Hello /ck/ I am making spaghetti bolognese would you like to accompany me on this journey

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Anonymous Mon Jan 18 17:57:27 2021 No.15423876 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /ck/ I am making spaghetti bolognese would you like to accompany me on this journey

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 17:59:11 2021 No.15423894 File: 827 KB, 1795x2362, 20210118_223327~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the first step I'm going to boil a kettle of water to soften up the pasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:00:14 2021 No.15423901 >>15423876 No you're not, you're opening a jar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:00:44 2021 No.15423902 >>15423894 U wot m8?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:01:08 2021 No.15423903 bolognese is not a tomato sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:01:19 2021 No.15423905 The fuck is that? Just use tomato sauce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:02:09 2021 No.15423910 >>15423876 Thats just tomatoes pure in the jar isn't it OP? You don't really bought already made bolognese right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:03:11 2021 No.15423920 File: 1.96 MB, 230x173, e966fc8c40ada404a7ccd48a2514421141c73b9b799f417fda6c54ed103fda60.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is doomed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:03:20 2021 No.15423922 File: 2.89 MB, 4032x1960, 20210118_223413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Next we're gonna need a jug because I don't have a functional kitchen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:04:52 2021 No.15423930 File: 70 KB, 1080x913, pokb949wwna61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15423922 He is gonna microwave to whole meal isn't he.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:05:14 2021 No.15423933 File: 1.33 MB, 2962x1960, 20210118_223455~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We'll place the spaghetti in the jug while waiting for the kettle to finish boiling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:06:22 2021 No.15423941 >>15423933 IS THAT A FUCKING AIR FRYER?!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:06:31 2021 No.15423944 >>15423933 I hate this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:06:34 2021 No.15423945 File: 7 KB, 250x250, 1607300824516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15423876 why are you boiling a kettle to make pasta just use the stove

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:07:38 2021 No.15423954 File: 962 KB, 2440x1960, 20210118_223631~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now we add the boiling water and wait

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:07:39 2021 No.15423955 >>15423945 he doesn't have one...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:09:13 2021 No.15423964 KEEP GOING!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:09:37 2021 No.15423967 >>15423954 Good lord

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:10:18 2021 No.15423975 This is some depressing thread I hope you start doing well anon, keep hanging there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:11:09 2021 No.15423979 >>15423954 damn nigga why don't you break that shit in half at least

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:11:38 2021 No.15423988 File: 863 KB, 2664x1960, 20210118_223837~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since there isn't a big enough jug or a pan or anything we'll need to boil one side at a time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:12:10 2021 No.15423994 >>15423979 >Break pasta in half Nah it has to be authentic man, you don't break spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:13:11 2021 No.15424003 File: 32 KB, 240x420, 1597304655726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15423988 Too bad this thread is going to be short I'm having a blast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:13:27 2021 No.15424005 >>15423988 Buy a cheap saucepan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:14:33 2021 No.15424014 File: 59 KB, 960x960, 1598257785607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15423988 This guy....... lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:14:49 2021 No.15424016 >>15423988 It doesn’t have to be like this get a hotplate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:15:07 2021 No.15424018 File: 415 KB, 1200x1200, 25A75DB9-BA2A-4D29-B93E-958E4500393A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15423954 >>15423988 >not salting the pasta water I’m out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:15:20 2021 No.15424021 File: 964 KB, 3171x1932, 20210118_231436~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15423945 As a side note while I continue to wait for this to boil yes I do in fact have beans dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:16:09 2021 No.15424027 >>15424021 Beans as a side dish OP!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:17:20 2021 No.15424038 File: 950 KB, 2728x1960, 20210118_224526~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The pasta is now soft enough that it all fits in the jug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:18:41 2021 No.15424042 File: 979 KB, 3350x1960, 20210118_224632~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now it's time to microwave it to speed up the process a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:21:05 2021 No.15424051 File: 1.45 MB, 2940x1960, 20210118_224654~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Round it goes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:21:39 2021 No.15424055 >>15424042 You just keep giving anon, thanks for everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:24:10 2021 No.15424064 File: 1.00 MB, 3368x1874, 20210118_224846~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The spaget has now been microwave on high for around 30 seconds it's time to strain it and boil it again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:24:22 2021 No.15424066 File: 110 KB, 372x366, 20130523140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424038 >>15424042 >>15424051 STOP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:25:57 2021 No.15424072 File: 1.20 MB, 3449x1960, 20210118_224854~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Back into the jug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:26:08 2021 No.15424073 >>15424064 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:26:12 2021 No.15424076 I'm making some pasta too anon, is nice to have a cook buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:26:51 2021 No.15424084 File: 580 KB, 862x890, 1599406934635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do people really live like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:27:04 2021 No.15424086 File: 1.30 MB, 3480x1960, 20210118_225142~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The kettle has once again boiled let's add some more water

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:27:35 2021 No.15424090 >>15424073 to get rid of the starch. OP knows his shit

Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:30:05 2021 No.15424107
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Now for a side quest while I leave this to soften up a bit more, normally you'd have garlic bread or some other fancy gay itallian shit with pasta but I don't have a fridge for some nice tesco garlic baguettes so let's make our own

