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>no webm thread
let's start one

>> No.15361113 [DELETED] 

>>15361098
Reminder to post dick pics. Foreskin pics.

>> No.15361118

>>15361113
go fuck yourself

>> No.15361126

Two words:
>Go
>Za

>> No.15361191 [DELETED] 

>>15361113
ill get my webcam. got a stiffy atm.

>> No.15361211
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>>15361098
Uh huh.

>> No.15361269

>>15361098
80% of the repostability of this webm comes from people being annoyed at the goofing Chad in the beginning

>> No.15361274

>>15361211
That’s not nine inches. Liars.

>> No.15361313

>>15361274
>>15361211

My dick is 9 inches! I am going to tell my wife!

>> No.15361334

>>15361098
They had to call it a pizza cake to sell some shitty 'go 'za in fucking NYC... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.15361363

>>15361211
Some big ass hands

>> No.15361519
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>> No.15361553

>>15361098
>Pizza cake
So it's fucking lasagna

>> No.15362234

>>15361519
Is that Jack?

>> No.15362308
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>> No.15362403
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>>15362234
that's Kay

>> No.15362612

>>15361113
>>>/gif/

>> No.15362744

>>15362308
Jaquesmahboooy

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>>15361098
Why would they not call this a pizza pie? That actually makes me a little angry.

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>> No.15362848

>>15362754
>Polish themed casual dining restaurant
Why didn't I think of this

>> No.15362863
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>>15362754
the fuck

>> No.15362957

>>15362754
BIG
POPPA
SLOPPA

>> No.15363002

>>15361211
yaoi hands

>> No.15363185

>>15362403
people that eat with their tongue should be beaten

>> No.15363207

>>15362403
I appreciate people who a) actually wait the few seconds necessary to taste something before reacting and then b) react with a measured normal person expression instead of a Wiens-tier exaggeration

>> No.15363214

>>15361269
>Chad
Pretty low standards on this board not gonna lie

>> No.15363235

>>15363214
It's not even his appearance so much as his demeanor / hairstyle / manner of dress which signal belonging to a trendy urban social caste

>> No.15363236

>>15361126
kek

>> No.15363313
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>>15362234
No, this is Jack.

>> No.15363823

>>15363313
nice and wet

>> No.15364214

>>15361211
that 9 inches bb i swear

>> No.15364224

>>15361098
Why is it that americans can't get enough of this kind of shit

>> No.15364231

>>15363313
honestly not too bad other than string beans

>> No.15364240

>>15361274
the person doing the captions is probably just too stupid to tell their rise vs run

>> No.15365176

>>15362765
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese

>> No.15365470

>>15362308
holy shit pepen in a webm bread

>> No.15365486
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>>15364231
I thought those were chilies.

>> No.15366021

>>15364231
>>15365486
i'm pretty sure those are (canned?) jalepenos with the centers cut out

>> No.15366035

>>15366021
Either that or nopales.

>> No.15366048

>>15361519
What the fuck is this sloppa?

>> No.15366053

ITT: American food gore

>> No.15366332

>>15365176

Yet don't lack the ingredients to make normal food.

>> No.15366339

>>15362754

Mashed potatoes?

>> No.15366427

>>15362403
RIP his right hand.
Feels nostalgic watching him use it.

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>> No.15366648

>>15362754
SLOPPA TRUK JUST ARRIVE

>> No.15366932
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>>15361098
the future is now

>> No.15367549

>>15361126
i love gyoza

>> No.15367554

>>15366932
Engineers: no sense of right or wrong.

>> No.15367603

>>15362308
Nice nice nice

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>>15362754
nothing a like a fresh scoop of cement straight from the mixer

>> No.15367702

>>15361519
Why is it that every single thing kay does is pure cooking cringe? I can't understand. Even just pouring the strawberries out of the tub was enough to trigger me.

>> No.15367708
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>> No.15367710

>>15363185
Fatties can't wait to get that next bite.

>> No.15367718

>>15361519
maosikis? i forgot his name

>> No.15367720
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>> No.15367730

>>15362754
this just reminds me of that office party scene in Mad Men. disaster waiting to happen

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>>15367708
>>15367720
Thanks for the weight loss motivation. This is fucking disgusting. I wouldn't eat this shit and I'm American.

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>> No.15367749

>>15361519
>>15362308
>>15362403
>Kay
>Pepin
>Jack
One of these things is not like the other

>> No.15367750

>>15362403
I physically recoiled from my monitor when he pointed that thing at me.

