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It's been a while - can we have an honest to goodness hot sauce thread?

>> No.15394702 [DELETED] 
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>>15394698
>HOOOOOTSAUCEE

>> No.15394713
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>>15394698
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!

boys, they did it! based ShakeShack now providing packets of the greatest verde salsa available on the market

>> No.15394717

This stuff got memed and anti memed so much here that I actually bought a bottle. It's basically spicy ketchup. Way too sweet for anything so I tossed it.

>> No.15394719
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>>15394713
Yep, adding this to my building's staircase!

>> No.15394722
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>>15394698
My ‘auce of choice

>> No.15394729

>>15394717
Based. It’s way too sweet and not very hot so I also tossed it. Now I’m pretty sure the ‘vark posting was memetic advertising. I think they’re a Portland hipster company so using this space as semi-organic advertising makes sense for such a company

>> No.15394792
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hot sauce

>> No.15394810

>>15394792
That's mustard, not hot sauce, retard

>> No.15394816

>>15394719
wouldn't all those go bad before he can use them up? Last i checked, collecting sauces sure isnt the same as collecting wine. Are plebbitors always this wasteful of food?

>> No.15394818

>>15394810
mustard is a sauce. and it is hot.

>> No.15394826

>>15394816
he couldn't use them all in three lifetimes.

>> No.15394829

>>15394713
Is it out for grabbing or do I need to ask for it? I live 5 minutes away from a shake shack. Looks like it would be good on eggs.

>> No.15394835

>>15394816
Seriously. I've had two bottles for years and neither is close to being finished.

>> No.15394842

>>15394818
>>>/reddit/

>> No.15394849

>>15394698
All memes aside SA is some of the worst shit I have ever tasted in my life. There was a Hot Ones guest who said it tasted like a tire, I find that spot on

>> No.15394851

>>15394818
wasabi can be "hot", but I wouldn't put it in the same category as a bird's eye or reaper "hot"

>> No.15394862

>>15394829
it was sitting out by the other condiments

>> No.15394865

>>15394849
Why are you licking tires anon?

>> No.15394867 [DELETED] 

>>15394717
>wife's bull takes the entire bottle
>"i-it was totally too sweet, guys. I tossed it!"

>> No.15394871

>>15394698
For me, it's El Yucateco (green style).

>> No.15394876
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It's not just a hot sauce... It's a lifestyle.

>> No.15394879

>>15394851
exactly...like horseradish, it’s “pungent” not hot

>> No.15394884

>>15394717
Varks has way too much tomato in it for my taste. Got it for the meme, wont bother to get it again. It was okay.

>> No.15394893

>>15394876
What a gay forced meme this was. I miss the pink himalayan salt days

>> No.15394899
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The only one worth a damn in my country outside of homemade stuff. Never bothered with anything else, they all taste like what you'd get in Mcdicks sauce packets

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How do I control myself bros? I got this at the supermarket for $2 and I finished it in a week, I had to stop myself from putting it on everything because I liked it too much. Eggs, toast, Mac and cheese, this sauce is the nectar of the gods. My wife is getting rammed by my bull right now and I don’t even care because I’d rather have my tiger sauce than that fat bitch any day of the week

>> No.15395008
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My everyday use hot sauce.
I use many others yet this my all around use sauce.

>> No.15395015

>>15394698
I tend to like spicy food, but I find most bottle sauces to be just bitter and unpleasant.
I'd rather just throw some cayenne on something than buy vinegar and bitter chili mixes.

>> No.15395040

>>15394816
Yeah, but it's also got absolutely fuck all to do with using them. Notice how they're all unopened or almost full. Its a statement of possession, bragging rights. Nothing more. Although, I've had two years expired tobasco in my fridge before and that tasted just fine to me. Maybe it's the salt and vinegar in it, who knows.

>> No.15395122

>>15394702
You posted this 44 seconds after the thread was created.
Do you have a bot for this or are you actually refreshing /ck/ 24 hours a day so you can post the same canned response to the same thread once again?

>> No.15395146

>>15394698
Recs on sauce similar to this but doesn't cost way more than it should? I'm a fan of the sauces that are a little more salsa-esque.

>> No.15395163

>>15395122
>Do you have a bot for this or are you actually refreshing /ck/ 24 hours a day so you can post the same canned response
>you can post the same canned response
>canned response
hello googlefag

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>>15394698
Anyone know where I can get a sauce similar to pic related? They used to have it at the mcdonalds by my house but don't carry it anymore and I can't find any mcdonalds that do. It's by far the best mcnugget dipping sauce.