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:31:24 2021 No.15424117 File: 904 KB, 3173x1947, 20210118_232831~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Into the toaster they go

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:32:31 2021 No.15424125 >>15424107 >>15424117 Now op is getting based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:33:46 2021 No.15424131 File: 958 KB, 2881x1928, 20210118_231624~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Back to the pasta it's looking just about ready

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:33:50 2021 No.15424132 >>15423933 do Brits really..?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:34:02 2021 No.15424134 OP you are a fucking caveman holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:35:00 2021 No.15424139 File: 1.26 MB, 2837x1960, 20210118_231912~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time for another trip in the microwave

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:36:12 2021 No.15424144 File: 1.12 MB, 3024x4032, 81jgzgzyhpb31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think you need to prepare some sort of side dish to go with the pasta. There's not enough of a meal here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:37:02 2021 No.15424150 File: 867 KB, 2351x1919, 20210118_231959~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We haven't even begun preparing the sauce so we'll dump this in a bowl for now since I only have the one jug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:38:20 2021 No.15424155 File: 1.24 MB, 3056x1960, 20210118_232159~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Out it comes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:39:43 2021 No.15424162 File: 1.00 MB, 3318x1960, 20210118_232219~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now we'll add some water just to thin it out a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:40:59 2021 No.15424168 >>15424162 where is the meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:41:09 2021 No.15424170 File: 873 KB, 2636x1960, 20210118_232309~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give it a good stir

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:42:17 2021 No.15424177 >>15424162 WHY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:42:35 2021 No.15424181 >>15424168 The real meat are the friends we made along the way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:43:19 2021 No.15424187 >>15424181 I don't want to be friends with OP after watching him "cook"

Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:44:13 2021 No.15424194
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>>15424168
There is no meat I'm afraid anon, there was barely any cold meat left at Tesco that looked nice and I don't have a way to safely cook anything else

Anyway into the microwave for the sauce now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:46:07 2021 No.15424207 File: 69 KB, 680x676, 1592471606286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15423922 >>15423933 >>15423944 >>15423955 >>15423988 >>15424055 >>15424066 >>15424144 >>15424155 >>15424177 Blessed dubs in a blessed thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:46:59 2021 No.15424212 File: 894 KB, 2776x1729, 20210118_234501~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looking good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:47:23 2021 No.15424214 >>15424212 I hope you see better times OP

Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:47:50 2021 No.15424218

>>15423876
>>15424170
>sauce for bolognese
that's just tomato sauce, bolognese is a sauce made with stir fried onion, occasionally mirepoix, ground meat, wine AND tomato sauce
so you're making a so called
p a s t a p o m o d o r o
your pasta will also taste extremely bland since you didn't salt the water
I can understand being poor and not having a furnished kitchen but you really didn't do your homework OP

Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:51:23 2021 No.15424235
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>Spend all day cooking a fine meal
>Take great care in the presentation, plate it and post it to /ck/
>2 replies
>Try to be as much of a fuckup as possible while making a bastard meal
>/ck/ goes wild

Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:51:24 2021 No.15424237
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>>15424218
I actually did salt the water forgot to take a pic of that step, also the jar says bolognese would the jar really lie to me?

Anyway it's now time to add the spaget back to the sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:52:15 2021 No.15424241 i want a shot of the inside of ur microwave, after cooking the marinara sauce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:53:28 2021 No.15424248 >>15424237 even the toast is undercooked

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:53:51 2021 No.15424251 File: 1.23 MB, 3186x1960, 20210118_234731~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give it a good mix

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:54:31 2021 No.15424254 >>15424235 Never saw your so called thread anon, you must thanks 4chan code

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:55:34 2021 No.15424260 File: 91 KB, 200x200, 1324182733369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424248 This whole thread is a mess

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:56:14 2021 No.15424262 File: 990 KB, 3519x1960, 20210118_235528~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Once again into our friend mr microwave

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:56:25 2021 No.15424263 >>15424254 >>>>15411639

Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:56:42 2021 No.15424265

>>15424235
my cook alongs have always generated some interest, maybe yours was just that bad?
>>15424237
the jar says "original sauce for bolognese", even I can see it from here
plus you'd know that's not bolognese from the fact that there's no meat if you took the time, at any point, to look up what bolognese is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:56:55 2021 No.15424266 >>15424262 Please leave Chef Mike alone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:58:12 2021 No.15424274 >>15424263 Should have made photos of the progress. What do you want people to say to a photo of a finished meal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 18:58:25 2021 No.15424277 File: 1.30 MB, 3267x1955, 20210118_235727~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's all coming together but I've been neglecting the garlic bread so let's get back to that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:00:07 2021 No.15424285 File: 2.96 MB, 4032x1960, 20210118_235913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The jug has been rinsed out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:00:14 2021 No.15424286 >>15423933 Based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:01:27 2021 No.15424290 >>15423894 >>15424107 >>15424117 Is this a Morphy Richards shill thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:02:29 2021 No.15424297 File: 2.83 MB, 4032x1960, 20210119_000118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now I don't actually have any garlic or garlic sauce so I figured let's change it up a bit and throw in an old british classic and make good use of my beans cupboard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:02:47 2021 No.15424298 File: 170 KB, 718x718, 1610354804137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424277

Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:03:53 2021 No.15424302
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I didn't say "I love you" to my dad until I was almost 30, and I really don't say this often. But bud, I love you, God loves you, and a lot of people I'm sure they love you. So you enjoy that meal, you stay cool, and again, enjoy the living fuck off of that meal. You've earned it just fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:05:26 2021 No.15424307 >>15424277 ew, you're supposed to cook the pasta in the sauce before plating

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:05:31 2021 No.15424309 File: 1.28 MB, 3227x1954, 20210119_000424~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I smacked the can too hard and the lid fell off oops

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:05:49 2021 No.15424311 File: 82 KB, 715x715, 8C7267BE-C83A-40B0-927F-F720FE556FC3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424297 Oh god no anon. Just melt some butter and throw garlic powder in it. Not beans toast with spaghet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:06:29 2021 No.15424316 >>15424309 yuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:06:42 2021 No.15424317 >>15424297 If you can afford a place this nice looking buy some real ingredients and cookware you fuckup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:06:57 2021 No.15424322 >>15424263 That's actually a good looking meal anon, congrats would eat without a doubt happily, maybe you should had made a cook along that's what get us retards going. Can you post the recipe here at least?

Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:07:42 2021 No.15424327
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>>15424297
Please for the love of god, just buy a countertop induction cooker or gas cooker or electric cooker or anything other than this life you're living right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:07:47 2021 No.15424328 File: 1.05 MB, 3287x1960, 20210119_000605~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424290 I wish I was being paid to shill but alas mr microwave is Russell Hobbs In go the beans for 2 1/2 minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:08:14 2021 No.15424331 >>15424277 Now we peaked full depression here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:09:37 2021 No.15424339 >>15424248 >even the toast is undercooked Holy shit this cracked me up for some reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:11:57 2021 No.15424351 DO AMERICANS R E A L L Y

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:12:41 2021 No.15424357 >>15424351 he had a kettle and some canned beans, might be british

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:12:49 2021 No.15424359 File: 1.21 MB, 3067x1960, 20210119_001112~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The beans are done so time to butter the toast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:13:33 2021 No.15424366 >>15424351 This is a bong thread, retard. Look at the customer support phone number on the inside of the Microsoft or his electrical outlets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:13:57 2021 No.15424369 >>15424359 That's not butter you degenerate, that's margarine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:14:39 2021 No.15424376 File: 1.14 MB, 2739x1960, 20210119_001355~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now for the finishing touch let's make some toasted spaghetti wraps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:15:12 2021 No.15424382 >>15424366 >>15424357 Potato potahto.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:15:42 2021 No.15424386 >>15424107 >I don't have a fridge u wot m8?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:15:46 2021 No.15424387 File: 216 KB, 742x1098, 1595786993525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424376 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:15:46 2021 No.15424388 File: 62 KB, 750x696, 1601256379023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424366 But actually interesting, I didn't notice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:15:48 2021 No.15424389 >>15424376 I did not expect this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:15:49 2021 No.15424390 ANONCHAMA?!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:16:43 2021 No.15424397 File: 991 KB, 2917x1835, 20210119_001548~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Simply scoop a blob of spaget into a fresh wrap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:17:28 2021 No.15424406 >>15424376 Oh that's a nice twist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:17:40 2021 No.15424409 >>15424390 Hachama is global

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:19:29 2021 No.15424420 File: 1.42 MB, 3316x1960, 20210119_001852~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wrap that shit up nice and tight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:20:47 2021 No.15424430 >>15424420 Is it going back in the microwave?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:20:56 2021 No.15424432 File: 2.41 MB, 4032x1960, 20210119_002033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And into the toaster they go

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:21:08 2021 No.15424436 >>15424430 do not imbue him with further power

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:22:08 2021 No.15424446 File: 313 KB, 300x300, 1594659576597.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424432 NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:22:37 2021 No.15424449 File: 982 KB, 2659x1759, 20210119_002135~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to sample some spaghetti while we wait

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:22:38 2021 No.15424450 File: 229 KB, 1024x1024, 5n5aduvzmk851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424432 STOP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:23:24 2021 No.15424454 >>15424450 That should say Dogtor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:23:57 2021 No.15424457 >>15424432 >it's not what you've got it's what you do with it haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:24:30 2021 No.15424463 >>15424420 I didn't notice it previously but did he just attempt to cut his breads with the butter knife?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:25:00 2021 No.15424466 File: 1.22 MB, 2735x1960, 20210119_002423~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spaget is very nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:26:24 2021 No.15424473 >>15424466 Dude cut your nails