>> No.15367755

>>15367738
Neither is she, it's a German series called Pures Leben.

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>>15367612

>> No.15367776

>>15367760
that'll get your engine running in the morning

>> No.15367778

>>15363313
this is just a mexican soup.Its pretty good sloppa

>> No.15368046

>>15367708
Had me until the chocolate. Like I was iffy about the wieners, but chocolate was too far.

>> No.15368065
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>>15367778
That's a chilli, this is a soup.

>> No.15368130

>>15367702
It's the steady diet of mince and marge, since dogs can have a bit of mince and Lee can't have cheese and doesn't like butter, though lard is an okay substitute.

>> No.15368215 [DELETED] 

>>15366600
I don't understand how this man is still alive

>> No.15368231

>>15367743
>>15367737
I'd love to eat these every day until I die (not american).

>> No.15368660

>>15362308
can we crowdfund an orthodontist to fix my boys spit swallowing problem?

>> No.15368675

>>15368065
>It's Jack
It all makes sense

>> No.15368678

>>15367747
lmafao so funny :)

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>>15367708
>oh tee hee, this recipe calls for an entire can of hotdogs but I'll just eat one raw right now because I'm so hungry

>> No.15368732

>>15367737
that's a bagel. That's an American breakfast.

>> No.15368776
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>>15368732
Not exclusive to Americans.

>> No.15368819

>>15368727
I know, right? Americans have no shame.

>> No.15369067

>>15368776
is it really safe to boil plastic wrap like that??
I know you can microwave it but boiling it seems nasty

>> No.15369103

>>15367708
american? this is obviously german

>> No.15369104

>>15367760
Daddy got his juice

>> No.15369107

>>15361519
Oh god was that supposed to be meringue?

>> No.15369109

>>15368065
is Jack the original Big Pappa Sloppa? or is he just an idiot?

>> No.15369139

>>15368819
*Germans

>> No.15369203
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>>15369109
12 years and still going strong.

>> No.15369286

>>15362754
Any source? I love this

>> No.15369380

>>15368727
It's not raw

>> No.15369400
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>>15368215
He drinks Coke Zero, no calories.

>> No.15369493

>>15369203
He's had at least two strokes and has no control over one arm. Not sure if I would call that going strong.

>> No.15369608

>>15369203
I love how terrible of an actor he is, his face always gives away his true feelings about his cooking

>> No.15369760

>>15367760
Just a little squirt.

>> No.15369835

>>15363313
>only thing I've ever seen him make that looks edible (minus that water beef at the beginning)
>he looks like he's going to vomit

Must not have enough cheese or undercooked chicken.

>> No.15369899

>>15362308
Noice

>> No.15369914
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>>15368727
The hotdog tin specifically says that you're getting one extra 'dog.
The recipe probably calls for a regular tin of ten dogs, so it's perfectly reasonable that the 11th should be lost to attrition.

>> No.15370320

>>15369914

as gross as it is to eat it off the skull, cheek meat is so good. its the best part of a bbq'd pig

>> No.15370621

>>15368046
you were iffy at first and then got stiffy with the wieners right? uh

>> No.15370696

>>15367747
How is it possible to capture so much 'reddit' in all the shit I see that is associated with that place? If you held a gun to my head and told me to describe what the fuck reddit is I wouldn't be able to tell you, or what the reddit quality is like, but its so fucking blunt you know it when you see it every time.

>> No.15370711 [DELETED] 

>>15367708
Do Germans really?

>> No.15370717
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>>15361098
>>15361211

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>>15367760
cheapskate wouldn't even give him a full cup

>> No.15370761

>>15369400
Aren´t you at risk of getting water intoxication by drinking excessive amounts of liquids? How does he do it?

>> No.15371078
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>> No.15371208

>>15370717
That's an Il Timpano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIsIE0oHGgo&list=FLN4dCeEjZ90S89Ydg6ww8Mg&index=39

>> No.15371210

>>15370717
how can you fuck something up so badly with descent cooking skill

>> No.15371255

>>15368215
some niggas are built different. look at keith richards for example

>> No.15371262

>>15366932
imagine putting a fleshlight on it and letting it give you a bj

>> No.15371270

>>15370621
Bars

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>> No.15371290

>>15371278
he's still in there, they just keep bringing him eggs and he gets 2 complementary egg sandwiches a day to keep him going

>> No.15371306

>>15365176
don't forget bat

>> No.15371318
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>> No.15371347
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>> No.15371374

>>15371078
>no Seattle dog
ya blew it

>> No.15371384

>>15367760
how long does this guy live after that stage?

