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15455224 No.15455224 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys, I made some healthy snacks for everyone on the board to enjoy.

>> No.15455247

Hey guys, I just fucked OP's mom to death. Any ideas where to hide the body?

>> No.15455259

> whole cherry tomatoes

At least slice them in half mong

>> No.15455269

>>15455259
how small is your mouth

>> No.15455270
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15455270

>>15455259
>slice them in half

>> No.15455273

*takes all the meat*
heh, fuck you bros

>> No.15455279

Of all the veg to pick, that's the best you could do? Raw broccoli and cauliflower are shit. Where are the sweet peppers, the celery, the carrot sticks, the radishes, the cucumbers? And FFS, put out some goddamn hummus. You fuckin' animal.

>> No.15455283

>>15455259
Too big for your mouth? I know ways to stretch it out.

>> No.15455843

>>15455259
Oh is your delicate jaw too fragile to bite a whole tomato in half?

>> No.15455845
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>>15455224
nice OP
this is mine, little bit of fun for a friday night

>> No.15455849

>>15455845
>inevitable key party.

>> No.15455934

>>15455224
The cheese tastes good

>> No.15457147

>>15455259
Why? popping them in your mouth is the best part.

>> No.15457150

>>15455224
what sauce is that

>> No.15457159

>>15455845
I have many questions.

>> No.15457171
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>>15455259
Based fuck any retard that says they are good whole
>>15455269
>>15455270
>>15455283
>>15455843
>>15457147
Cringe

>> No.15457188
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>>15455224
that looks delicious that you OP

i would like to add to the table with my personal favourite. also you could add mushrooms just check under the caps for spider eggs first

>> No.15457194

>>15455224
I love Cauliflower and Broccoli but it needs to at least be steamed. Who eats it raw?

>> No.15457209

>>15457194
it's fucking delicious raw what the hell is wrong with you? were you raised in a food court anon?

>> No.15457256

>>15455224
half a camembert a a fresh baguette is superior to any of those industrialy porecessed meat, "bread" and "cheese" by a factor of a 100.

not living in france must be suffering actually

>> No.15457261

>>15457209
>were you raised in a food court anon?
No, with the means and ability to cook something and realise when it improves an ingredient.

>> No.15457382

>>15455279
There are clearly carrots right there you insolent fool.

>> No.15457430

>>15455224
This marbled cheese, is it mixed cheddar?

>> No.15457707

>>15457430
Looks like Colby Jack, very common in the US

>> No.15457730
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15457730

> raw broccoli
> raw califlower

damn, americans really have no vegetables, which taste good raw?
No kohlrabi or cucumber or even a fucking carrot?
No humus?

>> No.15457731

>>15457730
What the fuck are you on about?
caulifrower and broccoli are delicious raw

>> No.15457747

>>15457730
Crudités are always raw, silly

>> No.15457751

>>15455224
>people only make these to take pictures of em

:(

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>>15455224

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>>15455224
thanks! I brought some of my own to share aswell.

>> No.15459237

>>15455224
I require booze n' tuna salad.

>> No.15459251

>>15455845
this gets weirder every second I spend looking at it

>> No.15459294

>>15455845
You wouldn't wanna touch any of that besides the booze after doing coke.

>> No.15459776

>>15455279
>>15457430
Is there some kind of disease that you guys have where you can't see carrots?

>> No.15459807

>>15455259
>completely pointless
>a lot of work
>would make everything messy

>> No.15459813

>>15455224
mm cheese lol

>> No.15460071
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15460071

>>15455224
Behold: I have made a superior platter.

>> No.15460195

>>15460071
tfw no deenz bf

>> No.15460240

>>15460195
At least you'll always have AIDS

>> No.15460363

>>15455845
>start with the weed and coffee
>eat fucking everything there except the nug-nugs
>have a shot each of the alcohol with a girl
>give her the coke because coke's fucking terrible but makes girls wet
>bang her all night afterwards
>chicken nuggets for after sex

>> No.15460370

>>15455269
>>15455270
>>15455283
>>15455843
>>15457147
>>15457171
not him but it's probably because if you try to put a whole cherry tomato onto a cracker it just fucking rolls off.

