You will have haggis tomorrow, right?

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Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:29:47 2021 No.15461018 [Reply] [Original]

You will have haggis tomorrow, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:31:07 2021 No.15461028 haggis? more like FAGgis!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:32:34 2021 No.15461038 >>15461018 Damn right I will, with mashed potatoes, clapshot (instead of plain turnip), steamed broccoli, peppercorn sauce and a nice bottle of whisky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:32:47 2021 No.15461042 I'm having some, but it's the canned stuff since my usual go to isn't open. Honestly in a can it's not the worst, but it really kills the mood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:34:58 2021 No.15461059 What's the skin like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:35:38 2021 No.15461065 >>15461059 It's not really skin, it's like the casing on a sausage

Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:36:05 2021 No.15461070
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>>15461042
I’ve got a can of pic rel that my parents got me for Christmas. My parents gave me a bunch of British food for Christmas including Heinz beans that’ll I’ll have with toast tomorrow and then the haggis with mashed potatoes.

t. Dad is from Northern Ireland so I’m not a total teeaboo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:38:00 2021 No.15461081 >>15461070 What are you having it with?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:39:49 2021 No.15461095 >>15461081 I’m just having it with mashed potatoes. I never cared much for parsnips desu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:41:26 2021 No.15461108 >>15461095 And gravy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:41:55 2021 No.15461116 >>15461018 No. I actually won't. You go ahead though, more for you and welcome to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:42:49 2021 No.15461126 >>15461108 Nah senpai. I’m gonna make the mashed potatoes and serve the haggis on top of the potatoes. I don’t have the time or patience to make gravy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:45:10 2021 No.15461142 >>15461018 I've always wanted to try it since I'm one with a tongue for delicacies plus, I love eating offal stuffs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:45:11 2021 No.15461143 >>15461126 Dry haggis and mashed potatoes? Nothing quite lights the tastebuds up like the sensation of clagginess

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:45:55 2021 No.15461151 >>15461042 >Canned haggis Holy fuck, it feels good to be Scottish. I have a Haggis in and I bought a Turnip yesterday, so I'm going to make some really thick and creamy mash potatoes to go with it. Protip: Spice your Turnip with Garam Masala.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:47:02 2021 No.15461161 >>15461143 What do you suggest then? Not trying to be rude here desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:48:40 2021 No.15461178 >>15461161 Gravy or peppercorn sauce but mainly gravy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:49:13 2021 No.15461182 >>15461178 Thanks

Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:49:47 2021 No.15461185

Is it Burns night? Always wanted to take part in that. Can't get proper haggis in the U.S.

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.

Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:51:06 2021 No.15461196

>>15461151
It’s really hard to get haggis in the United States. There’s basically one company who makes it and they’re in Texas, and it’s probably different than traditional Scottish haggis because they have to adhere to USDA regulations and probably can’t use some ingredients. Plus it’s really expensive here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:55:02 2021 No.15461214 >>15461196 I think you still can't use lungs in the U.S.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 19:56:37 2021 No.15461224 >>15461214 I’m like 90% sure you can’t. I think the only offal that’s FDA/USDA approved is beef(?) liver.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 20:05:48 2021 No.15461276 >>15461224 Nah, you can get chicken liver and others. You can get sweetbreads and tongue too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 20:36:19 2021 No.15461480 >>15461065 Is it a hassle to chew?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 20:49:31 2021 No.15461547 >>15461018 I had it last week, its fucking delicious. Sliced and fried with buble & squeak

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 20:51:23 2021 No.15461559 >>15461480 You don't eat the skin.

Anonymous Sun Jan 24 21:48:29 2021 No.15461830

>>15461018
>haggis
Yes. With mashed potato, mashed carrot-and-turnip (which is nicer than either veg on its own), and pickled beetroot. And beer and whisky. And cranachan afterwards; we've got a store of home-grown raspberries in the freezer.

