/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15402559]

What's the most unhealthy thing you've ever eaten? This monstrosity has more than 1000 calories.

[Anonymous No.15402569]

>>15402559
with curly fries and a hot ham and cheese

[Anonymous No.15402579]

ate an entire cookie skillet when i was drunk and 15, around 4500 calories, 400 g of sugar

[Anonymous No.15402584]

A whole medium pizza. And it was a veggie special too.

[Anonymous No.15402625]

>>15402559
Single item? Probably the huge ass breakfast platter I had at the coast. Egg, bacon, sausage, ham, chicken fried steak, hashbrowns, toast, and god knows what else drowning in country gravy. For fast food it was probably a triple bacon patty something from BK. For home cooking it was 4 packs of ramen, 6 soft boiled eggs, pound of bacon, 4 regular rockstars, liter of vodka, and a pint of vanilla ice cream.

[Anonymous No.15402632]

>>15402559

When I worked for UPS as a delivery driver I used to eat two of these. Still lost weight every day in winter.

[Anonymous No.15402642]

>>15402625
>4 regular rockstars
I... back to back?
Like I know rockstars are the weakest boomer juice at 140mg but that's still like 560 mg. I drink 460 across a whole day and that's way too much.

[Anonymous No.15402806]

I went to the cheesecake factory once

[Anonymous No.15402807]

>>15402559
I bought 2 liters of vanilla ice cream and let it melt. Then I mixed the molten ice cream with whisky and ate it like soup for breakfast along with a couple packs of ramen.

[Anonymous No.15403589]

>>15402642
I drank 7.5 monsters during the last LAN party me and muh buddies through pre-COVID. That half a can was me thinking, "I don't feel bad at all, but it's probably time for water."

[Anonymous No.15403602]

>>15402559
An entire five pound corned beef brisket one St Patty's day. Probably enough sodium for an entire year. When the stroke comes I'll know what did it.

[Anonymous No.15403656]

>>15402559
One time I ate 75% of a bloomin onion for breakfast

[Anonymous No.15403659]

I had a burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas just to say I did.
Absolutely shit burger.

[Anonymous No.15403671]

>>15402559
Had the double stack or whatever it was called from KFC. I felt like I was going to have a heart attack after and I was 16.

[Anonymous No.15403686]

As a philadelphia resident, I have a footlong cheesesteak roughly twice a year and always feel like total shit afterwards

[Anonymous No.15403729]

>>15402559
>This monstrosity has more than 1000 calories.
WOW THATS CRAAAAZY!

[Anonymous No.15403740]

>>15403686
well if you're a philadelphia resident you should feel like total shit 365 days a year and not just twice

[Anonymous No.15403795]

>>15403740
fuckin kak

[Anonymous No.15403815]

>>15402559
That's baby shit

[Anonymous No.15403864]

>>15402625
That ramen egg and bacon monstrosity sounds like a strong late night binge

[Anonymous No.15403866]

>>15402559
Holy shit
Since when was 1000 calories considered a lot?
Here in america it's widely known that the average adult need's at least 4 times that a day.
Every meal I eat probably has twice as many calories.
You europeans are in denial about being so poor that you eat like north koreans and you cope with that by irrationally getting mad at us properly nourished american's.

[Anonymous No.15404067]

>>15402559
Probably my chicken alfredo. I use an entire stick of butter between the alfredo sauce and the garlic bread to go with it, but damn, you eat that once and you don't want to eat again for at least 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.15404100]

>>15402559
Probably one of those burgers in disneyland, they were huge

[Anonymous No.15404106]

>>15403589
You're lucky your heart didn't explode anon

[Anonymous No.15404107]

>>15403815
>A CHILD'S BURGER

[Anonymous No.15404124]

>>15403866
>the average adult need's at least 4 times that a day
>4000 calories
Never once in my life have I heard this, it's almost always 2000 calories

[Anonymous No.15404132]

>>15402579
cookie in a pan? Give me the recipe

[Anonymous No.15404137]

>>15404124
To be fair the amount is closer to 2500 for males and 2200 for females above the age of 21

[Anonymous No.15404139]

>>15402559
The sandwich I made today had 1600 calories

[Anonymous No.15404147]

>>15404124
imagine being this >>15404124 guy

[Anonymous No.15404164]

>>15404137
That is fair, but surely not 4000 for the average person

[Anonymous No.15404165]

>>15404147
Almost impossible to do

[Anonymous No.15404207]

>>15404107
When it doesn't even look like a burger it should be disqualified.

[G8rH8r No.15404240]

>>15402559
made it about half way through one of these bad boys with ranch

[Anonymous No.15404472]

>>15404124
He said Americans not communist pussies

[Anonymous No.15404491]

>>15404124
A guy that’s trying to get ripped eats that much

[Anonymous No.15404494]

3.5 burgers, 9 tendies, a pile of chips, and a pint of beer

1/2

[Anonymous No.15404497]

>>15404494
2/2

[Anonymous No.15404510]

>>15404494
looks good, where from?

[Anonymous No.15404514]

>>15404510
The tendies? They're from KFC.

[Anonymous No.15404528]

>>15404494
Is this college dorm food or something? The burger wrappers look like the way they wrapped them in my high school cafeteria

Actually of course it's a dorm, you have a macbook sitting on a bed, probably a little freshman

[Anonymous No.15404549]

damn thought i was in /plg/ for a minute there
on topic i drank 2L of rumchata in a night.

[Anonymous No.15404563]

>>15404494
You eat that shit on the bed? Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15404578]

>>15404563
I'd just moved into a new house

[Anonymous No.15404615]

>>15402559

[Anonymous No.15404655]

Ordered 2 large Big Mac meals with Buffalo sauce and a double fish filet with cheese through doordash. Ate it all in under 10 minutes and thought I was having a heart attack. I converted to Christianity that night and made a promise to god I would take better care of myself if I survived.

[Anonymous No.15404706]

>>15404494
humans can eat this much in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.15404856]

>>15404706
It gave me an awful stomachache and I puked most of it up about an hour later, so apparently not

[Anonymous No.15405103]

I've got a tie between these two:

>five guys double bacon cheeseburger
>90% of a little fry
>on the way home from picking this up I snagged me a medium Reese's sonic blast for dessert
>downed with 2 glasses of sweet iced tea.

Or

> 3/4 of a large stuffed crust supreme from Pizza Hut
>1/2 an order of cheese sticks + marinara
>maybe 1/2 of their cinnamon sticks + icing

I pretty much passed out after both of these. That 18 year old metabolism sure was nice.

