/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15359826]

Hey /ck/ did you know if you chant "i'm lovin it" in the mirror 3 times you get a free cheeseburger?

[Anonymous No.15359829]

>>15359826
what do I chant for cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.15359834]

if you do it screaming naked to the cashier you get a free ride downtown

[Anonymous No.15360196]

>>15359826
did you know if you chant "I'm dubbin it" you get dubs

[Anonymous No.15360202]

>>15359826
I tried it, where's my free cheeseburger you fucker.

[Anonymous No.15360211]

>>15359829
if you chant black lives matter, soros will personally deliver you 18Tb of cheese pizza.

[Anonymous No.15360222]

>>15360211
i just tried it and it works the fbi helicopter dropped the thumb drive off

[Anonymous No.15361087]

>>15359826
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15361092]

>>15359826
Dont do it, this makes mustard gas.

[Anonymous No.15361123]

>>15359826
This can’t be true.....can it?

[Anonymous No.15361164]

>>15359829
Chris Hansen

[Anonymous No.15361169]

>>15360222
>18TB Thumb drive
Goddamn, I wish the nsa would start diseminating this tech faster. I GOT WAREZ TO ARCHIVE.

[Anonymous No.15361292]

>>15359826
It didn't work, but my self esteem does feel boosted.

[Anonymous No.15362830]

>>15359826
This

[Anonymous No.15363218]

>>15359826
I just did this and the hamburglar appeared and raped me

[Anonymous No.15363228]

>>15359826
yes but you need to also click your heels together while chanting

[Anonymous No.15363240]

What was the point of playing Bloody Mary as a kid? What was Bloody Mary supposed to do? I did it to go into a dark bathroom with a pretty girl clawing at me. But what if Bloody Mary actually showed up?

[Anonymous No.15363249]

>>15363240
raises your adrenaline and cool points, or in OPs case it raises your cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.15364695]

What if I say 'I be lovin it'

[Anonymous No.15364862]

>>15359826
where is vocaroo guy when you need him most
he can test they claim for us