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>mayonnaise on burger
Why the fuck is this acceptable? What’s America’s obsession with this terrible condiment?

>> No.15479102

>>15479094
>>/b/
faggot

>> No.15479106

It’s better than ketchup

>> No.15479107

If you use a tasteful and appropriate amount of mayonnaise (pic looks like too much) it is the best condiment for virtually any type of sandwich, adds some moisture and flavor without overpowering anything

>> No.15479127

tastes good

>> No.15479133

>>15479094
>Americans are too stupid to use hamburger sauce on hamburgers

>> No.15479138

>>15479094
I myself prefer mustard or horseradish. Ketchup and mayonnaise...never touch the shit.

>> No.15479154

>>15479106
Better still, tomato+mayonnaise together create a condiment infinitely better than ketchup or even burger sauce (which is similar)

>> No.15479174

I absolutely adore mayonnaise. I will absolutely slather a burger, turkey or steak sandwich with mayo. Good french fries with mayo is the highest state of ecstacy. Fuck me bros when my taste finally comes back after covid I'm going to make a sandwich a mile high with thin strips of steak, tomato, lettuce, onion, and dripping with mayo. Fuck yeah.

>> No.15479432
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15479432

>>15479094
>America
awwww OP is always thinking about us.

>> No.15479446

>>15479094
I've stopped putting mayonnaise on burgers and replaced it with ranch. Easily 10x better especially if you have bacon on it.

>> No.15479453

>>15479446
>ranch
mayonnaise with "spices"

>> No.15479494

>>15479432
dont bring slavs into this. this is an english problem and you know it

>> No.15480149

>>15479102
>>>/out/
fucking newfag

>> No.15480185

>>15479446
enjoy your clogged arteries

>> No.15480200

>not realizing that mayonnaise is extremely popular in places besides the United States

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/21/-sp-understanding-russias-obsession-with-mayonnaise

>> No.15480350

>>15479453
Ranch is made with butter milk not eggs

>> No.15480356

>>15479094
Only a light amount is acceptable, but yeah, it's not needed on a burger unless it's mixed with ketchup and mustard and Tabasco sauce as the secret sauce.

>> No.15480370

America is less obsessed with mayo than like 99% of the world that has mayo.

>> No.15480372

>>15479094
But that's from New Zealand.

>> No.15480375

Most of the world like mayo, OP. Stop being a queer.

>> No.15480385

>>15479138

You know what's up. But the best condiment by far is still chili and cheese.

>> No.15480393

Best burger is just cheese, onion, and mayo.

>> No.15480403

>>15480393
>Best burger is just meat and onions
ftfy gasterobro

>> No.15480409

>>15480200
Yeah Dutch dump mayo on everything. OP is a buttmad Anglo

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15480457

>>15480350
NO. FUCK YOU NIGGER. RANCHE IS MAED WIFF RANCHU,

>> No.15480820

>>15479094
Mayonnaise belongs on the fries

>> No.15480914

>>15479094
>america
most parts of the world put mayonnaise on something that everybody else thinks is weird, but everybody uses the fuck out of mayo. No judgement on mayo.

>> No.15480990

>>15479106
Everything is better than ketchup, apart from ranch sauce, that is terrible, it's mayonnaise with gayness added to it.

>> No.15481180

To flex on lactose intolerant POC

>> No.15481185

>>15479432
I am American, you sonavabich! I will save you! I will save all my countrymen from terrible taste or free them from this mortal plane.

>> No.15481202

>>15479094
Bro, America ain't the only country that's gungho on Mayonnaise, stop pretending other countries don't fuck with this. Motherfucking Japan puts the shit on pizza.

Mayonnaise is a quintessential burger sauce, even if you don't have it neat it's almost likely to be a secret ingredient in the secret sauce. It's added fat if nothing else but the flavor usually cuts the sweet of the ketchup or adds an element of dressing to the salad elements. Even if neither of those are present, some don't mind the taste, just the volume.

>> No.15481218

>>15481180
There is no milk in mayo, you nigger.

>> No.15481227

>>15481218
He probably thinks Miracle Whip is the same.

>> No.15481248
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15481248

>>15479094
Think of the taste of egg on a burger. it's that but lazily simplified

>> No.15481258

>>15481248
Bullshit, eggs have very little taste. Mayo is flavorful as fuck.

