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A proper breakfast

>> No.15379405
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>>15379403

>> No.15379412

>>15379403
>>15379405
It'd rather they stacked these platters better. Half that toast is going to be stone cold by the time I get to it.

>> No.15379420

now that's a proppa sloppa

>> No.15379423

>>15379403
Do americans really eat so much?

>> No.15379425

>>15379412
you know it's not supposed to be a serving for one person, right?

>> No.15379428

>>15379423

That's a Bong breakfast. That much food is a children's meal in America

>> No.15379429

>>15379425
Guess how I know you're a fucking poof?

>> No.15379433

>>15379425

It is

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7348317/Britains-biggest-breakfast-weighs-one-stone-nearly-one-weeks-limit-woman.html

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b2S4UxQBvms

>> No.15379434

>>15379403
>>15379405
top nosh lad

>> No.15379436

>>15379403
How's a man supposed to get full off of that? It's not much food.

>> No.15379438

>>15379433
That's a fairly small amount of braekfast for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason breakfast cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of beans in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>> No.15379444

>>15379433
>weighs one stone
That depends on the stone though

>> No.15379445

>>15379444
Anon...

>> No.15379453

>>15379445
eh?

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>>15379405

>> No.15379460

>>15379444
>That depends on the foot though

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>>15379436
You couldn't even eat 1/3 of that, your eyes are too big for your stomach lad.

>> No.15379473

>>15379460
What are you blabbering about

>> No.15379483

>>15379444

One stone= 14lbs

>> No.15379493

>>15379483
Like i said, it depends on the size of the stone. small stones can weigh as little as 1lb

>> No.15379501

>>15379493
Small feet can be as short as 6 inches.

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Never understood the fascination with that SLOB of a british breakfast. Truly an anglosphere abomination. No subtlety, no finesse, nothing green on it,... - it's shite.

>> No.15379509

>>15379505
Tastes good, bruv. I'm sorry your continental autism prevents you from eating delicious things that lack a certain colour.

>> No.15379512

>>15379501
My cock is easily 4" erect
Checkmate athist

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>>15379509
Pic rel is what you sound like and times you belong to.

>> No.15379522

>>15379520
And? Buncha hardworking blokes they were.

>> No.15379523

>>15379505

Why do you need green on it. Green things would mainly be for the benefit of fibre or iron. There's black pudding made from blood , mushrooms, plum tomatoes and loads of beans to do that

>> No.15379530

Can a Brit explain the tomatoes and mushrooms? Are the tomatoes raw? Are the mushrooms cooked in butter or oil

>> No.15379534

>>15379403
>>15379405
>canned tomatoes plopped directly on the tray
fuck off

>> No.15379539

>>15379530
they're supposed to be sliced and fried

>> No.15379543

>>15379473
You would understand if you weren't an idiot

>> No.15379545

>>15379530

Mushrooms are fried in butter usually. The plum tomatoes are canned, so are warmed in their tomato juice and served hot

>> No.15379551

>>15379545
>The plum tomatoes are canned, so are warmed in their tomato juice and served hot
which is a complete fuck up asshole, they are supposed to be fried not steamed

>> No.15379558

>>15379551

They aren't steamed. They are "boiled" in the tomato juice they come in. Sometimes you get grilled tomatoes halves, but in this case they are plum tomatoes

>> No.15379561

>>15379558
also wrong, they aren't supposed to be fucking boiled either. Now kill yourself

>> No.15379576

>>15379561

Sorry that you don't know how to cook canned plum tomatoes properly :)

>> No.15379598

>>15379576
they could be the most perfectly cooked boiled tomatoes in history, they still don't belong on an english breakfast retard

>> No.15379607

>>15379598

And you don't belong on this planet :)

>> No.15379611

>>15379607
and I'd still call you a retard from outer space. Fried. Not boiled. Moron.

>> No.15379619

>>15379611

Lol you seething :) You seething so much, poo is coming out and is going down your leg into your socks :)

>> No.15379642

>>15379505
based anglo-hater

>> No.15379777

>>15379438
kek

>> No.15379813

>>15379433
>for a woman
20 lbs seems really cheap for that much slop. Like you could order that for a whole table of people.

>> No.15379827 [DELETED] 

>>15379403
I'm naked with an erection right now in bed. Anyone else here feeling a bit randy? Uncut sausage in your full English breakfast?

>> No.15379837

>>15379403
Do Americans really?

>> No.15379927

>>15379403
>>15379405

wut are those red knobbahs

>> No.15380185

>>15379927

Plum tomatoes

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>>15379403
Not enough bacon, too much bread, too many fried eggs and not enough scrambled and most importantly no tattie scones?! I hate the English so much sometimes