/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15446650]

is this the most worthless vegetable nutritional wise

[Anonymous No.15446656]

But it tastes good, so I'm gonna eat it anyway.

[Anonymous No.15446677]

>>15446656
only sweet corn even taste good

[Anonymous No.15446692]

>>15446650
> is this the most worthless vegetable nutritional wise
Not even close op, it’s iceberg lettuce; if you eat this shit you might as well just be drinking water instead

[Anonymous No.15446709]

>>15446692
water is not crunchy and it doesn't fill up your stomach

[Anonymous No.15446721]

>>15446709
>water is not crunchy and it doesn't fill up your stomach
Okay then freeze it add some dissolved sugar to it

[Anonymous No.15446725]

>>15446650
It's a grain, not a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.15446726]

>>15446650
>Things an overgrown grain is a vegetable
The state of burger education in 2021

[Anonymous No.15446737]

>>15446725
>>15446726
vegetable is a culinary term, not a botanical one.
keep your low effort bantz in /int/ please.

[Anonymous No.15446745]

>>15446726
>thinks corn is a grain
The whole corn is a vegetable, just the kernel is a grain
Also don’t comment on education when there are typos in your post, brainlet

[Anonymous No.15446750]

>>15446737
When you bring up a food's nutrition it stops being a discussion about cooking

[Anonymous No.15446763]

>>15446750
are you retarded

[Anonymous No.15446784]

It's literally the best natural dildo ever. The ribbed surface feels really good. I achieved my first prostate orgasm with a corn cob. They are a bit big so you have to use a lot of oil and go slow in the start

[Anonymous No.15446804]

>>15446784

[Anonymous No.15446848]

>>15446745

[Anonymous No.15446859]

>>15446745
So sorry...fine the part we eat is a grain

[Anonymous No.15446914]

>>15446848
> Whole corn, like you eat on the cob, is considered a vegetable. The corn kernel itself (where popcorn comes from) is considered a grain. To be more specific, this form of corn is a “whole” grain
Google is your friend retard

[Anonymous No.15446915]

>>15446650
it's a grain you shit stain.

[Anonymous No.15446916]

>>15446650
It's a grain you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.15446922]

>>15446859
why would anyone care about the parts we don't eat?

[Anonymous No.15446934]

>>15446922
I do eat the whole thing, I guess most don't

[Anonymous No.15446946]

>>15446934
you eat the cob?

[Anonymous No.15447002]

>>15446914

[Anonymous No.15447007]

>>15446946
after pickling it a while yeah you can do similar for watermelon rinds and so on
everything is edible

[Anonymous No.15447010]

>>15446914
on the cob or off it's grain always has been always will be.

[Anonymous No.15447015]

>>15447007
just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

[Anonymous No.15447088]

>>15446848
>>15447002
>>15447010
Jesus the amount of Reddit/Twitter tier memes in this thread is fucking cancer
Kill yourselves faggots

[Anonymous No.15447104]

>>15446650
No, that would be your mother cuz she's a worthless vegetable.

[Anonymous No.15447853]

>>15446650
corn is a fruit

[Anonymous No.15447898]

Corn arms from the other thread. Guy illustrated the corn arms, having health thru diet as opposed to Junk filled children. having the corn arms in the other thread, demonstrates this one. This thread has an OP demonstrating a relationship of corn to the other one. Researching broadly the relationships, post to post. Corn arms in the picture, having therefore demonstrated.

[Anonymous No.15447936]

>>15446784
Wait a minute what?

[Anonymous No.15447979]

>>15447898
Are you having a stroke?
>>15447936
Can confirm, I once used one on a woman while we were both dressed in pumpkin costumes. It was some sort of fetish she had and I got paid a decent bit for it so it was alright

[Anonymous No.15448035]

It is nutritious, idiot

[Anonymous No.15448058]

>>15447088
so now anything we don't like is reddit? 95% of all memes started on 4chan which has been around several years longer than reddit.

Also why do idiots think that calling something "reddit" will stop what they don't like?

It won't stop me, and I don't go to reddit and I posted ALL of those.