[Anonymous No.15405274]

Six pack and a pound from Taco Johns.

I only get food from there a couple times a year but it's hard not to just get the six pack since their pricing on combo meals is outrageous. A medium combo of anything is like $11 bucks and for $3 bucks more, may as well go full 'Merilard.

[Anonymous No.15405311]

>>15402559
> This monstrosity has more than 1000 calories
Those are rookie numbers, and I’m not even american

I had several lardass moments in my life but the newest one was sth like this:
>Five guys bacon cheeseburger with of all half the toppings possible
>FG bacon cheese dog same as above
>Large cajun fries
>2 sugarfree white monsters
>Half a pepperoni pizza hut deep dish pizza in size medium
>Half a liter of vodka

I think that’s all if I remeber correctly
I love being young and having fast metabolism
T. 20 yo 84 kg

[Anonymous No.15405590]

>>15404132
Looks to me like you put a bunch of cookie dough in a pan and bake it

[Anonymous No.15405611]

Making one of those big family size frozen On-Cor lasagnas and eating the entire thing straight out of the tray in one sitting

[Anonymous No.15405631]

>>15402559
>be me
>circa 2018
>move out on my own for the first time
>on a tight budget, need to make the most out of what I can get
>start making my own pasta sauces and freezing the leftovers because cheaper to make in large quantities
>get a real craving for Bolognese one night
>able to scrape together enough for about a gallon of thick ass sauce
>turns out well, make pasta and invite a bro over to have some
>friend brings some weed over
>end up smoking an entire kief bowl
>get the munchies like a motherfucker
>end up eating around 2/3rds of the pasta by myself and all of the sauce plus a loaf of bread
>in total it was around 4,000 calories in one sitting of pasta, meat sauce, and garlic bread

I could not move after eating it all and I remember sleeping for like 12 hours after

[Anonymous No.15405720]

>>15403602
Worth it, corned beef is so good.

[Anonymous No.15405738]

Had a deep fried snickers at the fair once and almost through up a few minutes after. It didn't even taste good idk why I finished it

[Anonymous No.15405834]

>>15402559
1000 calories isn't all that much for a restaurant meal. You certainly shouldn't be wolfing down burgers all the time and should watch your calorie intake, but 1000 calories isn't that bad. Almost half of Olive Garden's dinner entrees have more than 1,000 calories. I'm not an Olive Garden fan, but they have their nutrition facts online, and they don't use wildly different ingredients than any other Italian restaurant. https://media.olivegarden.com/en_us/pdf/olive_garden_nutrition.pdf

[Anonymous No.15405906]

[Anonymous No.15405992]

>>15402559
after a long day of offshore fishing...didn't eat anything all day long. smoked weed and drank beer. on the way home, stop at jack in the box:
>bacon ultimate cheeseburger
>chili cheese fries
>fried jalapeños
>dos tacos autenticos
>large root beer

[Anonymous No.15405999]

>>15402579
>400 g of sugar
tell us about. your die-uh-beetus

[Anonymous No.15406006]

>>15402559
Some deep fries oreos from a fair. It was like 900 cals in total, and it tasted pretty good, although I wanted to vomit after I finished them

[Anonymous No.15406009]

>>15405999
nah, tell me why you're so obsessed?

[Anonymous No.15406017]

Užička komplet lepinja

>>15402559

[Anonymous No.15406018]

>>15406009
because my mommy beat me with a wire hanger when i was a child

[Anonymous No.15406035]

>>15406018
Too bad mommy didn't stick that wire hanger into her vagina when she was pregnant with you.

[Anonymous No.15406065]

>>15406035
your mean. i don't like you very much.

[Anonymous No.15406073]

>>15406065
>your
I don't like you either because you're dumb

[Anonymous No.15406090]

>>15406073
>because you're dumb
that's because my mommy stabbed me in the brain with a wire hanger when i was in her vagina

[Anonymous No.15406110]

>>15402559
https://voca.ro/1FTf4sRD896S

[Anonymous No.15406169]

>>15402569
back when I worked at hardees I once made a triple monster and basket of fries and a coworker had to pay for it since I ate it all in under 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.15407924]

>>15406090
???

[Anonymous No.15407938]

I worked at a top ranked burger place in the country. The owner didn't care what we made for ourselves to eat so I made a quadruple cheeseburger with about a half lb of onions and habanero and jalapeno peppers on it. our patties were a half lb each so it was around 2.5 lbs of meat, cheese and hot peppers. the shit I took that night at the bars with one of my coworkers was fantastically terrible.

[Anonymous No.15407950]

[Anonymous No.15407983]

>>15407950
>Puts a fuckton of cheese inside the patties
>Cuts them open so it all leaks out

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.15408068]

>>15407950
It's like watching an abcess popping video.

[Anonymous No.15408088]

>>15407950
this is about as disgusting as ISIS beheading videos

[Anonymous No.15408146]

I've eaten whole family meals from popeyes and kfc. Last week I had a baconator, bacon baked potato, poutine, and ten nuggets from wendys.

[Anonymous No.15408153]

>>15407950
I'd eat that

[Anonymous No.15408417]

>>15407950
So wasteful and gross, that cheese could have been used for so much more.

[Anonymous No.15408884]

>>15402559
The most I've eaten at once would be the 1 kg burger challenge at a local-ish diner, I say "local-ish" because for me driving for 35 minutes is 3 towns over, but for Americans it's probably just the other side of town.
However eating an entire cake on my own is probably more unhealthy than a big burger with fries.

[Anonymous No.15409031]

Probably my Spivey daddy salad
>one giant tub of spring mix
>half a Ken’s creamy Caesar dressing bottle
>half a light creamy Caesar dressing bottle
>half a bottle of bacon bits
>two entire bags of croutons
>1 lbs of grilled chicken marinaded in ghost pepper and hotter than hot Texas Pete sauce
>half a cucumber
>a tub of French fried onions
Mix it all up in a giant bowl and eat it. Next day I straight up shit leaves and burning hot sauce but it tastes so good. Weekly tradition for me.
>pic related, about 1/3 of it left

[Anonymous No.15409051]

>>15408146
KFC’s “family size” option is bullshit. One hungry person could put it down, two people with ease, and 3 can have a nice meal if they’re kinda spindly beta’s who don’t eat much.

