Dominos employee names

[Anonymous No.15415088]

Do you judge the employee names that come up on the pizza tracker?

Does this influence your overall opinion on your order?

[Anonymous No.15415093]

>>15415088
No, because I'm not a racist.

[Anonymous No.15415099]

You know these names are randomly chosen from a pool, right?

[Anonymous No.15415109]

>>15415099
They're not. Last time I ordered it said "Sean" was delivering my order and he showed up with a shirt that literally had his name stitched into the shirt.
> Dominos store manager
> SEAN

And when I get a "Muhammad" guess what ethnicity shows up at my door? It ain't sean the mid 20s white dude, it's an older middle eastern gentleman.

[Anonymous No.15415114]

>>15415093
sucks for you

[Anonymous No.15415134]

[Anonymous No.15415147]

garson! coffee!

[Anonymous No.15415149]

>>15415134
The expected delivery is 1:07.

Not bad total time.

[Anonymous No.15415155]

>>15415147

[Anonymous No.15415168]

>>15415134
>quality checking
>prep

Im guessing these marketing wizards never worked BOH

[Anonymous No.15415178]

>>15415149
>blair

[Anonymous No.15415181]

>>15415088
Gina Gerson

[Anonymous No.15415184]

>>15415149
Blair? Isn't that a girl's name?

[Anonymous No.15415190]

>>15415184
He was a large fat neckbeard with gauges. So not a girl.

[Anonymous No.15415194]

>>15415181
I hate it when pornstars steal their name from Hollywood actresses because I get the names mixed up.
Got some looks just a month ago when I accidentally said Maya Kendrick

[Anonymous No.15416087]

>>15415168
You're right, one of the largest pizza chains in the world has no idea how their own operation works.
The "quality check" is to placante normies but it just means it's under a hot lamp while waiting for a driver to return.

[Anonymous No.15416114]

>>15415194
Wait til you accidentally call a Hollywood actress Bailey Jay or Natalie Mars or whatever to your normie friends. I’m still burning with shame

[Anonymous No.15416162]

>Jon’Tavious began preparing your order at 3:50
>Bellaprecious began quality checking your order at 4:15
>De’Andre’Quantanazaka esq. left the store at 4:21
My pizza is gonna be fine, right guys?

[Anonymous No.15416167]

>>15415088
If the name seems ethnic I immediately cancel my order.
>>15415093
Cringe and bluepilled. You will get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.15416172]

>>15415093
you will be.

[Anonymous No.15416175]

>>15416162
Why wouldn't it be?

[Anonymous No.15416197]

>>15416175
Because it is being made by dirty, lazy, unintelligent subhumans.

[Anonymous No.15416205]

>>15416175
Because the guy who left with the delivery just after 4:20 is going to be picking toppings off and snacking on the way.

[Anonymous No.15416221]

>>15415088
Gina Gerson?

[Anonymous No.15416223]

>>15416162
>left the store at 4:21
rip, pizza never gon make it to its rightful owner

[Anonymous No.15416236]

>>15415093
Enjoy the knockout game

[Anonymous No.15416271]

I used to work at gayminos as a driver, it pissed me off when they put my name on the pizza tracker shit without asking. I don't want the faggot customers to know my name

[Anonymous No.15416302]

>>15416271
Isn't it on the ticket anyways?

[Anonymous No.15416330]

>>15416302
What ticket?

[Anonymous No.15416345]

>>15416330
The receipt

[Anonymous No.15416428]

>>15416345
No, why would the receipt have the driver's name?

You get dispatched either arbitrarily by the manager or by the software. Also, there's no receipt unless you prepaid with a credit card

[Anonymous No.15416959]

>>15416271
Now I know to always ask the driver his name, and call his restaurant to confirm while he’s standing there.

[Anonymous No.15416975]

>>15415088
i get jesus everytime making my pizza, he undercooks sometimes cause I like mine on the well done side

[Anonymous No.15417026]

>>15415088
Scott always makes mine every Friday he hasn’t done me wrong yet. I wish he’d caress me in his flour covered hands

[Anonymous No.15417043]

>Reiko began preparing your order..
>mfw eating the pizza will mean indirectly licking a Japanese girl’s fingers

[Anonymous No.15417055]

>>15417043
delet this

[Anonymous No.15417065]

>>15415088
no

[Anonymous No.15417117]

>>15417043
Reiko is a MtF weeaboo mental case.

t. my dad works at Donato's

[Anonymous No.15417138]

>>15417117
I miss Donatos

[Anonymous No.15417161]

>>15417065
that is a name i would judge

[Anonymous No.15417211]

>>15417117
No bully Reiko pls.