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:26:51 2021 No.15424477 >>15424473 Or paint them ha ha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:27:50 2021 No.15424486 >>15424432 Carbs with carbs with carbs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:27:50 2021 No.15424487 File: 1.27 MB, 3078x1960, 20210119_002528~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wraps are looking good too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:29:50 2021 No.15424499 File: 938 KB, 2946x1960, 20210119_002926~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424430 Now these wraps always taste great after being microwaved a bit so just for you anon let's take mr microwave one last spin and do the next 2 in there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:30:44 2021 No.15424504 >>15424466 Nice nails ya fat cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:33:20 2021 No.15424518 File: 396 KB, 600x580, BAB18BB6-2A03-4E27-B4CC-2AD7528461FC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424499 How many times has that spaghetti been microwaved at this point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:34:00 2021 No.15424521 >>15424499 blessed digits of microwaving it again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:34:43 2021 No.15424525 >>15424466 >those nails L O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:34:53 2021 No.15424527 File: 845 KB, 3195x1960, 20210119_003240~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've actually ran out of spaget so let's have a wrap and crisps to finish things off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:35:54 2021 No.15424532 >>15424527 Will these be microwaved as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:36:44 2021 No.15424538 File: 1.04 MB, 2802x1767, 20210119_003540~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And with that we're done, thank you for joining me on my culinary adventure /ck/ Bon apple tit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:37:22 2021 No.15424541 >>15424538 lets get a shot of the cross-section of one of those wraps anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:37:43 2021 No.15424544 File: 25 KB, 349x349, 1512613469932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424518 5 times: >>15424064 >>15424139 >>15424194 >>15424262 >>15424499

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:37:43 2021 No.15424545 >>15424538 You have to eat all the wraps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:37:58 2021 No.15424547 bone apple tea

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:38:31 2021 No.15424550 File: 102 KB, 454x452, 904ED4BE-47EC-4C95-912E-80308758C148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424538

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:38:55 2021 No.15424554 >>15424538 God is dead and you killed him

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:39:17 2021 No.15424556 >>15424538 I unironically hope you get arrested on UK hate speech laws for making this meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:40:40 2021 No.15424563 File: 1.41 MB, 3336x1960, 20210119_003931~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424541 Ah yes almost forgot anon I was so excited this is the first time the spaget actually turned out edible

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:42:02 2021 No.15424568 >>15424538 The uneven cut of the toast bothers me the most

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:42:05 2021 No.15424569 File: 1.65 MB, 432x227, 1580239420454.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424538

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:42:06 2021 No.15424570 >>15424563 can you put the wrap between the bread to make a sandwich

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:42:17 2021 No.15424572 >>15424563 That looks sad, like dead children sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:42:20 2021 No.15424573 >>15424563 >edible OP that may be the topic of some serious debate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:44:01 2021 No.15424584 File: 252 KB, 1477x755, 753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424556 We have to call the bobbies on him, he has a deadly weapon here >>15424563

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:44:18 2021 No.15424586 Holy shit, this is the best. As someone with marinara running through their veins, I find this far more funny than painful to watch. Godspeed OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:45:42 2021 No.15424593 >>15424473 This guy is too lazy to boil water, you think he’d maintain himself? Imagine the fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:46:00 2021 No.15424596 >>15424584 Those wraps are more of a deadly weapon than that butter knife. Bin that sloppa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:46:29 2021 No.15424601 File: 22 KB, 326x326, aaaaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >spaghetti microwaved 5 fucking times >water in the sauce to "thin it out" >no fridge >tortilla wraps in the fucking toaster >this whole fucking thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:48:12 2021 No.15424606 Redpill me on your CARBMAXing Bong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:48:57 2021 No.15424608 >>15424538 >spaghetti >4 slices of bread >5 wraps >tin of beans How bloated do you like to get anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:50:01 2021 No.15424613 >>15424608 It’s called bloatmaxing mate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:50:03 2021 No.15424614 >>15424563 >excited >for this I'm feeling second hand depression, I'm sorry anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:50:53 2021 No.15424618 I'm honestly worried if this is bait or if /ck/ needs to give this poor man a rap talk about how do budget cooking that won't result in a waistline reaching below the equator.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:51:15 2021 No.15424619 >>15424593 I straight up don't have an oven or stove anon and my nails just grow stupidly fast no bulli

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:51:38 2021 No.15424622 >>15424466 Hands of a fat man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:52:51 2021 No.15424632 >>15424608 There's no way he's even awake to continue the thread with the carb crash from all that. Should have served it with two fingers of insulin in a whiskey tumbler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:54:24 2021 No.15424640 >>15424618 Is a shitposting thread obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:55:58 2021 No.15424652 >>15424538 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:56:07 2021 No.15424653 >>15424619 Post kitchen. I don't believe you have an airfryer but no stove or oven or fridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:56:14 2021 No.15424655 >>15424619 >I straight up don't have an oven or stove Then buy one, you blithering retard. I've no idea how you people even managed to conquer half the world back in the day, you were probably demoralizing them with your cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 19:58:53 2021 No.15424669 >>15423894 Aren't you going to fry the beef and onions first? That way you can buy a bit of time to prep the other vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:02:31 2021 No.15424686 File: 670 KB, 1013x1433, Shima.Rin.full.2291421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At least he did not break the spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:02:43 2021 No.15424687 >>15424563 Would have been better with some cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:03:40 2021 No.15424691 File: 1.38 MB, 4032x1893, 20210119_010025~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424653