[Anonymous No.15448064]

>>15447088
nor do I have a twitter account. lurk more.

[Anonymous No.15448080]

>>15448058
i could tell it was one soyboy that posted all of those lmao

[Anonymous No.15448100]

>>15448080
>i could tell it was one soyboy that posted all of those lmao
He sat back on his overly padded chair the pain he felt was constant. his lack of muscle and fat made sitting painful.

At last he had posted his magnum opus those clueless 4channers would surely change their ways now. His brain was fogged from his constant lack of energy but he was certain his logic was inescapable.

He reached for a carrot (it took all his effort) feebly he gnawed on it. washing it down with sips of soylent.

he dreamed of his next semen shake he would get from his boyfriend. his only source of protein.

He should go for a walk but the last time he did he broke a bone in his foot. the neuropathy (from lack of B12) in his hands made it difficult to type. It had taken all day and all his strength to type the one paragraph.

Tyrone (he feebly called) I am ready for you now.

[Anonymous No.15448110]

>>15447010
2 Stupid Dogs was great.

[Anonymous No.15448283]

>>15446692

>Iceberg Lettuce

>Calories: 14
>Protein: 0.9 g
>Fiber: 1.1 g (4.4% dv)
>Vitamin A: 10% dv
>Vitamin C: 3% dv
>Vitamin K: 20% dv
>Folate: 7% dv
>Magnesium: 1% dv
>Calcium: 2% dv

Get fucked.
You probably also say that mushrooms are worthless even tho they are the only food with the SUN vitamin in it.

[Anonymous No.15448310]

>>15448283
Green Leaf and Romaine lettuce are a lot more nutritious and way more flavorful. Iceburg is just cheaper which is way its commonly used in fast food

[Anonymous No.15448311]

>>15446650
> Actually quite a decent amount of nutrition
>tastes better than green vegetables
> A staple food
> cheap
> actually tastes nice totally plain in comparison to rice/potatoes
> easy on the stomach

[Anonymous No.15448321]

>>15448311
I would pay $5 for 1 cob of corn

https://youtu.be/_xVCa4oXJT8

[Anonymous No.15448345]

>>15448283
what's the serving size?

[Anonymous No.15448374]

Popcorn
>btfo

[Anonymous No.15448437]

>>15448100
>He sat back on his overly padded chair the pain he felt was constant. his lack of muscle and fat made sitting painful.
>At last he had posted his magnum opus those clueless 4channers would surely change their ways now. His brain was fogged from his constant lack of energy but he was certain his logic was inescapable.
>He reached for a carrot (it took all his effort) feebly he gnawed on it. washing it down with sips of soylent.
>he dreamed of his next semen shake he would get from his boyfriend. his only source of protein.
>He should go for a walk but the last time he did he broke a bone in his foot. the neuropathy (from lack of B12) in his hands made it difficult to type. It had taken all day and all his strength to type the one paragraph.
>Tyrone (he feebly called) I am ready for you now.
Jesus Christ that anon wasn’t even me (the guy who you originally responded to) but that pasta is fucking cringe and you need to log off 4chan right now and go outside or just log back onto your Reddit account

[Anonymous No.15448503]

>>15446848
>>15447002
>>15448058
>>15448100
Please consider suicide you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.15448689]

>>15448374
Popcorn is based

[Anonymous No.15448695]

>>15448283
Get fucked retard

[Anonymous No.15448696]

>>15446650
threw up after drinking and ate corn like three days prior and there was corn in the puke. do with that what you will

[Anonymous No.15448700]

>>15448058
Ask me how I can tell you’re the Larping redditor

[Anonymous No.15448880]

>>15448437
triggered

[Anonymous No.15449883]

>>15446914
Vegetables only grow underground tho

[Anonymous No.15450365]

>>15446650
It's not a vegetable, it's a grain.

[Anonymous No.15450409]

>>15446650
iceberg lettuce

[Anonymous No.15450445]

ice(((berg))) lettuce, huh

[Anonymous No.15451737]

>>15448695
> Amount per 1 leaf (8g)
You are even more retarded than the guy you are replying to

[Anonymous No.15451761]

la venganza de moctezuma did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.15451779]

>>15448058
t. reddit

[Anonymous No.15451791]

>>15451737
Bruh do you not know how to multiply?