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>>15371290
do you think they make each other sandwiches?

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>>15371374
It eez what it eez

>> No.15371403

>>15370746
thats hardcore

>> No.15371405

>>15371403
I'll have you know that Mercury is delicious

>> No.15371408

>>15371389
I like to think so

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>>15370717
this is like one of those horror movies where everything seems normal, then it suddenly accelerates

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>>15371424

>> No.15371448
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>>15371427
My teeth hurt just watching this

>> No.15371543

>>15370746
>>15371405
Now I'm curious.

>> No.15371571

>>15369067
plastic is toxic. the jews are right about paper wrapping they're food

>> No.15371620

>>15371318
>f*male
No

>> No.15371635

>>15371571
>they're

Do Americans really?

>> No.15371666

>>15371466
giving women rights was a mistake.

>> No.15371686

>>15361126
holy moly basederoni

>> No.15371698

>>15371405
I do wonder what or if it would taste like, but also what the texture would be like to drink.

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>> No.15371772

>>15361098
Why not post in wsg?
>>>/wsg/3725542

>> No.15371958

>>15371666
satan speaks the truth

>> No.15371968

>>15366932
>That fucking spring
Is this how Wile E. Coyote cooks?

>> No.15371980

>>15371466
That's just offensive to ever irish gene I have, far more so than the name of the shot could ever be

>> No.15372031

>>15371448
This goes on and on...

>> No.15372521

>>15361519
What a sloppy shop

>> No.15372569

>>15371980
I don't really get the Irish being so thin skinned about a drink's name. I mean, if a bar invented a drink called "The 9/11," it would be the most popular thing on the menu.

>> No.15372583

>>15361519
There is no way she isn't doing this shit on purpose.

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>>15371427
do americans really?

>> No.15372672
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>>15371403
Eating Mercury is nothing new, hell Abe Lincoln was taking mercury up till his presidency.

>> No.15372720

>>15367708
it's rare that a video gets a physical reaction out of me. this is worse than cartel shit.

>> No.15372887

>>15370320
>pig

guess again

>> No.15373040

>>15370717
Its true, i ate this all the time in japan

>> No.15373108

>>15361211
Yeah I dont think so. Average adult hand is about 4 inches.

>> No.15373128

>>15372614
>americans
>digestives
retard

>> No.15373145

>>15365176
>chinks are the race of humans closest to animals.
Oh you were so close. So, so close. Should anyone tell him?

>> No.15373163

>>15367727
>hey this looks good
>w-wait, is that peanut butter
>nutella?!
>for goodness sake stop!

>> No.15373211

>>15371078
I swear to God if I ever see anyone boil a hotdog Im going to boil them.

>> No.15373214

>>15370696
>>15367747
they're using fucking sippy cups holy shit

>> No.15373218

>>15371078
Me: this doesn't look too fattening.
Bacon: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

>> No.15373222

>>15371427
CREAMY EGGY ROCCKY ROADY!! YUM YUM YUMMY

>> No.15373307

>>15373218
you're a faggot typing like a nigger

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>>15371980
>>15372569

>> No.15373384

>>15370746
Did he just put liquid Mercury in his body

>> No.15373408

>>15373384
Drinking mercury is pretty safe. It passes through.

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>>15372569
I'm frustrated

>> No.15373424

>>15361098
I wanna be American after watching this

>> No.15373430

>>15373410
He's gonna give his son diabetes

>> No.15373446

>>15367702
Because that's her schtick. It's literally "i cook bad :))" the channel.

>> No.15373452

>>15362403
Do you think he regrets any of it?

>> No.15373469

>>15371427
Now i want to eat an old style creme egg. I remember the year they changed to tasting like shit, i was so disappointed

>> No.15373472

>>15373384
Now I want to shit out mercury

>> No.15373486

>>15370761
Water intoxication is only a problem due to lack of salt.
I'd bet this guy is eating his fair share of the saltiest damn bbq or whatever food every damn day and he could probably drink a few gallons of water without issue.

>> No.15373562

>>15370746
>My moustache is augmented

>> No.15373568

>>15373452
>Do you think he regrets any of it?
None of it is his fault and he's done everything in his power since his strokes to get better. He's doing his best, just been dealt a bad hand

>> No.15373709

>>15373211
Say that to my face bitchboy

>> No.15373716

>>15370746
Damage health discovered from mercury

>> No.15373759

>>15371318
All that work just to make the big boppa sloppa

>> No.15374116

>>15362403
what is that?
i-is that a condom?