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:05:13 2021 No.15424702 File: 1.04 MB, 3756x1960, 20210119_010156~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424653 Fridge is the steps out the back door

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:06:54 2021 No.15424715 >>15424691 3/10 for not involving that tile saw in the prep

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:07:19 2021 No.15424717 >>15424691 Grim

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:08:39 2021 No.15424720 File: 573 KB, 1366x768, 1602025041070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424563 i am going to fucking kill myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:08:41 2021 No.15424721 >>15424702 You did you unpack all your crockeries before finishing the kitchen fittings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:09:42 2021 No.15424725 >>15424021 >1 of your 5 a day Are Americans really required to eat 5 tins of beans a day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:10:00 2021 No.15424727 >>15424686 eating spaghetti that I broke before boiling ama

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:10:50 2021 No.15424732 >>15424725 This guy is confirmed bong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:14:34 2021 No.15424748 File: 76 KB, 1000x534, 2fb1420fea3ac8e52de4cc30bc93147c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You screwed with the Spag Yeti and lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:15:14 2021 No.15424752 >>15424702 Why are you in this situation? Who doesnt have a fridge apart from chinamen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:20:21 2021 No.15424772 >>15424563 this image is a more potent cry for help than a suicide attempt would be

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:22:14 2021 No.15424780 >>15424752 Looks like he just bought a house and is fitting his own kitchen. But I don't understand why he's unpacked everything rather than a just a few essentials

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:24:32 2021 No.15424796 File: 48 KB, 610x563, x610_j5ddhm7opk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424263 This thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:26:03 2021 No.15424808 File: 48 KB, 610x563, x610_j5ddhm7opk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:30:32 2021 No.15424845 Pomadoro more like pomaPOORo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:35:58 2021 No.15424880 File: 543 KB, 516x792, 1611002952998.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424021 You should find the man who set those tiles and hang him in the public square

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 20:54:47 2021 No.15424953 >>15424466 Checked double dubs. Also >white people cooking

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:04:12 2021 No.15424992 >>15424691 BEANZ BEANZ BEANZ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:05:47 2021 No.15425000 >>15424880 The tile saw is right there, he totally did them himself, about on par with his cooking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:05:57 2021 No.15425001 >>15424042 >microwave Please don't do this anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:06:20 2021 No.15425002 >>15424538 >>15424563 Normally people eat to stay alive so why the fuck you eating

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:07:08 2021 No.15425009 >>15424277 0/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:08:27 2021 No.15425018 >>15423876 Thanks for this culinary adventure. Please continue to bless us with more of your meals in the future

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:10:01 2021 No.15425022 >>15424248 >even the toast is undercooked It's fucking raw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:10:18 2021 No.15425024 >>15425001 It is too late sweet anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:12:42 2021 No.15425038 >>15424376 >wraps KEK

Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:13:59 2021 No.15425045

>>15424953
You fucking wish man, my dude from Georgia cooked for me ONCE, never again.
Grits (the actual grits, not the water) boiled in a kettle just like that one and to drink it was ginger, chili flakes and salt mixed in a jug of ice water.
Don't gotta be white to cook like a bachelor hobo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:19:00 2021 No.15425063 File: 7 KB, 250x217, 1580019387512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yo europeans really live like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 21:24:36 2021 No.15425086 There is literally nothing wrong with cooking boiled foods in the microwave. Taste and texture is identical to boiling on the stove.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 22:00:11 2021 No.15425287 Someone print out this thread and put it in the microwave

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 22:49:09 2021 No.15425590 how do i cook this without a microwave

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:02:57 2021 No.15425659 >>15425590 Light a fire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:06:53 2021 No.15425677 >>15425590 use a stove

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:08:06 2021 No.15425683 >>15425659 >>15425677 I don't understand, fire and stoves break my glass jugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:11:27 2021 No.15425701 File: 280 KB, 1405x910, 20210118_231436~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424021 WHY IS MILK ON YOUR SHELF

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:16:04 2021 No.15425725 File: 70 KB, 1024x903, cheftattoos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15425701

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:34:12 2021 No.15425807 >>15425701 Looks more like dry pancake mix to me ya idiort

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:42:19 2021 No.15425847 i hate this board

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:47:21 2021 No.15425876 >>15425807 Which leads me to the next question, why the fuck do bongoloids put pancake mix in milk cartons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:48:49 2021 No.15425885 >>15425876 >DURR WHY PUT LIQUID IN EASILY POURABLE CONTAINER DOES PARTICULAR REGION ACTUALLY I CAN'T EVEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:56:57 2021 No.15425929 >>15425885 This is why the whole world laughs at your cuisine, bong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 18 23:57:17 2021 No.15425932 >>15425885 >paying for more empty space in a container because youre too retarded to mix it in a measuring cup/bowl then ladle it out Its not like you premix that shit either you retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 00:00:42 2021 No.15425952 File: 2.40 MB, 250x188, literallymern.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424691 >the guy who made microwaved spaghetti crunchwraps has a nicer backsplash than I do