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>>15395122
Does the image anger you, anon?
I'm listening.

>> No.15395218

>>15395204
Just pointing it out.

>> No.15395227

finally a half decent hot sauce thread that hasn't been infiltrated by trolls

>> No.15395232

>>15395008
I know the world meme'd it to death but fuck if it isn't good on pizza

>> No.15395240

>>15395008
Spicy catsup

>> No.15395242

Friend got me a bottle of that sauce Da Bomb since I like watching Hot Ones, it's pretty hot. I don't get why they said it tasted bad, it just tastes like a usual hot sauce

>> No.15395249

>>15394717
Thanks for the review, now i don´t need to procure one. Over here in germany that´s pretty hard.
Shitty sugar sauces can go fuck themselves.

>> No.15395285

>>15394719
> sorry bro you're gonna have to take the stairs on the other end of the building. Gotta get that sweet karma hahahaha

>> No.15395303

>>15394717
This. I fell for the meme and was completely let down. Proved to me the hot sauce fags are soyboys meme is 100% accurate

>> No.15395370
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Superb.

>> No.15395381
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Also good shit

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>> No.15395659
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This shit right here

>> No.15395662
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I tried this after a lot of recommendations and it was trash

>> No.15395663

>>15395643
By far the best EDC sauce

>> No.15395761

>>15395662
I'll never understand the appeal of hotsauce that is mostly vinegar and no heat.

>> No.15395959

>>15395649
That's the good stuff for sure. Keep a jar in my fridge at all times. I like to throw a big scoop in my fried rice whenever I make leftover fried rice. With a bit of soy sauce.

>> No.15396786

>>15395008
I buy a bottle once or twice a year but it gets kinda disgusting after a while. Tastes very artificial.

>> No.15396900
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bought this stuff in jamaica and it was so good that i bought 5 bottles back with me. had to special order this shit from amazon after my supply ran out.

>>15395649
godly
>>15395008
obligatory
>>15395370
love OG tabasco but would gladly grab some of this
>>15394719
seems like a terrible waste of food

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>>15394698
this shit is addictive but you can only ever get it by ordering chinese food. only other option is to buy a 50$ case with a few hundred packets.

>> No.15396909

>>15395761
my guess is that it is for people who like the taste of vinegar and cayenne peppers

>> No.15396939

>>15395662
had a phase where i was literally putting this shit on everything for a few weeks but i got tired of the flavor pretty quick because its not the most inspiring.

>> No.15396941

>>15395122
Imagine not spending a majority of your day here. You're a joke, yourself, buddy.

>> No.15396955
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Bongoloid here
Hot sauce availability here ain't great unless you're ordering random stuff online. Stores have surprisingly decent own-brand sauces though. Sainsbury's habanero/scotch bonnet sauce is pretty delicious, fruity, not too hot.

>> No.15397000

>>15395649
Mixing this with Thai chili sauce makes for a fantastic pairing with sticky rice.

>> No.15397024

>>15396941
<3

>> No.15397118

>>15395662
>>15395761
There’s an extra hot one that is far superior. It’s great for making Buffalo sauce.

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Pic related is my favorite and it is really really tasty. Unfortuneatly I ahd to move so now the best hot sauce I can find is Crystal Lousiana hot sauce, which isn't as good but what can you do

>> No.15397180

>>15394698
I can't eat this hot sauce because the bottle is too rigid for me to squeeze with my weak little wrists and low grip strength

I am getting ready to ferment a bunch of fresno chilies though

>> No.15397209

ITT: white people

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>>15394719
God I'd love to walk down that staircase. The sight and sounds of all of those glass bottles rolling down and smashing into each other would be amazing, maybe a few of them would shatter too. The whiny faggot screeching how I'm not supposed to do that the entire time completes the fantasy for me.

>> No.15397312

>>15397209
Exactly, its why i love this board. No niggers

>> No.15397318

>>15397122
Where are you that you can't find El 'Teco? That stuff's everywhere.
And are there any other good vinegar-less sauces? I fucking hate that most of the few sauces I've tried seem to be nothing but sour heat.

>> No.15397327

>>15397180
wolfy

>> No.15397818

>>15397318
Europe

>> No.15397854
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>Superb.

>> No.15397968

>>15395662
as a teen, that was all my parents bought and i hated it. then about 6 months ago, after not having it in years, and having had the pleasure of trying numerous hot sauces since then (you could call me a connoisseur, i disagree with that though), i'm in love with it. the vinegar-y flavor just clicks with me for some reason.
that and crystal are my gotos.

>> No.15398979

>>15396906
This shit is nasty.

