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15478516 No.15478516 [Reply] [Original]

Stop buying liquor in 2021.
Stop demanding Ciroc White Grape and then not buying it when we get it.
Stop hunting for Blanton's.
Stop asking for Crown Peach, it's becoming a year round item but that doesn't mean it gets instantly teleported onto shelves.
Stop bringing your two year old into liquor stores and being shocked when they start trying to smash shit.

>> No.15478523
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15478523

>>15478516
complain to your dumb fuck boss if you have a problem with your job

i'll do what i want and ask what i want. if you hate your job that much, fucking quit

>> No.15478525

>>15478516

Ayooooo got any that weeb jap whisky or some crown royal salted caramel?

>> No.15478528

Quit bitching and do your job, wagie.

>> No.15478530
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>>15478516
Stop asking me if I'm having a party

>> No.15478532

>>15478516
should've stayed in school, loser

>> No.15478537

>>15478516
>Stop buying liquor in 2021.
based. done.

>> No.15478574

>>15478516
Quit bitching wagie and get back to work.

>> No.15478590

>>15478516
>state institution is run like shit
imagine my shock

>> No.15478600

>>15478516
>Stop buying liquor in 2021.
Won't you be fired if the store closes down?

>> No.15478602

>>15478516
Nah

>> No.15478606

>>15478516
Wagie wagie stay in cagie

>> No.15478611

Nigger I told you twice I’d buy an entire case of Dassai 23. I even offered to pay up front.
And what do you order?
Dassai motherfucking 45. And then cry because I don’t buy it.
Suck my left nut.

>> No.15478645

>>15478600
This is my night job. I do soulless HR all day to pay my bills. I work this job because I enjoy talking to my customers. Only problem is all the idiots I get too.

>> No.15478659

>>15478516
>Ciroc White Grape
what kind of nigger buys this

>> No.15478668

>>15478516
>Stop hunting for Blanton's
Even BillyBob’s Discount Shithole Liquor Emporium carries that. What the fuck is your problem?

>> No.15478677

>>15478645
You don't sound like you like the customers.

And why you want people to stop buying liquor? If you like talking to customers then why don't you want them to go buy your fucking booze?

Also, I can't help to imagine you as that one creepy guy that does this>>15478530

No, the young drunk women going there do not want to invite you to their party, stop asking.

Also, fuck HR, don't you fucking hate your life every moment you spend on that job?

>> No.15478679

>>15478516
Nice copy and paste thread. You are boring!

>> No.15478688

>>15478516
>liquor
>not just drinking ale and pilsner

>> No.15478693

>>15478516
Yo, you got any Boone's Farm Strawberry?

>> No.15478751

>>15478523
eff pee bee pee

>> No.15478792

got any blanton's?

>> No.15478813

>>15478677
>You don't sound like you like the customers.
>And why you want people to stop buying liquor? If you like talking to customers then why don't you want them to go buy your fucking booze?
I love my customers. What I don't love are blistering idiots that ask aggressively dumb questions while being huge assholes about it

>Also, I can't help to imagine you as that one creepy guy that does this
Then keep being wrong, I never pry into my customers' lives, same as when I bartended. I carry conversation as much as they like, but I don't initiate unless they're regulars I know very well.

>Also, fuck HR, don't you fucking hate your life every moment you spend on that job?
Why do you think I kept my liquor store job when I moved onto a "real" profession?

>> No.15478818

>>15478792
Die.