[Anonymous No.15451800]

>>15448695
That's for more or less 300g. You can eat easily 150g

>>15451791
don't you know about sensitivity of measure you mouth breather mongoloid?

[Anonymous No.15451820]

>>15451800
That nutrition for an entire fucking head of lettuce anon no way anyone’s gonna eat that much in one sitting.
But just for reference here’s an entire head of romaine which has more than triple the nutritional benefits, iceberg lettuce is essentially eating air

That’s not to say it’s not good tasting, but in terms of nutritional value it’s not the way to go

[Anonymous No.15451827]

>>15451820
The nutritional value i posted are for a small head of lettuce bayou idiot.
You can eat easily half of a small head excluding the inedible part(5g) if your idea of sale is not the leaf in your hamburger you fatso

[Anonymous No.15451844]

>>15451827
Well there was no option for “small romaine head” but if the “small head” your referring to is the one on google at 324 grams then just divide the romaine values by 2 and you would see that romaine still mogs your shitty iceberg lettuce
Now I know that someone like you may have a hard time with division considering your intelligence level, so just go upstairs and have your mom help you with it if you’re having a hard time. And while you’re at it have her make you a nice burger with some iceberg lettuce on it

[Anonymous No.15451850]

>>15451820
>But just for reference here’s an entire head of romaine which has more than triple the nutritional benefits, iceberg lettuce is essentially eating air
Iceberg lettuce
Look the pic again, it's for a small head of *iceberg* lettuce.
And since you digest it like air you can you can eat a lot of it and can give a small but substantial contribute of micronutrients
Especially considering that micronutrients are in the most bio available form (no oxalate/protein for calcium and lot of fibers for vit C)

>>15451844
>see that romaine still mogs your shitty iceberg lettuce
That was not the point you cretin. I didn't say it's the better vegetable you can eat, but that it can contribute to micronutrients in diet.
Learn to read you mental midget

[Anonymous No.15451886]

>>15451844
> Misses entirely the goalpost
> Declare some sort of war on different lettuce
> Call other people retard

Your post could be summarize with "look at me while I spit in air"

[Anonymous No.15451921]

>>15446709
>Iceberg lettuce
>Fills Up your stomach
What?

[Anonymous No.15451952]

>>15451850
I wasn’t the one who brought up the portion size you fucking idiot, so of course I’m going to say just divide it by two, I wasn’t the one who goalposted to begin with
>micronutrients
Kek okay yeah tell me more about the 3g of fiber you get from eating an entire head of iceberg contributes to your body. Saying that the minute amount of nutrients in iceberg is beneficial is the kind of retard logic used by fatties who eat an entire wedge salad covered in ranch, bacon, and cheese and justify it by focusing on the minimal amount of nutritional benefit derived from eating the garbage lettuce

[Anonymous No.15451969]

>>15451952
>micronutrients
>fiber

Could you stop embarrassing yourself?

Please trip yourself so I can filter your braindead uneducated opinion

[Anonymous No.15451978]

>>15451969
>focuses on one small part of an entire argument
Yikes anon there’s easier ways to say “I lost” maybe go and eat some iceberg so you can gain .23mg of vitamin A to make you feel better

[Anonymous No.15451983]

>>15451921
>hurr durr you wont feel full from a single lettuce leaf
That's not what I meant retard. I meant it at least goes to your stomach even though it won't make you feel full unless you eat a lot of it.

[Anonymous No.15451993]

>>15451978
Ah, moving the goal poast

>eat some iceberg so
I would, so it would contribute to 5% of my potassium and vit c intake toghter with rest of my meal, you ape brain

You may want to be tested for retardation, anon.

[Anonymous No.15452002]

>>15451800
>>15451850
>>15451969
>>15451993
why is this anon so insecure about his own intelligence?

