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15438798 No.15438798 [Reply] [Original]

In what world is anyone following these complicated microwave instructions? Tell me how long to set the timer for so it won't kill me, and how many Natty Ices I should be drinking before I take it out and eat it over the sink. Fuck.

>> No.15438820

>>15438798
who's the guy, that abrasive old Ohio comedian
"Step one remove film, microwave 60 seconds, step two, stir potatoes- Well hold on now who am I, fuckin Emeril, "Stir potatoes?", should have stirred them before you put 'em in the fuckin' box, "Stir potatoes"."
Should be Step One, Microwave, Step Two, Eat. Didn't come here for a fucking cooking lesson.

>> No.15438831

imagine being so lazy and poor you can't bust out brownies in less than an hour with basic ingredients

>> No.15438863

>>15438831
These aren't brownies, for one. For two, fuck you, laziness is great. I don't want to spend a goddamned hour putting together a lasagna.

>> No.15438866

>>15438863
yeah you'd rather spend that time not improving yourself wasting away right lmao
enjoy your processed garbage and inevitable polyps, ulcers and cancer lol

>> No.15438867

>>15438863
>I don't want to spend a goddamned hour putting together a lasagna.
What the fuck are you doing on the cooking board, then?

>> No.15438871

Tongue my angus, chink.

>> No.15438884

>>15438866
I see this post too many times in many different iterations, it must be a copypasta. Come up with a good insult chump.

>> No.15438895

>>15438866
High chance something else like a murder or car accident is going to kill me long before a quick microwave lasagna is.

>>15438867
>What the fuck are you doing on the cooking board, then?
FOOD and cooking. Is it that difficult to read?