/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15461231]

Would anyone on /ck/ have the balls to risk eating this cursed dish?

[Anonymous No.15461238]

>James Gandolfini washed down two orders of fried king prawns and a “large portion” of foie gras with at least eight alcoholic drinks just hours before he collapsed in his Rome hotel room.

[Anonymous No.15461269]

>>15461231
i have fried prawns and foie gras with 4 double mojitos as a fucking appetizer i can't believe this faggot...i'm also 6'4" and 230 pounds of muscle despite living like a pig

[Anonymous No.15461283]

>>15461269
And then you woke up.

[Anonymous No.15461284]

>>15461231
>>15461238
Fucking lightweight. Not even close to Marlon Brando tier.

[Anonymous No.15461301]

>>15461283
lol naw dawg i literally have prawns for breakfast. to be fair i just drink rum neat i usually don't bother with the mojitos i don't really like sugar but it's nice when you're with a bitch and trying to pace yourself.

[Anonymous No.15461317]

>>15461269
Seems like every single person on 4chan is that exact height and weight, always with the qualifier "of muscle".
And that might be an easy thing to do when you're young, but when you're in your forties and fifties, you're going to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.15461331]

>>15461317
i don't know what to tel you i'm 35 and i'm literally all muscle despite having not worked out for over 5 years. i feel like i have more hormones in my 30s like i was when i was a teenager i get fucking random raging hardons throughout the day.

[Anonymous No.15461344]

>>15461317
Gandolfini was a notorious cokehead. Honestly, at 50+ his heart was probably completely fucked up that it's no surprise a single large meal bumped him off.

[Anonymous No.15461347]

>>15461344
overdosing on coke is scary as fuck.

[Anonymous No.15461354]

>>15461231
>>15461238
hell yeah, you offering?

[Anonymous No.15461368]

>>15461331
the fuck kinda LARP is this?

[Anonymous No.15461370]

>the fuck kinda LARP is this?

[Anonymous No.15461371]

>>15461331
Congrats, in five to ten years you'll have a massive coronary and die.
>>15461344
Coke was also probably a factor.

[Anonymous No.15461372]

>>15461317
it's a bunch of faggots coping with larp. this is probably the fattest fucking board there is

[Anonymous No.15461375]

>>15461368
not larping kiddo i don't know i guess some of us are blessed...i truly wish i could just relax and be an normie limpdick

[Anonymous No.15461383]

>>15461371
i fucking hope so i feel exhausted but every day i wake up with a hard cock and i'm ready to fuck shit up

[Anonymous No.15461389]

>>15461372
>this is probably the fattest fucking board there is
/a/ /g/ /v/ /co/ /tv/ /mlp/ /tg/ /toy/ all probably *ahem* take the take over us

[Anonymous No.15461399]

>>15461389
>take the take
god damnit take the cake you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.15461403]

>>15461383
Feel free to stop talking about your erect penis, any time now. I'm 28, it's not impressive to me.

[Anonymous No.15461412]

>>15461403
yeah obviously you are intimidated and i don't care about my erect penis either if it wasn't so intrusive in my life. i think it all arises from a place of anger but i'm really not that pissed off.

[Anonymous No.15461431]

>>15461412
just post of pic of it already bro

[Anonymous No.15461436]

>>15461372
I'm 5'11, 175 lbs, and have a slightly shorter than 6" dick. I'm a little flabby and can't grow a beard at the age of 30. I haven't had someone tell me, romantically, that they love me in over 7 years.

Not everyone is deluded here.

[Anonymous No.15461437]

>>15461238
hell yeah what a way to go

[Anonymous No.15461442]

>>15461431
why would anyone photograph their dick?

[Anonymous No.15461451]

>>15461412
You keep going on about how you're able to get an erection, like it's some miracle. I'm sure it is at your age, pops, but it's really not that special.

[Anonymous No.15461458]

>>15461436
well first step is to stop measuring your flabby shrimp dick. women do not fucking care. do you have a job?

[Anonymous No.15461464]

>>15461451
no i'm saying i get a raging fucking hardon 5 times a day. it's actually not fun bro when you're in your mid thirties.