Hopefully there will be no pipe "music" and only minimal readings from the Bard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 22:06:49 2021 No.15461913 >>15461224 Lots of offal is FDA approved (most from normal livestock, in fact). Beef lung is one of the few cuts that isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 22:08:12 2021 No.15461923 >>15461065 Traditionally it's sheep stomach, right? Is it typically synthetic now?

Anonymous Sun Jan 24 22:14:56 2021 No.15461947

>>15461018
i wish. i guess i could make some but i'm not sure how much of a pain in the ass it is to find the ingredients. if i lived somewhere with a big population it might be easy. there's plenty of livestock around though so if i make a project out of it i could do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 22:24:21 2021 No.15461996 >>15461018 No

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 22:31:55 2021 No.15462027 >>15461018 is it yellowish from sulfides from decomposition?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 22:54:53 2021 No.15462125 >>15461028 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 22:58:56 2021 No.15462159 >>15461018 amerilard here. why are you eating Haggis tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 00:24:37 2021 No.15462535 >>15462159 It's Burns Night. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 00:34:58 2021 No.15462581 >>15462535 >liberalism and socialism So what's the opposite of haggis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 00:35:16 2021 No.15462584 >>15461028 fbpb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 00:43:13 2021 No.15462615 Why tomorrow? It's not St. Andrew's Day or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 00:44:14 2021 No.15462619 >>15461095 >I’m just having it with mashed potatoes Canned haggis kinda has the consistency of mashed potatoes so that's kinda redundant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 00:45:16 2021 No.15462626 >>15461196 They can't use the lung, everything else in haggis is allowed by USDA law.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 00:46:20 2021 No.15462630 >>15462615 Nevermind I scrolled up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 00:47:31 2021 No.15462635 >>15461923 Why would it be? Sausages use intestines as casing, so why not use stomach?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 00:59:13 2021 No.15462693

>>15462635
"Why would it be?"
Because lots of sausages are now, and I assume sheep stomach is in less demand as well as most of the pictures of haggis that I see appear abnormally symmetrical and synthetic looking. I could have looked it up instead of bothering replying, but I am more curious as to why you would ask why.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 02:02:47 2021 No.15462954 >>15461018 why the fuck would I make haggis on Australia Day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 03:29:32 2021 No.15463247 >>15462954 Bunnings snags are basically haggis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 03:32:59 2021 No.15463257 It literally looks like a big pile of shit stuffed inside a condom. Are Scottish fags so drunk 24/7 that don't give a single fuck about their food's appearance?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 03:33:45 2021 No.15463260

>>15463247
No they aren't, they're Woolworths sausages. Woolworths by force. Once your local butcher provided sausages to charity sausage sizzles, and got a bit of a tax break as well as community recognition. Now Woolworths gets all the tax breaks because Bunnings monopolised charity sausage sizzles. And most Australians lapped it up like the cucks we are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 04:19:15 2021 No.15463412 >>15462027 It's not yellow at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 04:26:24 2021 No.15463429 >>15463257 what do you think a hot dog looks like fuckface?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 05:02:33 2021 No.15463483
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>>15461018
Vegetarian "haggis" is delicious, the texture is a little firmer but there's something about that spicing that's just tits. Maybe good for Amerilards so they can get an idea of Haggis without the lungs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 06:51:55 2021 No.15463754 >>15463257 Presentation is a meme and literally the least important part of a meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 06:53:23 2021 No.15463757 File: 721 KB, 672x551, Screenshot_2021-01-25 Vegan Welsh Faggots.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15463483 >Vegetarian "haggis" You may as well be and be eating...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 06:55:27 2021 No.15463759 >>15463757 Haggis and faggots are pretty closely related anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 07:03:29 2021 No.15463778 >>15463759 Oh, sure thing, ya vegan Welsh poof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 07:06:47 2021 No.15463785 >>15463778 I'm a Scottish meat-eating poof, I like females too but it's hard to tell the sheep apart

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 07:15:51 2021 No.15463811 File: 640 KB, 840x810, veg-haggis-product.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15461018 Och aye