Anonymous Tue Jan 19 02:03:22 2021 No.15426402
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>>15425807
>>15425885
THAT'S NOT PANCAKE MIX YOU FUCKING DONUT
WHO BUYS WARBURTONS BREAD?
WHO BUYS BLACK FUCKING TEA?
WHO BUYS BLACK TEA?
A PENNY PINCHING BRIT

AND WHERE TO PENNY PINCHING BRITS SHOP?
THEY SHOP AT TESCO YOU BOMBASTIC FUCKIN CAN OPENER
AND WHAT DOES TESCO MILK LOOK LIKE?
IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING PIC RELATED

WHY DOES HIS "PANCAKE MIX" HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE OF "24 JAN"?

WHY WOULD HIS "PANCAKE MIX" SAY "FAIR TO FARMERS" ANYWHERE ON IT?

WHY DOES HE STORE MILK ON HIS SHELF FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 03:02:02 2021 No.15426571 >>15423876 >tomato sauce >spaghetti >bolognese KYS OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 03:03:51 2021 No.15426579 >>15424262 You better turn it into alphabettiespaghetti once it's done and spell nigger with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 03:19:29 2021 No.15426631 >>15426402 Warburtons is the best white bread loaf. And if you're penny pinching you're not doing it in fucking Tesco.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 08:18:10 2021 No.15427474 File: 289 KB, 1200x869, IBXM6QMAQFDJPMNOQ4VUAL67YA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424584 the image is edited obviously

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 08:24:02 2021 No.15427493 >>15424538 Thanks for allowing us to take part!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 08:28:10 2021 No.15427510 >>15423933 >I hurt myself today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 08:44:42 2021 No.15427588 >>15424072 oh no no no, I can't keep reading, but I can't stop either!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 09:00:14 2021 No.15427643 >>15427474 >all that mall ninja shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 09:33:34 2021 No.15427766 >>15424235 No one on this board can actually cook and they just want to shit on other people. OP on the other hand is fucking BASED and probably an engineer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 11:51:47 2021 No.15428425 >>15425063 unfortunately that is an american plug

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 11:54:03 2021 No.15428438 You made spaghetti on toast. Also learn how to toast. You could've broken the spaghetti up so it fit inside the jug, added cold water, then microwaved it for 12 minutes. That's what I do when I make spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 11:54:23 2021 No.15428440 >>15428425 What kind of American phone number is this customer support line on the Microwave? >>15424194

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 11:57:17 2021 No.15428453 File: 240 KB, 1847x1227, cupboard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424021 Based beans boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:19:04 2021 No.15428811 Haachama chama~~~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:28:16 2021 No.15428842 File: 539 KB, 691x743, Screenshot_2019-11-18-11-09-05(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424538 Fuck it, enjoy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:35:36 2021 No.15428869 >british "people"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:38:13 2021 No.15428875 Out of all of this the only thing that really triggered me is incessantly calling a measuring cup a jug

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:38:27 2021 No.15428876 File: 168 KB, 1240x1568, 20210115_140335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15423901 >>15423903 >>15423905 >>15423910 >>15424218 >nooooooo that's NOT how you make spaghetti bolognese you have to do it the PROPER way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:39:30 2021 No.15428877 >>15428425 No it isn't you dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:40:18 2021 No.15428882 >>15424328 All this time, I had no idea Jamie Hewlett named the Gorillaz drummer after a microwave. What a funny bunch the limeys are

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:42:12 2021 No.15428893 >>15424538 I thought Timothy was better since being released from the looney bin :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:43:01 2021 No.15428901 >>15424538 Thanks dude looks great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:47:22 2021 No.15428922 >>15428893 He may be crazy but even Timothy knows how to put a decent meal on a plate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:47:46 2021 No.15428923 >>15424563 GRIM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:55:20 2021 No.15428972 >>15424473 fuck off you dumb nigger that's fine length

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 13:56:47 2021 No.15428980 File: 471 KB, 500x555, apple-pie-tfw-when-your-taft-58069414~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15426402 Anon you're killing me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:10:13 2021 No.15429054 >>15423988 Fuck it I lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:12:00 2021 No.15429064 >>15428972 Cut your nails too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:13:12 2021 No.15429069 >>15429064 Or paint them :3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:19:37 2021 No.15429101 File: 2.53 MB, 368x349, 1501190914703.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] great thread lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:20:13 2021 No.15429108 >>15429069 what color ;3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:25:33 2021 No.15429137 >>15425807 No, it's definitely milk, and it's not even the shelf stable kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:46:21 2021 No.15429261 >>15424563 How does a people fall so spectacularly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:47:07 2021 No.15429267 great thread, thanks OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:51:08 2021 No.15429282 Oh god it's British Haachama cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 14:53:36 2021 No.15429297 File: 46 KB, 700x641, 1606784015909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread gave me cancer, AIDS, autism, a rash, and I'm transgender now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 15:34:52 2021 No.15429474 >>15429282 Kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 16:11:52 2021 No.15429662 >>15424311 >garlic powder Why, when fresh garlic is readily available all year round?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 16:25:21 2021 No.15429753 >>15425952 He did it himself with the tilecutter in that pic, maybe you can hire him so he can afford a fridge one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 16:36:24 2021 No.15429845 >>15427510 >to see if I still feel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 17:09:02 2021 No.15430056 Thank you for this OP I haven’t laughed like this in a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 17:39:21 2021 No.15430233 >>15423876 oh my god i hate you so much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 17:47:38 2021 No.15430288 Is this chaotic evil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 17:48:47 2021 No.15430299 >>15430288 This is Chaotic Neutral. At the end of the day, he ate it himself, he didn't force anyone else to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 17:54:21 2021 No.15430338 File: 112 KB, 1080x1080, 9c8510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424538 my mouth is dry just looking at this image

