/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15386366]

Perpetuate your lesser sauces all you want, but there always has been and always will be one king. It will always be on every table at every diner with a thousand more bottles ready to replace an empty one. It will always be the most demanded and manufactured hot sauce in the entire world. It has never considered the fact that other hot sauces even exist, it doesn't need to. All it can think about is rising to meet the sheer demand the entire world has for it. It was the first, and in 152 years there's still nobody that can do it better. It was here before you were born, it will be here after you die. These facts apply to no other sauce, and it doesn't matter what you say or post It is immune to attack and nothing can change this. You can say "it tastes like pure vinegar", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a Soyjack and somehow insist that a 152 year old sauce is "soy". Oh I'm sorry, literally no one cares that you're a fucking tastelet and a retard; production just increased even more, GG. This immortal beast cannot be dethroned, now kneel.

[Anonymous No.15386380]

All Louisiana hot sauces are legit the rest is pure soy and reddit bearded mouth opened faggots

[Anonymous No.15386381]

>>15386366
pleb filtered

[Anonymous No.15386401]

Thanks for the laugh, always amusing to see tastelets defend their plebian preferences.

[Anonymous No.15386407]

>>15386401
10,421 bottles were manufactured between the OP and this post.

[Anonymous No.15386438]

>>15386407
Wait'll you find out how many pounds of french fries or slices of pizza were consumed in that same amount of time.

[Anonymous No.15386461]

>>15386438
I'm not comparing hot sauce to food, I'm comparing hot sauce to other hot sauces.
19,540 bottles were manufactured between the OP and your post. I challenge you to find any other hot sauce doing this numbers. You can't, because no other hot sauces are consumed as much as Tabasco

[Anonymous No.15386468]

>>15386366
for me, it's El Yucateco (leaf green version)

[Anonymous No.15386476]

>>15386381
Literally the perfect sauce for burritos.

[Anonymous No.15386478]

>>15386476
Agreed
>>15386468
I will give you that this is also a solid choice.

[Anonymous No.15386518]

>>15386461
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.15386526]

>>15386461
>big mouth was streamed 1 million times in an hour!
>mumble rap is played all the time on the radio!
>gta online has made the most money ever!
>lots of other people like these things, that means it's the best!
I bet you also think that a person receiving the most votes in an election means they'll be the best at their job.

[Anonymous No.15386553]

>>15386518
>>15386526
Keep being salty, losers. Tabasco is the king and nothing you said and nothing you can do will stop it. 45,000 bottles have been produced since the thread was created.

[Anonymous No.15386571]

>>15386461
>"stoop to my level of idiocy and see if you can be even dumber!"
I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.15386573]

>>15386366
Popularity is not a signifier of quality, unless you're also saying that Hershey's is objectively the best chocolate, macros like Budweiser is the best beer, and Kraft Singles are the best cheese.

I like Tabasco, don't get me wrong, but there's a reason they're playing top 40 hits at a store and not prog rock: it's commonly palatable, and "good enough" for the vast majority of people. Those who know better won't turn their nose up at it, and those who don't, like it.

Some commonly found ones I like:
>Yucateco caribbean
>Melinda's naga jolokia
>Yellowbird habenero or ghost pepper

[Anonymous No.15386577]

>>15386553
you know that by that logic ketchup is the best then right
>ketchup isn't a sauce
if I'm putting it on top of shit and it's somewhat liquidy it's basically a sauce

[Anonymous No.15386580]