[Anonymous No.15461471]

>>15461464
Just post your body already

[Anonymous No.15461519]

>>15461231
Rip

[Anonymous No.15461522]

>>15461464
Wow, five whole times?
I've been hard this entire time, Gramps.

[Anonymous No.15461525]

>>15461301
and then you woke up

[Anonymous No.15461530]

>>15461317
/ck/ is obsessed with fatties thanks to /fit/
You don't want some faggot twigboy calling you fat because you weigh 230

[Anonymous No.15461531]

>>15461458
I haven't measured it in years. The point was to show a level of frankness.

And of course I have a job, as well as own a house.

[Anonymous No.15461532]

>>15461471
Looking for some new fap folder material, eh?

[Anonymous No.15461538]

>>15461531
>I have a job, as well as own a house.
well good for you bro. so what's the problem on the romantic front?

[Anonymous No.15461548]

>>15461525
lol no. if you think eating prawns and being a raging alcoholic while being a lean machine is a dream i don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.15461550]

>>15461284
to be fair we don't know what else he had eaten that day and Brando didn't drink, just ate.
If you want the guy who could eat just as much but outdrink the two look at Welles who once at 18 hot dogs in one sitting at Pink's and whose regular lunch was two steaks, fixings and a pint of scotch.

[Anonymous No.15461555]

>>15461522
at last five times it's a fucking curse.

[Anonymous No.15461562]

>>15461550
>two steaks, fixings and a pint of scotch
see that sounds about normal lol even though it sounds crazy to a normie

[Anonymous No.15461565]

>>15461562
>Two steaks and a pint of scotch for lunch
>Normal
are you as big as Orson was?

[Anonymous No.15461580]

>>15461331
>i'm literally all muscle despite having not worked out for over 5 years
Haha post body

[Anonymous No.15461587]

>>15461580
i don't take vanity photos but i could pick you up and slam you like a child

[Anonymous No.15461594]

>>15461538
That is a conversation for a therapist, but the short answer is that it's very difficult for me to become intimate. I'm also fairly abbrasive despite many friends remarking on my kindness and affability.

[Anonymous No.15461599]

>>15461587
I doubt an out of shape fatty could, desu.
Post body.

[Anonymous No.15461600]

>>15461594
well that's fair. presumably you want a romantic relationship. so act like a romantic partner. no one gives a shit about your problems.

[Anonymous No.15461605]

>>15461599
lol naw i would hold you down and turn you out.

[Anonymous No.15461612]

>>15461344
I mean he sounded on the verge of a heart attack on the sporanos. Dude's breathing did not sound healthy.

[Anonymous No.15461615]

>>15461600
I don't know how men and women that love one another are supposed to act. :x

[Anonymous No.15461617]

>>15461605
Again, post body

[Anonymous No.15461627]

>>15461615
don't be an angry loser, don't lie, and do the things your partner expects...simple as

[Anonymous No.15461631]

>>15461605
>naw
>lol
>I’m really cool, please believe me

[Anonymous No.15461634]

>>15461550
>Welles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

[Anonymous No.15461639]

>>15461631
ok so don't believe me. the fuck are you posting for?

[Anonymous No.15461646]

>>15461627
Well, I don't do any of those things, yet here I am. It's also possible that I'm simply ugly.

[Anonymous No.15461651]

>>15461646
hm no. listen women are simple. we can figure this out.

[Anonymous No.15461666]

>>15461550
Brando drank. The Godfather cocktail is named after him, it's scotch and amaretto

[Anonymous No.15461702]

>>15461666
>Brando drank
notorious cum guzzler. he once had to get his stomach pumped from all of the cum he swallowed.

[Anonymous No.15461729]

>>15461317
I'm 5'8"

[Anonymous No.15461734]

>>15461729
It's ok fren

[Anonymous No.15461740]

>>15461651
I appreciate your concern, but this is not really the venue to discuss these sorts of things.

Moreover, though women and my problems may be simple, the solutions tend to be much more complicated.

