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Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. These facts apply to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change this. You can say "it tastes like pure vinegar", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a Soyjack and somehow insist that a 152 year old sauce is "soy". Oh I'm sorry, literally no one cares that you're a fucking tastelet and a retard; production just increased even more, GG. This immortal beast cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

>> No.15502309

Updooted

>> No.15502326

>>15502203
Stale.

>> No.15502340
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>> No.15502352

boy it sure is cOLD in here

>> No.15502389

>>15502203
Tastes like shit. Every other Tabasco is great.

>> No.15502748
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15502748

whatever you said is stupid and wrong. this is now a chipotle tabasco thread. post your best chipotle tabasco.

>> No.15502772

>>15502203
Based. There is no better compliment to a fried egg. Tabasco tastes great on nearly everything and actually enhances the flavor rather than covering it.

>> No.15502790

>>15502203
it only taste good with eggs thats it

>> No.15502795
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>>15502790
I put it in my coffee every morning

>> No.15504055

>>15502790
>>15502795
i put it on my dick while i jerk off

>> No.15504196

>>15502795
i like it in beer myself

>> No.15504213

>>15502203
>sharp vinegar tang
>sweet fruity pepper
>nice smoky heat
>subtle fermented funk
Couldn't agree more, op
It really is the best

>> No.15504217

>>15502203
At least you get paid more than jannies.
>>15502340
Red Hot isn't soy?

>> No.15505265

>>15502203
I love Tabasco

>> No.15505267

>>15502203
Sri racha

>> No.15505556

>>15502340
>not getting it

>> No.15505587

>>15502203
it truly, truly is just vinigger and basic bitch peppers. sure it's versatile, and i suppose it can be called "king" of hot sauces like salt is of seasonings