[Anonymous No.15409061]

>>15409031
Goddamn WAY too much ranch and shit in that. It’s like 40/60 cream/salad. Fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.15409070]

>>15402559
I know it's not food, but how many calories is there in a fifth of cheap whisky?

[Anonymous No.15409081]

>>15402559
"How many calories are in a Cracker Barrel apple dumpling?

When Men's Health contributor Sarah Jacobsson Purewal sat down for a family meal at Cracker Barrel, she was shocked when she used the My Fitness Pal app to check the nutrition stats for CB's Baked Apple Dumplin. According to My Fitness Pal, this dish packs 3,229 calories."

[Anonymous No.15409917]

>>15407938
the owner WOULD have cared if he knew you were making yourself a fucking 40 dollar burger

[Anonymous No.15409930]

>>15402559
entire little caesar's pizza when i was a teenager

[Anonymous No.15410594]

This feels kinda small time compared to the shit I've seen here.
I tried one of these things and lost the desire to eat for like 2 days. Like it almost made me hate food after eating an entire one.

[Anonymous No.15410652]

>>15410594
I never had it, but why do so many people make a big deal out of it? It's literally 2 tenders with cheese, sauce, and bacon. Plenty of other fast food items are just as bad, if not worse for you.

[Anonymous No.15410689]

>>15410594
If this was put inside a bun it would be a completely unremarkable and normal, if dense, fast food chicken sandwich that nobody thought twice about

[Anonymous No.15410693]

>>15410652
I think it was just for how much of a grease bomb it is. They were more like patties then tenders, so it was a pretty decent size. Coupled with the lack of vegetables or bread to cut it it was just kind of overwhelming.

[Anonymous No.15410711]

>>15410693
It was only a bit above 600 calories if I remember right. Really not that much food.

[Anonymous No.15410729]

>>15410652
it's disgusting. it makes you appreciate bread and buns all the more.

[Anonymous No.15410763]

haven't had it yet, but my friends don't think that i can finish pic related in my claimed 15 minutes, so we're having a challenge between our group on who can eat it the fastest
am i overestimating how fast i can eat or are they just non-believers? i'm convinced i could be a speedeater if i put my mind to it, i know for a fact that i eat faster than anyone i've ever met

[Anonymous No.15411407]

>>15407950
DISGUSTING

no one could eat all of that in one go

thats atleast 10llb of beef

i couldnt even eat 1 lb of beef

[Anonymous No.15412361]

Jiro Ramen made me feel sick for a whole day after I ate it.

[Anonymous No.15412629]

Fuckhuge crab cake near where I live in baltimore. Almost the size of a football, and prolly at least 500cal worth of tartar sauce/butter

[Anonymous No.15412687]

>>15412629
What restaurant? Was it good?

[Anonymous No.15412785]

Like four of these in one sitting and a fuck ton of mash potatoes.

[Anonymous No.15412828]

>>15403671
Every NPC said that when the double down came out

[Anonymous No.15412834]

>>15404240
Based G8yb8r

[Anonymous No.15412835]

>>15412629
Was some food truck/food festival in in 2017, dont remember the name. Crab cake was amazing, I was pretty drunk tho. I think they were going for the wow factor because of the size. Also had a krispy creme bacon cheeseburger there that was sick.

[Anonymous No.15412837]

>>15404494
NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT EAT ON THE HECKIN BEDDERINO

WHAT ABOUT THE CRUMBERINOS??

[Anonymous No.15412838]

>>15412687
>>15412835
Phone posting sorry anon

[Anonymous No.15412860]

>>15403656
>breakfast
Legendary

[Anonymous No.15412905]

>>15412838
Fuck I love food trucks. There's one I go to that has the best falafel sandwiches out there, they are huge and cooked perfectly.
America would be a better place if it had more easily accessible falafels

[Anonymous No.15412933]

>>15402559
I worked at Quiznos a long time ago

I used to hollow out a footlong loaf and stuff it with all the meats and cheeses untill it couldn 't be closed, then send it through the oven and eat it in under 5 min


fuck ya

[Anonymous No.15413052]

a triple baconator and 2 small chicken sandwiches from wendy's + a coke. so like 2200 calories, I was just trying to impress my friends

[Anonymous No.15413059]

>>15402559
Quad baconator. I don't even think they'll make them for you this way anymore.

[Anonymous No.15413065]

>>15410594
I remember thinking this was unhealthy as hell, but really it is just one whole chicken breast cut in half with some random extras. You can easily eat far worse.

[Anonymous No.15413074]

>>15410594
My god I loved these and I want them to come back

I used to get a doubledown and small fry and gravy

Dip the double down in the gravy and make sure you eat all of it..... cold KFC gravy is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.15413119]

>>15409917
Most of the staff would go through a couple burgers and fries/onion rings a day. I'd usually just eat whatever was a messed up order. He was working with me that day and encouraged the idea, took a picture of it for instagram and based a food challenge on eating it and 2 lbs of chili cheese fries. Also didn't mind that we were cracking beers open during the end of the shift. Pretty based job.

[Anonymous No.15413127]

>>15412629
I'd imagine the butter/tartar was far more than that. there are small cups of some sauces that are like 200-300 calories, if you're getting an amount for a football sized crab cake then the sauce alone was probably 1000

[Anonymous No.15413130]

The worst was probably when I was kitchen staff/dishwasher at this restaurant and I was stressed the fuck out all the time so I’d demolish the unsold food at the end of the day. It got pretty absurd sometimes. Like there’d be a whole tray of pork chops that didn’t sell and I’d eat four/five of them instantly. Usually plenty of leftover desserts too so I’d eat like 2-3 strawberry shortcakes.
Happy to say since COVID hit I dieted hard though and my BMI just slipped under the obesity threshold

[Anonymous No.15413146]

Used to work at an Indian restaurant. This was my lunch every day
>like 500 calories of rice
>double portion of dal makhani
>throw a handful of paneer in there
>lamb kebab on the side
>four pakoras

[Anonymous No.15413161]

>>15406110
>https://voca.ro/1FTf4sRD896S
this is ASMR

[Anonymous No.15413171]

>>15402559
Once had a triple whopper about 14 years ago and still regret it

[Anonymous No.15413180]

>>15402559
I'm not proud but I could beat most of these on a daily basis but its so common I can't think of any specific

[Anonymous No.15413182]

>>15402559
For me
>be 19
>working in costa mesa
>decide to go to pic related for lunch
>want country fried steak
>server tells me for $5 more you get a double serving
>didn't know how big they were so said sure
>also order caesar salad and mashed potatoes
>food comes out and the steaks are gigantic
>eat the whole fucking thing
>find out each steak was 2000 kcal plus over 1000 kcal so total of 5000 kcal meal
>literally feel like shit and that my stomach was on verge of exploding
>drive home and stuffed feeling doesn't go away
>still there for hours and feeling like vomiting
ended up throwing up and then taking 3 enormous shits. never doing that again/10. The steaks were delicious though desu

[Anonymous No.15413231]

>1,000 calories
I remember around 10 years ago, Burger King briefly had a burger with mashed potatoes on it. It was something like 1,800-2,300 calories. Does anyone remember this?