I mean I know he can’t be that smart if he’s eating iceberg but damn this guy throws out so many “brainlet, mogoloid, retard” insults that he’s got to be insecure about something irl

[Anonymous No.15452011]

>>15452002
I'm one of the guy you replied to.
I have a phd in engineering, I'm not insecure about my intelligence nor do I care.

Maybe if you or the other guy stop posting bullshit people would stop call him retard

[Anonymous No.15452031]

>>15452011
>thinking having a degree makes you smart
kek, that’s exactly how I can differentiate the insecure people in my graduate program

[Anonymous No.15452059]

>>15448035
Eat a banana instead

[Anonymous No.15452068]

>>15452031
This is the last time I'll answer you since it sounds like arguing with a married woman who wants the last words at any cost.

Having a high degre is a great predictor of intelligence but that wasn't the point.
Again having a degree doesn't make you smart but surely not insecure.

The insecure people are people like you that take insults personally over a anonymous cantonese board.
Be less insecure and educate yourself before writing bullshit and people will stop calling you ape brain

[Anonymous No.15453194]

>>15446650
>White Mushrooms

>Calories: 22
>Protein: 3.1 g
>Dietary fiber: 1 g
>Vitamin A: 0%
>Vitamin C: 3%
>Calcium: 0%
>Iron: 2%
>Vitamin D: 1%
>Vitamin B-6: 5%
>Cobalamin: 0%
>Magnesium: 2%

Literally the fucking worst and they cook to nothing when they've lost all their water content

[Anonymous No.15453453]

>>15453194
In fact those should be the nutritional values for fresh mushrooms.

Mushroom are full of water, so you can eat 300g fresh mushrooms easily (pic is 300g weighted before cooking)

You should multiply by 2.5/3 those values to get an idea of what real nutrition values they have

Also if you put white mushrooms in the sunlight they improve the vit d content by 40 times.
(ie a 100g of mushrooms exposed 30 min to the sun cover the 100% of your vit d intake)

I hate retards like you

[Anonymous No.15453472]

>>15446650
> the white man does not know the Way of the Three Sisters our Wise Grandfather taught us.

[Anonymous No.15454403]

>>15448437

[Anonymous No.15454408]

>>15446650
Maize (/meJz/ MAYZ; Zea mays subsp. mays, from Spanish: maíz after Taino: mahiz), also known as corn (North American and Australian English), is a cereal grain first domesticated by indigenous peoples in southern Mexico about 10,000 years ago.

[Anonymous No.15455851]

>>15446692
at least is not full of sugar

[Anonymous No.15456310]

>>15451820
I... I like to eat one of those a day as a snack
I like the fresh and crunchy feeling on my teeth
No vinegar, oil or shit like that, just good old lettuce

[Anonymous No.15456322]

>>15453472
this really is a thing of beauty

[Anonymous No.15456347]

>>15446650
corn is a grain and even a cereal grain used primarily for its sugar content supplying calories rather than micro nutrients although it contains significantly more of those than other starchy food sources.

The stuff just takes over the world because it's ultra-lucrative to farm since it can be made into many different food and non/food related products and it's really easy to grow. Terrible for soil tho.

[Anonymous No.15456361]

>>15446737
Do Americans consider corn to be a vegetable? That way you can have your breadsticks and lard potatoes and 10 other kinds of treats, but at least you have a vegetable!

[Anonymous No.15456379]

>>15453472
made a three sisters stew once and it was damn good, had venison on hand

[Anonymous No.15456385]

>>15454408
It's really amazing how far it has been developed from the form it was originally.

[Anonymous No.15456388]

>>15456361
It's got green on the outside lul.

[Anonymous No.15456395]

>>15446692
>Not even close op, it’s iceberg lettuce; if you eat this shit you might as well just be drinking water instead
Lettuce has a lot of Vitamin K. Vitamin K helps your blood to coagulate. Do you want to die of internal hemorrhaging? Because that is the inevitable fate of every lettuce hater.

[Anonymous No.15456404]

Isn’t celery negative calories?

[Anonymous No.15456429]

>>15456310
snacking on plain iceberg lettuce is based
the anti iceberg faggots itt are retarded

[Anonymous No.15456450]

>>15456429
Thank you fren, I feel better about it now