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 07:40:47 2021 No.15463868 >>15461018 Haggis is really underappreciated food >>15463785 Also based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 07:40:56 2021 No.15463869 >>15463811 NOT PROPER

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 08:30:35 2021 No.15463997 >>15461018 Haggis on pizza is too good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 08:35:03 2021 No.15464012 >>15463811 And what's the "stomach" made of?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:11:14 2021 No.15464131 >>15464012 Probably some form of carbohydrate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:15:18 2021 No.15464151 >>15461018 The specialty shop near me is closed so it will be another year without haggis. fuck coivd I just want to have a good burns night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:16:12 2021 No.15464153 >>15461018 Sure why not? I ate haggis at the Glasgow Hilton, it was really good. In fact, there wasn't a single dish I ate in Scotland that was as bad as what I ate in London.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 09:19:51 2021 No.15464175 >>15464012 Most haggis uses synthetic casing these days anyway, so probably the same as that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:34:13 2021 No.15464712 >>15461018 I wish burgers had an easier time getting it. Shit is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 11:44:58 2021 No.15464759 No tommorow I'll have chicken breast with soy sauce and garlic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:21:48 2021 No.15464928 >>15464759 It's Burns night tonight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:30:25 2021 No.15464966 I grew up in rural west highlands where nobody was particularly interested in Burns night. I suppose it was because the west highlands and islands were gaelic speaking areas of scotland, so Burns wasn't speaking "oor language"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:33:30 2021 No.15464986 File: 1.26 MB, 787x787, 1605912647711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have some in the fridge but there's a big pot of chilli ready that I'm having. Probably have the haggis tomorrow with nachos or something because I'm a fucking heathen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:36:17 2021 No.15464997 >>15461018 You can't fool me, that's Cthulu.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:36:51 2021 No.15464999

my granny used to make this
she's from scottland but moved shortly after ww1 so I don't know how traditional any of her stuff was
for example when she made it she also made me and her a spaghetti squash and everybody else only got mashed potatoes
I don't know if that's even from scottland at all but she liked haggis and the squash together
me too, I have no idea what she put on it, butter, cinnamon, something else I'll never discern, I've never tasted anything like it since
I can barely remember the haggis though
I think she fried it, it was always crunchy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:37:55 2021 No.15465007 >>15464997 Only if left in the back of the fridge for like a decade. >"That is not dead which can eternal lie"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:38:13 2021 No.15465009 File: 1.48 MB, 3733x1200, NRJ-Sea_Creature_HPL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15461018 I know because that's my ex, she's the evil beast, just look at me looking at her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:40:02 2021 No.15465019 >>15461070 That with a can of beens would be nothing that could never be lived down in the life of a United States Marine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:41:17 2021 No.15465024 >>15465019 Muhrines don't eat real food anon, they only candy and eachothers assholes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:41:53 2021 No.15465027 >>15465024 >crayons

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:43:02 2021 No.15465033 >>15465009 Cheers https://cthulhuwho1.com/2013/09/07/the-worlds-largest-h-p-lovecraft-audio-links-gateway/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:44:44 2021 No.15465040 >>15465024 Yeah yeah, they crunch thumbtacks and coins, but they still need to know that we care.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:48:07 2021 No.15465048 >>15465024 There's USO also, that's the only charity worthwhile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:50:23 2021 No.15465055 >>15461196 Metro-Detroit area has a company that makes it, as well (sans lung, per USDA requirements). They recently started doing online orders and shipments, due to Covid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:51:52 2021 No.15465062 >>15461018 https://youtu.be/O5yXTBGYbuM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:55:23 2021 No.15465080 >>15461070 >t. Dad is from Northern Ireland so I’m not a total teeaboo Northern Ireland isn't a part of Britain so you are just a teeaboo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 12:58:17 2021 No.15465093 >>15465062 The original is always the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:04:19 2021 No.15465118 https://cthulhuwho1.com/2013/09/07/the-worlds-largest-h-p-lovecraft-audio-links-gateway/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 13:45:20 2021 No.15465250 >>15461214 >>15462626 >buy pre-made haggis up to FDA standards >find local farmer/butcher and ask for them to hold the lungs for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:08:12 2021 No.15465326 >>15465250 Funny thing is, if you get an Irish friend to briing one in to the USA, all that they can do is confistage it. I bet those agents go in the back and eat it themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:16:56 2021 No.15465363 >>15465326 They'd probably wonder who the fuck would bother smuggling authentic haggis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:24:43 2021 No.15465392 >>15465363 Sneaky coppers. all to get their hands on a haggis!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:26:23 2021 No.15465399 >>15461018 >Americans act like this is the worst thing ever >literally just oats and offal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:28:27 2021 No.15465413 >>15465399 So bitch boi, what's your "worst thing?" You brought it up so bring it bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:28:30 2021 No.15465414 >>15464131 >>15464175 Oh makes sense, read the ingredients too doesn't seem bad I would eat that veggie haggis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:29:54 2021 No.15465421 >>15465399 ... crickets ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:32:36 2021 No.15465436 >>15465399 This little faggot doesn't say anything yet calls out Americans, well I call you out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:33:27 2021 No.15465441 * crickets *