[Anonymous No.15417719]

>>15416162
other than the box smelling vaguely of weed, yeah probably. even a monkey is able to put together a franchise shit pizza if thats all they do everyday.
>>15415093
also because you're a little retarded

[Anonymous No.15417744]

>>15415093
Names are races now?

[Anonymous No.15417859]

>>15415088
One time the same name appeared for all steps including delivery. This made me think the order tracker was full of shit. Then when the pizza arrived the lady apologized for the wait (it had been like 25 minutes, I was likely first order of the day) and explained she was the manager and everyone called in or was late. I asked her for her name and it was the one that had displayed. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.15417894]

if the driver's name is female, i splash on a little cologne. if it's a guy, i set my 12 gauge next to the door

[Anonymous No.15418025]

>>15417894
What if the driver’s name is ambiguous, like Pat or Chaz or something?

[Anonymous No.15418046]

>>15418025
splash the cologne on my shotty

[Anonymous No.15418047]

>>15418025
i give myself a quick coffee enema for the immediate pick-me-up and so they can smell what they would assmue to be fresh coffee grounds

[Anonymous No.15418052]

>>15418047
don't answer for me you fucking weirdo

[mayodongs No.15418055]

>ordered a pizza
>look outside
>it's a snowstorm

what are the odds they're gonna spit in it

[Anonymous No.15418347]

>>15415093
>I'm not a racist

[Anonymous No.15418361]

>>15415088
I worked at Dominoes and my name was Rusty in the system. Manager didn't care. Short for Rusty Shackleford, of course.

[Anonymous No.15418387]

You retards know these names are computer generated, right?

[Anonymous No.15418388]

>>15418361
Mr. Big is pleased

[Anonymous No.15418702]

>>15417043
that better not be THE reiko

[Anonymous No.15418713]

>>15415134
pretty white name, well done

[Anonymous No.15418718]

>>15415088
I don't order from fucking Dominos

[Anonymous No.15418721]

>>15416205
keke

[Anonymous No.15418728]

>>15417065
>my son

[Anonymous No.15418730]

>>15418702
And what if it is?

[Anonymous No.15419060]

>>15418052
stop trying to impersonate me faggot

[Anonymous No.15419100]

>>15415109
>gentleman
Ahem.

[Anonymous No.15419575]

>>15415093
Whoa, so youre saying you dont want to fit in with the 10 polcels that constantly scour every board and blow each other's cocks furiously while yapping about how based and redpilled they are for hating niggers?! How come?

[Anonymous No.15419628]

>>15416197
99% of fast-food apes are dirty and lazy. They don't clean their hands and kitchen properly or fully clean the store. An extreme majority of these people are trash. You'd be a fool to hold any of them to some decent standard.

[Anonymous No.15419651]

>>15419575
>2-man circlejerk with a 13-hour delay

[Anonymous No.15419673]

>>15419575
Guess how I know you're one.

[Anonymous No.15419684]

>>15415093
basado. Racism is cringe

[Anonymous No.15419716]

>>15418055
Very high. Or we will remember your name and purposely take forever to bring your shit the next time you order.

Unless you tip 20% though of course like a civilized person and not a filthy degenerate, then you'll get it in a timely manner.

[Anonymous No.15419748]

>>15419716
>not tipping in cash
I don't care there's a pandemic faggot, you come get your money you delivery monkey.

[Anonymous No.15419756]

>>15419748
I swear, this site is infested with morons or bots or both.

No one said anything about cash vs. credit card. I said tip 20% or we WILL without a doubt fuck with your food.

[Anonymous No.15419776]

>>15415088
>sangdepp is on his way with your order

I like the advance warning that it's going to be delivered by a total fuck-up who probably has his wife in the car with him for some stupid reason. probably because those dumb muslims can't let women out of their sight or something

[Anonymous No.15419819]

>>15415088
No that's retarded.

[Anonymous No.15419852]

>>15415088
I don’t tip anyone that is a female or black name

[Anonymous No.15419924]

>>15419756
you'll be hearing from my lawyer and tyrone when we pull the cameras :)

[Anonymous No.15420019]

>>15415134
Glad to see he's doing ok.

[Anonymous No.15420034]

>>15415093
Every time a woman is responsible for cooking my pizza it looks like a half assed attempt, and shit.

[Anonymous No.15420131]

>>15415093
>I'm not a racist

[Anonymous No.15420248]

>>15415088
no because i don't fucking order dominos

[Anonymous No.15420475]

>>15420248
correct answer
every other american (i assume) deserves what they get

[Anonymous No.15420869]

>>15415088
Yes because there is a greasy tranny named judy at mine. So I always cancel the order after its done too teach them a lesson.