[Anonymous No.15413275]

>>15408153
Fat fuck

[Anonymous No.15413400]

>>15413146
Holy shit id get so fat if I worked there with you, that stuff is irresistible

[Anonymous No.15413436]

>>15413182
That's how I got appendecitis. Warning to all you zoomers: don't eat gigantic meals out of the blue if your stomach isn't used to it or your bodies internals may literally rupture or your appendix might decide to explode.

[Anonymous No.15413490]

>>15403589
why would you do that? Don't you have self control?

[Anonymous No.15413503]

>>15404706
That really isn’t that much

[Anonymous No.15413518]

>>15402642
I drank two reigns back to back and felt nothing I think I'm retarded, nevertheless I don't buy them any longer because I can't feel them and they don't taste good. I only drink coffee because I think it tastes nice with club crackers

[Anonymous No.15413531]

>>15404549
That made me feel a little nauseous, fucking horrifying.

[Anonymous No.15413534]

>>15402559
When I was a kid I ate this half-pound stuffed burger, cheese curds, onion rings, and a rootbeer float. Went to the zoo after and small birds in one of the aviaries ate residual grease off of my face which was pretty cool, though.

[Anonymous No.15413537]

meth

[Anonymous No.15413565]

Couldn't tell you between eating entire large pizzas (if you like Papa John's, drink about 2L of water if you eat the entire pie, each slice basically has a minimum of 1g of sodium) or various large fast food meals. When McDonald's had their 'artisan' menu, I would regularly order the bacon smokehouse (or whatever it was called) using a BOGO for $1 app deal; each sandwich was about 900kcal. I went to popeyes one day after work and ate 4 chicken sandwiches with barbeque sauce. Then there's just the general over-eating in pretty much every circumstance.

Yeah I'm fat, actively losing weight with OMAD right now and it's been going well. I have many regrets.

[Anonymous No.15413590]

>>15404549
what a cute man

[Anonymous No.15414012]

>>15410652
I had one about ten years ago. The only thing that made it memorable was how bad it was. I couldn't taste the bacon over all the chicken.
I ate the bacon and threw the rest out.

[Anonymous No.15414118]

>>15413590
Anzu ISN'T MALE

[Anonymous No.15414131]

>>15414118
Cope. I would absolutely destroy his little hole, if given the chance. Do you think he would accept escort work?

[Anonymous No.15414161]

>>15404497
burt kreischer is disgusting

[Anonymous No.15414169]

>>15402559
Ur mum's pusse lmao

[Anonymous No.15414180]

>>15402559
i ate some chocolate today 1500 calories

[Anonymous No.15414188]

An entire crave case from white castle. Half cheese half jalapeno none of that normal slider pussy shit

[Anonymous No.15414211]

>>15402559
Here's one I ate around July 2019

[Anonymous No.15414334]

>>15404137
It's 2500 for males if you do sports for one hour 3-4 times a week. If you don't do any exercise it's 2000 for males.

[Anonymous No.15414335]

>>15402559
european
>>15402569
american

[Anonymous No.15414348]

>>15407983
not like you could eat this thing anyway

[Anonymous No.15414362]

I ate a freshly bleached asshole once

[Anonymous No.15414365]

>>15402559
>>15414211
I remember going on a bender a couple years ago and ordering one of these things with onions rings and an iced tea (that I mixed 50/50 with some rum). I ate about half the burger before I was too fucking drunk to shove the rest of the meaty mess down my throat, so I wrapped it up and tossed it in the trash. Woke up the next day, still drunk and now hungry, so I pulled the burger out of the trash and finished it off.
Not my proudest moment.

[Anonymous No.15414366]

>>15402559
https://youtu.be/rrlQhklDjIs
I don't think it's real, but the Paunch Burger.

[Anonymous No.15414373]

As a child I would mix sugar with honey and eat it with a toothpick. I would also microwave cheese on bread and just eat it.
Worst ever? Something in my family we call Nick's Ghetto Surprise. You make it with a layer of cornbread on the bottom, hamburger meat, white gravy, and cheddar cheese. I think jimmy dean sausage and onions might go in it, as well? I remember my little brothers would torment my mom by asking her to make it as a joke because she'd get fucking pissed at the mention of our Uncle's name because he cut us off for calling the cops on him for beating his wife and she feels guilty. She'd still make it tho, artery clogger

[Anonymous No.15414572]

>>15414365
any more stories about your benders?

[Anonymous No.15414630]

>>15402807
God-tier taste if true

[Anonymous No.15414714]

>>15406110
Based hamplanet

[Anonymous No.15414735]

>>15402559
I’ve eaten TWO of the krispy kreme fried chicken sandwiches in a row, i also once drank 700 mg of caffeine in one sitting. I should be dead, but here I still am, for some reason.

[Anonymous No.15414756]

>>15414735
Also, I average at around 300 mg of caffeine a day, and I am not overweight.

[Anonymous No.15414889]

>>15414365
iced tea and rum is truly the patrician's choice of drink

[Anonymous No.15414938]

>>15402559
>What's the most unhealthy thing you've ever eaten? This monstrosity has more than 1000 calories.
Any large sandwich with a mayo dressing and bacon will top 1000. Are you utterly new to nutrition?

[Anonymous No.15416370]

>>15414334
It's minimum 3000 for males, 2500 for females. You don't want a population nourished enough to survive a harsh famine and endure a cold winter?

[Anonymous No.15416408]

>>15402559
made this the other day. had to eat it over the sink and i felt like shit for a few hours after.

[Anonymous No.15416446]

>>15414756
as I understand it, the cutoff for an unhealthy amount of caffeine intake is around 400mg/day. I mean you're at the higher end, and could stand to cut down, but technically not exceeding the rule-of-thumb limit.

[Anonymous No.15416927]

For me, its 4 bacon cheeseburgers and 4 chicken jrs.


Throw away all bottom buns.