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:34:35 2021 No.15465447 >>15465413 I ate maggots once

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:37:19 2021 No.15465463 >>15465447 Fuckin' degenerate!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:37:20 2021 No.15465464 What if a guy who is homosexual would want to eat a whole haggis and had to bottom in the morning, not saying me and my boyfriend are gays it's just a hypothetical questions, asking for some gay friends heh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:38:18 2021 No.15465473 >>15465464 See this one then kill yourself. >>15465463

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 14:52:22 2021 No.15465538 File: 557 KB, 1605x1897, IMG_20210125_191706~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15461018 Darn right, Haggis, Mashed Potatoes and Clapshot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:24:00 2021 No.15465744 >>15461018 Too hard to get here, so no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:25:02 2021 No.15465749 >>15465080 Northern Ireland is under the control of the UK, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:33:40 2021 No.15465803 File: 112 KB, 1087x1080, 1609957409056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15461028

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:37:16 2021 No.15465825 >>15465749 Northern is a part of the UK but not Britain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:38:26 2021 No.15465829 >>15461018 Yes and if there is any left over I will mix it 50/50 with mince the next day and make burgers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:42:05 2021 No.15465850 >>15461178 you dont put fucking gravy on haggis ffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:45:24 2021 No.15465871 >>15465850 Sorry what part of not-Scotland are you from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:45:45 2021 No.15465875 >>15462626 >>15465250 I'm confused - does this mean that in the US you just can't use certain offal in a food product factory or that you can't obtain it at all? 'Cause the latter would be just dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:46:26 2021 No.15465881 >>15465829 This is a good use for leftover haggis that I will be copying thanks for sharing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:47:46 2021 No.15465890 nah! the scots are wankers the english are cunts but the scots are wankers

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:52:36 2021 No.15465916
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>>15465871
I'm from Scotland. You're not.

Nobody eats fucking gravy with haggis. On a burns supper it's peppercorn sauce or fuck all. On a roll or a fry up, other sauces are applicable. But not fucking gravy.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 15:58:29 2021 No.15465959
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>>15465829
>>15465881
what, that would be vile? dont do that. you have 2 options

just put the haggis straight onto the bun by itself, we eat that all the time here. can add bacon or whatevr as well.

or just buy a burger and serve the haggis on top of the patty in the bun,

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:00:31 2021 No.15465980 File: 877 KB, 1480x2718, IMG_20210125_205818__01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15465916 Choose Life. Peppercorn sauce is preferable but gravy is otherwise fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:04:22 2021 No.15466012 >>15465980 ive genuinely never heard of anyone eating gravy with haggis

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:22:37 2021 No.15466123

I'm just a sassenach, but she is a Douglas née Robertson and has both tartans. I've always got to make some kind of sauce because she'll complain like fuck (sorry, tae fuck) about mashed potatoes without it and she prefers beer over single malt, but that leaves more for me I guess.