[Anonymous No.15461759]

>>15461740
then why are you crying here you little bitch?

[Anonymous No.15461764]

I could do the prawns probably, maybe even the foie gras, but I've never had fois gras, and I have no remote visual idea as to the size of that shit. Plus, I doubt Rome knows what qualifies as a "large portion".
Maybe it was an actual hit? Maybe it was obesity. I'll never know or care enough to really know.

[Anonymous No.15461769]

>>15461759
Am I crying? No. I began by illustrating that not all of us are delusional about our bodies or lots in life. You've been prodding and I think I've indulged you enough.

[Anonymous No.15461773]

>>15461769
yeah your kinda buttblased and crying like a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.15461779]

>>15461773
Why would I be "butt blasted" when I have a house, job, savings, and security in life?

Is there something upsetting you, my man?

[Anonymous No.15461796]

>>15461639
You're hard to believe until you post body.
By the way, this is what somebody that is your height, weight, and all muscle looks like.

[Anonymous No.15461907]

>>15461796
yeah but my traps are a little bigger and i don't have a photoshipped 6 pack

[Anonymous No.15461919]

>>15461779
i don't know why would anyone get fucking butt blasted on an anonymous image board when you actually have all that in your life?

[Anonymous No.15461941]

>>15461907
my forearms are bigger than anyone else if you actually measure them but they don't look like it so i don't know what that's about

[Anonymous No.15461971]

>>15461941
like that popeye looking motherfucker in the gym...if you measured around his forearms and around mine...mine would be bigger but it looks like i have normal fucking arms

[Anonymous No.15461977]

>>15461550
Brando binge-drank and did a tonne of drugs as part of his method-acting for Apocalypse Now, and with how both his health and career went downhill after that, I think it's safe to say it was definitely a factor. The movie turned out pretty great, though.

[Anonymous No.15461982]

>>15461977
martin sheen had a fucking alcohol induced hear attack in the jungle lol

[Anonymous No.15462066]

>>15461331
lol lardass hands typed this

[Anonymous No.15462067]

>>15461907
Post pics

[Anonymous No.15462074]

>>15461436
6'2, 170lb lankletchad checking in

[Anonymous No.15462081]

>>15461344
>single large meal
I have a hunch it was more than one, and a cumulative effect.

[Anonymous No.15462119]

>>15462081
For sure, between the cocaine and his diet, he had it coming. The day he died, though, he stuffed himself, went back to his hotel room early due to chest pains, had a heart attack, and was found dead an hour later by his kid. When you have a weak stressed heart, you're not supposed to eat or drink that much in one go.

[Anonymous No.15462140]

>>15461982
>>15461977
jack black overdosed several times in tropic thunder

[Anonymous No.15462199]

>>15462140
i know ben stiller doesn't fuck around but all that was real?

[Anonymous No.15462203]

>>15462140
No shit? I learned something new today.

[Anonymous No.15462241]

>>15462199
>>15462203
I'm pretty certain he's joking. Jack Black had drug problems as a teenager, but cleaned up shortly after the death of his older brother.

The drug abuse and alcoholism in the cast and crew of Apocalypse Now, on the other hand, was notoriously well-documented.

[Anonymous No.15462269]

>>15462241
so you're telling me one movie had real people, with real problems, making a serious movie?

[Anonymous No.15462298]

>>15462269
Yes, and Tropic Thunder was meant to be a parody of the absurdity of it all, including all the jokes about method actors getting way too involved in their roles.

[Anonymous No.15462301]

>>15462241
>I'm pretty certain he's joking.
Yea, that's what I thought. Thanks for clarifying.

[Anonymous No.15462315]

>>15461238
honestly the perfect death for this dude, like poetry what a legend

[Anonymous No.15462330]

>>15462315
>his corpse was discovered by his 13-year-old-son

[Anonymous No.15462594]

>>15461451
It's homosexual fantasy roleplay

[Anonymous No.15463351]

>>15462594
you might think my hot juicy plump cock slamming in and out of your trepid asshole is a fantasy but i assure you it is something that can be accomodated