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 17:57:25 2021 No.15430360 >>15424018 THATS your issue with this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 17:57:26 2021 No.15430361 File: 10 KB, 263x263, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15430338 Just think of the juicy bolognese inside those wraps, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 18:02:23 2021 No.15430380 >>15424277 how could this happen? Who let this happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 18:02:28 2021 No.15430381 File: 8 KB, 179x282, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424432 Lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 18:04:12 2021 No.15430388 >>15424538 Fucking animal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 18:15:08 2021 No.15430450 File: 22 KB, 360x351, EYxHXajWkAEfcbC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424538 >there are people out there that genuinely live like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 18:30:53 2021 No.15430544 File: 728 KB, 480x200, my man.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15424538 Looks good ngl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 18:32:40 2021 No.15430553 >>15430450 Bongs aren't "people" in the traditional sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 18:44:44 2021 No.15430632 File: 789 KB, 2238x2502, souce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 19:00:50 2021 No.15430738 >>15430632 That's some weird looking bolognese

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 19:03:26 2021 No.15430751 >>15423901 This should have been /thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 19:08:21 2021 No.15430781 >>15425701 If it's not open it doesn't need to be refrigerated, at least with the carton box ones don't know how it works with plastic bottles

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 19:15:59 2021 No.15430815 >>15430781 Storage information KEEP REFRIGERATED. Once opened, consume within 3 days and by the date shown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 19:22:12 2021 No.15430852 >>15430815 As i said, I didn't know how it worked with plastic bottle milk weird how it changes with the tetrabrik ones that milk is going to give OP the shits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 20:09:24 2021 No.15431159 >>15426402 >WHY WOULD HIS "PANCAKE MIX" SAY "FAIR TO FARMERS" ANYWHERE ON IT? Because they give the farmers from the pancake patties a fair and honest price for their goods, dumbass.

Anonymous Tue Jan 19 20:25:31 2021 No.15431259
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>>15424277
This image fills me with a nostalgic memory of a despair I have never actually known. I have never made or been served a meal this depressing, but somehow I am familiar with it. I think it’s that enough effort has been put in to actually cook something, but not enough to conceptualise the dish properly at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 20:33:07 2021 No.15431313 >>15424538 Why do British people live on a diet of over processed carbs with other carbs so often? I’ve known so many people who lived like this it and it disgusts me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 20:38:29 2021 No.15431344 >>15431259 Vaporwave: the meal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 20:39:06 2021 No.15431349 >>15431313 They're all inbred retards dude. They don't know any better

>>	TheBoop Tue Jan 19 23:16:58 2021 No.15432374 ima giant fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 23:27:13 2021 No.15432430 >>15424702 haha best in thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 00:03:15 2021 No.15432613 >>15424107 Its common in Europe not to own appliances. Many Americans think its a meme but it is reality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 00:06:21 2021 No.15432624 >>15432613 We know. We call you yuropoors for a reason. Can't even afford air conditioning ffs what a joke lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 00:15:24 2021 No.15432660 >>15424725 I can't stop laughing at this

Anonymous Wed Jan 20 03:01:54 2021 No.15433249

>>15423876
Dolmio Bolognese is the number 1 Bolognese sold in the UK.
Unfortunately, as it has no meat in the pre-maid sauce, despite the packaging name this is not a True Bolognese.
Based on the ingredient list, this is more accurately a Marinara Sauce.

But the UK does call Fries "chips", Chips "crisps", Cookies "biscuts" and they allow an ungodly amount of insect parts, animal hairs and rodent droppings in their packaged foods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 03:47:38 2021 No.15433375 >>15424686 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 04:00:30 2021 No.15433409 >>15424297 anon why are you so based?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 04:51:40 2021 No.15433517 >>15431259 Homerun post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 05:08:54 2021 No.15433554 >>15424702 Oh my god it took me a minute to understand what you meant. Anon PLEASE, your family loves you, we love you, you don't have to live like this..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 05:12:18 2021 No.15433558 File: 519 KB, 1000x879, 1604531485786.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15433249 >they allow an ungodly amount of insect parts, animal hairs and rodent droppings in their packaged foods Adds more flavour m8