Mashed potatoes. Milk, butter, salt.
Mashed swede and carrot. Butter, nutmeg, salt.
Haggis.
'sauce' onion, butter, flour, milk, red wine, salt, pepper, nutmeg, blade mace.

Glenlivet caribbean reserve during the prep and dinner and rusty nails for afters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:28:02 2021 No.15466145 >>15465080 >United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 16:32:41 2021 No.15466169 >>15466145 Thanks for proving his point

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:21:13 2021 No.15466405 >>15466145 >>15466169 The UK and Great Britain are not the same

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:24:55 2021 No.15466421 >>15466405 Well, yes, that's what >>15465080 said and >>15466145 confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:27:15 2021 No.15466431 >>15465959 >what, that would be vile? When did you try it? You didn’t? Your opinion is worthless then. Where is “here”? Wetherspoons? That’s a spoons plate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:31:32 2021 No.15466451 >>15465749 For now. Tiocfaidh ár lá

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:37:55 2021 No.15466490 >>15466431 your idea was fucking shite mate, just accept it. and yes, they serve haggis burgers at spoons, and what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:42:54 2021 No.15466513 >>15466405 for fucking autists, who like to do autistic nitpicking on semantics, sure nobody who actually livers here is that fucking autistic though. not sure what the original autists point was, people from Northern ireland are still British

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:43:55 2021 No.15466521 >>15465875 I think the former, or rather you can't sell it. I don't know the full extent of the law but I can't see the FDA doing crack downs on people giving away the lungs. Or even selling them under the table.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:44:29 2021 No.15466524 >>15466513 People from Northern Ireland are Irish not British that is the point

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:46:51 2021 No.15466537 >>15466524 no, they are British you american fucking retard. Any citizen of the UK is Britsh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:51:41 2021 No.15466576 >>15466537 No they are not. They are separate islands. Northern Irish people are Irish not British. British and Northern Irish people are all part of the United Kingdom but they're not British.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:57:30 2021 No.15466612 >>15461018 I had mine last night, fuck haggis is tasty. I love Robbie Burns night and St Andrews night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:59:07 2021 No.15466628 >>15461038 >>15461151 >clapshot >instead of plain turnip Using clapshot is fine but the vegetable you are replacing isn't turnip, it's swede. 'Neeps and tatties' is potatoes and swedes, not potatoes and turnips. Also what whisky? I had Glenmorangie.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:12:16 2021 No.15466700
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>>15466576
>a yank tries to tell me about my own country

just shut the fuck up you arrogant fool. i've literally lived my entire life here, stop trying to Amerisplain my own country to me.

just another American retard who seen some autist a long time ago explain "aCkShUlLy bRiTaIn Is An IsLaNd nOt A cOuNtRy, NorThErN iReLaNd Is iN uK nOt BriTaIn" and thinks it makes him clever to point it out at any opportunity. it doesn't, it makes you a nitpicking autist.

Britain is used here synonymously with the UK, nobody cares about the semantics of it.

And you are incorrect, they are not Irish, they are British. Your autsitic, semantical nitpicking doesn't work here. British is the correct and official nomenclature to refer to citizens of the UK, regardless of whether they were born in Scotland, England, Wales or Northern Ireland. Northern Irish people are British. It literally says so on their passport

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:25:25 2021 No.15466772 >>15461028 OP absolutely BTFO. How will he ever recover!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:28:17 2021 No.15466787 >>15466700 Lmao you triggered as fuck. What a little bitch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:34:48 2021 No.15466817 Not tomorrow, but soon. I love haggis, I haven't had it in a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:37:38 2021 No.15466833 >>15466700 Lmao, nice nails, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:47:08 2021 No.15466882 Don't reply to the bait. I've already contacted the IRA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:51:08 2021 No.15466911 >>15466700 LONDON(derry)

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:03:11 2021 No.15466952

>your national dish was invented in another country

As Brown discovered through her research, author Gervase Markham recorded a recipe for haggis in The English Housewife over 150 years before Robert Burns wrote his ode to the delicacy – and apparently it was a popular dish amongst the people of England in 1615.