>> No.15478820

>>15478516
just get autotune already and become a rap god

>> No.15478912

>>15478818
is that a no? I heard you love your customers :(

>> No.15478968

>>15478912
I loved you the first three times I told you specifically when we get Blanton's. I stopped when you ignored me and kept asking at random intervals and never showing up on truck day

>> No.15478980
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15478980

ITT: OP works at some habeeb-tier liquor store where everything is kept behind bulletproof glass

>> No.15478985

>>15478968
why don't you match your supply to your demand? why is it me prerogative to dictate my schedule around your schedule lest I dare as the dreaded question? if I were you I'd be mad at my manager and sympathetic towards me

>> No.15478993

>>15478980
>everything
I spy free snickers

>> No.15479005

>>15478985
Because like I told you the last three times, we're an ABC state. No store in the whole state has the ability to match supply to demand, it is determined wholly by the state what gets sent where in what quantities and at what times. I am trying to help you as much as humanly possible by telling you the window to be here that will give you a shot at Blanton's. If you want to ignore my advice and show up days after it's gone to whine though, I guess that's your prerogative too.

>> No.15479008

>>15478968
You've got a shitty stock manager if you can't keep some extra out the back for when the shelves run out between deliveries.

>> No.15479026

>>15479005
America is fucking retarded. I work Ina big liquor store in Australia. You can order online and have it delivered within an hour if you are in Metro. If rural you can get it within a 3-7 days. I could get a whole pallet of Blanton's if I wanted delivered to the store I work at within a week.

>> No.15479031

>>15479008
>extra out the back
Haha, that's funny, in our state Blanton's comes six bottles at a time once every six to eight weeks - and we have to keep some reserved for wholesale.

>> No.15479039

>>15479031
Land of the free, people. Can't even get an extra box of a commercial spirit.

>> No.15479050

>>15479039
Yeah, it's dogshit. It's what's referred to as an "allocated" item. It's distributed entirely at the whims of the state, and it's notoriously corrupt to boot, so certain stores will always get prime picks of the best stuff - but it's bad news for customers, because they don't actually sell what they get out the storefront, they just call up close friends and family and sell it to them.

>> No.15479056

>>15479005
kek I live in an ABC state too and they absolutely respond on a store-by-store basis to personal demand and will take in custom orders as well, your manager must hate you

>> No.15479070

>>15479056
What state? I've gone to stores across the whole state and asked about it, and they all confirmed it's the way it operates for them too. Obviously, you can ask for items based upon local demand, but for allocated items that means jack shit for how much they'll give you. I can get Evan Williams Bonded if people are begging for it easy, but that doesn't extend to EH Taylor.

>> No.15479087

>>15479070
NC, can almost always get obscure imports in within two-three weeks

>> No.15479091
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>>15479087
Ah, there's the rub. I'm in Corn Hell.

>> No.15479109

>>15479056
are prices fixed or can they charge whatever they want?

>> No.15479128

>>15479109
everything in store fixed state-wide and changes quarterly, how that applies exactly to the import shit I'm not sure but the prices never seem to deviate from online quotes more or less than 10-15% or so, granted we're never buying $100+ shit

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15479613

>tfw geriatric Italian starts yelling because we're out of their preferred carlo rossi
>tfw old Italian guy is yelling because some chianti we used to carry isn't in stock
Why do italians argue about bottom tier garbage? At least the degenerates get in and get out without a fuss, maybe even an off color joke if I'm lucky, but the old Italians are awful to deal with

>> No.15479905

>>15479613
Old Italians are the worst customers. It was true when I worked in a supermarket and it was true when I worked in a liqour store. Both jobs my bosses were asshole italian americans and even they though the "italian" customers were the worst. Thought it was just an Italian american thing but then I went to Italy and they were all assholes over there too. It is just an Italian thing.

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>>15478516
>Stop hunting for Blanton's.
at my liquor store i have to tell people calling in that we don't have whatever wacky whiskey they're looking for. go get knob creek off the shelf, the good stuff is for regulars.

>> No.15481056

>>15479613

The cheapest customers are generally also the most demanding. It's one of the many reasons working retail is so horrible.

>> No.15481081

>>15479905
Yep, Italian Australians are awful customers as well As are chinks who own small liquor stores and Greeks. They come to my store to buy slabs of beer to sell at a higher price. The chinks always pretend not to speak English until there is a price discrepancy.