[Anonymous No.15416950]

>>15402807
>I bought 2 liters of vanilla ice cream and let it melt. Then I mixed the molten ice cream with whisky and ate it like soup for breakfast

Based

>along with a couple packs of ramen

This is where you lost me

[Anonymous No.15417320]

>>15407950
looks like a cyst being cut open or something

[Anonymous No.15417380]

>>15413503
Hi Jim.

[Anonymous No.15417419]

>>15417320
First hand experience fat ass??

[Anonymous No.15417451]

>>15402559
The most unhealthy thing you’ve ever eaten was a 1000 calorie sandwich? You’re lying. You ever had a milkshake before? Look it up you stupid fucking homo.

[Anonymous No.15417471]

>>15403671
It’s just chicken and cheese. How weak are you people that one food item will kill you in the prime of your life? I was a tri athlete in high school and ate maybe 3 triple baconators a week. 4 or 5 pounds of chicken and Rice a week. I think you guys need to get some exercise.

[Anonymous No.15417488]

>>15404655
Did you repost this from your Facebook? This sounds like a fake story women use to embellish that they have interesting lives.

[Anonymous No.15417521]

>>15414572
not him, but one time I was on a bender. Was walking home at 4am, saw a parked cop car with the passenger window open, then I thought it would be funny if leaned in and said "whats up guys?" nothing really happened to me, as far as I can recall

[Anonymous No.15417557]

>>15414365
Wow ONE burger (in 2 sittings) a side of onion rings, and an iced tea. Holy fuck you must have exploded!
How much do you usually eat? 5 chicken nuggets a day?

[Anonymous No.15418601]

4 cheeseburgers mustard fried with no pickles lettuce or tomato, add grilled and whole grilled onions, extra salt, extra toast, two orders of light-well animal fries with extra spread and extra cheese, and a neopolitan shake with a dr pepper

[Anonymous No.15418661]

>>15404497
>listening to burt "lie for every occasion" kreischer. how much of an NPC do you have to be to enjoy listening to that cocksucking retard lie about everything just to make himself sound like less of a disinteresting loser?

[Anonymous No.15418774]

>>15410763
I don't see the issue, thats a normal meal for a sitting.

[Anonymous No.15418788]

>>15413182
You know, if you don't want to eat it all you can take it to go right?

[Anonymous No.15419351]

i once ate 20 jack in the box tacos in one day

[Anonymous No.15419372]

>>15402559
Lou malnatis sausage pizza, that gray layer in the pizza you see is a block of sausage. They don't cut it up and sprinkle it on the pizza, the whole things has a blanket of sausage on it topped with cheese. One slice is 720kcal and I used to eat entire pies in a day. I reminisce.

[Anonymous No.15419421]

2 of these fuckers, 2 milano cookies packs, a box of Reese's cereal bars a couple Hershey's and I think some other shit I can't remember. Was over 660g of sugar and I want to say like 6000 calories.

[Anonymous No.15419423]

>>15419372
This is absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.15419427]

>>15419423
hey that's what my geology teacher said too

[Anonymous No.15419430]

>>15413518
caffiene affects everyone differently and people with different neurological conditions like ADHD don't actually feel any effect from caffiene

On me it's pretty muted

[Anonymous No.15419431]

>>15419421
Reading this makes me want to puke

[Anonymous No.15419437]

>>15419430
Same, I don't feel effects of coffee until at least my 3rd cup, more than that on a bad day I guess.

>>15419421
I used to eat whole boxes at a time. Used to get a big glass of milk and dunk them down with a spoon, I knew they were nice and sloppy when they didn't float up anymore. Then I'd fish them out with the spoon and eat. I miss not knowing what diabetes was lol

[Anonymous No.15419448]

That time I ate a KFC Double Down for lunch and then had fish and chips (deep fried and salted to hell) for dinner.
Depression food hurts, bros, don't do it.

[Anonymous No.15419498]

>>15419421
here's your (You), fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.15419500]

>>15402559
>muh calories

[Anonymous No.15419508]

Honestly not that impressive but went to Sheetz and got:
>large banana milkshake
>3 burger sliderz
>6 mozz sticks
>bag of onion ringz
>large bag of Andy Capp's hot fries
>donut holes
>popcorn chicken w/ the mandatory bbq sauce
Polished all that off in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.15419516]

>>15407950
and this is why gluttony is a mortal sin

[Anonymous No.15419531]

>>15414131
cringe, go back to your containment board >>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.15419554]

toss up between three different meals I ate while bicycle touring
of course, the fact that I was at massive calorie deficits each time may confound the standard of "unhealthy"
Meal one:
>8 rounds of all you can eat sushi
>start with veggie tempura
>then unagi and yam tempura rolls\
>then salmon sashimi
>then tuna bakudon rolls
>then more tempura and edamame
>then salmon rolls
>then more unagi rolls
>then more tempura and a yam tempura rolls
>bonus round: cheesecake and ice cream for dessert
>probably around 5000 calories

Meal two:
>snickers bar appetizer
>skittles for apetite
>package of ramen noodles with added veggies, deli ham and miso
>dessert is half an apple pie
>probably around 4000 calories

Meal three:
>all you can eat fish and chips
>4 baskets of fried whitefish and fries
>another 3 baskets of just fries
>2 beers
>probably about 5000 calories
>also had three donuts for a snack and another full dinner that day

Bike touring is great lads. When you count breakfast, snacks, and dinner I would generally eat 6000 calories a day and I never went a shade over 12% body fat while touring.

[Anonymous No.15419658]

one year i went to the casino buffet with my friend and we ate way too much of everything had to lay on the grass out front of the court house before going home then laid in agony on my couch before vomiting a volumeous amount i think it might have been specifically the irish beef stew and smelt mixed weirdly

[Anonymous No.15419699]

9 piece kfc "family meal" with sides, no problem

[Anonymous No.15419720]

I once took an edible on empty stomach and ate an entire pizza hut stuffed crust pizza, an order of breadsticks, all washed down with a two-liter of cherry pepsi

[Anonymous No.15419880]

>>15419516
>>15417320
>>15411407
>>15408417
>>15408153
>>15408088
>>15408068
>>15407983

[Anonymous No.15419939]

>>15410763
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

[Anonymous No.15420055]

It's not the most unhealthy thing I ever ate, but I bought a salad the other day with one breaded chicken strip, some bacon, a hard-boiled egg and some yellow mustard dressing that came out to 1120 calories and 81g of fat. I wasn't expecting the healthiest thing on the planet, but something that has less nutritional value than a pint of ice cream or a ten pack of tortillas is kind of shocking.

