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15459943 No.15459943 [Reply] [Original]

Its like chalk and drywall that has been sitting in a commercial freezer for a week. You literally have to chew it.

... why did I expect anything more?

>> No.15459947

cool story, tastelet

>> No.15460004

>>15459947
>tastelet
You don't know the horrors my taste buds have seen at the hands of this product

>> No.15460192

>>15459943

Yeah, Halo Top is really hit and miss. I've found the Strawberry and Peanut Butter to be the best in terms of flavor and texture. Rebel isn't quite as low in calories but has much creamier textures overall.

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>>15460192
Thanks for the tip but I must politely correct you that the phrase is "hit OR miss"

>> No.15460324
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15460324

>He hasn't taken the Nick's pill
This is one of the only low cal brands that still has a creamy texture, with the other being Trader Joe's light stuff.

>> No.15460341

>>15460324
Never seen it before but now I want to lick it off a swedetwinks nipples

>> No.15460464
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>>15460294
I guess they never miss huh?

>> No.15461523

just buy haagen dazs and eat at a couple tablespoons not the whole pint ffs

>> No.15461866

>>15461523
My pappy didn't get his legs blown off just so I could "eat a couple tablespoons", buddy

>> No.15461949

>>15459943
You have to let it melt before you eat it.

>> No.15461966

>>15461949
If I wanted a milkshake I would have bought a milkshake...

>> No.15461978

>>15461966
Don't complain about the texture if you're not eating it as it was intended to be eaten.

>> No.15461983

Why do people lie to themselves like this?

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>>15461978
I can't seem to find the part on the packaging where it says "melt before consuming", perhaps you hid it up your ass?

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>>15461992

>> No.15462028

>>15462012
Damn I might actually have to kill myself now... was already a shitty day and apparently I am now a confirmed retard

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>>15462028
look at this retard

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>>15462033
I was wrong okay we all make mistakes

>> No.15462055

>>15462042
I don't

>> No.15462363

I wish high protien ice cream wasnt expensive, could I just make my own with low sugar?

>> No.15462382

If I want ice cream I just get a snickers or choco taco at the gas station. 250cal and actually tastes good.

>> No.15462392

>>15460294
>>15460464
I was so disappointed when I learned she didn't have a girlcock

>> No.15462412

>>15462012
>>15462028

Jesus OP

>> No.15462550

>>15459943
i tried it a few times before where i had some right after getting home from the store and it was pretty good, decently creamy. any time i save it for later or if it's been at the store for a while, it's terrible with a fucked texture. leaving it on the counter to thaw a bit doesn't do jack shit, just makes the outside melted and the middle the same terrible texture

>> No.15462607

tried it once and never again, it just made me want actual ice cream more.