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[Anonymous No.15420566]

Enthusiasts of British cuisine get in here.
For me, its the fine establishment Morley's, found only south of the river in L O N D O N.
6 spicy wings and a strawberry miranda pls bossman

[Anonymous No.15420580]

>the miranda is permanently out of stock

I'm kinda enjoying that there's one cafe near me that just mogs every single other eatery in the area on delivery services because they do a damn good £6 halfpound burger.

[Anonymous No.15420581]

>>15420566
grim shop
anybody who eats at a place like this must be grim

[Anonymous No.15420583]

>>15420566
Croydon is not London and you disrespect your ancestors by funding these terrorists.

[Anonymous No.15420591]

>>15420583
bruv its a chain

[Anonymous No.15420598]

>>15420566
*blocks your path*
ayo bossman where the strip burger at

[Anonymous No.15420610]

>>15420566
Having left SW London and my beloved Chicken Cottage several years ago I was over the moon when we got a Morleys recently in my neighbourhood in Kent. 3 pieces of chicken, fries and a drink for under a fiver is my order. Its been years since I've had the ribs though so I need to remember to get those on my next visit.

[Anonymous No.15420653]

>>15420610
Based, I want to leave the cesspit that is SE London for Kent one day

[Anonymous No.15420658]

>>15420566
haha I was always surprised with how many fake Morleys there were

[Anonymous No.15420664]

>>15420653

[Anonymous No.15420700]

>>15420610
Go back to London, wog

[Anonymous No.15420776]

https://youtu.be/Q6pbZLiLt30

I'll have a Junior Spesh please

[Anonymous No.15420826]

>>15420580
I was about to say how £6 is excessive for a greasy spoon burger, but I rechecked the exchange rate and GBP is nowhere near as strong as I remember

[Anonymous No.15420877]

>>15420658
https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/a-thread-of-fake-morleys.312787/

[Anonymous No.15420944]

Went to that missisipie chicken place on pengist munch last week. Since I live close by
Chicken burg was dry
Hot wing were not hot but they were good

[Anonymous No.15420945]

>>15420877
>Morley's must have poor trademark lawyers
>They pay them in feed apparently.

[Anonymous No.15420973]

>>15420566
I always got their M burger or whatever it was, the knock-off Big Mac which was cheaper and better than the real thing.

>>15420581
It's grim down Sawth London.

[Anonymous No.15420984]

>>15420877
lol wtf, why is this a thing
also there's a morley's near me in ilford, is that a fake one?

[Anonymous No.15420992]

For me its the pizza crunch supper witha bottle of irn-bru, ya bawbag

[Anonymous No.15420996]

>>15420992
is that fried pizza?

[Anonymous No.15420997]

>>15420598
>he's 37 years old

must have some kind of endocrine problem.

[Anonymous No.15421000]

>>15420992
>>15420996
read the filename as i was posting

[Anonymous No.15421016]

>>15420996
in batter

[Anonymous No.15421036]

>>15420992
Ok I've made fun of br*t*sh cuisine in the past but this has my amerifat mouth watering

[Anonymous No.15421366]

>>15420997
chicken shop diet didn't do him any favours during puberty

[Anonymous No.15421393]

>>15420583
>London is not England and you disrespect your ancestors by funding these terrorists.
Fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.15421395]

>>15420984
>pajeet opens up chicken shop
>makes £££ by taking cash only, selling low shelf chicken and underreporting on taxes
>his family sees him making bank and follow him to glorious Britannia
>rinse and repeat

On a side note, who remembers the literal HOME OFFICE partnering with Morleys to advertise knife crime prevention on their chicken boxes because they identified it as a place black youths frequented lmao

[Anonymous No.15421430]

Local grocery store has a small selection of Bongfoods.
Are any of these things which absolutely must be tried?

[Anonymous No.15421459]

>>15421430
>Are any of these things which absolutely must be tried?
Not really, Ribena maybe.

[Anonymous No.15421490]

>>15421430
Eh, pickled onions are maybe an aquired taste, but I love them. They're traditionally served with fish and chips / other fried foods, or sometimes sold at pubs (out of a gigantic murky jar which has never been cleaned).

Crunchies are fantastic.

I like fruit gums, but some people find them too chewy (although that actually used to be a marketting point. where they would advertise that one roll would last the entire day).

Branston pickle is great with cheese, in a sandwich

Irn Bru and spicy ginger beer are absolutely worth checking out.

Salad cream can fuck right off though. I have no idea why boomer like it. It's literally ersatz mayonnaise from ww2.

[Anonymous No.15421492]

>>15421430
Branston pickle, I guess
Golden syrup if you'll bake with it

[Anonymous No.15421502]

>>15421430
Branston pickle in a toasted cheese sandwich, or with meat
Marmite on toast
Mint Aero is kinda good

That's it

[Anonymous No.15421504]

>>15421490
>>15421430
Oh yeah, if they have these fuckers, try them.

The brand is actually owned by the Japanese now (mizkun I think), along with Branston pickle.

[Anonymous No.15422224]

>>15421430
>Haywards pickled onions
>Turkish Delight
>Branston Pickle
>Salad Cream
>HP Sauce

Maybe Terry's Chocolate Orange if you've never had that flavour combo before. But the bars are shit. Ask the store to order the proper Chocolate Orange that comes in segments in the shape of an actual orange.

[Anonymous No.15422228]

>tfw Swansea
No good takeaways (outside of one chip shop), no good off licenses for booze. At least we have some decent pubs

[Anonymous No.15422257]

>>15420566
Six wings, chips and a sprite reporting in.
Morley's are never tight on sauce which is what truly makes them S tier

[Anonymous No.15422278]

>>15421490
>Salad cream can fuck right off
English Salad Cream is literally where American Miracle Whip came from.
Boomers gonna boom. But I was raised by two of them, so I like it.

[Anonymous No.15422299]

>>15422257
probs costs them like a penny a bottle, its when bossman slips in an extra wing because the stock is going off that you know you're a regular

[Anonymous No.15422311]

>>15421430
Yorkshire tea, milk, digestive biscuit.
Branston pickle and mature cheddar sandwich.
Fruit pastels.
Mint aero maybe.
Sharwoods mango chutney on literally anything.