Scots are kings of cucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:12:01 2021 No.15467006 >>15466700 If you're Northern Irish then you have dual citizenship you absolute mong so yes you're irish and also british and can choose either passport t. northern irish with an irish passpot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:23:40 2021 No.15467068 >>15466700 you literally had to specify that you yourself were northern irish in order to make your point, implying that you understand the confusion, despite getting upset at its existence

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:26:43 2021 No.15467087 >>15461018 the only company that had haggis in the US was just up the road from me, and they closed down last year...will have to fake it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:27:45 2021 No.15467095 >>15461070 THIS is the company, closed down two years ago so that can is on its last legs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:00:48 2021 No.15467243 >>15467068 except I'm not Northern Irish, i'm from Scotland

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 20:08:48 2021 No.15467289 >>15467006 maybe learn your own country then you absolute mong. you are not automatically an Irish citizen if you're born in Northern Ireland. You're born as a British citizen with the right to obtain Irish citizenship

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:25:30 2021 No.15467719 >bootlicking traitor trying to call the rest of us proud Irish British cause "b-b-but the passport says I'm a British citizen :(" Please die in a car bomb. You don't even deserve to eat a spoiled potato.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:30:34 2021 No.15467750 >>15463785 Got a giggle out of me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:34:16 2021 No.15467776 >>15467719 Dumb hole probably isn't Irish. Probably a filthy Brit fucking born in NI.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:34:35 2021 No.15467778 >>15465399 Most Americans have no idea what haggis is and when told of the ingredients think it's a slimy pile of animal guts. You have to explain that it's basically a big sausage, which it is.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:37:40 2021 No.15467793

>>15465875
You can't legally sell it, though there are probably ways you can get a hold of some. It's not like the claim people have where you can't import cheese into the US for personal use which is completely false (outside of cheese with meat already in it).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:38:46 2021 No.15467806 >>15461018 is tomorrow that ridiculous holiday where guys wear kilts and recite poetry?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:41:00 2021 No.15467822

I had a good Burns Supper. Ate some haggis and mashed potatoes, drank some Irn Bru because I swore 10 years ago I'd never drink alcohol again but I wanted something Scottish (in hindsight, Irn Bru is way worse for my teeth than whiskey), and cursed the name of Daniel Dafoe the unionist bastard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 05:19:10 2021 No.15469895 >>15467719 I'm not even Northern Irish , nor a Unionist, you thick fucking twat The fact of the matter is you are by default a British citizen from birth. FACT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 05:33:01 2021 No.15469926 >>15469895 That's lame, ulster women are hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 05:34:47 2021 No.15469931 >>15462581 sheet cake

Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:09:36 2021 No.15469998

>>15466700
>>a yank tries to tell me about my own country
No I'm British so let me educate you about a little thing called the Good Friday Agreement. This allows Northern Irish citizens to choose British, Irish or dual citizenship. In your case your likely protestant parents have chosen British citizenship. However, the part that is vital is that Northern Irish citizens are not by default British unless at least one parent is British or a UK resident. You can be a UK resident and not British. Also, if you are a Northern Irish British Citizenship holder this permits you right of abode in Britain but does not automatically qualify your for "settled status" which means you don't get the same access to public services, healthcare, tax, pensions etc. So there is a marked distinction between a British citizen and a Northern Irish British citizenship holder.

In addition, if you ask Northern Irish people more of them will identify as Northern Irish/Irish than British. According to the 2011 Census, 50% identified as Northern Irish/Irish and 40% identified as British. So if you want to identify as British, that's nice for you but you are speaking for the minority and not the default as you purport. And in Britain, we think of you as Irish as you are definitely not British. That's why you come over here to take our poorly paid jobs and spend the rest of your time drinking shitty beer slutting it around our dive bars. Although I'm not surprised someone having a basic understanding of your citizenship is so offensive to you. Maybe you should, like literally, spend like less time vajazzling your hooker acrylics and like more time literally paying attention to your own rights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:16:12 2021 No.15470010 >>15469895 Not a fact, it's an option sure for most people but it is not the default. Those nails show you clearly have more in common with the Gyppos than the Brits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:17:14 2021 No.15470012 >>15467289 Nope. You seem classy

Anonymous Tue Jan 26 08:09:34 2021 No.15470252

>>15470012
what do you mean nope? its a literal fact you spacker.