Actually unhealthy was probably some beef/bacon abomination I made while I drank or that one time I ate two whole pizzas from CiCi's as a kid. I miss the days when I could demolish anything without having to walk a half-marathon to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.15420484]

>>15419880
Waste of effort, anon. /ck/ is full of drooling newfags that wouldn't recognize those hands if you put the original next to it.

I do appreciate it though.

[Anonymous No.15420487]

>>15420484
Are you literally fellating yourself over recognizing goatse?

[Anonymous No.15420499]

>>15402559
my mom's friend who has a very serious alcohol problem, 4 kids, and an even worse fidelity problem with whoever she is with. totally worth it though. she sucks dick like a pornstar.

[Anonymous No.15420514]

>>15419880
Oh that was a repressed thought right there, it's been a while

[Anonymous No.15421888]

I once had a pint of melted Ben n Jerry's that I drank in one like a milkshake when hungover.

[Anonymous No.15422208]

Triple meat McRib.

[Anonymous No.15423121]

>>15403866
You fucking fat bastard

[Anonymous No.15424059]

>>15405274
>uhhh yeah my wife asked me to get a six pack and a pound for my kids and wife

[Anonymous No.15424089]

>>15412785

4 doubledowns! you win

[Anonymous No.15424141]

>>15414572
one time i had been up on meth for a few days and decided to do an extra big shot of heroin to compensate for all the meth i was on and i overdosed and died. when i woke up gasping i saw that i had missed a call from my dad and called him back after realizing it was his birthday. i still think about what would have happened if I OD'd and the hotel clerk found me the next day- somebody from the embassy would have called him (i was in Vietnam) and he'd see the out of country number, picking it up expecting to hear my voice only to hear "Are you the father of ____ _____? I'm sorry, but we have some bad news..."

[Anonymous No.15424145]

probably some outrageous desert i had as a child

[Anonymous No.15424163]

>>15403866
unironically this
2000 calories is for old people and skinny women
a normal healthy man can and should eat like 3500 or more per day, and 4000 would be totally fine for anyone with a tiny bit of physical activity in their lives
i'm 6' and 160 lbs and regularly eat 4k in a day, so not a fatty and practicing what i'm preaching

[Anonymous No.15424191]

>>15424163
Deliberately going for 4000 will make you a fattie in no time since people are not good at measuring calorie intake. It may be your daily expenditure, but if you think you eat 4000 you probably consume at least 20% more.
You're right about the amount needed though, no idea what wacko came up with 2k a day for an average male

[Anonymous No.15424195]

I can put down an 8 count fried chicken from Kroger. 2 pieces of each cut.

[Anonymous No.15425427]

>>15402559
you know those tubs of cookie dough kids sell for fundraisers? I've eaten a whole one of those when i was a teenager. i graduated high school 6 foot 135lbs.

[Anonymous No.15425445]

>>15424163
i work a somewhat physical job and probably take in around 3000-3400 a day. 6' 150lbs

[Anonymous No.15425453]

>>15419508
>all these z's
god bless sheetz

[Anonymous No.15425479]

>>15402559
Carne Asada Fries

[Anonymous No.15425494]

>>15409031
there's a pizza place i got to that makes their own italian dressing. Their salad is lettuce, cheddar, diced ham, pepperoni, green olives, hard boiled egg and tomato. i'll eat the one that says its for 3 people along with my pizza

[Anonymous No.15425518]

> more than 1000 calories

So? Go to a Claim Jumper or Cheesecake Factory. They have entrees on those menus with over 2k calories.

[Anonymous No.15425959]

>>15404107
i can eat that

[Anonymous No.15425967]

>>15404497
>starting meme
LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.15426097]

>>15402559
That's a high bar, I've eaten a lot of unhealthy shit. Chocolate covered bacon comes to mind but the real answer is probably the time I took a 5lbs of BBQ + sides challenge to get a free meal and my pic on the wall. It was delicious but I hated myself later.

[Anonymous No.15426177]

I tried this bad boy.

[Anonymous No.15426181]

What the fuck is up with KFC by the way?

[Anonymous No.15426194]

>>15404491
Which doesn't describe many Americans. Check and mate.

[Anonymous No.15426199]

>>15404497
>starting strength
And somehow I don't have the image.

[Anonymous No.15426200]

>>15404497
Rippletits has a fucking podcast? Yeesh. Then again, who fucking doesn't these days.

[Anonymous No.15426206]

>>15410763
Even Stonie took damn near 10 minutes for that. You'll probably plough through the first 1/3 or 1/2 and feel like you're kicking ass, but it's all downhill from there. Every time Santel loses it's because he gets cocky in the first half.

[Anonymous No.15426221]

Like a singular object and not a collection of items in a meal? Probably the majority of a bloomin onion.
In a meal it's easily eating the entire $15 family pack from McDonalds by myself, which is almost the amount in the infamous moviebob tweet. I'm not proud of it, and I felt sick all day after.

[Anonymous No.15426233]

>>15418788
The issue was I did want to eat it all dumbo

[Anonymous No.15426255]

>>15410763
The sodas are what fucks you up

[Anonymous No.15426265]

>>15402559

[Anonymous No.15426268]

>>15402559
>>15426265

[Anonymous No.15426279]

>>15402559
>>15426268

[Anonymous No.15426284]

>>15402559
>>15426279

[Anonymous No.15426285]

>>15402559
>>15426284

[Anonymous No.15426293]

>>15402559
>>15426285

[Anonymous No.15426295]

>>15403659
Can you expand on what the burger was like? Genuinely interested.

[Anonymous No.15426296]

>>15409061
RANCH BTW

[Anonymous No.15426354]

i eat about 2 frozen marie calendar pies a week which are around 3k calories a piece i think? i usually consume 3-4k cals in a day

[Anonymous No.15426365]

>>15403729
Settle down lard ass.

[Anonymous No.15426380]

>>15404494

[Anonymous No.15426407]

>>15419880
Kek

[Anonymous No.15426637]

>>15402559
I can’t eat shit like this because it makes me feel uncomfortably full/sick. I can’t remember the last time I ate a meal worth more than 400 calories tops.

[Anonymous No.15426770]

>>15426200
It's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15426811]

>>15426181
That's fake

.. right?

[Anonymous No.15426819]

>>15426811
I saw an ad for it up here in leafland around a decade ago, so I'd assume it was real. Cheesy chicken sounds alright.

