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>bukkakes his salad with dressing
>covers it with a mountain of grated parmesan cheese
>tosses in loads of croutons
>"I fucking love vegetables!"

Why do they do this? How do we get adults to enjoy the taste of vegetables?

>> No.15398129

>>15398124
whenever i eat greens i just mix it in with whatever food i have

>> No.15398179

>>15398124
The patrician way to eat salad is to leave it unmolested by dressing. You put it in a ramakin, dip your fork, then get salad on the fork. You use significantly less dressing and your salad doesn't drown and look like an abortion. Get on my level.

>> No.15398255

Because salad without that stuff is just a pile of leaves that isn't that filling or good. You'd have to eat like 3lb of salad to actually feel full if it didn't have those other things in it. And even though I love those leaves too, I can only stomach so much of it in one sitting.

Salads are better when they're mostly leaves and veggies and things like that, but still have other stuff in it too like some chicken or pork or whatever.

But you do you man, enjoy eating 2 entire heads of lettuce at a time just to feel satisfied

>> No.15398448

>>15398124
>vegan shill thread
Fuck off you bitch

>> No.15398470

>>15398124
every week i buy a carton of mixed baby greens
half goes to my rabbit
half i just eat straight up like potato chips

>> No.15398479

Dressing is mostly about the acid.

>> No.15398691

>>15398124
Healthy salad =/= fun salad

>> No.15398700

>>15398255
shut the fuck up adam

>> No.15398731

Salad is one of the most shit vegetables. It's completely boring, lacking in taste, and annoying to eat. Using it as a vehicle for eating other ingredients that actually have flavor is about the only thing it's good for.

If there's an adult in your life who claims not to like vegetables, you can help him by introducing him to roasted and sauteed real vegetables that actually have taste.

>> No.15398756

>>15398731
>Salad is one of the most shit vegetables.
what did he mean by this

>> No.15398775

>>15398124
I bukkake my salad with blue cheese every night

>> No.15398785

>>15398124
Olive oil + salt masterrace here (+vinegar if bitter leaves or spicy things are included)

>> No.15399007

>>15398255
>a salad without dressing is just some leaves
>I eat salad made of cucumbers tomatoes and onion.
Guess you are wrong you faggot.

>> No.15399495

>>15398124
>>"I fucking love vegetables!"
that's the part you made up. like nobody actually goes around proclaiming they love coffee after drowning it in sugar and milk. It's just done

>> No.15399533

>>15398124
You don’t. Humans aren’t suppose to eat vegetables anon. Why do you have a desire to eat a toxic and mostly indigestible piece of starch growing out of the dirt?

>> No.15399573

>>15399533
>Humans aren’t suppose to eat vegetables
You're also not supposed to eat meat or dairy.

>> No.15399587

I watched my brother put like 1k calories worth of raunch dressing on a salad during Christmas.

>> No.15399603

>>15398124
Honestly, I do love vegetables. Every meal I do usually ends up a stir-fry style sautee of veggies over couscous. Sure, sometimes there's meat and other things, but generally it's just vegetables. Mushrooms especially are my favorite, I'd honestly cook up just a pan of sauteed mushrooms and had that for dinner if it was substantial enough.

>> No.15399753

Olive oil and salt is more than enough for greens

>> No.15399879

>>15399533
>greens
>starch
based retard

>> No.15399897

dressings shouldnt be too agressive if the greens used are flavorful enough, most of the time you just have to mix some olive oil (good fats) and some lemon juice or vinegar preferably live vinegar (acid) and salt of course, surely even you can make that cant you op?

>> No.15399910

>>15399897
we werent talking specifically about greens but it really does apply to most vegetables that can and should be eaten raw or al dente

>> No.15399923

>>15398124
Salad is gross.
Humans aren't supposed to eat leaves.
Vegetables maybe but not leaves that's retarded
All your getting from them is like 20 calories and oxalates that will cause kidney stones.
They taste bitter and terrible on top of that so why would any adult eat them?

>> No.15399947

>>15398124
How do we get adults to mind their own fucking business?