753 >>15503892 There's no way we would know if he died.

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