[Anonymous No.15426820]

fat belly wow gay

https://drd.sh/A57Rs2

[Anonymous No.15426821]

>>15426177
>>15412785
Unironically, the Double Down was no worse than most other chicken sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.15426862]

>>15426265
sleep tight little porker

[Anonymous No.15426865]

>>15426265
bonne nuit, ptit cochon

[Anonymous No.15426883]

>>15420484
>being proud of recognizing hands that held a gaping asshole
I bet you can recognize that bulge and gay blow job faggot

[Anonymous No.15426892]

>>15426821
That's because it's really small.

[Anonymous No.15426897]

>>15426892
That, plus most fast food buns and biscuits are practically cake-tier. It was mostly a one-to-one swap of carbs for protein.

[Anonymous No.15426907]

I ate a whole pizza in one sitting and a bag of chips once

[Anonymous No.15426942]

>>15426295
Like eating greasy cigarettes

[Anonymous No.15427004]

>>15402559
>Ate a couple of burgers like this and chips in one sitting
>tried to force the remains of the monstrosity out a few days later and gave myself a couple of hemorrhoids
never again.

[Anonymous No.15427709]

Two large papa john's pizzas and some bread sticks along with soda in one sitting

[Anonymous No.15427770]

Some double sized milkshake with 3x helpings of icecream, with a shit ton of candybars and flavouring syrup.

Genuinely surprised I don't have diabetes.

[Anonymous No.15428081]

>>15410763
I'd eat the nuggets last so they don't rot my gut too fast.

[Anonymous No.15428150]

>>15404164
4000 is only for incredibly active people like bodybuilders, professional sportsmen and active duty soldiers/ boot camp guys

[Anonymous No.15428493]

>>15426181
I had that
it's alright when it has some actual cheese sauce on it other than that it's really dry and they only put like 5 cheetos on it

[Anonymous No.15428577]

>>15404107
bigger =/= good.

at least you could stop hunger for a whole day with that.

[Anonymous No.15428793]

I eat food in bed while I watch tv every time

[Anonymous No.15428833]

>>15402559
2 bags of Nacho Cheese Doritos poured In a giant bowl
A smallish medium container of sour cream
4 cups of shredded cheddar slightly melted
A can of refried beans made to taste kinda like bean dip
Lots of Taco Bell hot sauce
30 jalapeño slices

Yes I am fat, 370 lbs, and had this several times

[Anonymous No.15429217]

>>15406017
бpaтe...тo јe здpaвo...

[Anonymous No.15429291]

>tfw you only consume roughly 1800 calories a day down from probably 3000+ a day when you used to overeat
>slowly losing weight, already down 12 pounds
We're all gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.15429300]

>>15402559
The only thing unhealthy about that is the bun.

[Anonymous No.15429333]

>>15410652
People are retards who think bread is healthy and can't handle things that do something they consider "abnormal." Everyone lost their shit over the Double Down, claiming it has thousands of calories and is the least healthy food ever made, meanwhile it has fewer calories than other normal chicken sandwiches from other places like Wendy's. It had a BIT more cholesterol and a BIT more sodium, as you can see in pic related, but all that additional protein also makes it way more filling. Fast food places sell double, triple, and quadruple cheeseburgers but no one bats an eye at any of that. I guarantee if the Double Down was on a bun no one would have even flinched but people, again, are retards.

[Anonymous No.15429351]

>>15429333
Oh, and also people gladly eat chicken nuggets or tenders in amounts greater than the mass and calories of the Double Down without thinking, too. No one protested Chick-fil-A when they started selling 30-count chicken nuggets.

[Anonymous No.15429366]

>>15429351
Has any fast food item ever been met with real protest?

[Anonymous No.15429386]

>>15429366
The Double Down was pretty damn close and the negative backlash and press was so bad KFC took it away. It's such a shame, too, because the patties they used for the Double Down were seasoned differently (and imo, better) from the ones used for their other sandwiches and was the best sandwich on their menu by far.

[Anonymous No.15429402]

>>15429386
Interesting. Makes me wish I'd tried one when they were still available.

[Anonymous No.15429406]

About 3800 calories. Would do it again.

[Anonymous No.15429925]

>>15429291
Hang in there pal. One day you'll look down and realize you can see your own dick without sucking in your gut. The first ~2 weeks are the worst if you used to eat candy daily.
t. started the same thing a year ago

[Anonymous No.15429967]

>>15429925
Yeah getting passed eating candy every day was rough but I'm over it now.

[Anonymous No.15429979]

>>15429967
*past
Had a fucking brain fart there.

[Anonymous No.15429992]

>>15402559
My friends and I used to go to denny's pre coof and see how many pancakes we could eat since they're endless. My max is either 11 or 12, and I had sprite to wash it down with.

[Anonymous No.15430058]

>>15406110
nice

[Anonymous No.15430078]

>>15402559
1 liter of liquor in a single night, done it too many times

[Anonymous No.15430089]

>>15402559
Probably buffalo chicken cheese fries.
It's french fries topped with chicken cooked in frank's hot sauce, cheddar cheese, and your choice of ranch or bleu cheese dressing.

[Anonymous No.15430434]

alcohol
two wendy's baconators made my chest hurt once
pecan butter pie from costco, was like 5000 calories

[Anonymous No.15431367]

>>15402559
Me an my buddy Tunechi once ate 3 bags of chicken and waffle Lay's potato chops

[Anonymous No.15431657]

>>15402569
When I ate this burger, I felt my chest tightening and worried that I would have a heart attack. It's still the only food where I could tangibly comprehend how unhealthy it was.

[Anonymous No.15431677]

>>15407924
imagine being so dumb and low iq you actually reply to schizo bait

[Anonymous No.15431732]

>>15402569
When I had one of those, I think my heart skipped a beat on the first bite. It was like I could feel my arteries clogging.

[Anonymous No.15431755]

>>15418774
>>15419939
>Americans see no issue in eating 4 double quarter pounders, 2 medium fries, 30 nuggets, and 4 medium cokes
>by themselves
>in one sitting

[Anonymous No.15431772]

>>15431755
Retard.

[Anonymous No.15431776]

>>15431755
you're stupid and gullible

[Anonymous No.15431792]

>>15426265
Que duermas bien, pequeño cerdito.

>>15426279
It is honestly pretty sad animals get so fucked. I wish people weren't against genetic engineering, we could engineer the tails off, and then progress toward making them brainless meat sacks with extra-juicy flesh. Mmm...

