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why does ketchup make foodies seethe?

>> No.15424364

>>15424341
It's just red corn syrup

>> No.15424374

>>15424341
Its just a way for americans to feel like they have food culture

>> No.15424402

>>15424341
Ketchup has it's time and place, but it's better off being used as a base for other sauces, I think.
That being said, I eat my fries with 'chup.

>> No.15424581

>>15424341
Its only a few retarded cities.
Everyone else puts ketchup on hotdogs

>> No.15424598

>>15424341
its the only way for them to feel special
don't make them take an objective look at their lives.... it won't end well

>> No.15424664
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15424664

Because ketchup is for toddlers and autists. It's bland and unsatisfactory and usually produced cheaply.

>> No.15424668

>>15424341
Spoils the taste and texture of whatever it's poured on, turning it into syrupy gloop.

>> No.15424690

>>15424341
Literally everyone puts ketchup on hot dogs where i live

On top of the tomato sauce the sausages are cooked in, that is.

>> No.15424703

It triggers people who look for opportunities to project faux-pretentious behavior, as they believe it makes them appear sophisticated.

Luckily that personality type isn’t nearly as prevalent in reality as it is on /ck/.

>> No.15424785 [DELETED] 

>>15424341
Buy my book "Don't tell me how to eat my hotdog you fucking Jew cunt" on Amazon.

>> No.15424909

>>15424402
>'chup
Can you please shut the fuck and stop shortening every single food word? It is just so incredible tiresome and it makes me seethe a lot. Please stop, ok?

>> No.15424957

>>15424341
are japaneo pits ok, though?

>> No.15425019

>>15424909
'st 'lax, 'ro.

>> No.15425169

>>15424364
Shop outside your welfare market and you’ll find real ketchup faggot

>> No.15425173

>>15424341
ketchup with steak is kino

>> No.15425200

>>15425169
Hey! Show some sensitivity, you callous double-faggot.
His mom was walking home one day, when suddenly a combine harvester creeped up slowly on the road beside her. I’ll spare you the details, but she spent the next week being violated by corn farmers. Repeatedly. Usually 5 at a time.
Of course he’s triggered by the thought of corn or corn-products.
Bet you feel like a real asshole now, don’t you.

>> No.15425314

>>15425173
I eat a ton of steak with ketchup as a kid because we were only allowed to have beyond well done.

>> No.15425501

>>15424341
-Most people associate ketchup with Heinz/Hunt's crap.
-Chicago like most areas with regional foods are picky about those foods.
-Hot dogs are a certain kind of autism though because they're fucking hot dogs and arguing about whose ground hog and cow anuses are better is stupid.

>> No.15425519

>>15425173
Yes, kino. Now try well-done, meatloaf style steak.
Alpha Kiñoa

>> No.15425569

>>15425173
Trump likes his well done with ketchup so.... Based...!

>> No.15425587

Ketchup is great on hot dogs and stir fries..

>> No.15425640

>>15425200
I feel like I wanna eat some corn

>> No.15425994

>>15424341
huh. never heard that one. i always put ketchup on old wisconsin brand natural casing wieners. and mustard on every other kind. never known why.

>> No.15426525 [DELETED] 

>>15424341
hi my name.is.bob swartz im a jew loser but i have a cousin in publishing look at my new book filled with opinions and hot takes !!!

>> No.15426535

>>15424341
Too popular. You're obliged to hate it if you want to feel special.

>> No.15426574

>>15424341
People who put a salad on top of a hot dog will be the first ones against the wall.

>> No.15426606

>>15424341
why does that hot dog have so much filler as meat, you fit another dog in there if you took everything else you probably

>> No.15426652

Bob Schwartz is the owner of the largest purveyor of hot dogs in Chicago. It's actually just a bit of a memoir about the hot dog industry instead of a giant anti-ketchup book. He's playing on the gimmick. I'm pretty sure you can even get ketchup in their factory cafe.

>>15426574
People who think a pickle, onion and some tomatoes is a salad will have too much gout to pull the trigger.

>> No.15426882

>>15424341
Its just midwestern dipshits, literally no other place in the US gives a shit if you put ketchup on your processed meat tube

>> No.15426893

i like the unadultured taste of cow ass that only a mustard can compliment

>> No.15426914

>>15424909
'll 'ten 'ny 'ord i 'ike, 'ggot.

>> No.15426946

>>15424341
Fuck off, I like ketchup on my hotdogs and I use the Heinz cane sugar type, has a crisper flavor than the corn syrup shit. I don't care what some hickster idiot who thinks they know it all assumes, and no one else should either.

>> No.15426961

I'll explain why I prefer not to use ketchup: It's mostly because it's way too overpowering. Most ketchup is made using tons of sugars and sweeteners, and after a point it tastes like you're just ingesting a mouthful of sugar. It buries the flavor of not only the hotdog, but any other condiment you put on.

>> No.15426976

Because they are autistmals

>> No.15426988

>>15426961
Get some French ground ketchup instead of Heinz

>> No.15427019
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15427019

>>15424341
Because it's the worst condiment, regardless if it's "the good stuff" or not.
There is always a better alternative for any food you put condiments, sauces, and toppings on.

>> No.15427023

>>15426914
lost at 'ggot
u are a funny man good sir

>> No.15427071

>>15424341
it's vinegar, sugar, and tomato paste. it tastes good with savory, greasy foods. I like it on hot dogs, not as much as a chili dog, but it gets the job done.

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15427083

I only use ketchup on food I feel obligated to eat, like damn vegetables.

>> No.15427135

>>15424664
>Because ketchup is for toddlers and autists.
So are hot dogs.

>> No.15427171

>>15424909
g f ys f

>> No.15427260

>>15427135
Shit Anon you're right.

>> No.15427271

>>15425569
I sometimes eat steak blue and I sometimes over cook my steak and slabber it with ketchup. To each his own.

>> No.15427298

>>15427271
Sometimes you double up on a b instead of using th, and sometimes you just slother all over yourself.

>> No.15427349

>>15424909
N

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15427369

>>15424341
Probably because they equate ketchup to Heinz vinegar and tomato concentrate..

>> No.15427411

>>15427369
>Den røde djævel
Based dane. I bet it's hot a fuck?

>> No.15427422

>>15427411
well they named it after a shitty prime minister so probably not

>> No.15427437

>>15424374
>Americans

It’s literally just people in Chicago. Rent fucking free.

>> No.15427439

>>15427411
I actually had that one about 7 years ago. It was very, very hot. Took 2 large Cocios and 15 mins of sitting down to recover.

>> No.15427440

It's too spicy for fatties
They rather prefer mayo or miracle whip

>> No.15427448

>>15427422
>well they named it after a shitty prime minister so probably not
huh?

>>15427439
What kind of chili is in it?

>> No.15427797

>>15424341
hot dogs are a food item that is specially formulated to trick poor people into eating penis-shaped food.

>> No.15429062

>>15425019
*ju'lax, br'