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[Anonymous No.15414568]

Why does my asshole feel like it's falling out after eating spicy food? I'm not talking about the burn, I can understand that. I mean my large intestine feels like it's trying to make it's escape through my anus even when I know I'm emptied out. Is this something to be concerned about or is it common?

[Anonymous No.15414589]

The irritation and inflammation gives the feeling of an incomplete bowel movement. Try not to give yourself hemmorhoids.

[Anonymous No.15414613]

>>15414589
I'll do my best.

[Anonymous No.15414947]

>>15414568
you have a pussy ass stomach sir

[Anonymous No.15415015]

>>15414589
this


plus I find spicy tolerance goes up for your mouth and stomach faster than for your asshole

additionally really greasy foods and alcohol seem to make the firey shits worse

[Anonymous No.15415021]

>>15414568
Do you hang out with /ck/‘s friend Nikocado?

[Anonymous No.15415030]

I've never gotten "spicy asshole" in my life despite constantly eating very hot food.

[Anonymous No.15415031]

>>15415021
What do you think he'll die of?

[Anonymous No.15415040]

>>15415031
Ruptured walls of his colon or he’ll do the right thing and off himself

[Anonymous No.15415052]

>you have a pussy ass stomach sir

[Anonymous No.15415060]

>>15414568
It's probably that you overate and gorged yourself on food that caused fast motility, and you have barely digested food coming out. Alcohol can exasperate it.
There is something called prolapsed rectum or some other muscle (or even blood flow problems related to heart disease). Talk to your doctor anyway, if this persists, and maybe you have nothing more than hemmoiroids and the fact that you activated these nerves with the capsaicin, you're just more aware of sensation there.
Anyway, immediately hop into the shower, and with soap and water, try completely cleaning this skin and tissue after a bowel movement. Don't wipe it with rough toilet paper while you have irritation. Wet wipes can make it worse too and they're bad for your plumbling.

[Anonymous No.15415067]

>>15414568
I searched webMD. They said it’s definitely something called double cancer-super AIDS. Sorry abt your luck OP

[Anonymous No.15415073]

>>15415060
Nice blog, faggot.

[Anonymous No.15415079]

>>15415060
cringe

[Anonymous No.15415096]

>>15415073
Know how I know you always struggled with your reading and school in general? Getting name-calling angry at an actual relevant post.

Stay stupid, my friend.

[Anonymous No.15415105]

>>15415031

Hamburger Aids

[Anonymous No.15415296]

Started happening to me as I got older. It’s the spice irritating your bowels and stimulating peristalsis. For me, fresh peppers are way worse than ground chilis for some reason. I don’t know if there’s any negative long term effects, but I’m pretty sure it’s just something you’ll have to put up with if you wanna eat spicy food.

[Anonymous No.15415332]

>>15415031
he can still lose the weight right?

[Anonymous No.15415577]

>>15415296
shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.15416897]

>>15415332
But not the aids.

[Anonymous No.15417530]

>>15415067
Can confirm. I had double cancer-super AIDS. I ate too much spciy-spicy and my intestines felt like they were on fire for a whole day. It sucked. I eventual died from my illness.

[Anonymous No.15417735]

>>15417530
RIP in pieces.

[Anonymous No.15417861]

>>15417530
how are u posting if ur dead?

[Anonymous No.15417907]

the trick is to rub a little petroleum jelly on your anus before your bowel movement so the capsaicin doesn't irritate your nerves

[Anonymous No.15417944]

>>15417907
i prefer a little orajel for the numbing sensation, but this is also good advice

[Anonymous No.15417971]

>>15417861
I recovered.

[Anonymous No.15418042]

>>15415015
The fat in greasy foods shields the chewed up pepper bits from your stomach acid, and alcohol increases the speed at which food passes through your intestines. Meaning that if you eat a bunch of hot salsa on chips while drinking tequila, you'll get a spicy rectum.