>> No.15374132

>>15366427
>RIP his right hand.
story?

>> No.15374161

>>15367730
kek, my first thought too

>> No.15374188

>>15374132
2x salmonella
2x stroke "victim"

>> No.15374226

>>15373716
underrated

>> No.15374228

>>15367755
She's barely human. Neither is the audience for this shit though

>> No.15374246

>>15371427
I think chilling was the wrong direction here. Should have added, maybe, some egg yolks or flour and baked it

>> No.15374257 [DELETED] 

>>15372569
What a lie.

>> No.15374275

>>15373430
it's cheese on bread. Calm your tits, faggot

>> No.15374376

someone post that webm of people feasting in a submarine

>> No.15374425

>>15371374

>Eating a hotdog with tossed salad and scrambled eggs on it

Disgusting

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>>15367760
I know it looks ridiculous because it's coming out of a gas pump, but look closely at the pump. It's not gasoline, many countries use ethanol in vehicles. Hes literally just getting a cup of alcohol.

>> No.15374873

>>15374425
What is a boy to do?

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>>15367743
>salad

>> No.15374918

>>15373307
this, fuck you nigger>>15373218

>> No.15374956

>>15361211
>get told it has a 9 inch diameter
>"ITS 9 INCHES TALL!! xDDD"
am*rican food journalism is so fucking gay

>> No.15374966

>>15374503
there's GOT to be some kind of denaturing agent involved though. just because it's not gasoline doesn't mean it's vodka.

>> No.15374986

>>15372614
>digestives
Forget it Jerry. It's bongland.

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why does every webm thread have to be entirely comprised of disgusting sloppa, animal gore, or millenial roastie clickbait? why can't we ever share nice things?

>> No.15375034

>>15375029
Go to /wsg/ , tourist.

>> No.15375059

>>15366600
What is he chugging? Creamed corn?

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>>15375059
It is, he can chug anything.

>> No.15375077

>>15375065
what the heck is that?

>> No.15375080

>>15371384
15 mins

>> No.15375086

>>15375065
Is that... pasta sauce?

>> No.15375087

>>15371466
why did she throw it in?

>> No.15375089

>>15375086
>>15375077
Tostito's Salsa.

>> No.15375091

>>15375087
Irish Car Bomb is a drop shot drink.

>> No.15375093

>>15373410
jesus

>> No.15375098

>>15373410
favreau is such a fucking faggot holy shit

>> No.15375099

>>15375089
fug. I need a guestimate on how much sodium was in that cup.

>> No.15375106

>>15375091
>drop shot drink
do americans really?

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>>15375106

>> No.15375117

>>15375099
A tablespoon of salsa has about 125mg of sodium. Assuming that's a 2L boot, he drank 16875mg, just under 17 grams of sodium, or about 50 grams of table salt.

>> No.15375123

>>15375106
Drop shot cocktails are really common. I'm pretty sure yuropoors have them too. You might get a funny look if you go into a bar in Dublin and order an Irish Car Bomb though. They probably call it something else.

>>15374257
>>15372569
Not in the US. A bar outside of the US could probably sell a drink called a 9/11 no problem.

>> No.15375130

>>15375123
The term "car bomb" combines reference to its "bomb shot" style as well as the noted car bombings of Ireland's Troubles.

The name is considered offensive by many Irish people, with some bartenders refusing to serve it,[3][4][5] or patrons of American bars that have it on menus asking instead for an "Isis" or "Twin Towers".[6] The inclusion of the drink in an English bar's 2014 promotional material drew complaints, followed by withdrawal of the promotion and a public apology by the bar manager.[7] Increasingly, bartenders prefer the title "Irish Slammer", "Irish Bomb Shot", "Car Crash," or simply the "Irish Bomb" to avoid offending patrons.

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>>15375114

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>>15375117
So basically like chugging an almost full one of these. fucking hell.

>> No.15375149

>>15375133
Dump that folder, limey.

>> No.15375677

>>15371747
I've laughed before..

>> No.15375737

>>15373211
Good luck ever going to jew york city where there's a boiled hotdog stand at every corner.

>> No.15375752

>>15367760
>brb bulking on a cup of 10,000 calories

>> No.15376130

>>15372569
>Irish
Irish americans aren't irish

>> No.15376377

>>15367708
>American
That specific denialism...