[Anonymous No.15431843]

>>15402559

[Anonymous No.15432246]

>>15419423
neck yourself tastelet

[Anonymous No.15432516]

>>15430078
My man.

[Anonymous No.15432641]

>>15402559
I ate two footlong chicken bacon and ranch subs from Subway in one sitting

[Anonymous No.15432721]

>>15431755
It's only 3 double quarter pounder and one quarter pounder.

[Anonymous No.15432869]

once ate two sleeves of saltines and put a millimeter thick slice of butter on each cracker and that was the one time. in my life I've had heartburn

[Anonymous No.15432871]

>>15429333
Yeah, people are retarded when it comes to nutrition. And it's been studied to death. People don't know how many calories are in most thing by estimation (they are usually off by over 40%), people cant judge what a proper portion is, even when given the weight (such as pick which of these 3 plates has 8oz of meat), and people are terrible at even remembering how much or even what they ate that day. It's no surprise people are fat as fuck when you can spend $5 on a meal deal and get like 1000-1500 calories.

[Anonymous No.15432875]

>>15402559
>What's the most unhealthy thing you've ever eaten?
single unhealthiest thing or does a crave case at one sitting count?

[Anonymous No.15432915]

>>15432871
My favorite one is where they took a bunch of people and presented them with a Taco Bell taco salad 3 ways:
>as-is with the Taco Bell branded papers and all
>on a plate without the Taco Bell branding
>with the taco shell broken up and the salad arranged on a fancy plate that looked like it's from a fancy restaurant
Every single person thought the calories were lower the fancier it looked. Ironically, they were closest at estimating the one with Taco Bell branding, but they were still too low on the calories. But the fancier the presentation, the healthier and lower calorie they assumed it was even though all the ingredients and portion sizes were literally identical.

[Anonymous No.15432957]

>>15403815
oh god i remember having one of these and it was awful. wendy's beef isn't even good.

[Anonymous No.15432961]

>>15404494
>>15404497

you're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.15432971]

one time when i was borderline blacked out drunk i purchased and consumed four mcdonalds triple cheeseburgers. i was so drunk that i bought two for myself and two for my brother, who was thousands of miles away at the time. i didn't want them to go to waste so i ate all four.

>2,080 calories
>112g of fat
>128g of protein
>4,720mg of sodium

[Anonymous No.15432994]

>>15414365
one time i was housesitting for some friends who had a pool, and my buddy came over with a ton of booze and weed. we ordered a bunch of pizzas and got fucking shithammered and fell asleep outside by the pool, and when i woke up the next morning still drunk i kept eating the pizza like it hadn't been sitting fucking outdoors all night.

[Anonymous No.15433091]

>>15402559
Chilli's Texas Cheese fries are hailed as the most unhealthy dish on earth.
4000 calories.
Haven't had them. But I have had the southwest eggrolls which are pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15433428]

>>15417471
Its just placebos. People realize how unhealthy that shit is so they imagine their chest hurting and shut like that

[Anonymous No.15433548]

>>15402807

Fuck sex, this is the real breakfast of champions

[Anonymous No.15433577]

>>15402559
Two large dominos pepperoni pizzas, garlic pizza bread, 7 chicken strips and 1.5 litre bottle of coke in one sitting, im not even a fat cunt either i just dont like wasting food lmao

[Anonymous No.15433644]

>>15419430
Shit is that why coffee doesn't affect me in the slightest?

[Anonymous No.15434732]

Bump.

[Anonymous No.15434757]

>>15433644
I never feel anything from instant coffee
When I got into brewing myself, strong cups would give me a big buzz - that's died down now though

[Anonymous No.15434768]

I had this for dinner a couple days ago
>Baconator large combo w/ fries and a coke
>two jr. bacon cheeseburgers
>Baconator fries

[Anonymous No.15434808]

>>15402559
like three of those in one sitting

[Anonymous No.15434855]

dominos at my town had a coupon for 5 medium pizzas for about 15-20$, I ate them all in a day and then drank like 2 liters of choccy milk. I held it in for like 15 minutes and then puked almost everything out, had to throw away the rug because it smelled terrible no matter what I did to it. The toxic combo of 5 dominos pizzas and chocolate milk killed it. Was a damn good rug too, it really tied the room together. I felt so disgusted with myself I lost like 15 kilos in three months after that.

[Anonymous No.15434922]

>>15425445
You’re a goddamn twig dude. I got 50 more pounds on you and same height. But I do manual labor 12 hours a day so gotta have them muscles

[Anonymous No.15434932]

>>15404132
it was two tubes of pillsbury cookie dough; flatten one tube of it onto the bottom and sides, add chocolate chips to the center, then cover the top with the second tube.

>>15405999
somehow i dont have it. ive gotten tested three times lol

[Anonymous No.15435004]

>>15406110
Bro chill

[Anonymous No.15435431]

>>15426265
buona notte, maialino

[Anonymous No.15435489]

Holy shit my whole diet lmao

[Anonymous No.15435998]

>>15404107
That looks gross though

[Anonymous No.15436042]

>>15405992
That's not that much though.. and I'm not even fat

[Anonymous No.15436106]

>>15417471
Japanese are completely delusional about drugs, they still believe like '50s tier US bullshit like weed can kill you. Yet they have a comically low rate of drug addiction or death by overdose because of it.

Same way white upper middle class pussies have all kinds of histrionic delusional reactions to unhealthy food; in the end it does protect them from getting fat which is all that really mattered.

Puerile delusions are necessary for life in the modern world.

[Anonymous No.15436147]

>>15402559
Your moms pussy

[Anonymous No.15436173]

>>15426181
I tried it, and forced my Norwegian friend who was visiting to try it. Most disappointing fast food item ever made. I wish it was actually disgusting or inedible, but no it was incredibly bland, it just tasted like a butter sandwich.

[Anonymous No.15436224]

>>15436147
I have two dads, cope gaylord

[Anonymous No.15436232]

>>15402559
One day I will eat everything in this box in a single sitting. I usually save the fries for leftovers.

[Anonymous No.15436256]

>>15402807
sounds like the most revolting recipe for terminal anal circumference shits i've ever heard... I've got to try it!

[Anonymous No.15436710]

>>15424191
The 2k a day number is for people who live *completely* sedentary. Sitting on the couch watching TV, never lifting anything more than 20 lbs, walking less than 2 miles. That level of lazy. And that's only to avoid losing or gaining weight.