>>15469998

> This allows Northern Irish citizens to choose British, Irish or dual citizenship

>However, the part that is vital is that Northern Irish citizens are not by default British unless at least one parent is British or a UK resident.

but it IS the default. the only cases in which it isn't are when their predecessors have purposely set out the process to revoke their OWN default British citizenship. if neither you nor your your family has autonomously expressed a desire not to be a Biritish citizen, you are by default a British citizen

>Also, if you are a Northern Irish British Citizenship holder this permits you right of abode in Britain but does not automatically qualify your for "settled status" which means you don't get the same access to public services, healthcare, tax, pensions etc. So there is a marked distinction between a British citizen and a Northern Irish British citizenship holder.

wrong.

>According to the 2011 Census, 50% identified as Northern Irish/Irish and 40% identified as British

and? the relevance of this is what exactly? no one's talking about culture or ideology here. it also doesn't signify what you think it signifies. Unionism is by far the prevailing ideology in Northern Ireland, and they're significantly more rapid in their support of it than any other of the countries of the UK.

>And in Britain, we think of you as Irish as you are definitely not British

more utter nonsense you just made up. All UK citizens are British. that is LITERALLY the official and correct nomenclature for UK citizens; British people.

>he thinks its my passport
>he tinks i'd actually post my own passport on fucking 4chan

christ, how can you be this thick? i'm not Northern irish, or even protestant, I'm a former-Catholic and a Scottish nationalist. your powers of deduction are dreadful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 08:18:05 2021 No.15470278 >>15470252 Everything you've said is made up. Visit gov.uk and get informed you window licker

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 08:43:06 2021 No.15470354 >>15470278 everything I've said is factually correct try to disprove it if you believe otherwise, coward

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 08:54:01 2021 No.15470392 >>15470354 And I say it's factually incorrect. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 09:02:54 2021 No.15470424 >>15470392 >n-no y-you coward

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 09:09:25 2021 No.15470450 Prefer black pudding 2bh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 09:26:48 2021 No.15470485 >>15461028 based Scotshits will seethe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 10:48:36 2021 No.15470871 File: 7 KB, 235x232, c6ba259a54033b6bc15fc39b91245191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15467793 >>15466521 damn, I feel sorry for you, burgers you're missing out on some fine-ass dishes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 10:51:33 2021 No.15470888 >>15461018 nope, still illegal here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 11:44:58 2021 No.15471130 >>15466700 made for big lithuanian cock

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 12:31:40 2021 No.15471332 >>15466700 yer baby da looks like a poof

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 12:39:34 2021 No.15471369 >>15461018 I got all fancy and had mine with some HP sauce I ordered. Just asking since yank: It IS okay to eat this with HP sauce, right? I thought it tasted excellent like 'damn, I wish this shit was easier to get ahold of here'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 12:47:16 2021 No.15471409 >>15471369 no, hp sauce is eaten with fried breakfast foods like bacon and sauasages and nothing else really

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 12:59:32 2021 No.15471458 >>15471409 This man knows his stuff

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 16:04:14 2021 No.15472277 >>15466700 >a zoomer grill is retarded Nothing new here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 16:13:24 2021 No.15472314 >>15466012 Maybe you should try it before acting like a little bitch about it then

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 16:21:28 2021 No.15472370 File: 13 KB, 224x216, 1435672382112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >neeps and tatties >cock-a-leekie >tipsy laird >festy cock >clootie dumpling >rumbledethumps Why are scotshits such children?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 18:15:43 2021 No.15472965 Citizenship =/= ethnicity.

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