>> No.15376391

>>15373430
I don't think you know what diabetes is

>> No.15376656

>>15369109
Both

>> No.15376747

>>15373218
nice reddit meme!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15376855

>>15373218
Why are you here you troglodyte

>> No.15376954

>>15361098

why are those two fags munching the same hotdog

>> No.15376986

>>15365176
>t. Joshua Wong

>> No.15377042

>>15371448
that looks great
will the yolk stay runny

>> No.15377080

>>15373218
based

>> No.15377083

>>15371278
>>15371389
>>15371408
These videos always make me feel really sad

>> No.15377126

>>15369103
>>15376377
she got the recipe from an American cooking show

>> No.15377148

>>15364231
>>15365486
>>15366021

Those are napalitos. Brined cactus out of a jar.

>> No.15377280

>>15371347
That is a fat hand

>> No.15377393

>>15377126
Bullshit.

>> No.15377723

>>15365176
I love this copypasta

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>> No.15377780

>>15377777
Waste

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>> No.15377970

>>15373214
so they don't spray water everywhere when the glasses one repeatedly slams himself into the cardboard boxes

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>>15377782

>> No.15378154

>>15361126
two words:
>New York
>City

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>>15377782

>> No.15378189

>>15377782
I was expecting them to make tortilla chips in the end

>> No.15378286

>>15378154
>Overhyped, greasy, and stingy with the toppings
>Has been sitting congealing under heat lamps for 2 hours
>Have to buy by the slice, and they toss them back in the oven for 30 seconds

>> No.15378324

>>15371078
this is an ad for mustard dear consoomers

>> No.15378342

>>15371278
once you notice the guy in the foreground slamming eggs you can't unsee it

>> No.15378345

>>15367743
>>15368065
>>15370717
Would.
>>15377954
Canola? Really?

>> No.15378356

>>15377777
firstly, holy shit, checked

secondly, maybe the most disgusting webm i've ever seen On Here ™

>> No.15378382

>>15362754
Is that ice cream?
Is that why it's called a concrete mixer at culvers?

>> No.15378401

>>15361098
cupcakes were one of the stupidest food trends in the 2010s, along with those big dumbass milkshakes that have an entire dessert cart stuck in them

>> No.15378443

>>15367708
"10% mehr" on sausage can.

>> No.15378817

>>15374503
Can't wait for mushroom season. Gonna try and make a moral sauce

>> No.15378880

>>15373408
>>15370746
wouldnt shitting out mercury be illegal since youre dumping toxic metals into the sewage system?

>> No.15378922

>>15370717
leave it to the nips to turns everything into a giant dumpling

>> No.15378947

i wanna be fucking dead after watching this, this hurted my Italian pride, at least, the little part I have

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>>15367776

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>>15377954
>for two
>only one steak

>> No.15379064 [DELETED] 

>>15373218
shut the fuck up you fucking idiotic filth, how the fuck can you physically type this and not think it is retarded. Pack your bags and fuck off back to peddit this fucking instant, you dunce fuck

>> No.15379165

>>15377126
Name the cooking show and the host.

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>>15379064

>> No.15379385

>>15373211
The notorious boiler...

>> No.15379411

>>15373568
jack pls go

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>>15373218

>> No.15379585

>>15373218
Stop, just go back to r*ddit please

>> No.15379602

>>15367737
>>15367727
these are def just "for the fuck of it" foods served in gimmick restaurants that youd only ever order once out of curiosity and then never eat again, but they can afford to stay open because they're in a big metropolitan city n most of their customer base is tourists and shit journalists/vloggers

>> No.15379608

>>15368727
who doesnt grab themselves a lil bite when they're cooking? it's not baking, you dont need exact measurements

>> No.15379863

Does anyone have the link to the Contadina Woman making her homemade Italian Tomato Sauce? You know, hacking the onion with a super dull knife, dumping a gallon of canola oil in it...

>> No.15379966

Nevermind! https://youtu.be/1-I2LEB_AxY

>> No.15380446

>>15378817
Better idea than making an immoral sauce

>> No.15380759

>>15380446
kek

>> No.15380767

>>15371078
Where's the fucking coney? This is so gay

>> No.15380787

>>15377083
Why? I find them comforting

>> No.15380962

>>15367760
QUENCH MY THUURST WITH GAS-OH-LEEEAAN
GIMME FYOO GIMME FAH GIMME DABBAJABBAZA

>> No.15380986

>>15378382
>>15369286
>>15366339
>>15362863
It's a restaurant in NYC called Cena 81. They make risotto and put it in the cement mixer for presentation.