>> No.15481261

>>15481258
>little taste
Anon...I

>> No.15481267

>>15481261
Fight me it's true. You have to add shit to eggs to get any flavor.

>> No.15481269

>>15481267
I mean salt... but salt is literally a component to bring out the actual flavor of food... that's it? Eggs are so flavorful and if you disagree, die in the ditch your mom left you in

>> No.15481273

>>15481269
Add salt and eggs taste like salt.

>> No.15481282

>>15481273
Ok, you clearly have no taste palate. That's cool bro keep eating stupid hot food and smoking cigarettes, just dont get involved in a conversation about food and specifically, taste. You have none

>> No.15481285

>>15481273
You're not supposed to add hills of salt.

>> No.15481296

>>15481285
This.
https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/why-does-salt-enhance-flavour/
There's an actual reason why a dash of salt is an actual necessary ingredient in cooking.

>> No.15481333
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15481333

It is because it tastes like cum and mutts love the taste of cum.

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15481337

>>15479094
Hell yeah

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15481351

>>15479094
>American's obsession
You're the ones who dip your fucking fries in it!
Mayo on a sandwich, what a concept!
GOD I HATE FOREIGNERS!!

>> No.15481409

>>15479094
I'm more interested in the beets on there

>> No.15481428
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15481428

Because its fucking delicious bud

>> No.15481706

>>15481428
No it’s not

>> No.15481711

>>15479094
Most of the world loves it and for good reason.

>> No.15481770

Standard Hellmans or whatever gay American mayo doesn't taste right.
The yolkier richer asian style mayo definitely adds a nice zing when smeared over a burger.

>> No.15481783

>>15479094
Regular mayo is neutral. Chipotle mayo is based.

>> No.15481958

>>15480350
no that's buttermilk dressing, ranch is made with milk, mayo and "secret herbs and spices.

>> No.15482002

>not smothering your burger in pesto and peanut butter

ngmi

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15482188

I like to use this chipotle mayo stuff. It's still creamy but with a hint of spicy.

>> No.15482211

>>15479094
>America’s obsession
Euros dip their french fries in mayonnaise. It's used the world over.

>> No.15482217

>>15481227
miracle whip doesn't contain dairy either

>> No.15482220

>>15481958
no, it entirely depends on the person and recipe. Some people make it with sour cream even

>> No.15482232

>>15479094
It's called a California Burger
And I assure you completely that the Japanese and Belgium are WAY more obsessed with mayo than we are.

>> No.15482245

>>15481333
How do you know it tastes like cum?

>> No.15482278

>>15482232
>Japanese
Not even in top10

>> No.15482282

>>15482245
I was curious OK?

>> No.15482313
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15482313

>>15482278
Get learned you dumbshit, what list are you even referring to

Japanese Mayo Kino:
https://www.tokyotimes.org/mayo-mayhem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPjrowgKanY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPpQ29bL-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skaLH9Rx0T4
https://suposaka.net/%E3%80%90shinsaibashi%E3%80%91kewpie-100-years-start-cafe-opens-in-osaka-for-a-limited-time/

How can you say America likes mayo more than the Japanese when we don't have mayo-themed restaurants here
And let me tell you, I would love to go to one if it existed here

>> No.15482339

>>15482313
Japs aren't human.

>> No.15482762

>>15482313
Im not op idiot and both usa and japs not in the top10, what's your point.

>> No.15483004

>>15482278
>>15482762
Show your list, you tinydicked Hungarian. From an imperial source, not you.

>> No.15483063

>>15479094
>What’s America’s obsession with this terrible condiment?

Top 10 Countries By Per Capita Mayo Consumption
>1. Russia
>2. Lithuania
>3. Ukraine
>4. Belarus
>5. Belgium
>6. Estonia
>7. Latvia
>8. Chile
>9. Netherlands
>10. Poland

For reference, Russia has an unearthly 5.9kg per capita consumption of mayonnaise. Over three times that of Canada or the US, and nearly four times that of Japan.
Chileans are eating around 2.28kg per capita, while the US only consume 1.9kg per capita (same as Canada), and the UK consumes around 1.6kg per capita. Japan is below the UK with a mere 1.5kg per capita consumption.
Germans, strangely enough, only consume 1.0kg per capita.

>> No.15483076

>>15483063
>Source: Euromonitor International Ltd., Strategic Market Research