>> No.15460377

>>15457430
it's american cheese mixed with cheddar, about as fancy as cheese gets in the US because their communist laws prevent them from selling any actual cheese.

>> No.15460384

>>15455224
That shit isn’t healthy. It doesn’t have any ketones.

>> No.15460555

>>15457256
we have some decent camembert and bre cheeses here muhammad. I'm sure not as good as France, but serviceable. I agree with the cheese and baguette though. I like chardonnay paired with it.

>> No.15460562

>>15460377
What the fuck are you even trying to say there.

>> No.15460597

>>15455224
>steals all the pepper jack

>> No.15460602

Looks great, very colorful. Thanks, anon!

>> No.15460619

>>15455224
Thanks.

>> No.15460623

>>15460384
yeah but it's brimming with zemphars which more than makes up for it

>> No.15460626

>>15455224
Who the fuck eats broccoli and cauliflower just like that? And where the fuck are the grapes?

>> No.15460632

>>15460370
Those aren't meant to go on the crackers. The crackers are only because the meat and cheese are greasy. You don't put the veggies on them. What the fuck.

>> No.15460662

>>15460363
I was once had sex with a woman who was doing speed. She took one hot before we started, then we had sex for three hours. She took another one and we had sex for teo hours. Five hours in total and it was fucking wild. At the end i had to remove her from the top of my dick and thror her out because my eick was getting soft after five hours of fucking and it was like 5:30 and the sun was starting to rise.

>> No.15460701

>>15460071
>sardines
dangerously based

>> No.15460719

>*CRUNCH*
thanks op
>*SNAP*
these carrots are simply exquisite
>*MUNCH*

>> No.15460749

>>15455259
Only correct cherry tomato take in this thread

>> No.15460760

>>15455845
The gummy worms are the most egregious part

>> No.15460786

>>15457150
I also like to know

>> No.15461051

>>15460240
amen to that!

>> No.15461440

>>15460662
you didnt have sex for 5 hours

>> No.15461460

>>15455224
nice charcuterie bro, i'd enjoy some company right now
thanks

>> No.15461475

>>15455224
>eats all the meat and then leaves

>> No.15461495
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>>15461475

>> No.15461541

>>15460071
DEENZ

>> No.15461588

>>15455224
Needs people spears or gherkins

>> No.15461592

>>15460071
Fuck man that looks good

>> No.15461662

>>15461475
There are no leaves in that pic retard

>> No.15461832

>>15455845
Start with the weed and shots. Save the gummi worms for last, finish the cheeses. Figure out the condoms aren't my size, do the blow, microwave the the nuggies and throw half them out because you overcooked them. Throw the coffee beans at some living creature and prepare for my wagie work tomorrow.

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>>15455224
brouht some wine cheers

>> No.15461927

>>15460632
dude the whole point of a charcuterie board is to load it up with shit to put on top of the cheese and crackers.
you tellin me you dont go cracker, spread, cheese, salami, cucumber slice, tomato slice, olive then some salt and pepper?
fucking fags on this board holy shit

>> No.15462075

>>15461927
>fags on this board
>holy shit

>> No.15462856

>>15460071
is that capicolla

>> No.15462989

>>15462856
It was, yes. Now it's being carefully digested.

>> No.15463001

Cauliflower AND broccoli? Replace broc with celery to keep the color variety and now you're getting somewhere.

>> No.15463002

>>15461592
It was. My wife and I consumed this feast in the course of a six hour Humphrey Bogart movie evening.

>> No.15463012

>>15463001
And add a big jar of CheeseWhiz for the celery!!

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>>15455845
Gummy worms and cocaine, nice.