>> No.15380998

>>15366932
a weapon to surpass metal gear

>> No.15381031

>>15371356
that does look kind of neat

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>>15371666

>> No.15381437

>>15361553
lmao

>> No.15381473

>>15369103
Same difference

>> No.15381548

>>15371262
Women would be obsolete.

>> No.15381570

>>15367743
I mean if they didn't call it salad there isn't that much of an issue with that. It's just some apple & caramel dessert. Probably tastes pretty good in moderation.

>> No.15381576

>>15367747
>Alligator
Not even doing the roll. Do they even /an/?

>> No.15381594

>>15367708
>that woefully small range top
Fuck Europe honestly

>> No.15381602

>>15367727
The jelly would be an interesting yet workable condiment to use but the peanut butter and chocolate can fuck off

>> No.15381614

>>15367747
This video has to be like 10 years old now right?

>> No.15381703

>>15381614
You can tell by how cringey it is

>> No.15381730

>>15373410
How hard is it to
>slather some butter on 2 slices of bread
>assemble the sandwich on the griddle with butter sides facing out
>flipping the sandwich to fry on both sides evenly
It's just a fucking sandwich

>> No.15381747

>>15377777
This is some post war housewife shit
Also checked

>> No.15381766

why isn't the fucking catalog updating

>> No.15381772

>>15381703
I mean I remember seeing it when I was in high school

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>>15362754
scoopski potatoes

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>>15361098

>> No.15383297

>>15382846
>Why I season my forearm instead of the meat

>> No.15383405

>>15383297
chuckled

>> No.15383492

>>15382846
He left half of that sloppa on the plate

>> No.15383544

>>15367760
he is so far from home, so lost. and cannot return.

>> No.15383547

>>15371427
exposing lovely gooey creme egg center to air, enjoy your solid filling you disgusting freak

>> No.15383654

>>15363313
my nigga jack couldn't handle the cactus slime

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>>15362754

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>>15373218
faggot

>> No.15383886

>>15362759
This is why I don't make Spanish tortillas anymore. Frittatas as basically the same thing and 1000% less risky.

>> No.15383952

>>15369203
Those ingredients and that portion size... lol
That's easily a whole day's worth of calories, and anywhere between zero and one percent of the nutrients you need.

>> No.15384061

>>15382846
this is actually disgusting

In fact most of the food in this thread is disgusting

>> No.15384066

>>15377777
An abomination

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>> No.15384128

>>15363235
He looks like he gets more dick up the ass than anything. Not an ugly dude,but not a chad at all, which you basically confirmed with your own words.

>> No.15384142

>>15361098
>9 inches tall
Yeah, nah, unless that cook's hands are like two feet long.

>> No.15384165

>>15381602
I use jelly on breakfast sandwiches and it slams.

>> No.15384191

>>15384165
slams? What are you a nigger using lingo from the 1980s?

>> No.15384199

>>15384061
It's rib meat with cheese and an egg, it's fine. It's the presentation that's offputting to you.

>> No.15384212

>>15378345
How else would you prepare a steak?

>> No.15384214

>>15384061
nice work, Nancy drew.
how did you ever get to the bottom of this mystery?

>> No.15384217

>>15379966
>homemade cuisine
>tomato soup and bow tie pasta
Like, the camera quality is decent. Someone obviously figure out how to put a video together and upload it. Why can't they apply the basic skills needed to discern between a good video and a terrible one to discern between good food and the shit that they just spent all afternoon filming?

>> No.15384461

>>15384112
>wasting a ribeye on a philly cheesesteak
>doing this shit with it afterward
mad

>> No.15384518

>>15371078
Didn't even get the fucking LA dog right. It's grilled onions, mustard, ketchup, mayo on top of a bacon wrapped dog served with grilled jalapenos/whatever spicy green pepper

>> No.15384566

>>15374956
You mean all journalism

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>>15380787
Not that anon, but IMO its because when I see these kinds of videos all I can think about it 'How long has that guy been standing there for? Does he give himself breaks?' and 'How fucking hot and sweaty and uncomfortable must he be in such a cramped stall that looks like it barely has enough space for him to turn around?" and "I wonder how much this dude got paid to do this shit? I can't imagine he's living a very well off with how cheap stalls like this usually are."

>> No.15385475

>>15384461
>Doesn't know that ribeye is THE meat used in Philly
Chuck eye is an acceptable sub, but ribeye's the standard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Vn2i6uwZY&list=PLYkotAhITDWvf_RtluJJbVp4UbMe0fycq&index=661

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>>15382846
>normies will think this is the opus maximus of cooking