>> No.15398988

>>15397122
This shit is so good, nothing else tastes like it. Taste doesn't quite fit all situations but still really good.

>> No.15398995

>>15397968
It's gross when you realize it's full of xanthan gum and other thickeners.

>> No.15399016

>>15394816
Hot sauces are just funko pops that you can eat.

>> No.15399030

>>15395232
It really is.

>> No.15399036

>>15399016
Kek

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I will continue to shill my favorite hot sauce

>> No.15399207

>>15397122
I resorted to buying el yuc' online because the only store that sells it around me these days is on the other side of town from where I usually shop, got a keychain bottle too that they only sell online

>> No.15399227

>>15399093
I ordered this sauce and the sauce OP posted a couple days ago so I hope I like both.

>> No.15399251

>>15394698
Texas pete and/or Tabasco only

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>>15395122

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>> No.15399825

>>15394698
fuck off vark shill

>> No.15400819
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>>15394960
this shit is fucking killer on shrimp

>> No.15400868

>>15397285
you'd trip over your fat feet and roll down

>> No.15400877

I'm a big fan of Taco Bell's diablo sauce

>> No.15400889

>>15394960
ad copy in 2021

>> No.15400897

Girlfriend was not happy when I put some hotsauce called whoop ass on my dinner and then went down on her later.

>> No.15400910

>>15397285
It would be hot if the owner was a cute nerdy girl and she sobbed as I did it begging me not to

>> No.15400948
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The best stuff ever for wings

>> No.15400968

>>15398979
fuck you nigger, that shit is dope!

>> No.15401051
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tabasco is the only sauce i get these days, i used to like Blair's After Death Sauce, it's one of those that's really hot but also has good flavor but i ruined my digestive tract with booze so anything as hot nearly instantly gives me the shits.

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>>15394717
i mean... it goes pretty well on p-pizza imo

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hehehh yea bouah

>> No.15402475

I really like plain old Tabasco. To be fair it should be marketed as a vinegar sauce rather than a hot sauce.

>> No.15402503

my hotsauce would be named
'THERMAL DRILL'

>> No.15402511

>>15401129
cute hamster rat thing cute cute cute

>> No.15402770

I really enjoy hot sauce but outside of eggs and wings I have no idea what to put it on. Any suggestions on what I can improve with hot sauce?

>> No.15402792

>>15402770
DUDE
FUCKING
EVERYTHING

>> No.15404222

>>15402770
pizza, burgers, almost any protein

>> No.15404404

>>15400910
That reminds me of that copypasta where the autist tore apart a crippled girl's drawing notebook when she shared it with him. Good thing that it probably never happened.

>> No.15404838

>>15404404
Send it to me

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>>15394698
>>15394713
>>15394717
>>15394719
>>15394722
>>15394729
>>15394792
>>15394810
>>15394816
>>15394818
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>>15394842
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>>15394851
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>>15395008
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>>15395122
>>15395146
>>15395163
>>15395180
>>15395218
Too many of you faggots to keep clicking.
>not making your own hot sauce
Hot sauce is fucking cringe and these threads are garbage.

>> No.15404867

>>15400897
Down where? This post is incomprehensible

>> No.15404868

>>15402770
burritos

>> No.15404882

Does anyone have that scholarly article post about the estrogen in the Portland water being the secret ingredient to the 'vark?

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>enhances your huevos rancheros
nothin personal hombre

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this shit is so good i put it on everything

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>>15404838

>> No.15405118

>>15404861
>Mass reply
>Mobile filename
>Cringe
>Wojak
KYS. These threads are garbage because of people like you.

>> No.15405273

>>15405061
Aw that just made me sad

>> No.15405565

>>15394717
Correct opinion. I only enjoy it on hard-boiled eggs and french fries.

>> No.15405583

>>15405273
If it makes you feel any better that is a copypasta from over a decade ago so it's probably fake

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There is literally only once hot sauce you need.

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I don’t give a fuck if you bully me.
I love Tabasco Family Reserve and soy sauce.

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>>15405061
He could of had sweet leg less cunny.
Dumb ass.

>> No.15405712

>>15395662
Frank's is based and you are gay

>> No.15407080

>>15405679
>pic
the hospitals are full, but that doesn't mean the employees don't have time off
apparently you've never been to a hospital, otherwise you'd know that most of the time the patient is just lying there

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>>15394698
This is my favorite, fucking love the spice level and smokeyness, not overly spicy but still pretty spice

>> No.15407107

>>15401149
I used to drink this

>> No.15407153

>>15394717
Yeah it’s sweet ketchup pretty disgusting, tossed the bottle