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 05:14:47 2021 No.15433560 >>15428876 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 05:19:53 2021 No.15433571 >>15433249 why a premium for dolmio when supermarket brand bolognese sauce tastes literally the same lol, onion and garlic sauce gang

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 06:52:30 2021 No.15433751 >>15423988 what the fuck am I reading

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 06:58:35 2021 No.15433767 >>15424181 Honestly this, hopefully someone caps this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 07:01:08 2021 No.15433776 >>15424389 what the fuck am I reading

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 07:02:30 2021 No.15433780 My sides are gone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 07:17:17 2021 No.15433821 >>15427766 Not true.. I can cook

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 07:19:22 2021 No.15433830 >>15424691 You could buy some burners to cook on

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 07:52:24 2021 No.15433923 File: 175 KB, 625x438, dog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Put me in the screencap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 07:57:32 2021 No.15433943 honestly, what better way is there to cook spaghetti without even a stoce, an oven or a pot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 08:02:24 2021 No.15433950 Who the fuck buys air fryer before hotplate ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 08:12:22 2021 No.15433981 File: 353 KB, 600x648, 06DECEF3-8D04-46DC-AE10-D4EE4EE01DB2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The face that summarizes every spaghetti thread on this God forsaken site

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 08:19:04 2021 No.15433996 >>15426402 >who buys black tea Is this a real question?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 08:46:53 2021 No.15434105 Every day we stray further from god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 09:15:47 2021 No.15434205 >>15424277 Maybe he's storing his pancake mix in an old milk jug?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 09:55:59 2021 No.15434329 >>15424327 >Spiderman plate That's actually pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 11:52:34 2021 No.15434739 >>15424263 Looks like a pretty boring thread. Maybe you should have done a cook along, or started some sort of discussion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 12:14:49 2021 No.15434825 >>15423876 do yurobongs really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 12:16:48 2021 No.15434837 >>15429662 Garlic powder dissolves more readily and doesn't require extended simmering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 12:36:58 2021 No.15434917 screencap when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:18:02 2021 No.15435117 >>15426402 >3.7% Are there American brands that go that high? I could have sword "whole milk" used to be 3.8-4.0%.

Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:23:31 2021 No.15435131

>>15435117
In Norway at least the standard whole milk is 3.5% while the organic ones are 4.1%. I guess this is why remember it to be around 4% because it's not that long ago all cows where close to organic as opposed to the factory feed they are fed now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:28:14 2021 No.15435153 >>15435131 The "whole milk" my grocery sells is 3.25-3.40% so once I saw that bong milk I got curious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:35:04 2021 No.15435196 >>15424235 dude, it's 4chan /ck/ is a food themed 4chan board you are a fool to expect serious discussion of any variety

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:36:31 2021 No.15435204 >>15424563 quintessentially british

Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:45:45 2021 No.15435249

>>15435196
He just posted a image of the food and nothing more, no recipe no cook along nothing, he expected people to suck him off just for one picture
There are good /ck/ post from time to time but are cook along or at least a recipe that make people discuss.
Not what that faggot did

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:50:27 2021 No.15435277 File: 21 KB, 260x195, 260px-26_C343_shinji-grin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15435249 Cry more bitch nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 14:30:16 2021 No.15435526 Finally a good thread again.

Anonymous Wed Jan 20 14:39:26 2021 No.15435573
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>>15427643
A kid got stabbed to death by this stupid fucking thing recently. Mall ninja shit is just as sharp as anything else which is all that really matters when you suddenly shank someone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 14:45:52 2021 No.15435599 >>15428875 it's not a cup, anon, it's a jug this one's on you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 14:48:59 2021 No.15435615 >>15431313 Rationing for twenty years + working classness

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 14:49:09 2021 No.15435617 File: 302 KB, 945x450, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15435599 anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 14:50:46 2021 No.15435625 File: 1.29 MB, 1285x1555, buffy-the-vampire-slayer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15435573

Anonymous Wed Jan 20 14:52:31 2021 No.15435637
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>>15433558
I read that Italian diplomat's full comment and he was actually complimenting the English, surprisingly.
>>15433950
Why do you guys keep mentioning air fryers? I don't see any air fryer.
>>15435617
oh no no no no no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 14:59:40 2021 No.15435684 >>15435637 >bongs call something by the wrong name why am I not surprised

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 15:58:34 2021 No.15435940 >>15433981 shitalians stay buttblasted

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 16:03:00 2021 No.15435964 >>15435637 Christ bongs are more fucked in the head than I thought. JUGS HAVE CAPS ON THEM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 16:53:27 2021 No.15436198 the difference between jug and cup is that jug is a serving vessel or container, circular in cross-section and typically higher than it is wide, with a relatively small mouth or spout, a handle and often a stopper or top while cup is cup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 17:39:32 2021 No.15436484 >>15435964 >JUGS HAVE CAPS ON THEM ...What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 17:41:22 2021 No.15436500 >>15436484 Learn english and fuck off back to the desert ahmed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 17:45:22 2021 No.15436521 >>15436500 I've never heard someone claim jugs had to have caps on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 20:53:55 2021 No.15437318 >>15424235 I replied.

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