>> No.15481177

>>15479026
Bs
>what is allocation
And what price would you be selling said Blanton's at $199-$400 @ bottle?

>> No.15481326

HAVE A BLESSED DAY

>> No.15481335

>>15480876
you would have more regulars if you werent so shitty to other customers, sell me the wacky whiskey faggot i'm a client

>> No.15482069

I work at a liquor store in Illinois and I really, really wish customers would stop asking for crown peach, blantons, eagle rare, and eh taylor

If you couldn't get it at any other liquor store in the area we aren't gonna have it

>> No.15482075

>>15480876
>Regulars
>Buying good stuff
>Not buying the cheapest and largest bottle of vodka/whiskey
I think we have different definitions of regular

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Ah it's the celibate liquor store cuckold again.

>> No.15482147

>>15479005
>Because like I told you the last three times, we're an ABC state. No store in the whole state has the ability to match supply to demand, it is determined wholly by the state what gets sent where in what quantities and at what times.
Sounds like a faggot system in a bitch ass third world country.

>not being free to get whatever booze you want whenever you want

>> No.15482193

>>15482069
That's why they're asking, faggot. If I just so happen to be in a gun store during this run on ammo, I'm still going to ask if they have common out of stock rounds. That's your job, dipshit.

>> No.15482213

>>15478611
Dassai 45 is actually pretty good and fairly priced however. I like 39 too but the 23 is indeed the best.

>> No.15482302

>>15482069
Is crown peach what I think it is? I can't imagine wanting that except for royal fucks and Vegas bombs.
I saw a fifth of Buffalo Trace today for 55 bucks. I couldn't believe it but the proprietor said it was a special edition although I couldn't see anything signifying that. He sold me two tenths instead for 20 bucks less. He also had a handle of Weller for 60, I probably should have got that. I'll go get it Saturday if it's still there.

>> No.15482325

>>15482302
OP here, one of the benefits of Ohio is that stores can't fuck with prices. You could snag a picture of that $60 Buffalo Trace here and get the guy shut down.

>> No.15482368

>>15482325
I wouldn't want to do that because I like the guy and because I feel the price should be raised with a scarce good. He didn't seem to honestly know why that bottle was priced as such and immediately brought out the tenths for me instead.
It was in a display that looks like it was set up by a sazerac rep. Had eagle rare and the aforementioned wellers (no blanton though lol) along with others that seemed normally priced, was just that fifth of bt that was weird. I'll get a picture on Saturday.

>> No.15482374

>>15482368
Well yeah in other states different rules apply, for all you or I know Sazerac jacked the recommended price up themselves. Generally around here though, if a price on hard liquor is off, it means the owner is trying to screw you, and it's pretty simple to screw him back. Silver lining and all that.

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>>15478516
no one cares about your little annoyances while doing the thing you are paid to do. clean it up wagie

>> No.15483231

>>15481335
nah we can't sell the really high end stuff to randoms, they will go and sell it on the street for a higher price, and we don't really make a profit off of it anyway. it's for long time customers that spend a lot of money frequently.

>> No.15483257

They stopped selling Aristocrat vodka in both of my nearby lick her stores :/

>> No.15483261

>>15478516
Eat shit and quit, fuck face.

>> No.15483272

>>15480876
>when randos ask for it, it's wacky
>when regulars ask for it, it's the good stuff
King retard.

>> No.15483276

>>15478530
This. Im just a mindless drunk trying to get my fix. I dont have any friends since Im a drunk duh!

>> No.15483278

>>15483272
seethe over semantics, we cannot give you blanton's

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>>15478516
Where am I supposed to buy my hazy milkshake NEIPAs, salted caramel fenugreek stouts, triple fruited goses and raspberry hibiscus saisons?

>> No.15483306

>>15483301
who is nellie?

>> No.15483554

we're really taking this fucking meme into 2021 huh?

>> No.15485277

>>15483554
It's not a meme. Stop doing it.