>>15386366
>Perpeturino your lesser saucerinos all you heckin' want, but there always has been and always will be one kingerini. It will always be on every heckin' tablerino at every heckin' dinerino with a thousand more heckin' bottlerinos ready to replace an empty onerino. It will always be the most heckin' demandederino and manufacturederino hot sauce in the entire heckin' worlderino. It has never considered the facterino that other heckin' hot saucerinos even existerino, it doesn't heckin' need to. All it can thinkerino abouterino is rising to meet the heckin' demanderino the entire worlderimo has for it. It was the firsterino, and in 152 heckin' years there's still nobodyrino that can do it betterino. It was here before you were bornerino, it will be here after you heckin' dierino. These facts apply to no other saucerino, and it doesn't heckin' matterino what you sayerino or posterino It is heckin' immunerino to attackerino and nothing can change this. You can say "it heckin' tastes like pure vinegarino", "it's literally the consistency of water", you can post a faggot.jpg and somehow insisterino that a 152 heckin' year old saucei is "soy". Oh I'm sorryrino, literally no one heckin' cares that you're a heckin' tastelerino and a retarderino; productionerino just heckin' increasederino even morerino, GGerino. This heckin' immortal beasterino cannot be dethronederino, now heckin' kneelerino.

[Anonymous No.15386583]

>>15386577
53,755 bottles have been manufactured since the thread began

[Anonymous No.15386631]

>>15386583
53,756 bottles of ketchup have been manufactured since the thread began

[Anonymous No.15386656]

>>15386631
I'm sure it's many many many more than that though. Ketchup is an entirely different category all together, it's not a hot sauce.

69,367 bottles of Tabasco since thread began

[Anonymous No.15386669]

>>15386580
keyed

[Anonymous No.15386692]

>>15386366
Tobasco is boring, next

[Anonymous No.15386701]

>>15386692
79,131 bottles

[Anonymous No.15386702]

>>15386701
Still fucking boring

[Anonymous No.15386708]

>>15386702
82,086. You can't stop it.

[Anonymous No.15386713]

>>15386708
One note: watery vinegar. No I can't stop peoples bad taste unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.15386717]

>>15386713
84,022

[Anonymous No.15386753]

NOO HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.15386781]

104,539

[Anonymous No.15386785]

this kills the tabasco pleb

[Anonymous No.15386832]

>>15386785
117,240 bottles

[Anonymous No.15386838]

>>15386785
> made in brooklyn

No thanks I'll stick to Chad-basco

[Anonymous No.15386864]

>>15386366
Based. Love me some 'sco

[Anonymous No.15386897]

>>15386838
Imagine the size of their fucking collection

[Anonymous No.15386993]

>>15386838
I thought it was bullshit and googled hot sauce collection. People like this exist

[Anonymous No.15387076]

>>15386993
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.15387235]

>>15386785
Cholula is better for eggs and breakfast burritos, but in all other cases i'd prefer tabasco.

[Anonymous No.15387238]

>>15386993
I've got a basket full at home (probably 12-16 different types and brands that I use for different meals) but yeah this is insane.

[Anonymous No.15387294]

>>15386656
>Ketchup is an entirely different category all together, it's not a hot sauce.
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.15387321]

>>15386573
>bait
99.9% of prog rock is just as mediocre as mainstream pop

[Anonymous No.15387404]

>>15387294
Where do you live that ketchup is considered a hot sauce?

[Anonymous No.15387424]

>>15387404
What's the whitest city in the USA?

[Anonymous No.15387454]

>>15387424
pick any city in wyoming

[Anonymous No.15387470]

I read "it tastes like pure vinegar" and thought it said "it tastes like puke vinegar" and I was like yep thats pretty much what I think it tastes like

[Anonymous No.15387475]

>>15387454
Sounds like heaven

[Anonymous No.15387647]

>>15386993
>bring home qt from dabar|
>your downstairs neighbour is arranging his hot sauce collection on the apartment stairs
>qt sees the hotsauce
>she is enamoured with the absolute tank of a human who can tolerate this heat
>he seals the deal with a tip of the fedora and a wink
>she pushes off of you and into his arms
>you can't challenge him because he is a master of the blade
>masturbate alone to the sound of her squealing in ecstasy through the floor as he brings her to orgasm over and over again
fucking redditors

[Anonymous No.15387667]

this is my current favorite. why don't more sauces have their scoville rating listed on the bottle?

[Anonymous No.15387694]

>>15386838
Brooklyn, Mexico. I love it there

[Anonymous No.15387729]

Eating Chadbasco with some pork sausage as I type this OP.
Based thread.